yeah.. what they do with their personal life is their business. :P

'Marbled for Her Pleasure'

eep

Well, duh. Where else are you going to sew marbles?

Well, that's pretty much horrifying.

I think my first choice would be the accessories from the catalog, before incisions are made.

'Harder!'

'Huh?'

'Harder!"

'What?'

'Harrrderrr!'

'What's that you say?'


...etc

they had a special on this on the discovery channel.....the ladies love a li'l bumpy cock in the morning.

more disturbing would be japan/china and the injection of oil underneath the skin of the penis.
the marbles are generally safe
the oil usually is veryverybad.

Hmm, would that be inside the actual penis or inside the nutsack?

Geez, what WON'T guys do with thier penis?

In china or japan or something, one of those asian countries, They sew those 6mm plastic airsoft BB's udner the penis.

Excuse me while I cringe in pain from reading this...
*whimper*

Well, when I compile a mental list of "things I would like to place beneath the skin of my penis", the list is pretty short.

1) A tattoo saying "the buck stops here"

See?

Hmm. Isn't that sort of a well known thing in some underground circles, for at least 20 years? One of these body modification things, put little pellets of surgical steel under your foreskin. If I remember correctly, in some places of Africa you have to really work to get sex unless you have an armada of rounded pebbles inserted in your dick :)

Better than rocks like some other cultures have used. Ah the things you learned when you were a curious teenager and got a little to involved in "research".

Since a coup two years ago and a sharp cut in the size of the Fiji Military Force

is that funny? im laughing, so it better be.

what the hell is "glue-ear"?? sick!

Having problems with glue-ear (or glue-nose)?

So did we, until...

w00t for my 2nd submission.

Proof that, just beneath the surface, the world is run by the tang.

"what the hell is "glue-ear"?? sick!"


It comes from turning your head at the last minute. Instead of a pearl necklace your get pearl earrings...

Next time, aim higher,
thank you very much

I've sewn a basketball under my penis. I'm dribbling right now!

If they're sewing marbles under there now maybe in a few years they'll be sewing pogs under there.

Must cause a lot of confusion about which part is the nutsuck. On the other hand, I bet the british have a riot everytime they ask if the applicant has the 'balls for it'

I'd hit it.

This is recockulous...

I saw this on hbo a few years back, it was some wierd thing, where they showed those little marbles used in plastic guns ie almost nerf style, well, theyd go to the local surgin/mechanic with "sterile" tools they would cut open the dudes peener and put that shiat under his skin, then i guess he would be a badass with the ladies and get his friends respect, or he was just a sick F.Uck, who liked pain

I've sewn a kazoo, any hot chicks wanna play Auld Lang Syne.

A whole title for less than 1/10th an article.... it's Fark.

Well, sewing marbles on your Johnson would be the best way to disguise cock cancer.

So that's why Jimmy the Superfly Snuka had to drop out of wrestling.

So THAT'S what it souds like when they say you talk like you've got marbles in your mouth!

"sounds like" would work,too. ;)

Steelies or Cats Eyes? Because a Cats Eye could shatter.

Marbelous!

The practice is called beading or pearling. Beadings are generally made with surgical (316l or lvm) stainless steel, titanium, or nylon. Other materials may be appropriate (such as Teflon and some gemstone spheres) but care must be made in all cases that the materials are high quality (implant grade). It is reasonably uncommon, but it is gaining popularity in the bodmod community.
I would love to try doing it, but the guys all said no farking way was I going to come near them with a beading needle... especially since I am still apprenticing.

Bodmod community? That sounds about right. A while ago someone posted a link where some douchebag had hs twin brothers arm removed by a corrupt surgeon and transplanted to his own chest. Anyone remember the link? I could use a good barf right about now.

im laughing my ass off over here... keep it up!

Stop_Pissing...: That was obviously fake. it must have said so about 10 times on surrouding pages.

specifically, it was an april fools joke.

You mean the photoshopped "alien finger" was fake, too? Damn!
Actually, I believed it at first. But I'd still like the link so I can fool the 3 people dumber than I.

Here's some jokes Vanessa Upton likes

Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Q. What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis?
A. His body.

Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.

Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

ToxicGardener: Damn! That's gotta hurt! Hurts just thinking about it.

Stop_pissing_in_my_Cherios: Any way you could find that article?!?!

A basketball? Why not a bowlingball so you can strike(hit that)

I could most likely do a google search, but I'm feeling really lazy right now and was hoping someone would be do it for me. You know, residual tryptophan effects and all.