FARK.com: (3685871) Sarah Jessica Parker is afraid that her son will do something foalish such as becoming a smoker. If he ever takes up smoking, perhaps she can make him stop colt turkey

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		Sarah Jessica Parker is afraid that her son will do something foalish such as becoming a smoker. If he ever takes up smoking, perhaps she can make him stop colt turkey (contactmusic.com)		47
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Tr0mBoNe		2008-06-21 04:53:26 PM

*facepalm*

They are worried their kid might smoke while they keep on smoking. Hollywood is so ironic.

/+1 subby, had to read that twice.

eddyatwork		2008-06-21 05:02:33 PM

+1 submitter.

Sgt Otter		2008-06-21 05:19:47 PM

/Obligatory.

Etchy333		2008-06-21 05:31:18 PM

You, alright?!!!

I learned it from watching YOU!

farm4.static.flickr.com

How to keep your child from smoking:

Step 1: Quit smoking.
Step 2: Continue to not smoke.

Feel_the_velvet		2008-06-21 05:33:05 PM

Oh no you din't!, subby

+1

JosephFinn		2008-06-21 06:06:49 PM

I don't get it.

Banacek		2008-06-21 06:11:34 PM

Talk about a headline trying to hard...

jiaxiaobo		2008-06-21 06:15:58 PM

Sarah Jessica continues to get older, but that joke never does.

Scrolling down I assumed Sgt Otter'd have a pic of Carrot Top, but Iggy works just as well.

/I'm a smoker so I'm getting a donkeykick out of these replies.

roughridersfan		2008-06-21 06:24:37 PM

That was a whinnying headline.

HPunster		2008-06-21 06:30:27 PM

neigh, subby. No need to trot out that old meme. You're just beating a dead... well, you get the point.

downtownkid		2008-06-21 06:40:42 PM

She should worry more about her husband being a pole smoker.

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body		2008-06-21 07:04:12 PM

downtownkid: She should worry more about her husband being a pole smoker.

Whinnah!

nirwana		2008-06-21 07:13:34 PM

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: downtownkid: She should worry more about her husband being a pole smoker.

Whinnah!

By a nose.

Slamguy		2008-06-21 07:30:36 PM

Ho Ho Ho! She looks like a horse! Instant greenlight!

grundletaint		2008-06-21 07:34:46 PM

my mom used to threaten me with all kinds of punishments if she caught me smoking. it stressed me out so much, i started smoking. go figure.

Suicidal Writer		2008-06-21 08:04:24 PM

Yet another cheap shot at SJP in a headline. Not surprising on Fark.

samperkinsdog		2008-06-21 08:11:44 PM

i find her unattractive as well.

but at this point, fark's just trying to hard. we get it. this ground's covered. let's find somebody new to pick on.

i suggest juliette lewis.

Mugato		2008-06-21 08:15:03 PM

samperkinsdog: i suggest juliette lewis.

She's farking hot.

Funbags		2008-06-21 08:17:06 PM

I was with subby on headline until the "colt turkey" part, that was a bit of a reach.

-1

seminole87		2008-06-21 08:34:46 PM

Mugato: samperkinsdog: i suggest juliette lewis.

She's farking hot.

she's hot in that batshiat crazy kind of way

WaltzingMathilda		2008-06-21 08:36:05 PM

samperkinsdog: i find her unattractive as well.

but at this point, fark's just trying to hard. we get it. this ground's covered. let's find somebody new to pick on.

i suggest juliette lewis.

i'd slay both of those broads with no hesitation

FootInMouthDisease		2008-06-21 08:39:36 PM

Suicidal Writer -
bp3.blogger.com

JerkyMeat		2008-06-21 09:24:05 PM

Subby, quit horsing around.

ElleDriver		2008-06-21 09:55:21 PM

Har, har this joke never gets old!

PDXBishop		2008-06-21 09:55:57 PM

Suicidal Writer: Yet another cheap shot at SJP in a headline. Not surprising on Fark.

Suicidal Writer : SJP threads :: Bevets : Evolution threads

Dear Jerk		2008-06-21 09:57:32 PM

She'll nag him about it.

FeedTheCollapse		2008-06-21 10:23:45 PM

you can tell which people in this thread have been described as horse-faced...

Gyrfalcon		2008-06-21 10:32:06 PM

If she doesn't nag him about it now, all that smoke will make him horse before he's grown. Better to get him stable today, than dead on the track tomorrow.

Corpus Delecti		2008-06-21 11:07:20 PM

You know what makes a lame joke funny? Repeating it over and over and over and over and over and over again.

downtownkid		2008-06-21 11:19:48 PM

Mugato: samperkinsdog: i suggest juliette lewis.

She's farking hot.

Yeeeeeeah, see, I worked with her once. She showed up every morning looking incredibly greasy and smelling incredibly rank. Maybe she cleaned up her act by now but at the time she was not appealing in the least.

GungFu		2008-06-21 11:24:31 PM

Tr0mBoNe: /+1 subby, had to read that twice.

eddyatwork: +1 submitter.

For 'colt turkey'?

Oh dear.

ad hoc		2008-06-21 11:58:55 PM

GungFu: Tr0mBoNe: /+1 subby, had to read that twice.

eddyatwork: +1 submitter.

For 'colt turkey'?

Oh dear.

maybe you missed "foalish"

dynomutt		2008-06-22 12:22:41 AM

Neigh

cowsspinach		2008-06-22 01:22:28 AM

You know, I like SJP. Sure shes ugly as hell but I just love the way she dresses. The girl has style but goodness sakes her face...that face is just terrible.

Noah's Arcade		2008-06-22 01:24:27 AM

Wow, Ferris Bueller smokes? What a scumbag.

munkypoo		2008-06-22 02:15:01 AM

The only thing I hate more than men who tool around and make fun of actresses because they're not some goddess of perfection is WOMEN who do it.

Please die, subby.

shaucker		2008-06-22 03:07:13 AM

cowsspinach: You know, I like SJP. Sure shes ugly as hell but I just love the way she dresses. The girl has style but goodness sakes her face...that face is just terrible.

She wears clothes beautifully, I think.
I don't think she's ugly. Odd looking, maybe, and she doesn't photograph well, but she's lovely on screen (depending on the angle).

/not trying to troll, honestly
//fan of SaTC

Wizzin		2008-06-22 03:45:12 AM

/heh

tokyogirl79		2008-06-22 03:49:34 AM

Suicidal Writer: Yet another cheap shot at SJP in a headline. Not surprising on Fark.

I was wondering when you'd show up. I'm actually dissapointed. Usually you troll a little harder in the SJP threads

Commander Lysdexic		2008-06-22 07:00:50 AM

So yesterday it was the little snowbeast upset over being called 'fat'. Now it's smoking?
Biatch let your little tub of lard smoke whatever he wants, maybe he'll lose some of those extra tons.

Zmog		2008-06-22 09:35:45 AM

Because the worst habit celeb kids can possibly get into, is smoking. Yeah.

JohnCougarMelonhead		2008-06-22 12:35:57 PM

"You crazy kids quit making fun of my wife. Yeah you. I see you over there behind the bale of hay!"

CigaretteSmokingMan		2008-06-22 01:38:12 PM

havesometea		2008-06-22 02:17:09 PM

+1 smitty

Sgt Oddball		2008-06-22 10:17:23 PM

Oh, Sarah J... Why the long face?

stargazer101		2008-06-23 03:01:24 PM

Horse face or not, they've had a happy successful marriage for years in Hollywood. Which is quite an accomplishment these days.

SniperNinja		2008-06-23 03:15:40 PM

stargazer101: Horse face or not, they've had a happy successful marriage for years in Hollywood. Which is quite an accomplishment these days.

well it's kinda easy to make someone stick around when all you have to do is feed them a few carrots every now and then

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