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(The Sun)   Princess Eugenie, daughter of the Duke and Duchess of York, discovered frolicking naked and drunk on the grounds of her boarding school. God shave the Princess   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2008-06-14 08:15:53 AM  
Giggity! You know, I wouldn't mind ensuring that the princess remained properly shav--DEAR GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE
 
2008-06-14 08:37:25 AM  
submitter: God shave the Princess

"The girls had been drinking, possibly in a local pub, and decided to let their hair down.

Har har har!
 
2008-06-14 08:43:10 AM  
SmackLT: DEAR GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE

The Royal Family genetics are strong. They keep marrying attractive partners, but their progeny keep looking like various farm animals - horses, sheep, etc.

Sometimes life isn't fair. You can have Christie Brinkley for a mom, and you come out looking like Billy Joel.
 
2008-06-14 08:52:13 AM  
SmackLT: DEAR GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE

I'd ride it.
 
2008-06-14 09:05:45 AM  
Stupid filters at work!
 
2008-06-14 09:14:53 AM  
Looks more hittable than most of the Royals.
 
2008-06-14 09:44:05 AM  
SmackLT: DEAR GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE

I'd put it away wet.
 
2008-06-14 10:00:38 AM  
In a world...

of grace and learning...

where clouds gathered on the horizon...

six young women gathered...

and said farewell to their innocence, in passion, coming of age, the tenderness of loyal friendship...

don't miss "Wilt's Downing"
 
2008-06-14 10:18:01 AM  
real shaman: Looks more hittable than most of the Royals.

She's only 18. Wait until those inbred genes really start maturing her into a royal oink.
 
2008-06-14 10:23:02 AM  
She looks like Ozzy Osbourne's illegitimate child.
 
2008-06-14 10:24:15 AM  
FTA: The Duke and Duchess of York's younger daughter and classmates "frolicked like nymphs" on the lawns.

TTIUWP

/Yes, would hit it
//Then her mom and her sister too
 
2008-06-14 10:24:52 AM  
www.telegraph.co.uk
/would hit and so on
 
2008-06-14 10:25:00 AM  
FTFA: There is no suggestion any boys were present or that drugs were involved.

Didn't they just say that they were drunk?
 
2008-06-14 10:25:43 AM  
Fat, drunk and royal is no way to go through life.
 
2008-06-14 10:25:54 AM  
FTA: Eugenie, 18, was given a severe telling off and told not to stay at school at weekends.

Ah, to be a royal...do whatever the hell you want, and get told off severly.

"Why, yes, I did drive on the sidewalk, treating pedestrians like those pellets in Pac-Man."

"We're taking away your cell phone!"
 
2008-06-14 10:26:09 AM  
Earguy: SmackLT: DEAR GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE

The Royal Family genetics are strong. They keep marrying attractive partners, but their progeny keep looking like various farm animals - horses, sheep, etc.


It doesn't help that their family tree looks like a telephone pole.
 
2008-06-14 10:27:08 AM  
img.dailymail.co.uk
Looks good to me...
 
2008-06-14 10:27:23 AM  
ElLoco: Didn't they just say that they were drunk?

Alcohol is not a drug, it's a vitamin.
 
2008-06-14 10:31:16 AM  
P.o.i.d.h.
pics or it didn't happen
 
2008-06-14 10:32:23 AM  
fadat: Fat, drunk and royal is no way to go through life.

I love Fark so much. There's always one comment in every thread that makes me bray undignified laughter like a jackass.
 
2008-06-14 10:34:34 AM  
Control_this [TotalFark] 2008-06-14 10:00:38 AM
In a world...

of grace and learning...

where clouds gathered on the horizon...

six young women gathered...

and said farewell to their innocence, in passion, coming of age, the tenderness of loyal friendship...

don't miss "Wilt's Downing"


And I've had my first good laugh of the day!

And I wonder what the taxpayers in England think when they see this from the people their money is supporting. If it were me and I was struggling to pay the bills and raise my kids while that lot were getting stupid at a swank private school, I'd be pissed.
 
2008-06-14 10:37:00 AM  
Oh! to be young and beautiful... well, I've got one of them covered.
 
2008-06-14 10:37:39 AM  
And for all that, not one person got a picture of the act in progress. How disappointing. :)
 
2008-06-14 10:38:09 AM  
I've done worse.

And she could do much better than any Farker.

So...it's a wash.
 
2008-06-14 10:44:31 AM  
Eenie, meenie, naked Eugenie, the spirits are about to speak!
 
2008-06-14 10:51:06 AM  
You know someone at that school has a cell phone video/pic of it.

We're all doomed
 
2008-06-14 10:51:49 AM  
She looks sort of like my sister-in-law.

Except with fewer tattoos.

And piercings.

And I bet a lot less of the emo.

And the crazy.
 
2008-06-14 11:07:23 AM  
Well what the h*ll is the bloody POINT in being a princess if you can't frolic naked?
 
2008-06-14 11:07:40 AM  
Earguy: Sometimes life isn't fair. You can have Christie Brinkley for a mom, and you come out looking like Billy Joel.

Whatever dude.
img.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-14 11:16:39 AM  
Rubberband Girl:

And I wonder what the taxpayers in England think when they see this from the people their money is supporting. If it were me and I was struggling to pay the bills and raise my kids while that lot were getting stupid at a swank private school, I'd be pissed.


The taxpayers in "England" pay hee-haw towards Eugenie. The cost to the taxpayer of having a Monarch as head of state is about a dollar a year, well 68p or a pound or something. The income that accrues to the Exchequer from the Royal Estates is many times this. It's an odd system, and not one that one would choose when designing a country from scratch, but that's how it is. It kinda suits the character of the country, tbh.
 
2008-06-14 11:17:28 AM  
Too bad the Sun wasn't there!
 
2008-06-14 11:20:26 AM  
fadat: Fat, drunk and royal is no way to go through life.

Oh yes it is!

Wish I could.

Question? How does subby know she needs a shave? I bet she doesn't.

/I'd hit it

K/H D
 
2008-06-14 11:22:47 AM  
Pics would be nice...

Video would be better...
 
2008-06-14 11:27:03 AM  
QU!RK1019: Whatever dude.

Who is that? Looks like someone who's dad is a tv repair man and has an ultimate set of tools.
 
2008-06-14 11:27:50 AM  
Anyone catch the article to the left on Harry's night out? Kate was having a sing a long with a drag queen. So much for finding her a job and renaming her Catherine!!! ha ha ha.

On the lighter side, England seems to allow adults to be adults and not institute silly 21 laws for drinking and allow pub hopping and party going when they are adults unlike the USA where they say you're an adult but not adult enough to make your own choices. Adult enough to sign up for war but not adult enough to kick back a few beers.
 
2008-06-14 11:27:57 AM  
I second the motion....pics or it didn't happen
 
2008-06-14 11:29:12 AM  
pics or did not happen
 
2008-06-14 11:29:34 AM  
PRINCE Harry may look a bit royal flushed - but then he did have a night out watching a burlesque STRIPPER.

Harry, 23, joined brother William, with Kate Middleton and cousin Beatrice, 19, at a saucy fundraiser in memory of a tragic schoolpal.

Kate, 26, and Wills, 25, even sang along with a drag queen - and a sexy dancer put a rose between the future King's teeth.

Blushing Wills put the flower in an ice bucket of vodka. He then kissed Kate at the East London do in a rare public display of affection.

An onlooker said: "They looked happy and so in love."

Harry then moved on to a party at Mahiki club with cousins Beatrice and Eugenie, 18.
 
2008-06-14 11:37:30 AM  
if this had happened in the USA they would have been burned at the stake already

seriously in the usa they would have been considered witches dancing with satan and burned alive - democracy at work -
 
2008-06-14 11:37:54 AM  
I would give a toe to hit that, even one of the big ones.

She could definitely do better than any farker, or even any farker's most attractive friend for that matter.
 
2008-06-14 11:38:12 AM  
saomai

How dare the British have a head of state that likes to do such things! Next thing you know, they'll be be doing lines while downing a bottle of Jack a day...

...Oh.
 
2008-06-14 11:38:18 AM  
What's the point of the article if there's no video or pics of the event?
 
2008-06-14 11:41:12 AM  
The pictures that go along with the Prince Harry story are priceless.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1003179.ece

Link (new window)
 
2008-06-14 11:47:43 AM  
Control_this: In a world...

Did anyone read this and not hear Don LaFontaine in their head? Funny how three words can define a person.
 
2008-06-14 11:51:56 AM  
Isn't everybody's little princess a bit of a tramp, these days?
 
2008-06-14 11:53:04 AM  
zetawill
I second the motion....pics or it didn't happen


THIS
 
2008-06-14 11:54:51 AM  
I know, no pics...but just remembering some of the genotypes you see, those long oval Norman features really do look better on the men than on the women.
(The Norman-French Invasion of William the Bastard, 1066 and all that)

It makes the guys look like John Cleese, and the women unfortunately rather horse-faced.
 
2008-06-14 11:57:54 AM  
Behold the power of the 'shop:
From this img.thesun.co.ukto thiswww.telegraph.co.uk
 
2008-06-14 12:01:01 PM  
Ugh. She looks too much like my mom. I can't even begin to find that attractive.
 
2008-06-14 12:01:48 PM  
Dangit, I submitted this story with a different source, a better headline, and the Royal Boobies tag!
 
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