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(The Concord Monitor)   Bearded man dressed in white and identifying himself as "Son of Israel" claims the home of jailed tax-evaders Ed & Elaine Brown "for God." Then it gets weird   (concordmonitor.com) divider line 53
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2008-06-17 08:06:16 PM
Well, he had a SIGN in the yard, so it MUST be his.
 
2008-06-17 08:19:22 PM
God bless the TSA.
Where can I get my "Flag's Up!" ribbon to support them?
 
2008-06-17 08:54:47 PM
Damn that son of a landmass!
 
2008-06-17 08:55:00 PM
This man seems fairly reasonable. He is staying there because the Lord hath told him to do so. I think the police are infringing upon his religious freedom.
 
2008-06-17 08:55:02 PM
One thing's clear enough: the Almighty flies Aloha.
 
2008-06-17 08:55:49 PM
Either he's Moses or Abraham.
 
2008-06-17 08:59:02 PM
Doesn't seem out of character for people claiming to be sons of Israel to take land which isn't theirs.
 
2008-06-17 08:59:18 PM
Jesus Christ! Not again!
 
2008-06-17 08:59:24 PM
zen_lawndarts: One thing's clear enough: the Almighty flies Aloha.

Oh Great, now they'll raise their rates!
 
2008-06-17 09:00:16 PM
I'm in early!

Hey maybe its the Christian jeebus here to take away our shiat before killing us off?
 
2008-06-17 09:05:02 PM
Is it THE HOLIDAYS yet?
 
2008-06-17 09:06:17 PM
I was nearly teabagged by Burl Ives using a similar ruse.
 
2008-06-17 09:07:00 PM
FTFA: A bearded man dressed in white and identifying himself as "Son of Man" ...

As in Man's Son? All right, who let Charlie out?

z.about.com
 
2008-06-17 09:10:04 PM
Mr. Potatoass: I was nearly teabagged

Breathe through your nose.

/so I hear...
 
2008-06-17 09:10:57 PM
EsteeFlwrPot: Hey maybe its the Christian jeebus here to take away our shiat before killing us off?

You know, sometimes I wonder (ok, rarely, but still... the thought does come up on occasion). If all that stuff were true and Jesus actually did come back in this day and age, do you think anyone would actually believe him?

I only ask because I AM Jesus, but no one believes me.

No, don't ask me to prove it. Faith doesn't work that way. ;p
 
2008-06-17 09:12:02 PM
Mr. Potatoass: I was nearly teabagged by Burl Ives using a similar ruse.

So, how did you escape?
 
2008-06-17 09:12:40 PM
i did not know the couple was ever arrested, not much coverage i guess.....
 
2008-06-17 09:14:45 PM
Let him have it. Why are police protecting these morons' property? It's not like they were paying taxes to fund that protection.
 
2008-06-17 09:17:24 PM
mamoru: You know, sometimes I wonder (ok, rarely, but still... the thought does come up on occasion). If all that stuff were true and Jesus actually did come back in this day and age, do you think anyone would actually believe him?

I only ask because I AM Jesus, but no one believes me.

No, don't ask me to prove it. Faith doesn't work that way. ;p


so turn my beer into water.

/does it work that way?
 
2008-06-17 09:20:06 PM
sevenpointsixtwo: Let him have it. Why are police protecting these morons' property? It's not like they were paying taxes to fund that protection.

It's not the Brown's property now. It belongs to the feds.
 
2008-06-17 09:21:07 PM
I thought I saw Zohan last week.
 
2008-06-17 09:21:23 PM
EsteeFlwrPot: so turn my beer water into water beer.

There, FIFY.
 
2008-06-17 09:26:04 PM
EmployeeOfTheMinute: Mr. Potatoass: I was nearly teabagged by Burl Ives using a similar ruse.

So, how did you escape?


img1.picturewizard.com

I beat him to death with a bath brush.
 
2008-06-17 09:28:20 PM
Err..I beat him to death off with a bath brush.
 
2008-06-17 09:34:51 PM
EsteeFlwrPot: mamoru: You know, sometimes I wonder (ok, rarely, but still... the thought does come up on occasion). If all that stuff were true and Jesus actually did come back in this day and age, do you think anyone would actually believe him?

I only ask because I AM Jesus, but no one believes me.

No, don't ask me to prove it. Faith doesn't work that way. ;p

so turn my beer into water.

/does it work that way?


It's possible:

media.collegepublisher.com

Voila!
 
2008-06-17 09:38:12 PM
Mr. Potatoass
Take down all those naked pictures of Earnest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den!

/that's your horoscope for today
//too obscure?
 
2008-06-17 09:42:31 PM
No story here. It turns out he had I.R.S. credentials.
 
2008-06-17 09:52:25 PM
They all belong to one of the Identity religous groups. They do not think they have to pay taxes, do not recognize the government's authority, and believe Anglo-Saxon types are God's Chosen People as stated in the Bible.
Tim McVeigh was part of one of these groups.
 
2008-06-17 09:56:27 PM
dshriner: They all belong to one of the Identity religous groups. They do not think they have to pay taxes, do not recognize the government's authority, and believe Anglo-Saxon types are God's Chosen People as stated in the Bible.
Tim McVeigh was part of one of these groups.


Frankly, I think the major underlying justification to their actions is "I don't wanna pay taxes!! WAAAH!!!"
 
2008-06-17 10:01:36 PM
You mean they haven't sold that fortress/castle/house thingy yet? (Then again, who but another looneytoon would want it?)

mamoru:
I only ask because I AM Jesus, but no one believes me.

No, don't ask me to prove it. Faith doesn't work that way. ;p


No. No, it doesn't.
 
2008-06-17 10:04:06 PM
EsteeFlwrPot

Breathe through your nose.

Doesn't help.
 
2008-06-17 10:11:51 PM
wildancrazy159: i did not know the couple was ever arrested, not much coverage i guess.....

Are you serious??? It was all over the news in NH & most of the Northeast.
 
2008-06-17 10:14:47 PM
not here in Florida, at least that i saw.
i wonder how much coverage it got nationally?
I'll have to check the tubes for more info..
 
2008-06-17 10:16:13 PM
GoodasGold: No story here. It turns out he had I.R.S. credentials.

Then he would have looked more like this:

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2008-06-17 10:17:51 PM
It says someone called the police and confirmed that it was indeed the house of the Lord's. That should settle it.
 
2008-06-17 10:21:45 PM
and so the rapture begins...
 
2008-06-17 10:26:38 PM
Bat shait crazy chicks or this did not happen nor am I interested. Where is the bloody "pig" written on the walls to ruffle my feathers?

//White Knight Syndrome not yet recognized by the AMA
 
2008-06-17 10:28:08 PM
haikupoet: You mean they haven't sold that fortress/castle/house thingy yet? (Then again, who but another looneytoon would want it?)

mamoru:
I only ask because I AM Jesus, but no one believes me.

No, don't ask me to prove it. Faith doesn't work that way. ;p

No. No, it doesn't.


I would. It sounds like a good place to hole up during the inevitable zombie uprising.

Which makes me think of a weird zombie story involving a voodoo-christian jump-starting the zombiepocalypse with a bizarre attempt to "force" the second coming. Man now I have the urge to write a screenplay.
 
2008-06-17 10:28:43 PM
EsteeFlwrPot: so turn my beer into water.

I can do that, but it might take a few hours and it may be a little salty and acidic.
 
2008-06-17 10:42:48 PM
Ed and Elaine Brown
 
2008-06-17 11:01:26 PM
Elaine was my dentist.

/S'truth.
 
2008-06-17 11:02:10 PM
wow, what a strange and interesting tale.
wonder if theres more to this story...
 
2008-06-17 11:25:11 PM
mamoru: EsteeFlwrPot: so turn my beer into water.

I can do that, but it might take a few hours and it may be a little salty and acidic.


beat me to it, twisted minds think alike
 
2008-06-17 11:41:19 PM
FTA:" He refused to be fingerprinted"

You can do that?
 
2008-06-17 11:45:09 PM
baka-san: beat me to it, twisted minds think alike

I dont get it.
 
2008-06-17 11:53:36 PM
EsteeFlwrPot: I dont get it.

drink beer...............piss
rinse/repeat
 
2008-06-18 12:13:50 AM
Everything seems to be in order here. Have a good day Mr. Israel, and sorry for disturbing you.
 
2008-06-18 01:02:15 AM
sigh, is this the point that i start begging for forgiveness from the lord, give up on religion, or ignore this entire mess as though it never happened, im having a tough time deciding here
 
2008-06-18 01:11:47 AM
Plane tickets. In names that have nothing to do with anything. That guy can fly. A nursing mother? TERRORIST, SEARCH HER, MAKE HER DRINK THE MILK. But this guy? Scraggly beard, white gowns, made up, un-matching names? No problemo sir, would you like a pillow?

TSA!, TSA!

/loves my state
 
2008-06-18 01:48:26 AM
Daniel Johns is not impressed
/obscure
 
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