Let the good times roll.

Was his name Beethoven?

/well, tell him to roll over and tell Tchaikovsky the news.

Oh god, my pun senses are tingling...

Was it K-k-k-k-k-k-en?

/ I'll bet he was trying to k-k-k-k-ill someone

Darwin would roll over in his grave at this news........

Did he hang out with that Austin Powers dude a lot?

Eusto: Darwin would roll over in his grave at this news........

I hope he's laughing first. But I bet the idiot parents will now sue because it's not their precious boy fault

Oh, SMOOSH!

/I know it's obscure
//it's awesome though

Flynn says the case has been referred to the county prosecutor's office, which will determine whether the 17-year-olds will be charged.

Nope. Can't prosecute stupidity.

CravenMorehead: Let the good times roll.

LOL

"The Whatcom County sheriff's office says an 18-year-old man who was taking a joyride on a steamroller was killed early Tuesday when the vehicle overturned and pinned him."

What are the odds that alcohol was involved? Btw who still uses the term "joyride." What is that anyway?

And finally a marching band performing "Louie, Louie" walks over his body.

Mr.Giblets: Was it K-k-k-k-k-k-en?

/ I'll bet he was trying to k-k-k-k-ill someone

Damn you! I was coming in here to say "ASSSSSHOOOOOOOLLLLEEEE!"

I just want to get this straight. That was a funny headline, subby.

I think the biggest threat to our homeland is Darwin. That guy takes more lives than all terrorism efforts combined.

He could've been saved if someone had just had one of these:

Big wheels keep on turnin'.....

/god damn
//drunk farking rulez!

JohnCougarMelonhead: CravenMorehead: Let the good times roll.

LOL

"The Whatcom County sheriff's office says an 18-year-old man who was taking a joyride on a steamroller was killed early Tuesday when the vehicle overturned and pinned him."

What are the odds that alcohol was involved? Btw who still uses the term "joyride." What is that anyway?

How the fark do you overturn a steamroller? Treat it like a skateboard and go grinding?

Impasse: And finally a marching band performing "Louie, Louie" walks over his body.

My father went out the same way.

I think he prolly got hit by this steamroller first.

NOOOOOO!

How much joy does one get from riding a steamroller anyway?

FrancoFile: JohnCougarMelonhead: CravenMorehead: Let the good times roll.

LOL

"The Whatcom County sheriff's office says an 18-year-old man who was taking a joyride on a steamroller was killed early Tuesday when the vehicle overturned and pinned him."

What are the odds that alcohol was involved? Btw who still uses the term "joyride." What is that anyway?

How the fark do you overturn a steamroller? Treat it like a skateboard and go grinding?

Steamrollers are designed to be operated on a fairly flat surface, with a not-too-large gradient (ie, angle), on material that won't shift randomly for a given configuration.

This means that rolling asphalt down an inclined off-ramp (with a prepared and packed gravel, etc surface) is OK, as the material doesn't shift much (it spreads), and the surface is flat. Rolling the gravel (to pack it) with a steamroller may or may not be OK, depending on the size of the gravel, the steepness of ramp, and what is underneath. Using the steamroller to "pack" the dirt under the gravel probably wouldn't be advised, except perhaps after initial packing with larger, more stable equipment.

Now - these guys probably were trying to "pack" a small hill of dirt or something. The dirt will only pack so far, but the machine got off-balance because the hill was small, or their approach angle was wrong, or maybe a section collapsed under the pressure, or there was a rock in the way...

Over it went!

Mr.Giblets: Was it K-k-k-k-k-k-en?

Dammit, I was c-c-c-c-c-coming here to say that!

Solon Isonomia: I hope he wasn't the driver.

No matter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwN8aA59Acw

Great episode. Hell, they all are. One of the funniest shows I've ever seen.

megaDan: No matter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwN8aA59Acw

Great episode. Hell, they all are. One of the funniest shows I've ever seen.

Meant to say they beat me to it. I guess I beat myself.

Nightenstaff: My father went out the same way.

You're right, Ed. A parachute not opening - that's the way to die... getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way l want to go.

I don't think the Duke boys had the unconquerable speed of the beast known as the Steamroller in mind when they were jumping those bridges while chased by Jethro P. Coltrane.

meant Roscoe, dammit.

ANyhow, them things is fast.

Link (Steamroller joke video Budweiser)

Bud commercial steamroller joke

Click view it for the net nanny, geez.

(what I came here for)

Since no one has said it yet:

muda da za warudo

nastro: I don't think the Duke boys had the unconquerable speed of the beast known as the Steamroller in mind when they were jumping those bridges while chased by Jethro Roscoe P. Coltrane.

FTFY

first headline to make me laugh out loud in a while

No comment from Steve Martin?

When a snowflake gets run over by a steamroller, does it really get any flatter?

/window seat

Fubegra: When a snowflake gets run over by a steamroller, does it really get any flatter?

/window seat

That's precious.

Tehrasha, that's what I was looking for. It's nice to see at least one other person thinks like me.

Now, turn yourself in to the proper authorities. They can't afford to have you running around on your own.