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(Aint-It-Cool-News)   Spike Lee's new film is about a black time traveler that goes back in time to save his father from dying, then kill Reggie Miller prior to the 1995 NBA playoffs   (aintitcool.com) divider line 71
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2008-06-18 12:29:17 PM
Geez, after all the fuss you'd think he'd send a black time traveler back in time to put up the flag at Iwo Jima!
 
2008-06-18 01:15:39 PM
Ronald Mallett is actually a pretty interesting guy and scientist. Why he'd hobnob with Lee is beyond me.
 
2008-06-18 01:37:41 PM
calicocatsinjail: Geez, after all the fuss you'd think he'd send a black time traveler back in time to put up the flag at Iwo Jima!

Win. Damn you.
 
2008-06-18 01:38:23 PM
We get it. You're a Knicks fan.

God, when did Spike become such a douche?
 
2008-06-18 01:38:46 PM
Black to the Future?
 
2008-06-18 01:39:20 PM
Marty McSuperFly?
 
2008-06-18 01:39:55 PM
Noah's Arcade: Black to the Future?

damn you! *shakes fist*
 
2008-06-18 01:41:04 PM
Noah's Arcade: Black to the Future?

Then he goes back in time and has Sam Phillips call Chuck Berry instead of Elvis Presley.
 
2008-06-18 01:42:23 PM
All I want to know is...will the time machine have spinning rims?


/"Once we get the subwoofers up to 88 decibels...you're gonna see some serious shiat".
 
2008-06-18 01:43:59 PM
Saw the preview for a new war film of his at The Incredible Hulk premiere in town. It looked impressive.

Spike Lee may be an ass, but I remain a fan of his art.
 
2008-06-18 01:44:25 PM
Noah's Arcade: Black to the Future?

I heart you.
 
2008-06-18 01:44:35 PM
Is this going to be another ethnic movie about struggling for Alpha Dog status?

/quite aware that all Hollywood movies are formulaic
//just noticing a pattern as of late
 
2008-06-18 01:44:36 PM
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2008-06-18 01:50:50 PM
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Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!
 
2008-06-18 01:52:00 PM
Noah's Arcade: Black to the Future?

Damn you, McFly. I knew someone would beat me to it.
 
2008-06-18 01:53:34 PM
Saw a documentary; His time travel theory had something to do with intersecting lasers. Even built a little model. Seemed like a cool guy.
 
2008-06-18 01:53:38 PM
Gravitholus: Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!

damnit beat me to it.
 
2008-06-18 01:54:46 PM
As long as it stars Pootie Tang, I don't care what its about.
 
2008-06-18 01:54:51 PM
Marty: Doc, you made a time machine.... out of a Chevy Impala?
 
2008-06-18 01:55:56 PM
Maybe instead of worrying about me, Spike Lee should go back in time and abort James Dolan.
 
2008-06-18 01:56:58 PM
James William Bottomtooth: Saw a documentary; His time travel theory had something to do with intersecting lasers. Even built a little model. Seemed like a cool guy.

He interpreted general relativity very well, also. I don't know why I didn't think of that. Maybe because I'm not a scientist. Understanding theories is one thing, applying them is another.
 
2008-06-18 02:01:32 PM
Errrr...didn't Jake Sisko already try this?

/Mr. Lofton is NOT impressed.
 
2008-06-18 02:01:53 PM
RevLovejoy: We get it. You're a Knicks fan.

God, when did Spike become such a douche?


Heh. Subby was just having a little bit of fun with Lee's Knick fanaticism. That's not really part of the plot; if nothing else, Lee knows that the Knicks wouldn't have won anyways.

Now preventing James Dolan from being conceived, that has some possibilities.
 
2008-06-18 02:03:01 PM
As long as it has Chaisy Lain and Jill Kelly in a threesome...I am OK with that.
 
2008-06-18 02:07:39 PM
RevLovejoy 2008-06-18 01:38:23 PM
We get it. You're a Knicks fan.

God, when did Spike become such a douche?
WHEN?!?!?!
 
2008-06-18 02:09:16 PM
Will there be enough white people in this movie?
 
2008-06-18 02:09:53 PM
Noah's Arcade: Black to the Future?

murfshay22: Noah's Arcade: Black to the Future?

damn you! *shakes fist*


Sarcastica75: Noah's Arcade: Black to the Future?

I heart you.


Phil Moskowitz: Noah's Arcade: Black to the Future?

Damn you, McFly. I knew someone would beat me to it.



You know you're a Farker when...
 
2008-06-18 02:10:35 PM
cartersdad: As long as it has Chaisy Lain and Jill Kelly in a threesome...I am OK with that.



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"You know your pornstars. Very good."
 
2008-06-18 02:18:04 PM
Lizard: God, when did Spike become such a douche?
WHEN?!?!?!




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2008-06-18 02:18:29 PM
Yay, photoshop contest!

Pimp the DeLorean.

damox.com
 
2008-06-18 02:19:01 PM
I hope they call it a 'Jive Machine'.
 
2008-06-18 02:19:20 PM
Does it have enough white people?
 
2008-06-18 02:22:02 PM
Soul Plane 2: Black That Ass Up!
 
2008-06-18 02:22:48 PM
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2008-06-18 02:24:23 PM
Noah's Arcade: cartersdad: As long as it has Chaisy Lain and Jill Kelly in a threesome...I am OK with that.


"You know your pornstars. Very good."


what is sad (or just interesting) is that I knew those off the top of my head from that movie.
 
2008-06-18 02:24:40 PM
Marty: Sean? Wh... Why do you keep calling me Sean?

Lorraine: Well, that is your name, isn't it? Sean John? It's written all over your underwear.
 
2008-06-18 02:37:11 PM
Another remake?
 
2008-06-18 02:39:36 PM
Does he have to decide which one of his sons lives... or dies???

Is his sidekick a talking pie?
 
2008-06-18 02:48:39 PM
..and it's Scott Bakula in black face. tsssssss I dunno.
 
2008-06-18 02:55:44 PM
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Approves.
 
2008-06-18 02:58:15 PM
T.rex: Marty: Doc, you made a time machine.... out of a Chevy Impala?

As long as Doc Brown is played by Ben Wallace. He's got the wild hair part down already.
 
2008-06-18 03:04:15 PM
I would go see this but its from spike lee and I dont like spike lee because he's an idiot. I tried to not like him because he is black but that was too easy
 
2008-06-18 03:08:24 PM
Why doesn't Spike use white time travelers? Doesn't he know anything about the history of white time travele.....

Uh-oh.

SOMEBODY STOP SPIKE, HE'S GOING BACK TO REMOVE ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE FROM HISTORY!!!!!
 
2008-06-18 03:08:37 PM
cartersdad: As long as it has Chaisy Lain and Jill Kelly in a threesome...I am OK with that.

If they go back to get late-nineties versions. I've seen the current incarnations of each. Not good, not good.
 
2008-06-18 03:09:06 PM
This is the weirdest sports story ever.

because there were no sports in the story.
 
2008-06-18 03:10:56 PM
agsfark: Why doesn't Spike use white time travelers? Doesn't he know anything about the history of white time travele.....

Uh-oh.

SOMEBODY STOP SPIKE, HE'S GOING BACK TO REMOVE ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE FROM HISTORY!!!!!


Dont worry. he wont kill the white women. Your momma will still be alive and you will have an awesome tan.
 
2008-06-18 03:12:33 PM
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We've been investigating the man whose picture you're holding in your hand right now. Until yesterday, that man, one "Willie Mays" did not exist in any historical documents. Then, in the blink of an eye, that card appeared on the station, and at the same moment, a bust of Willie Mays appeared at the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, New York. There's only one explanation. We suspect that this man... is from the future.
 
2008-06-18 03:15:47 PM
Walt_Jizzney: Errrr...didn't Jake Sisko already try this?

/Mr. Lofton is NOT impressed.


Bah, didn't see your post.
 
2008-06-18 03:16:21 PM
thistime: I would go see this but its from spike lee and I dont like spike lee because he's an idiot. I tried to not like him because he is black but that was too easy

OMG!!!


/it's.
 
2008-06-18 03:29:35 PM
String him from a tree
 
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