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(Glens Falls Post Star)   Hospital forced to keep Level 3 sex offender indefinitely at taxpayer expense until a handicap-accessible home can be found for him   (poststar.com) divider line 86
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2008-06-15 02:16:38 PM
I'll bet the legislature didn't see THAT coming when they passed that law.
 
2008-06-15 02:37:52 PM
"People wonder why the hospital is losing money," said one of the staff members. "This guy (Shortsleeves) isn't the only one. We get lots of them. We've got a lot of little old ladies who are there (in the hospital) for months when they don't need to be."

Money >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> People.
 
2008-06-15 02:45:33 PM
For a second I thought someone had gotten a little carried away in the meet-me room.
 
2008-06-15 02:46:18 PM
Good. We should be taking care of those who need the most help from society. Money is not the issue, it's about care and taking care of those who need help.
 
2008-06-15 02:51:14 PM
Level 3? Just cast a level 4 spell of health.
 
2008-06-15 03:34:56 PM
why don't we just pass a law that says that dangerous sex offenders can only live in jail?

would that work?
 
2008-06-15 03:42:14 PM
i15.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-15 03:44:17 PM
how does one get the last name "shortsleeves"? im just assuming it has to do with why is a level 3 sex offender....
 
2008-06-15 03:44:28 PM
Well, if he's that handicapped, at least he can't catch anybody to molest. I say put him in a little red wagon, give him a stick to propel himself, and turn him loose.
 
2008-06-15 03:46:11 PM
Cougar
If he wants to level up he might have to go to sex-offender-school

www.hackcanada.com
 
2008-06-15 03:46:12 PM
This is why you never trust a Kender.
 
2008-06-15 03:47:05 PM
Remove all Republicans: Good. We should be taking care of those who need the most help from society. Money is not the issue, it's about care and taking care of those who need help.

It's really awesome that you can be so compassionate when it comes to spending other peoples money.

Unconstitutional.
 
2008-06-15 03:47:50 PM
Isn't there a barn somewhere we can take him behind and shoot him?

/worked for Old Yeller.
 
2008-06-15 03:48:05 PM
AmazingRuss: Well, if he's that handicapped, at least he can't catch anybody to molest. I say put him in a little red wagon, give him a stick to propel himself, and turn him loose.


Oh yeah, because little kids would never go near a little red wagon. :P
 
2008-06-15 03:49:59 PM
Telos: AmazingRuss: Well, if he's that handicapped, at least he can't catch anybody to molest. I say put him in a little red wagon, give him a stick to propel himself, and turn him loose.


Oh yeah, because little kids would never go near a little red wagon. :P


Hey, you gotta give natural selection an opportunity to work.
 
2008-06-15 03:50:31 PM
How many experience points does it take to become a level 3 sex offender?
 
2008-06-15 03:52:33 PM
AmazingRuss: Well, if he's that handicapped, at least he can't catch anybody to molest. I say put him in a little red wagon, give him a stick to propel himself, and turn him loose.


And if he manages to molest a child in that state, the child should be punished since you have to be trying to get molested by a guy in a little red wagon.
 
2008-06-15 03:55:35 PM
Kerubim: Isn't there a barn somewhere we can take him behind and shoot him?

/worked for Old Yeller.


I lol'd

/sex offenders should have boiling tar poured over them.
 
2008-06-15 03:56:41 PM
Shostie: How many experience points does it take to become a level 3 sex offender give you if you defeat them?

What kind of loot does one drop?
 
2008-06-15 03:57:11 PM
AmazingRuss: Well, if he's that handicapped, at least he can't catch anybody to molest.

Afghani girls disagree (new window)

The girl was 11 when she was molested by a man with no legs.
 
2008-06-15 03:58:12 PM
By the time he gets out of the hospital some of the kids he met in Labor & Delivery will have had surprise sex with him.
 
2008-06-15 03:58:45 PM
Level 3 sex offender ? What a noob, I got my sex offender up to 58 already, and is already starting to quest in Outlands. And its Orphan week!!!
 
2008-06-15 03:59:17 PM
Aah, A pedophilia thread on Fark. This is exploitable,
img58.imageshack.us
 
2008-06-15 03:59:24 PM
Commander Lysdexic: What kind of loot does one drop?

A trenchcoat of flashing.
 
2008-06-15 03:59:40 PM
Goopotato: AmazingRuss: Well, if he's that handicapped, at least he can't catch anybody to molest.

Afghani girls disagree (new window)

The girl was 11 when she was molested by a man with no legs.



You're confused, that's how she became a prostitute. He paid her 5 bucks to do it and she agreed.
 
2008-06-15 04:00:16 PM
Shostie: How many experience points does it take to become a level 3 sex offender?

Just one.

The Scum (new window)
 
2008-06-15 04:00:43 PM
Shostie:How many experience points does it take to become a level 3 sex offender?

blog.sanriotown.com
 
2008-06-15 04:01:20 PM
You guys kill me. I love this place.
 
2008-06-15 04:02:29 PM
I didn't know Level 3 hired sex offenders.
 
SU
2008-06-15 04:02:55 PM
His last name is Shortsleeves. Hahahahahahaha.
 
2008-06-15 04:03:20 PM
mikaloyd: A trenchcoat of flashing.
raincoaster.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-06-15 04:03:36 PM
criminaljustice.state.ny.us
 
2008-06-15 04:03:44 PM
there goes that .03 cents
 
2008-06-15 04:04:34 PM
Raditzdm: You're confused, that's how she became a prostitute. He paid her 5 bucks to do it and she agreed.

So thats the difference. If a piece of crap gives an 11 year old 5 bucks she is a whore. If he gives her candy he is a pedophile. Thanks for clearing that up.
 
2008-06-15 04:05:14 PM
BRB ChURCH
 
2008-06-15 04:06:35 PM
content.pyzam.com

obligatory.
 
2008-06-15 04:07:14 PM
Shostie: How many experience points does it take to become a level 3 sex offender?

It takes about 30 hours of grinding kiddies.
 
2008-06-15 04:10:01 PM
Remove all Republicans: Good. We should be taking care of those who need the most help from society. Money is not the issue, it's about care and taking care of those who need help.

We'll start with you, then. That will be $20,000, please. We don't take checks.
 
2008-06-15 04:12:23 PM
mikaloyd: Commander Lysdexic: What kind of loot does one drop?

A trenchcoat of flashing.


And candy.
 
2008-06-15 04:13:04 PM
So thats the difference. If a piece of crap gives an 11 year old 5 bucks she is a whore. If he gives her candy he is a pedophile. Thanks for clearing that up.

Hey, 5 bucks in Afghanistan is a LOT of money,if you ask me that's one financially responsible 11 year old. The one that just settled for the candy is the idiot.
 
2008-06-15 04:13:28 PM
It's for the Kindergarchy! Suck it up!
 
2008-06-15 04:14:34 PM
Oh hai...this looks like a good thread for me!

www.sifomg.net
 
2008-06-15 04:14:51 PM
mikaloyd: Raditzdm: You're confused, that's how she became a prostitute. He paid her 5 bucks to do it and she agreed.

So thats the difference. If a piece of crap gives an 11 year old 5 bucks she is a whore. If he gives her candy he is a pedophile. Thanks for clearing that up.



Hey, 5 bucks in Afghanistan is a LOT of money,if you ask me that's one financially responsible 11 year old. The one that just settled for the candy is the idiot.
 
2008-06-15 04:15:09 PM
There's different levels?
 
2008-06-15 04:16:42 PM
EsteeFlwrPot: Kerubim: Isn't there a barn somewhere we can take him behind and shoot him?

/worked for Old Yeller.

I lol'd

/sex offenders should have boiling tar poured over them.


I'm certainly glad somebody likes my tasteless jokes.
 
cjo [TotalFark]
2008-06-15 04:17:09 PM
Partial amputation of one leg? Why would you need an accessible place to live for that? I know many people with prosthetic legs who look and live normally.

He's a wannabe cripple like Christopher Reeve.
 
2008-06-15 04:17:31 PM
I see. The hospital can't release him until he can stand on his own two feet ...

Grab a Snickers. It's gonna be a while.
 
2008-06-15 04:17:46 PM
Raditzdm: Hey, 5 bucks in Afghanistan is a LOT of money,if you ask me that's one financially responsible 11 year old. The one that just settled for the candy is the idiot.

Raditzdm: mikaloyd: Raditzdm: You're confused, that's how she became a prostitute. He paid her 5 bucks to do it and she agreed.

So thats the difference. If a piece of crap gives an 11 year old 5 bucks she is a whore. If he gives her candy he is a pedophile. Thanks for clearing that up.


Hey, 5 bucks in Afghanistan is a LOT of money,if you ask me that's one financially responsible 11 year old. The one that just settled for the candy is the idiot.


A price so nice you did her twice?
 
2008-06-15 04:18:36 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-15 04:19:41 PM
mikaloyd: Raditzdm: Hey, 5 bucks in Afghanistan is a LOT of money,if you ask me that's one financially responsible 11 year old. The one that just settled for the candy is the idiot.

Raditzdm: mikaloyd: Raditzdm: You're confused, that's how she became a prostitute. He paid her 5 bucks to do it and she agreed.

So thats the difference. If a piece of crap gives an 11 year old 5 bucks she is a whore. If he gives her candy he is a pedophile. Thanks for clearing that up.


Hey, 5 bucks in Afghanistan is a LOT of money,if you ask me that's one financially responsible 11 year old. The one that just settled for the candy is the idiot.

A price so nice you did her twice?


It was twins.
 
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