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(Springfield News-Leader)   Today's naked man attacks a police car brought to you by the Greene County Missouri Sheriff's Department   (news-leader.com) divider line 27
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2008-06-20 07:45:05 PM
Hey, my old stomping grounds!
 
2008-06-20 10:48:14 PM
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2008-06-20 10:48:14 PM
That's a nekkid tasering
 
2008-06-20 10:54:10 PM
Whoa. I work for the Greene County Sheriffs Dept in IL. Fooled me for a second.
 
2008-06-20 10:57:06 PM
They "think" the guy was high on drugs...ya think?
 
2008-06-20 10:59:35 PM
What, that's illegal now?
 
2008-06-20 11:08:11 PM
He was probably just stressed out over the possibility of flooding. Perfectly understandable.
 
2008-06-20 11:11:11 PM
Is this better or worse than the athlete and the sheep?
 
2008-06-20 11:12:57 PM
HEY GUYS!!! REALLY!!! A DEMON STOLE MY CLOTHES AND SUCKED THEM INTO HIS EYBALLS!!! I CRAWLED INTO HIS BELLY TO TRY TO GET THEM BACK!!! BUT THERE WERE ALL THESE MAGICAL PIXIES SCUTTLING ABOUT!!! THEY WERE SCARED!!! I TRIED TO CALM THEM DOWN BUT THEY JUST FREAKED OUT MORE!!! THEN A MILLION HITLERS WEARING BLACK SUNDRESSES CHASED ME THROUGH ETERNITY!!! THAT'S WHEN I MET THE FLASHING UNICORN!!! AT FIRST HER FLASHING BLUE AND RED EYES WORRIED ME BUT THEN WE MADE SWEET LOVE!!! IT BURNED AND CUT BUT IN A GOOD WAY!!! WE WERE ONE!!! WE WERE THE UNIVERSE!!!

*ZAP!*
 
2008-06-20 11:22:33 PM
He was only naked while causing a "disturbance". He had shorts on while attacking the police car; hence, the headline is WRONG, subby. However, we do have this enigmatic quote from the Chief Deputy: "On the deputy, the man began to attack his patrol car, the release said,"

WTF? This guy must have been really, really, really farked up. I think Poppa Boner is right on with this one.
 
2008-06-20 11:23:37 PM
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2008-06-20 11:25:05 PM
Ah, Greene County. They have meth there, and in a big way. No flooding, though, at least not right now. Think Branson and you're close.

That's the part of Missouri that makes the normals /facepalm all the time.
 
2008-06-20 11:25:39 PM
Dad?

/IF McCainDemocrat SHOWS UP EVERYONE PLEASE IGNORE THIS WELL-KNOWN CONCERN TROLL WHO USES MULTIPLE ALTS!
 
2008-06-20 11:34:33 PM
I was born there :(

But then again, so was Jason Bourne!
 
2008-06-20 11:38:56 PM
Sorry. I didn't mean anything by it.
 
2008-06-21 12:05:46 AM
not me

/again
 
2008-06-21 01:04:00 AM
At least we are famous for something...

phyrkrakr: Ah, Greene County. They have meth there, and in a big way.
 
2008-06-21 01:05:30 AM
Jason Bourne was "born" in Nixa...just 10 miles south, although, you can't tell anymore when you leave Springfield, and enter Nixa, other than crossing the James River.

tricky_t: I was born there :(

But then again, so was Jason Bourne!
 
2008-06-21 01:09:19 AM
I work for the Greene County S.D. We have so much meth around the county, this happens a lot. The News-Misleader just never prints it.
 
2008-06-21 02:11:58 AM
All the other Springfieldians are comin' out of the woodworks!

/by "all the other" I mean 2.
 
2008-06-21 02:38:16 AM
You mean 3, Fliend.

And sometimes it's not meth, it's just screwed up people in the parking lot when two women are fighting about baby daddy. Which makes my night much more interesting.
 
2008-06-21 03:52:30 AM
Dear Diary....

/Gigity
 
2008-06-21 03:54:02 AM
ok this is not the naken women tied up in bushes one. opps
 
2008-06-21 09:14:34 AM
p51d007: At least we are famous for something...

phyrkrakr: Ah, Greene County. They have meth there, and in a big way.


Don't forget cashew chicken and Bass Pro Shops!
 
2008-06-21 10:26:34 AM
Fliend: /by "all the other" I mean 2.

4 by my count, damn hillbillies.

/Kickapoo Class of '94 biatches
 
2008-06-21 11:12:10 AM
DAMN you Springfield-Ledger! Print a name for FSM's sake! I lived an isolated quasi-hillbilly existence there for 3 long & painful months. There's a special tweeker in Aurora I'd love to see strung up...again.

/why, oh why, can't it be him
//Meth, helluva drug
/// YUM! LAMBERT'S!!
 
2008-06-21 12:43:05 PM
f*cking pigs and their assumptions, its always gotta involve drugs. how do they know he doesnt just dig committing crimes in the nude sober?
 
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