"Santa looked a lot like Daddy" by Buck Owens

Anything from:
Esquivel - Merry Christmas From The Space Age Bachelor Pad

That is some seriously trippy s#it.

Ok, I really like this topic, so here are a few more...

Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong-I've Got My Love To keep Me Warm.

Ernest Tubb-
Christmas Island
I'll be walking the floor this christmas

Squirrel Nut Zippers - Santa Claus Is Smoking Reefer.

5 Chinese Brothers- Making Angels In The Sand

Louis Prima - Shake Hands With Santa Claus

Vince Vance and the Valiants -All I want For Christmas is you (one of the funniest videos I have ever seen)

How Could I firget this...
My absolute favorite Christmas Song:

Robert Earl Keen: Merry Christmas From The Family

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinkin' champagne punch
And homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him
Til he sang Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
>From his second wife MaryNell
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin' while the stero plays
Noel, Noel, The first Noel

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
We need some ice and an extention cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motorhome in
They blew our christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night
Oh Silent Night

Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Dite Sprite
A box of tampons and some Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Feliz Navidad.

How about Weird Al's "The Night Santa Went Crazy"?

We have started our own funky Christmas music collection:

Jimmy Buffet - Christmas Island
Jimmy Hendrix - Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
Chicago - XXV
Alabama - Christmas
Cindi Lauper - Feels Like Christmas
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Christmas Time Again
Bob Rivers - Twisted Christmas
Hawai'i's Favorite Christmas Songs

The 12 Days of Kwanzaa by Shirley Q. Liquor

Dogs barking "Jingle Bells"

"christmas in hollis" - run dmc

Sting did a kick ass version of Little Drummer Boy a long while back.

And don't forget the Chaunakah Song by Mr. A Sandler.

"I Farted On Santa's Lap" by The Little Stinkers is pretty funny.

anything by Mr. Methane.

"Father Christmas" by the Kinks
"christmas in hollis" - run dmc

Well, I would recommend Blink 182's "I Won't Be Home For Christmas", but now it seems like Adam Sandler's latest movie has run that song into the ground.

....the "porky Pig" version of Blue Christmas

and if you want pure cheese, Queen City Kids Deck the Halls (sung to the tune of carrying the stick)

For humour Blink 182's "I won't be home for Christmas"

I always liked the Trans-Siberian Orchestra's rock version of "Carol of the Bells"

and no X-mas cdid complete without K-jack's entry

Bruce Cockburn - "The Coldest Night of the Year"
Nightnoise - "Snow Is Softly Falling"
Kate Bush - "December Will Be Magic Again"
Pretenders - "2000 Miles"

And while it is based on an old warhorse, Duke Ellington's "Nutcracker Suite" kicks some yuletide ass!

"Christmas Bop" by T Rex.

"Chrsitmas Lullaby" by Shane MacGowan and the Popes

Not the best idea, but I always make a CD of TV show songs, this year I'll make one with all the Christmas South Park songs.

I'm a Jew - from South Park

"Fairytale of New York" The Pogues

Gotta have "The Christmas Song" by Korn. Family fun.

Beck's "Little Drum Machine Boy"

Nerf Herder "I've Got a Boner for Christmas"
Nerf Herder "Santa Has a Mullet"

or even,
The Vandals "Christmas Time for My Penis"

just a few of the punktacular classics...ha. classics.

I knew a guy who home spun his own CDs, labeled "Eat My Ass", volumes 1 through 5. Maybe it'll end up on the shopping channel one day, as a "Christmas Sale Special"....

And, of course, the entire Boney M Christmas Album

A Classic!

A Christmas Song - Dave Matthews with Tim Reynolds. A beautiful song.

Anything off the Vandals album "Oi to the World".

Christmas will never be the same.

The Brain Surgeons -- The Girl that Love Made Blind
The Brain Surgeons -- Ciudades Y Navidades
Spinal Tap -- Christmas with the Devil
They Might Be Giants -- Santa's Beard
"Weird Al" Yankovic -- Christmas At Ground Zero
The Nightmare Before Christmas -- Town Meeting Song

"Jesus Christ" by Big Star
"Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses
"Merry Christmas, Emily" by Cracker
"She's Right on Time" by Billy Joel (yes, you heard me)
"Back Door Santa" by Clarence Carter

Vince Guaraldi (Peanuts) - Christmas Time Is Here Again
or Shawn Colvin's version

Anything from the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer soundtrack

Winter from Vivaldi's the Four Seasons

John Coltrane - My Favorite Things

Anything by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

Or "Christmas in Killarney" by the Rovers, I think.

Run Run Rudolph - Chuck Berry

2000 Miles - The Pretenders

"Run With The Fox" - Chris Squire solo single

BUT NOT THAT STUPID PAUL MCCARTNEY CHRISTMAS SONG...
"Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time" Dear Ucking god.

bk

NeoStorm: The Jesus/Santa lounge act is classic!

The Bowie-Crosby 'Little Drummer Boy'

David Bowie and Bing Crosby - Little Drummer Boy

Because, let's face it, Bowie rules.

Mistess for Christmas - AC/DC

Wait... I forgot.
James Brown - Santa's Got A Brand New Bag
- Santa Claus Goes Straight To The Ghetto

Beatles Christmas Messages

I started my own holiday tradition this year. I kick off the festive season with Elvis's Blue Christmas and a stiff egg nog topped with Capt. Morgans Spiced Rum. Merry Effing Christmas!

"Heat Miser" from The Year Without A Santa Clause

Mannheim Steamroller does some excellent christmas songs that have a completely different sound yet stay pretty traditional. Great stuff.

damn all the fark articles suck why don't u people submit something that is actually amusing or sick or obvious or ironic or boobies or what not???????????????????

Weird Al Yankovic : "Christmas at Ground Zero"

The Arrogant Worms : "Santa got Arrested", "Santa's gonna kick your ass", "Dad threw up on Christmas Day"

My two fav's by Weird Al
The Night Santa Went Crazy - Bad Hair Day
Christmas At Ground Zero - Polka Party

"merry christmas" by wesley willis...

Christmas is a fun time to get gips. People stay home for the holidays. They spend time with their children. That's what it is all about.

The Vandals CD Oi to the World is a hilarious Christmas CD. Here's a link to it:

One of my favorites:

"Christmas Time For My Penis"

I see you've been feeling down - When I needed you, you've been around - So this year I've a Christmas surprise - that will make your spirits rise... - I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me - And when things seemed unclear- you did the thinking for me. - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - and I won't forget you this year.. - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand - When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - And I'm going to give you the joy - that you've earned this year pal... - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I know you've been feeling down, - all bent up its so hard to breathe - Don't fret this Christmas- - you'll get the attention you need - I love you so much that it's hard, - to repay you for all the good times - we'll get whores and pornography- - your special holiday, pal... - It's Christmas time for my penis.

"River" as sung by Robert Downey Jr. Not to mention Jane Krakowski's rendition of "Run, Rudolph, Run"