Abortions are expensive.

/aisle seat, please

"Senseless?"

girl was cruising with a gang-banger and shiat happened. hang with the dogs, get shot like one, too.

I predict this thread will have a well thought out discussion on the problem with gang violence and not dissolve into a thread about race.

Then again, I predicted that Germany would beat the hell out of Croatia in the Euro Cup.

"Whatever happened to a fistfight? Don't they know how to fistfight anymore?" she said. "Why do they have to have guns?"

I feel bad that she lost a daughter, but for some reason this quote made me chuckle.

real shaman: "Senseless?"

girl was cruising with a gang-banger and shiat happened. hang with the dogs Dawgz, get shot like one, too.

FTFY.

/I'm a notorious G so I'm getting a kick out of these comments.

Have you talked to any teenage girls lately? Some of them really do just need killin'.

NightOwl2255: Please tell me I'm doing it right.

you wrap your shiat?

One of my best friends went to Proviso. Even 20 years ago, it was still pretty dangerous.

soze: Have you talked to any teenage girls lately? Some of them really do just need killin'.

Your doing it wrong. Stuff her panties in her mouth.

soze: Have you talked to any teenage girls lately? Some of them really do just need killin'.

Dead mall twits. Awesome.

soze: Have you talked to any teenage girls lately? Some of them really do just need killin'.

No, no, no. It's preteen girls that need to be wiped off the face of the Earth. One dozen twits standing in line at the local news stand, each buying the same gum and the same magazine with a credit card. I nearly channeled some sort of angry flower.

Tawanna Ford

Yes, I DO wanna ford...

/packs bags for hell

Who disrespected who first?

and don't correct my use of your

medius: NightOwl2255: Please tell me I'm doing it right.

you wrap your shiat?

I know hell awaits me for laughing at that.

UGH WHY WON'T WOMEN TOUCH ME

Senseless? Maybe but what about Paris Hilton? Would her murder be senseless or make sense?

Discuss farkers...

Why does everyone get bent out of shape only when some white teenage girl gets murdered?

Wait. Tawanna?

Nevermind.

LaDana Ford
Bahahahhahah

So I was watching Gangland the other night and it's topic was Girls in Gangs.

Those are some freaky biatches. "Guys doan' 'spect a biatch to be packin', we jes walk up an POPPOPPOP"

The principals:

LaDana Ford
Tawanna Ford
Kenydale Robinson

Black people are named differently than white people. This is amusing.

Was she senselessly eaten by a pack of wolves?

Memes Ate My Balls: soze: Have you talked to any teenage girls lately? Some of them really do just need killin'.

No, no, no. It's preteen girls that need to be wiped off the face of the Earth. One dozen twits standing in line at the local news stand, each buying the same gum and the same magazine with a credit card. I nearly channeled some sort of angry flower.

Ooooh, I just want to beat all those people. "A .79 cent item? Let me get out my credit card!!"

And they usually seem to be hipster types, too. So, I want bash their brains in, twice.

Usernameaboutnothing: UGH WHY WON'T WOMEN TOUCH ME

You need the 'community gun'

real shaman: "Senseless?"

girl was cruising with a gang-banger and shiat happened. hang with the dogs, get shot like one, too.

Is that you Mike Vick?

"Tragedy today... Tawanna Ford shot dead at the senseless age of 17 "

/but was she delicious?

FTFA: "Whatever happened to a fistfight? Don't they know how to fistfight anymore?" she said. "Why do they have to have guns?"

Here's a radical notion... NOT GIVING A FRAK IF SOMEONE LOOKS AT YOU "FUNNY"

LaDana and Kenydale are new ones. Which African country did those names come from?

Yes, but was she delicious?

One dozen twits standing in line at the local news stand, each buying the same gum and the same magazine with a credit card.

While the Danny Elfman opening music from Pee Wee's Big Adventure plays?

There are times, subby. There are times...

NightOwl2255: soze: Have you talked to any teenage girls lately? Some of them really do just need killin'.

But only after a good rapin'. Right? Right? Please tell me I'm doing it right.

That depends, do you give them the old Cincinnati chili-dog?

Okay, THIS is kind of weird: the article uses the word "senseless" in the title and the first sentence, in both cases with quotes around it. YET IT IS NOT QUOTED ANYWHERE IN THE ARTICLE.

In other words, they aren't quoting someone who said it was senseless; they're using them as scare quotes. They don't really think that it was senseless! Imagine them saying the word and doing a little "quotes" sign with their hands.

That's some cold-blooded reporting.

If she was indeed a demon filled girl, it would NOT be a senseless death, you cant just have demonically possessed people running around.

I mean, come on now.

You have to make sure they are demons BEFORE you kill them though and then, dont do it in public. This isnt Salem and people arent going to gather around for a good burning or drowning of a demonic.

But if she WASNT demonically possessed it was senseless to kill her.

She could have been a great mother or a stripper, or both.

Anyway, this is getting kinda far off topic...

Remember: Check demonic status twice, kill once.

LandOfChocolate: Black people are named differently than white people. This is amusing.

I know. Have you ever noticed that white guys have names like Lenny, whereas black guys have names like Carl?

NightOwl2255: But only after a good rapin'. Right? Right? Please tell me I'm doing it right.

Well what the hell else are we supposed to do with a 13 year old hooker after raping them?

..talk

Memes Ate My Balls: I nearly channeled some sort of angry flower.


I really MUST steal this ...

Herbert Powell: LandOfChocolate: Black people are named differently than white people. This is amusing.

I know. Have you ever noticed that white guys have names like Lenny, whereas black guys have names like Carl?

I love the Homer Simpson reference!

Redneckian: Memes Ate My Balls: I nearly channeled some sort of angry flower.


I really MUST steal this ...

Too late
http://www.angryflower.com/

Nestea Plunge: LaDana and Kenydale are new ones. Which African country did those names come from?

LaNiger

tshetter: Remember: Check demonic status twice, kill once.

Is there a number I can call to have someone come out and spray paint the demonically possessed person so that mistakes can be avoided?

Uncle Karl: NightOwl2255: soze: Have you talked to any teenage girls lately? Some of them really do just need killin'.

But only after a good rapin'. Right? Right? Please tell me I'm doing it right.

That depends, do you give them the old Cincinnati chili-dog?

That's like a Cleavland Steamer only messier right?

feelgood47: Senseless? Maybe but what about Paris Hilton? Would her murder be senseless or make sense?

Discuss farkers...

Her life is senseless, ergo, killing her would make perfect sense.

real shaman: "Senseless?"

girl was cruising with a gang-banger and shiat happened. hang with the dogs, get shot like one, too.

Wow, there are girls into that that young? And I always thought Grease was an exaggeration.

soze: Have you talked to any teenage girls lately? Some of them really do just need killin'.

I put the over/under on this comment at 5 posts. I had the under.