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(Some Alcoholic)   The top 10 drinking achievements to reach before you die. Becoming a Fark headline strangely absent   (tastybooze.com) divider line 162
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2008-06-19 07:08:17 PM  
I've done everything on the list except Oktoberfest and brewing beer.
 
2008-06-19 07:20:14 PM  
Case In A Day - check

Run The Taps At A Bar... - No taps, worked the bar for an hour if that counts

Century Club - Won't bother trying

Brew Your Own Beer - check

Pub Crawl (aka: A night out in LaCrosse.) - check

Go To An AA Meeting - check

Learn Something About Wine - check

Black Out Before Noon - check

Oktoberfest in Germany - Someday *sigh*

Scotch - check
 
2008-06-19 07:23:10 PM  
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2008-06-19 07:23:15 PM  
Case In A Day - check

Run The Taps At A Bar... - nope

Century Club - whatever that is

Brew Your Own Beer - nope

Pub Crawl (aka: A night out on the Las Vegas Strip.) - check

Go To An AA Meeting - check

Learn Something About Wine - check

Black Out Before Noon - I don't remember

Oktoberfest in Germany - someday *sigh*

Scotch - check
 
2008-06-19 07:28:19 PM  
Us drunks don't have to go to the meetings.
 
2008-06-19 07:32:51 PM  
oldernell: Us drunks don't have to go to the meetings.

I went to a meeting on accident. A buddy and I walked in to a meeting when we were wasted. They invited us to sit down. We did for about 5 minutes til we figured out what the hell it was.
 
2008-06-19 07:45:49 PM  
Was that though up by some retarded frat boy?
 
2008-06-19 07:46:47 PM  
Achievement Unlocked: Cirrhosis
 
2008-06-19 07:47:47 PM  
bob_ross: Was that though up by some retarded frat boy?

No. Frat boys are to busy raping freshmen.
 
2008-06-19 07:50:28 PM  
BGates: bob_ross: Was that though up by some retarded frat boy?

No. Frat boys are to busy raping freshmen.


True.

Doing this "goal drinking" is for tools. Drink because you like alcohol for fark sake.
 
2008-06-19 08:00:21 PM  
bob_ross: Doing this "goal drinking" is for tools. Drink because you like alcohol for fark sake.

Indeed. Drinking games freak me out. However, the fact that I am in the middle of hunting for another Brick Click (trademark Tennessee Williams), freaks me out a bit more.
 
2008-06-19 08:04:07 PM  
I'd add one: Attempt the Circle Line challenge on London. 27 stops, 27 pubs, 27 pints.

Did the century club while watching Super Troopers (at home, not in the theater). Good way to kill a Saturday night.
 
2008-06-19 08:04:53 PM  
Case In A Day - check

Run The Taps At A Bar - We have 3 taps. But I did like 7 laps.

Century Club - Excellent pre-drink.

Brew Your Own Beer - *checks current brews*

Pub Crawl - is currently wearing the shirt

Go To An AA Meeting - I'm not over 30

Learn Something About Wine - check

Black Out Before Noon - check

Oktoberfest in Germany - I've drank beer in Germany and did Oktoberfest in Kitchener, Ontario.

Scotch - check
 
2008-06-19 08:09:17 PM  
40 Things Every Drunkard Should Do Before He Dies (new window)

Modern Drunkard magazine did this way first, way better, way funnier, and one hell of a lot faster. Makes this Fark link look like amateur hour.
 
D2T [TotalFark]
2008-06-19 08:21:42 PM  
Case In A Day - done

Run The Taps At A Bar -

Century Club -

Brew Your Own Beer - Brewing more this weekend. And I go all grain, milled myself. Extract is for wusses.

Pub Crawl - done

Go To An AA Meeting -

Learn Something About Wine - done

Black Out Before Noon - done

Oktoberfest in Germany -

Scotch - drinking it now. neat.

5 out of 5. Looks like I got some work to do.
 
2008-06-19 08:26:40 PM  
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2008-06-19 08:32:54 PM  
Case In A Day - check

Run The Taps At A Bar... - Check

Century Club - No thanks

Brew Your Own Beer - noppe

Pub Crawl - check

Go To An AA Meeting - check

Learn Something About Wine - check

Black Out Before Noon - check

Oktoberfest in Germany - Been to the Oktoberfest well over 50 times (days, that is). Non-difficulty, used to live in Munich.

Scotch - check
 
2008-06-19 08:36:15 PM  
Norad: 40 Things Every Drunkard Should Do Before He Dies (new window)

Modern Drunkard magazine did this way first, way better, way funnier, and one hell of a lot faster. Makes this Fark link look like amateur hour.


Exceptional.

Cheers!
 
2008-06-19 08:37:29 PM  
that's a weekend

/ all cept oktoberfest
//spent a week in Dublin..judges take that?
 
2008-06-19 08:47:51 PM  
Most of those are beer related. Meh.
 
2008-06-19 08:58:34 PM  
submitter: The top 10 drinking achievements to reach before you die. Becoming a Fark headline strangely absent

Purelilac: Most of those are beer related. Meh.

The lists are about power drinking, for the most part. Getting smashed, looped, hammered, plowed, plastered and shiatfaced.

And here comes Purelilac to complain about semantics.

Retard.
 
2008-06-19 09:02:55 PM  
Case In A Day - aka, Tuesday.
 
2008-06-19 09:03:44 PM  
Case In A Day - check

Run The Taps At A Bar... - naw

Century Club - nope

Brew Your Own Beer - nope

Pub Crawl (aka: A night out in Tempe.) - Many times

Go To An AA Meeting - Just to pick up drunk chicks

Learn Something About Wine - check

Black Out Before Noon - I'm rarely up before noon

Oktoberfest in Germany - Does a German restaurant in Glendale count?

Scotch - Aye, Laddie
 
2008-06-19 09:05:59 PM  
bob_ross: Doing this "goal drinking" is for tools. Drink because you like alcohol for fark sake.

But, dude, how are people supposed to know you're cool? Come on, brah!
 
2008-06-19 09:16:48 PM  
BGates: I've done everything on the list except Oktoberfest and brewing beer.

THIS! *hic*
 
2008-06-19 09:19:05 PM  
Suicidal Writer

"Lips that touch ichor will never touch mine"
 
2008-06-19 09:19:16 PM  
Hey, I've done the Century Club.....broke my shot glass afterward, I was so drunk.
 
2008-06-19 09:19:41 PM  
Nailing a fat chick strangely absent from the list.
 
2008-06-19 09:19:50 PM  
Subby: Becoming a Fark headline strangely absent

That's after you die.
 
2008-06-19 09:19:53 PM  
#8 and #10, done and done. As to the rest, I'm not a beer drinker so "meh."

Black Out Before Noon - Just once get out of bed at 9 a.m. and crack a beer instead of having your morning Tropicana. There are a finite number of years in life where you can get drunk before noon and not feel like a total douche about it the next day. If you are a college football fan then this is easy to accomplish. If beer isn't your bag first thing in the A.M. then I would recommend a Boones Farm Strawberry Hill. It's slightly fruity, high in booze and fan-farking-tastic.

Scotch - learn to drink scotch either on the rocks or neat. Much like golf, it is a pain in the ass to learn, but it will pay off in the business world. While you are at it, learn the difference between bourbon and whiskey so that you don't look like a total farking hayseed. If you really want to get a gold star on your chart learn the difference between a blend and single malt as well.
 
2008-06-19 09:20:11 PM  
No one wants to be a Fark headline.
 
2008-06-19 09:21:22 PM  
This is pretty cool if you are 17.
 
2008-06-19 09:21:27 PM  
Sheesh, I figured becoming a fark TAG would beat out a headline any day. Now THAT'S a drinker.

We could have headlines like...
Seven drown bobbing for apples in giant vat of 151. O'Shaugnessy tag surrenders.
 
2008-06-19 09:22:05 PM  
Done em all but the AA meeting and the 100 shots one, my son just told me there is a AA meeting this Saturday near my house, think I will do the 100 shots then stagger to the meeting.
 
2008-06-19 09:22:57 PM  
enkindle: No one wants to be a Fark headline.

Speak for yourself.
 
2008-06-19 09:23:45 PM  
Cagey B: Achievement Unlocked: Cirrhosis

WIN!
 
2008-06-19 09:23:53 PM  
Norad:
Modern Drunkard magazine did this way first, way better, way funnier, and one hell of a lot faster. Makes this Fark link look like amateur hour.


Modern Drunkard is a national treasure. I miss picking it up at a bar and just reading it while throwing a few back. Gonna have to go visit Denver soon.
 
2008-06-19 09:24:01 PM  
FTA Run The Taps At A Bar

Sounds like a challenge

www.najasplace.com

/old local bar
//had to move
///I'm sad and thirsty now
 
2008-06-19 09:24:06 PM  
Case In A Day - check

Run The Taps At A Bar- No

Century Club - we did "power hour" which was 60 minutes instead of 100

Brew Your Own Beer - No

Pub Crawl - No

Go To An AA Meeting - kinda, it was a class the judge "suggested" i attend for 2 months after i walked home along that wobbly, uneven road.

Learn Something About Wine - check

Black Out Before Noon - check

Oktoberfest in Germany - eventually

Scotch - check
 
2008-06-19 09:25:40 PM  
Enrico Pallazzo:

FTA Run The Taps At A Bar

Sounds like a challenge



/old local bar
//had to move
///I'm sad and thirsty now


I think I am in love, where is that?
 
2008-06-19 09:27:00 PM  
Century Club - Pretty simple, 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes

When I first read that I skipped the word 'beer' and thought holy crap you'd be DOA after the first half-hour!
 
2008-06-19 09:28:53 PM  
I just came back from BevMo so I'm really getting a kick.....
 
2008-06-19 09:28:56 PM  
In college, century club... we tried it 4 times. I made it on the 4th time. Unfortunately, I peed on my buds' couch, and later woke up sitting in his bathroom naked trying to "fix" his toilet.

Im glad Im a few years removed from that sort of shenanigans.

/not really, those were fun nights
//at least what I remember
 
2008-06-19 09:29:03 PM  
This jackass is recommending you drink scotch either neat of with ice. Shows how much this guy knows about drinking.

Any real scotsman will tell you that you can take a sip of scotch neat, but generally you should open it up with a bit of water after a sip. And ice is a really poor choice with scotch. You're just dulling the taste, showing everyone around you that you really don't like the taste and are just trying to seem sophisticated.
 
2008-06-19 09:29:53 PM  
FYI, 100 shots of beer equals about 12 1/2 12-ouncers...
 
2008-06-19 09:29:55 PM  
That should be "neat or with ice" obviously...

/completely hammered right this minute
 
2008-06-19 09:30:42 PM  
Case in a day? OK, but what do you do after lunch?
 
2008-06-19 09:30:47 PM  
Norad: 40 Things Every Drunkard Should Do Before He Dies (new window)

Modern Drunkard magazine did this way first, way better, way funnier, and one hell of a lot faster. Makes this Fark link look like amateur hour.



Yeah, much better.

/Been 86'ed from a bar (check) (Earl's and the Monkey)
// Gotten into a fistfight at a bar (check) (Earl's)
 
2008-06-19 09:30:56 PM  
done em all except for oktoberfest, and i have plans to go there next year
 
2008-06-19 09:31:11 PM  
What about urinating on someone's couch? Being too drunk to tell or care if the hooker is a tranny or not? Waking up in a stranger's backyard?
 
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