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(Variety)   Lisa Lampanelli to do a sitcom pilot for HBO. She'll play a chubby, no-doubt foul-mouthed owner of a comedy club. Throw in some black guys to screw and it's basically her routine   (variety.com) divider line 141
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2008-06-20 04:43:41 PM
So for a half hour format, that's six fat-blonde-semi-attractive-woman-likes-sex-with-black-guys stories.
 
2008-06-20 04:47:43 PM
She's farked more black men than hurricane Katrina
 
2008-06-20 04:58:43 PM
Eh, depending on my mood, she makes me laugh. Abuse can be funny if you're in the mood for it, and she isn't bad at it.
 
2008-06-20 05:19:00 PM
I like her when she's roasting someone because plays dirty, just like a guy. Lisa can take any insult you can dish out and give it back to you five-fold. She's tough as nails.
 
2008-06-20 06:24:04 PM
Subby: Lisa Lampanelli to do a sitcom pilot for HBO. She'll play a chubby, no-doubt foul-mouthed owner of a comedy club. Throw in some black guys to screw and rampant audism and it's basically her routine

FTFY
 
2008-06-20 06:25:58 PM
Don Rickles > the rest

And no I don't have a lawn.
 
2008-06-20 06:26:06 PM
Female comics aren't funny.

*Ducks*
 
Ra_
2008-06-20 06:26:35 PM
Funny chick but I wouldn't pump her even if I was serving life in prison
 
2008-06-20 06:27:05 PM
MmmCrime: She's farked more black men than hurricane Katrina

LMAO!
 
2008-06-20 06:27:11 PM
LegacyDL: Don Rickles > the rest

And no I don't have a lawn.



Seconded.

/And I'm fairly young for a Rickles fan.
//Saw his show in Vegas back in '98.
 
2008-06-20 06:27:58 PM
She had the best line from Jeff Foxworthy's Roast:
"Ron White has disappointed more fat women then Jenny Craig"
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2008-06-20 06:28:08 PM
Like any white/asian/hispanic guy would hit that.
 
2008-06-20 06:28:44 PM
People who are not funny.

Lisa Lampanelli
Carrot Top
Lewis Black

The list goes on...
 
2008-06-20 06:30:01 PM
Her best line was, "My ass has seen more black cock than a urinal at the Apollo."
 
2008-06-20 06:30:04 PM
Not funny. Repetitive and predictable. Hopefully this will suffer the same fate as Lucky Louie (though that was actually pretty good). Personally I'm just surprised she isn't getting a half hour of shiat sketch comedy or panel discussion on Comedy Central, everyone else who is a) technically a comedian, and b) not famous enough to have keychains for sale at the Stop 'n Go seems to have done so.
 
2008-06-20 06:30:13 PM
SaintAwesome: People who are not funny.

Lewis Black

The list goes on...


Back away from the computer.
 
2008-06-20 06:31:25 PM
SaintAwesome: People who are not funny.

Lisa Lampanelli
Carrot Top
Lewis Black

The list goes on...


Lewis Black is great.
 
2008-06-20 06:32:49 PM
coco ebert: SaintAwesome: People who are not funny.

Lewis Black

The list goes on...

Back away from the computer.


Sorry...
SHOUTING is not funny.
The average conversation with your friends is funnier than his material.
 
2008-06-20 06:32:50 PM
dwade: Lewis Black is great.

I always felt he stole Bill Hick's material...
 
2008-06-20 06:33:03 PM
SaintAwesome: People who are not funny.

Lisa Lampanelli
Carrot Top
Lewis Black

The list goes on...


Lewis Black? Seriously? What the hell is wrong with you?
 
2008-06-20 06:33:04 PM
Who?
 
2008-06-20 06:33:29 PM
E_L_B: She had the best line from Jeff Foxworthy's Roast:
"Ron White has disappointed more fat women then Jenny Craig"


Jeebus H. Christ! Is that Tater Salad or Gary Busey???
 
2008-06-20 06:33:31 PM
MmmCrime: She's farked more black men than hurricane Katrina

That... is awesome.
 
2008-06-20 06:34:00 PM
MmmCrime: She's farked more black men than hurricane Katrina

Stolen joke, fess up.
 
2008-06-20 06:34:16 PM
Only one person I ever saw who could give back to Don Rickles better than he got, and that was Johnny Carson. When Rickles was on the Carson show, that was gold.
 
2008-06-20 06:35:03 PM
Wait... people have sex with this girl?

On purpose?
 
2008-06-20 06:35:13 PM
Who?

No, really.

Who?
 
2008-06-20 06:35:42 PM
dwade: SaintAwesome: People who are not funny.

Lisa Lampanelli
Carrot Top
Lewis Black

The list goes on...

Lewis Black is great.


I'm gonna have to agree there. He's a little hit and miss sometimes, but overall funny. I love his Plymouth Horizon bit.

Cop: They probably took it for a joy-ride
LB: I don't think you're listening, asshole. The car is a Plymouth Ho-RIZ-on! It is not a JOY to RIDE.
 
2008-06-20 06:36:35 PM
Kludge: Stolen joke, fess up.

repeating a joke is stealing it?

we're not on stage here, people
 
2008-06-20 06:37:00 PM
bunner: Wait... people have sex with this girl?

On purpose?


Well I think some of them might fall into it by accident.
 
2008-06-20 06:37:10 PM
What? Fat chicks need love too!?

-Quagmire
 
2008-06-20 06:39:32 PM
MmmCrime: She's farked more black men than hurricane Katrina

Continuing the trend...

She's farked more black men than the KKK.
 
2008-06-20 06:40:23 PM
baka-san: Who?

No, really.

Who?


I hear this thing called the intertubes has loads of information that you can find on your own. Never heard of Lisa Lampanelli? Google it, dumbass.
 
2008-06-20 06:40:46 PM
tnpir: SaintAwesome: People who are not funny.

Lisa Lampanelli
Carrot Top
Lewis Black

The list goes on...

Lewis Black? Seriously? What the hell is wrong with you?


I like my comedians to be funny.
That is all.
 
2008-06-20 06:41:11 PM
ebarmstr: What? Fat chicks need love too!?

-Quagmire


they just have to pay.
 
2008-06-20 06:42:06 PM
I saw her live once. It was great. Just very glad that I was not in the front row.

Live comedy is always the awesome as long as you aren't in the front (or don't get up to go take a piss during the middle of the routine).
 
2008-06-20 06:42:55 PM
SaintAwesome: People who are not funny.

Lisa Lampanelli
Carrot Top
Lewis Black

The list goes on...


Judy Tenuta
Bob Saget
Kathy Griffin (who is kinda like the female Bob Saget)
 
2008-06-20 06:43:57 PM
pacified: Live comedy is always the awesome as long as you aren't in the front (or don't get up to go take a piss during the middle of the routine).


I saw Bobby Slayton back in February, and I was the only person in the front row he didn't make fun of. Either he thought I was going to kick his ass if he said something about me, or maybe I'm just boring.
 
2008-06-20 06:44:20 PM
No, that's not true, when you tell comedians they suck and should get a job as a jizz mopper they do get pissed, they just hide it real well. Nobody likes hecklers.
 
2008-06-20 06:45:05 PM
JonnyBGoode: SaintAwesome: People who are not funny.

Lisa Lampanelli
Carrot Top
Lewis Black

The list goes on...

Judy Tenuta
Bob Saget
Kathy Griffin (who is kinda like the female Bob Saget)



Rita Rudner....her wrinkled farking face is all over Las Vegas, and she's not funny.
 
2008-06-20 06:45:21 PM
I think she's pretty goddamn funny personally.

From the Flava Flav roast:

"There's little Patton Oswald with his tiny hands. His hands are so small, he would have to wear boxing gloves to fist me."
 
2008-06-20 06:46:10 PM
tedbundee: baka-san: Who?

No, really.

Who?

I hear this thing called the intertubes has loads of information that you can find on your own. Never heard of Lisa Lampanelli? Google it, dumbass.


Oh nooooesss. i have been insulted on the internet. How ever shall I go on?

Turn down the thermostat in the basement, you're overheating.
 
2008-06-20 06:46:44 PM
Seriously, who?
 
2008-06-20 06:47:23 PM
I've never heard of her either.
 
2008-06-20 06:48:32 PM
I thought this is who was going to have a new show.

www.scifidesktop.org.uk

I must say that i'm quite disappointed that I searched for images of Lisa Lampanelli.

/mmmm, Velma.
//Bunktime
 
2008-06-20 06:50:10 PM
Speaking of HBO comedies, bring back "Lucky Louie", damn it.
 
2008-06-20 06:51:03 PM
Lisa Lampanelli is an obnoxious biatch, and she also appears to be a frequent deli patron. I hope her show fails.
 
2008-06-20 06:54:06 PM
I can't take Lampanelli. I personally don't find her funny at all. In fact, i can't really understand how she's gotten so far in her career at all. She's talentless unless she's making fun of someone, in which case she's only annoying, but still basically talentless.

I've seen dead animals with more talent than she has. Staring at a wall while stoned is more amusing than that chick.
 
2008-06-20 06:56:03 PM
I love Lewis Black.

That is all.
 
2008-06-20 06:56:19 PM
SaintAwesome: coco ebert: SaintAwesome: People who are not funny.

Lewis Black

The list goes on...

Back away from the computer.

Sorry...
SHOUTING is not funny.
The average conversation with your friends is funnier than his material.


As a fan of the late great Sam Kinison, I call a great big fat FAIL...FAIL I say!
 
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