I saw turtle.

What is a dentist doing with a screwdriver?

three more visits and you get the tool box

Did someone dropped your "a"s and your "the"s, subby?.

Ha my commonly used phrase got erased by the forum bot

Fluid: What is a dentist doing with a screwdriver?

The same thing he was doing with a torque.

Fixing Jaws.

"My father did not die in God's time," oh yes he did, God just wanted him to bring some tools up, St Peters desk is a little wobbly.

WTB articles!! Definite and indefinite please.

I specifically asked for a martini.

Wow. That was some totally unexpected filter pwnage.

you can't say "i.n. s.o.v.i.e.t. r.u.s.s.i.a.?" on fark forums?

Hey, Pops is lucky he expired on this visit...


first the screwdriver...

then the torque wrench...

next visit was the floor jack...



/That's some fine dentistry there, Lou.

I wish my dentist would drop a DeWalt cordless 18v impact wrench down my throat. I've wanted one of those for a while now.

CygnusDarius: Did someone dropped your "a"s and your "the"s, subby?.

Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


/This article and my english descent adds to my dislike of dentists

Uh, if a dentist had a screwdriver in my mouth, they're not a dentist I'm going to go back to.

_{/had his wisdom teeth out a little over a year ago. that was FUN}

Ha Ha Ha! In Russia under Soviet dominion, screwdriver drops dentist!

In God's time? If it wasn't God's time, why did God allow it to happen?

Your delusion that you matter - it failed you.

Lenny_da_Hog: CygnusDarius: Did someone dropped your "a"s and your "the"s, subby?.

Are you saying you DRTFA?

/HAHAHAHA

Winnar.

the_chief: I wish my dentist would drop a DeWalt cordless 18v impact wrench down my throat. I've wanted one of those for a while now.

No, no no...

18v is so 2007.

What you want is one of these:



28v lithium ion.

Been keeping my eye on:



Really need a good shop bandsaw, but portable would be so much nicer...

Whens payday?

tshetter: the_chief: I wish my dentist would drop a DeWalt cordless 18v impact wrench down my throat. I've wanted one of those for a while now.

No, no no...

18v is so 2007.

Yeah, but the thing is, I have a bunch of 18v stuff already. I'm already vested in DeWalt 18v.

That's screwed up.

I would bolt out of there.

What a wrenching story....

/HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The moose! The moose! Use your god damned articles!

/obscure?
//22 Twain

I wouldn't stick my tool down an 90 year old man's throat. Ah, who am I kidding.

/die stupid dentist

the_chief: tshetter: the_chief: I wish my dentist would drop a DeWalt cordless 18v impact wrench down my throat. I've wanted one of those for a while now.

No, no no...

18v is so 2007.

Yeah, but the thing is, I have a bunch of 18v stuff already. I'm already vested in DeWalt 18v.

Every time I go into the steel supply I see a wall full of the 28v and just start drooling.

My DeWalt 10a angle grinder has been put through hell making my smoker and it keeps on ticking.

Still tempted to put a metal blade in the miter saw and use that to cut my angle iron...using the angle grinder for it all is getting old.

Need to break down and just buy a damned band saw already.

no drop screwdriver bad dentist bad!

Kanemano: "My father did not die in God's time," oh yes he did, God just wanted him to bring some tools up, St Peters desk is a little wobbly.

So much win.

This is why I come to FARK. A news article about dentistry turns into a thread about cordless power tools.

Poppa Boner: I wouldn't stick my tool down an 90 year old man's throat. Ah, who am I kidding.

/die stupid dentist

There's a lot of win in this thread. I'd like some molar.

yelmrog: Wow. That was some totally unexpected filter pwnage.

you can't say "i.n. s.o.v.i.e.t. r.u.s.s.i.a.?" on fark forums?

it's actually one of the oldest filters there is. installed because of rampant overuse, way back in the day (much older than this account)

This went in with the smallest torque wrench and power drill I have ever seen. I don't recall a screwdriver being used, though.

dangelder: Poppa Boner: I wouldn't stick my tool down an 90 year old man's throat. Ah, who am I kidding.

/die stupid dentist

There's a lot of win in this thread. I'd like some molar.

I canine 'derstand what the daughter's problem is. Her father was just to'oled.

Could have been worse... he could have used the new nail gun:

Way to FAIL on your English, subby.

DeWALT sucks.

Bosch is where it's at.

Boomhauer

Could have been worse... he could have used the new nail gun:

OK, hold it right there...WTF IS THAT???

So you can take a sniper position and frame a wall on the next block?

vodka

DeWALT sucks.

Bosch is where it's at.

Milwaukee owns them both.

/disclaimer - I own examples of all three (Makita too), and have never had one break in over 10 years of weekend use. Worst I've had is an abraded cord needing replaced.

vodka: DeWALT sucks.

I burned through no less than *three* DeWalt hammer drills finishing two rooms in a basement.

My 80 year old father-in-law ended up in the hospital after a different dentist dropped a screwdriver down his throat.

/now back to your tool discussion.

These things are not so much a screwdriver as they are a very small Allen (hex) wrench. Get your component hand tight, then slide on a small torque wrench, turn that thing to 35 N/cm, and you're done. I can see a shaky dentist's hand dropping the hex wrench, but you gotta be a real moron to drop a torque wrench (about 4 inches long) and an even bigger nincompoop to swallow one.

I always tell my patients that things get slippery, and if anything falls to the back of their throat, to sit straight up and spit it out.