thats what she said

that franchise is the definition of fail. they haven't won a playoff game since I was too young to drink.

Was the crane sent from Philadelphia?

that franchise is the definition of fail

your dictionary fails

Was Romo supposed to be holding it?

medius: that franchise is the definition of fail

your dictionary fails

fail trifecta coming up?

Eh, where does it say that it fell?

Don't hate the player, hate the game crane.

America's crane...

Not that they really needed a new stadium. The current one has been referred to as God's toilet.

Operator must have been snorting the cocaine on the 50 yard line.

/oldie but a badie

medius: that franchise is the definition of fail

your dictionary fails

I drink your dictionary.

Hmm...

The crane, which was being assembled on the ground, did not fall or collapse, said Jack Hill, construction manager for the new stadium.

I think you've got a way to go yet for your trifecta, subby.

srhp29 Was Romo supposed to be holding it?

Winnar

Meh.

srhp29: Was Romo supposed to be holding it?

Nicely.

Russ1642: The crane, which was being assembled on the ground, did not fall or collapse.

Normal construction site accident. The only reason a crane is even mentioned is because the media loves pushing this crap as much as FARK headline submitters.

*YEP*

kronicfeld: It was trying to lift Terrell Owens's ego.

His ego will be fine. He's got the ego of all the Cowgirl fans to help hold it up.

srhp29: Was Romo supposed to be holding it?

Fark you for making me laugh at my hero!

heh

At least subby didn't say "EVERYBODY PANIC" in the headline like the idiot submitter from yesterday.

BunkyBrewman: Dallas Sucks

now this i agree with

I hope someone buries an Eagles jersey in that shiathole.

Cowboys suck, Giants swallow.

theewhiterhino: I hope someone buries an Eagles jersey in that shiathole.

Cowboys suck, Giants swallow.

I wouldn't fark the Cowboys with the Giant's cack and the Eagles pushing.

Well at least they were wearing their safety equipment...Hard hat that falls off when you bend over...Reflective vest to better target nail gun at...Gloves to fill with cream at lunch time..Steel toed boots, so any electrical accident blows their toes off.

/Where they wearing a cup?

theewhiterhino: I hope someone buries an Eagles jersey in that shiathole.

With an Eagle in it?

>> Normal construction site accident.

Tells you a lot about the asshole contractors in construction (I worked for more than 1 or 2).

Yeah that was one of those nice "safe" accidents.

You know what they say after they drop a hammer, 2X4, cinder block or crane on you.

"Next"

A word to the wise. When you go on a non-union job site you better watch your ass real close cause in this brave new deregulated "everybodys a contractor" paradise nobody gives a fark if you get killed on the job.

I've been on jobs where i had to clear a 3 foot square area before i could start working and then when i had to move to another spot i had to clean that before i could start again ect ect all day long.

By the time i got back to the first spot it had to be cleaned again cause everybody just throws their garbage and scrap everywhere.

Fallen crane? What? Is that a sexual euphemism, a yoga position?

/out of touch

The crane, which was being assembled on the ground, did not fall or collapse, said Jack Hill, construction manager for the new stadium

Uhm, that's a negatory on the crane collapse. Mods, how about banning subby for makin' ya'll look like morans and NRTFA

Dang it, I had Dallas and five injures. Dallas always fails to cover1

TheOther: theewhiterhino: I hope someone buries an Eagles jersey in that shiathole.

With an Eagle in it?

May I suggest Brian Baldinger? Then yeah.

Hongcouver: Fallen crane? What? Is that a sexual euphemism, a yoga position?

/out of touch

I believe it's a form of martial arts.

Bob16

I've been on jobs where i had to clear a 3 foot square area before i could start working and then when i had to move to another spot i had to clean that before i could start again ect ect all day long.

What trade are you in?

By the time i got back to the first spot it had to be cleaned again cause everybody just throws their garbage and scrap everywhere.

Gee...how cool.

My bro works in demolition (there's a trade) and says the construction guys openly smoke meth all the time, they don't even try to hide it.

pan fried monkey spunk: Hongcouver: Fallen crane? What? Is that a sexual euphemism, a yoga position?

/out of touch

I believe it's a form of martial arts.

marital arts?

>> My bro works in demolition (there's a trade) and says the construction guys openly smoke meth all the time, they don't even try to hide it.

Ain't never seen much of a connection between drug use and accidents in my real life experience( 20 years in construction). A lot of the druggies were extra careful cause they were trying to compensate but then i never saw any druggies doing it openly on any job. They always hid it pretty good.

The real danger is the contractor who thinks he should have been rich already and he's pissed that he ain't and ready to cut any corner.

It was caused by PacMan's vagina flapping about.

wrightb71: pan fried monkey spunk: Hongcouver: Fallen crane? What? Is that a sexual euphemism, a yoga position?

/out of touch

I believe it's a form of martial arts.

marital arts?

i hear there's a pill for fallen crane now

>> What trade are you in?

Drywall finisher (not any longer though)

Did hanging framing and trim too all up and down the east coast for 20 years.

Mainly drywall finishing though. Spent years on the stilts.

srhp29: Was Romo supposed to be holding it?

I laughed
/i know it's been said

All you haters keep it up. We'll see who's laughing win the Cowboys win the SB next year!

/you heard it here first
//bookmarking thread so I can bring it up next Feb

I thought all Dallas collapses were blamed on Jessica Simpson.

akazanar: All you haters keep it up

win or lose i'll keep hating the 'boys

when they win it's easier

when they lose it's more satisfying

akazanar: All you haters keep it up. We'll see who's laughing win the Cowboys win the SB next year!

/you heard it here first
//bookmarking thread so I can bring it up next Feb

At least you live in Dallas. The Cowboys fans in the rest of the world are just jerks.

But your team does suck.