FARK.com: (366946) Your favorite internet celeb bobbleheads now on sale

If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

		Your favorite internet celeb bobbleheads now on sale (brokennewz.com)		48
		More: Satire

• • •

91 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Nov 2002 at 9:53 AM | Favorite | share:

Share this link:

URL:

http://fark.com/go/366946

Bookmark:

Article Comments close

48 Comments (+0 »)

Archived thread

SquirrelWithLargeNuts		2002-11-28 09:56:24 AM

Drew comes with a pistol grip beer hand, eh?

Flobbster		2002-11-28 09:57:20 AM

That might be funny if those dolls looked anything like the people they were supposed to be.

Next link, please.

Feetsza		2002-11-28 09:57:43 AM

What? No Harry Knowles? Maybe they didn't have enough plastic.

dcigary		2002-11-28 09:59:16 AM

Litig8r		2002-11-28 10:01:56 AM

What....no Ellen Feiss Dr. Pepper bobblehead?

Maddogjew		2002-11-28 10:02:06 AM

I want an Ellen Fiess Bobblehead. Someone photoshop one.

Maddogjew		2002-11-28 10:02:42 AM

damn you Litig8r!

productiveslacker		2002-11-28 10:03:07 AM

It took a couple of refreshing the site to get it, actually funny to me. What did the Al Roker with the lobster hand have to do with it?

Litig8r		2002-11-28 10:06:09 AM

Maddogjew:
Muhaha :)

DerDrache		2002-11-28 10:06:19 AM

Not to beat a dead horse but... where's the Ellen Feiss bobblehead with roach-clip crunching hand action?

Lonestar		2002-11-28 10:07:52 AM

All i want is Captain' Stabbin!

Lonestar		2002-11-28 10:16:06 AM

I wonder if farkettes can practice putting Date rape drug in Drew's drink with this Doodlehead??

VeggieGuy		2002-11-28 10:21:51 AM

The Wil Wheaton one is funny because it doesn't look like him.

k-nuk		2002-11-28 10:32:23 AM

Shouldn't the tag be `plug'?

Rudezombie		2002-11-28 10:33:32 AM

Is it just me, or does the Al Roker doll look more like Hunter S. Thompson than the Hunter S. Thompson doll?

RedRocket		2002-11-28 10:34:58 AM

the wil wheaton bobblehead looks like screech..

Rudezombie		2002-11-28 10:37:03 AM

Lonestar

I dunno whats worse, the fact that you said that or the factthat I knew what you were talking about...

Mopofdeath		2002-11-28 10:38:19 AM

The Drew Curtis bobblehead looks like sinead o connor.

Damon_Ryde		2002-11-28 10:43:31 AM

Not to re-beat the already dead horse, but you really need an Ellen Feiss doll.

In addition to that, why does the Wheaton bobblehead cost more than the Drew bobblehead?

Blubble		2002-11-28 10:46:51 AM

The funniest thing about the bobbleheads is the price. $35 for a Wheaton bobblehead. Get the fark out of here.

I wouldn't mind a HST bobblehead, but not for these ridiculous prices.

Chastain86		2002-11-28 11:14:37 AM

The HST bobblehead is perhaps the worst likeness I've ever seen. The others aren't too bad, although I'm concerned about Wil Wheaton adopting a Darryl Hall hairstyle.

Totally agree about the Ellen bobble. Can big-nut squirrel be far behind?

Somebody should be writing these down.

bjorky		2002-11-28 11:29:08 AM

Why does the Wil Wheaton Bobblehead look like Screech?

bjorky		2002-11-28 11:31:34 AM

And why does Drew look like Billy Idol?

Thlayli		2002-11-28 11:31:57 AM

And TWO people make the Screech connection before I could comment. Darn my timing! Darn the luck! Darn, darn, darn!

Hunt hunt hunt, he's the Huntsman
"Into Action!" is his cry!
From the forest to the city
He will get there in a jiffy
To sock evil in the eye...

What?

Ghastly		2002-11-28 11:42:45 AM

Wait a minute... I knew that Wil Wheaton Bobblehead looked familiar!

Cooley		2002-11-28 11:48:14 AM

I must have the Hunter S. Thompson one! Tell me about the farking golf shoes!!

Pick		2002-11-28 11:49:46 AM

I want a Cliff Yablonski bobblehead. So I can use it for target practice. Bobble Heads, the cheap ones you get at McDonalds are cool targets for .22 practice.

h0t5auce		2002-11-28 12:04:12 PM

Here ya go ... best I could do on short notice.

Loverboy586		2002-11-28 12:34:11 PM

You really can't beat a site that gives you such useful information.

Lonestar		2002-11-28 12:54:27 PM

Rudezombie:

Guess we visit the same sites then. HAHAHAAH!

Boobies!

camaroash		2002-11-28 01:00:04 PM

I'd fark Ellen in a heartbeat. Something about her is just so hot.

And you know she'd slap the sheets.... on weed!

pyrofenix		2002-11-28 01:06:48 PM

Maybe we need a countdown for when Ellen reaches the age of eligibility?

Verdant		2002-11-28 01:18:19 PM

Pyrofenix:
i think she is 15... worries me the way people talk about her...

xynnyx		2002-11-28 01:42:16 PM

Actually, I think they need a Seanbaby and Erik from OMM Bobblehead set.

Thlayli		2002-11-28 01:45:23 PM

And Matt Cara from X-E. Definitely Matt.

xynnyx		2002-11-28 01:46:23 PM

Thlayli

With removable sunglasses accessory.

Ghastly		2002-11-28 02:21:13 PM

11-28-02 01:18:19 PM Verdant
Pyrofenix:
i think she is 15... worries me the way people talk about her...

Hey! That's legal in Canada and several states! Let the beep beep beep begin.

I thought she was some dorky first year college student when I saw her. Just reminded me of so many dorky frosh I've known.

evolve555		2002-11-28 02:44:30 PM

I know what it is that makes Ellen Feiss hot in my book, she reminds me of every semi-hot stoner chick I made out with when I was a teenager, who was way hotter when you are stoned. But still kinda hot.

Cpu_thrasher		2002-11-28 03:45:57 PM

Ghastly: That new furry character, man...Yikes!

I'd have to agree with Nort.

Great comic man!

snaguaro		2002-11-28 03:59:10 PM

Ghastly.

On a completley unreleated note...

You play Accordian and Collect 2600 games... It just clicked..

Your not the man formerly known as Crackers, are you?
I've never seen a photo of him but remember said person from the BBS days.

-from hell

Ghastly		2002-11-28 04:56:48 PM

11-28-02 03:59:10 PM Snaguaro
Your not the man formerly known as Crackers, are you?
I've never seen a photo of him but remember said person from the BBS days.

That would be me. Crackers is my IRL nickname on account of my last name being Cracknell.

Maddogjew		2002-11-28 05:14:30 PM

Hotsauce:

THX!

peeshiver		2002-11-28 05:22:17 PM

Did anyone notice The Alexander Keith's bib on Al Roker. It starts with a beer bib, soon the Maritimers will own the world. Or at least the real Al Roker

snaguaro		2002-11-28 06:14:54 PM

Hehe.

I was a regular at the Nihilist Glee Club, Vernarchy/Alone and a few other BBSes back in the day. Can't remember what alias I used back then.

I still want to get some of your accordion music from back in the day. Heard several songs and they were brilliant. Do you have any CDs available, perchance?

Ghastly		2002-11-28 10:48:32 PM

Nothing of my own music is currently available on CD. There are a number of other people's CDs currently in print that I'm playing on but none of my own at the moment.

I put MP3s up on my webpage every couple of weeks. Most are just quick goofy little songs or rough recordings of works in progress. You can download them on my MP3 Of The Week page. The name of the page is a little misleading as I only update it every two weeks.

I remember the Nihilist Glee Club. That was a cool BBS. Wonder what the SYSOP of that BBS is up to now, haven't seen him since he stopped working at Compucentre.

rebrane		2002-11-29 04:14:30 AM

Hunter S. Thompson and Al Roker are Internet celebs? Funny, I thought they were famous before most people knew what the Internet was.

Oh yeah, and that Wil Wheaton guy did something once, I think.

MaxxLarge		2002-11-29 03:20:57 PM

Whee!

(Of course, Thanks to H0t5auce for doing all the real work.)

h0t5auce		2002-11-29 08:31:42 PM

MaxxLarge: Now can you make her go "beep, beep, beep, beep, beep" while she bobbles?

That would be too cool.

"While she bobbles" sounds dirty to me.

Displayed 48 of 48 comments

Redisplay/refresh comments

This thread is closed to new comments.