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(Daily Mail)   Student shames the world of bikini-clad jelly wrestling. With pics   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 173
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2008-06-20 01:30:12 PM  
The Dread Pirate Robertson: "Another eyewitness, who did not wish to be named, said: 'Witkowski turned around and punched a girl in the crowd. She fell back and her nose literally exploded."

Don't tell George Bush. He'll outlaw noses, Jell-O, and girls in bikinis, all in the name of the war on turrur.


That's quite a stretch you made just to toss a little passive-agressive G-dub hate out there. I would declare you a failure, but you've produced some quality work in the past, so I'll let it slide.

/shame on you, though
 
2008-06-20 01:31:42 PM  
DWitchiewoman: mooseyfate:

If he ever starts them up again, you will be invited as our lucha libre ~ El Papa sin Predique, you can count on it.

no pics, but he does have some old video. We watched it when he returned from Iraq a few weeks ago.
82nd Airborn & ladies mashed potato wrestling.
I know, is there anything the man can't do?


Awesome! I'll go put on my jockstrap and start stretching.

/try and get THAT image out of your mind
//I DARE you!
 
2008-06-20 01:31:52 PM  
mooseyfate: That's quite a stretch you made just to toss a little passive-agressive G-dub hate out there. I would declare you a failure, but you've produced some quality work in the past, so I'll let it slide.

/shame on you, though


Also, the nose was clearly manufactured by Halliburton.
 
2008-06-20 01:33:33 PM  
mooseyfate: /try and get THAT image out of your mind
//I DARE you!


I had planned on setting up some more rain barrels this weekend, but it looks like I'm gonna have to get some trepanning in first...
 
2008-06-20 01:35:31 PM  
They need to start laying off the jelly.
 
2008-06-20 01:36:19 PM  
LeroyJankem: [fat chicks]

"I'm gonna eat you."
"That's what you think."
 
2008-06-20 01:38:02 PM  
Wendy's Chili: LeroyJankem: [fat chicks]

"I'm gonna eat you."
"That's what you think."


I reached rock on thinking about that. I don't know why.
 
2008-06-20 01:38:24 PM  
It's still real to me damnit!
 
2008-06-20 01:40:01 PM  
calculator13

Needs to be changed to

"Mmmmm Bacon" .... "mmmmmm Pork"
 
2008-06-20 01:40:45 PM  
Lizardking: That girl would throw rocks at most of you retards, and rightfully so. She is full on hot and better than most of you farkers could get with a handful of pardons in a womens prison

THIS

That girl isn't even close to being fat. Granted those pictures/angles are not very flattering and the blonde is smoking hot. That being said, I'd hit it eagerly.
 
2008-06-20 01:42:39 PM  
mooseyfate: That's quite a stretch you made just to toss a little passive-agressive G-dub hate out there. I would declare you a failure, but you've produced some quality work in the past, so I'll let it slide.

/shame on you, though


Hey, he's the one who's the president! Who else could I have used? I mean, I could have taken a shot at Carlos Mencia, but that would have just confused everyone. Can we blame Pelosi? It's not like *anybody* likes her.

/thanks for the back-handed compliment, tho.
 
2008-06-20 01:42:41 PM  
They tried to grab her, but failed.

Am I the only one who pictured a greased pig contest?
 
2008-06-20 01:44:52 PM  
mooseyfate:

Awesome! I'll go put on my jockstrap and start stretching.

/try and get THAT image out of your mind
//I DARE you!


I wouldn't dare.
I bet that'll be in my mind all weekend.

gracias for the smile at work!
you done it again
 
2008-06-20 01:45:38 PM  
Man the harp.....on second thought a spear will suffice.
 
2008-06-20 01:45:43 PM  
calculator13

...and I'm spent
 
2008-06-20 01:47:04 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: "All I can aay is that my life is pretty Pla- *WHACK!*"

Bumble Bee, not butterfly.

/still farking hysterical
 
HBK
2008-06-20 01:49:41 PM  
I think someone kicked her in the guy with the chunky boot.
 
2008-06-20 01:52:39 PM  
Tabs can't even get jelly wrestling right.

/former Oxford Blue in jelly wrestling
 
2008-06-20 01:52:53 PM  
I'm a bikini-clad angry Classics major, so I am getting a kick...

/okay, no bikini
 
2008-06-20 01:56:21 PM  
God Is My Co-Pirate: I'm a bikini-clad angry Classics major, so I am getting a kick...

/okay, no bikini


Stop teasing us..... and spread those toes!

/not from Ottawa, but would walk there for you
//prob not
 
2008-06-20 01:57:34 PM  
Step 1: Get jello-filled pool
Step 2: Get hot chicks
Step 3: ???

/they couldn't even get step 2 right
//pass
 
2008-06-20 02:01:50 PM  
mrapier: The best swim suits are vintage:
If the chubby one would have worse something like this, she'd have been better off:


I have a few like this and you can feel sexy and hide your beer gut at the same time.

/tsk tsk all the cow needed was a better swim suit


BIE Please?
 
2008-06-20 02:02:59 PM  
Came here for Old School KY Jelly references.

/leaving disappointed
 
2008-06-20 02:05:26 PM  
today.ccopinion.com

/Dust in the Wind
//shamelessly hotlinked
 
2008-06-20 02:06:21 PM  
i31.tinypic.com
 
2008-06-20 02:06:42 PM  
Wow.... the writer of that article deserves better than being forced to cover this kind of "news". Normally we'd get three paragraphs of broken Engrish. Nice!
 
2008-06-20 02:11:05 PM  
Finally... hard hitting journalism. Cronkite ain't got shiat on this.
 
2008-06-20 02:11:29 PM  
For future reference:

You can get jello to set in large quantities if you have access to the proper resources. Personal experience:

We used a (clean, obviously)55 gallon drum to boil the water over a campfire. We had a rebar support grate set up over cinderblocks around the fire, and set the drum up on that. It was about 2.5 feet up off the ground, which makes a later step all the easier.

We filled the drum a little less than halfway with water and stoked the fire. It is very important that the water boils though...no boil, no set jello. While waiting for the water to boil we emptied the jello boxes into a 5 gallon bucket, and threw the empty boxes into the fire. (Waste not...)

Once the water boiled we doused the fire, dumped the jello powder in and stirred it with a broom until it was dissolved. Then (using grill gloves) we carefully poured the stuff into a clean 55-gallon plastic trash bin (the kind that is on wheels and has a lid). This was much easier due to the height of the metal drum. Then we added the water to nearly top it off. The tricky part was then getting it to a walk-in cooler. Planning ahead (a van with a hydraulic lift would have been a great help) is highly recommended for transport. We ended up just wheeling it down the sidewalk for a mile and a half to the facility (night club) where the event was going to take place. We rolled it into their cooler where it sat for 3 days. It was set up perfectly...not too hard to dump out, but by no means a liquid anymore either.

Keep in mind that from the minute you dump it into your pool it will begin to melt. Body heat will accelerate this. Also keep in mind that cleaning up jello is a huge pain. Outdoors is very wise, on carpeted floors is just stupid.
 
2008-06-20 02:12:01 PM  
busy chillin' 2008-06-20 02:06:21 PM

*DING DING DING DING DING DING DING* We have a winner! I repeat, we have a winner! Please come to the front desk to collect one (1) free Internet and a lifetime supply (1 bag) of candy corn!!!
 
2008-06-20 02:19:05 PM  
DWitchiewoman:

I wouldn't dare.
I bet that'll be in my mind all weekend.

gracias for the smile at work!
you done it again


Always a pleasure, Ms. Woman!
 
2008-06-20 02:22:26 PM  
Dammit, troppo gonzo, I don't look like that at all!

/Yeah, I'd hit it, and I'd have a great time hitting it.
 
2008-06-20 02:30:22 PM  
mooseyfate

Cheers!
 
2008-06-20 02:31:36 PM  
Jello wrestling is only fun when accompanied by large quantities of alcohol and a huge slip n' slide ... or a foam machine for easy clean-up. But alcohol regardless.

/oh the lessons you learn in college
 
2008-06-20 02:34:47 PM  
Other interests she lists include 'having random naked vodka parties, flirting, making people take me to expensive restaurants, watching stuff with Paris Hilton in it and perving on semi-clad men on Google image search'.

Mom?
 
2008-06-20 02:36:50 PM  
I declare Cottage Cheesecake to be the expert in this thread.

That was a very informative post on mass quantities of jello.
/impressed
 
2008-06-20 02:46:17 PM  
i141.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-20 02:54:15 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf
If that pair were in a bar. I'd hit on the brunette to play the blonde's self esteem issues and bag the both of them at the end of the night.

My money is that the brunette is a better lay anyway...violent girls just fark better


Dude, You're the Bobby Fischer of getting laid.

/You have check mate before the game even begins..
 
2008-06-20 02:58:39 PM  
If it'd be a guy who got drunk at a bar and threw a punch...nobody would care.
 
2008-06-20 03:03:39 PM  
Rea1ity56: Came here for Old School KY Jelly references.

/leaving disappointed


we mentioned old blue long time ago.
 
2008-06-20 03:09:22 PM  
Ziggy_Stardust:
IdBeCrazyIf: Dude, You're the Bobby Fischer of getting laid.

/You have check mate before the game even begins..


This is so true
He had me at "If"
 
2008-06-20 03:09:43 PM  
Most of you must be farking queers. That's a hell of a woman right there. And she could probably beat you in a fight as well. So she's carrying a little weight? Big deal. Go back to fapping over Hannah Montana.
 
2008-06-20 03:14:28 PM  
Lord Summerisle: Most of you must be farking queers. That's a hell of a woman right there. And she could probably beat you in a fight as well. So she's carrying a little weight? Big deal. Go back to fapping over Hannah Montana.

Well, only because you said to
 
2008-06-20 03:15:36 PM  
yea comon guys, all she needs is a little airbrushing to look like that magazine cutout pic of your girfriend you keep in your wallet.
 
2008-06-20 03:20:23 PM  
Lord Summerisle: Most of you must be farking queers. That's a hell of a woman right there. And she could probably beat you in a fight as well. So she's carrying a little weight? Big deal. Go back to fapping over Hannah Montana.

thank you, i will
 
2008-06-20 03:21:17 PM  
nopokerface: Bumble Bee, not butterfly.

/still farking hysterical


Crap.


"Come my lady, come come my lady! You're my butter-*THUMP!*"
 
2008-06-20 03:40:16 PM  
I'd wrestle her best two falls out of three with the loser buying dinner.
/no punching, hair pulling or biting
 
2008-06-20 03:40:16 PM  
IXI Jim IXI
nopokerface: Bumble Bee, not butterfly.

/still farking hysterical

Crap.


"Come my lady, come come my lady! You're my butter-*THUMP!*"


Wrong again, she wasn't dressed as a group of wannabe gangsters with ugly tattoos covering their bodies...ooooh, nevermind.
 
2008-06-20 03:42:07 PM  
I'd she'd hit it you.

I now see one of the many, many educational sessions I missed by not going to college.
 
2008-06-20 03:42:28 PM  
gulag: /no punching, hair pulling or biting

You usually have to pay extra for that anyway.
 
2008-06-20 03:45:38 PM  
Ziggy_Stardust: Dude, You're the Bobby Fischer of getting laid.

/You have check mate before the game even begins..


Right now I am so desperately trying to find a LOLcat that fits with "my gamzes let me show you its"

but GIS is being a redhead today

DWitchiewoman: He had me at "If"

I thought I had you in the bed? Like this weekend or something.
 
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