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(NewsChannel9)   Today's "female teacher molests female students" story comes from Chattanooga. However, there is no giggity in this case. (with mug shot)   ( newschannel9.com) divider line
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2008-06-12 10:58:28 AM  
Au contraire. There's always a giggity.

lh4.ggpht.com
 
2008-06-12 11:17:47 AM  
"digitally penetrating"?
I admit, I didn't at first think of fingers, I thought of ..well.. digital.

Lawnmower Woman
 
2008-06-12 11:18:43 AM  
It was a Kindergarten teacher, allegedly molesting (and digitally penetrating) 5-year-olds. No giggity. None.

As for the victim's mother, she says her daughter is glad the ordeal is over, adding: "She's so relieved and she's a strong baby.
I know there's a much bigger purpose in all this for her."


She stopped short of saying it was God's will, but damn. Can people possibly be this stupid? If it were my 5-year-old, my quote would be unprintable.
 
2008-06-12 11:32:36 AM  
Gaggity?
 
2008-06-12 12:45:19 PM  
Diddling small children, no matter the gender, deserves an automatic flaying of the diddler. Yes, that goes for priests too.
 
2008-06-12 12:46:35 PM  
CarolynLibrarian: She stopped short of saying it was God's will, but damn. Can people possibly be this stupid? If it were my 5-year-old, my quote would be unprintable.

If it were mine, this woman might not walk again without assistance. I'd penetrate her with a steam shovel. A digital one, of course.... do they make those, or will I be stuck with an analogue model?
 
2008-06-12 12:51:40 PM  
SpaceyCat: Diddling small children, no matter the gender, deserves an automatic flaying of the diddler. Yes, that goes for priests too.

If anything, it should be worse for Priests. They're in a position of more sublime trust for many people, and a violation of that trust should be considered more heinous than any other.

But a kindergarten teacher? This woman is beneath contempt. Dying in a fire is too good for her. I hope they nail her to the wall. If only the death penalty was a legal option for child molesters.
 
2008-06-12 12:51:58 PM  
SpaceyCat: Diddling small children, no matter the gender, deserves an automatic flaying of the diddler. Yes, that goes for priests too.

This.

Didn't we just have a thread the other day about lesbians being into Tina Fey? I guess pedophile lesbians weren't discussed. Watch out Miley Cyrus.
 
2008-06-12 12:53:58 PM  
Fap fap fap.
 
2008-06-12 12:54:34 PM  
Digital diddling, eh?
 
2008-06-12 12:54:55 PM  
I won't lie, it was hard to finish, but once I imagined how hard and throbbing her member was from the number I was doing on her from behind I knocked it out.
 
2008-06-12 12:55:10 PM  
I will not RTFA. My imagination is enough.
 
2008-06-12 12:55:13 PM  
Start up the pr0n music!!!

**presses play**

BOW Chickamauga!
 
2008-06-12 12:55:21 PM  
Two future strippers, coming right up.
 
2008-06-12 12:55:22 PM  
She's not a man, but she's not attractive either.

She'll get a middle-of-the-road sentence.
 
2008-06-12 12:55:25 PM  
If she's guilty I say throw her in the lions pen, but the word "McMartin" makes me wait...
 
2008-06-12 12:55:28 PM  
Make the punishment fit the crime. Send her to women's prison where she can be diddled and and penetrated by big Marge.
 
2008-06-12 12:55:51 PM  
Ok I thought the no Giggity would be due to the teacher being a buffalo not the children being farking 5.
 
2008-06-12 12:56:00 PM  
Teacher is hittable if drunk.


/deplorable.
 
2008-06-12 12:56:26 PM  
Boritom:
CarolynLibrarian: She stopped short of saying it was God's will, but damn. Can people possibly be this stupid? If it were my 5-year-old, my quote would be unprintable.

If it were mine, this woman might not walk again without assistance. I'd penetrate her with a steam shovel. A digital one, of course.... do they make those, or will I be stuck with an analogue model?


I'm guessing if something runs on steam, it's probably analogue. Sheesh, kids these days.
 
2008-06-12 12:57:00 PM  
I seriously almost puked when I read the first paragraph of the article.
 
2008-06-12 12:57:08 PM  
tweekster: Fap fap fap.

I guess you didn't read the article? Kindergarten, dude, kindergarten. These are not eligible girls. They are not even jailbait yet. Hell, they aren't bait of any kind except for alligators.
 
2008-06-12 12:57:17 PM  
How do I get in these keeedz?
 
2008-06-12 12:57:42 PM  
All_Farked_Up: Make the punishment fit the crime. Send her to women's prison where she can be diddled and and penetrated by big Marge.

She'd like that.

Send her to a male prison. They'll love on her non-stop.
 
2008-06-12 12:57:46 PM  
T-Boy: tweekster: Fap fap fap.

I guess you didn't read the article? Kindergarten, dude, kindergarten. These are not eligible girls. They are not even jailbait yet. Hell, they aren't bait of any kind except for alligators.


Kindergarten!?

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
 
2008-06-12 12:57:58 PM  
I don't even know what to say. The act is so inexcusable that the devil himself would give this woman a weird look. All I can say is wow... and shake my head in disbelief. -shakes head-
 
2008-06-12 12:58:04 PM  
i33.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-12 12:58:10 PM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2008-06-12 12:58:15 PM  
T-Boy: tweekster: Fap fap fap.

I guess you didn't read the article? Kindergarten, dude, kindergarten. These are not eligible girls. They are not even jailbait yet. Hell, they aren't bait of any kind except for alligators.


I suspect most people won't read the article.

Based on Fark experience, we'll assume the girl was 16 and just look at the mugshot to judge hittability.

/That's what I did.
 
2008-06-12 12:58:30 PM  
Stuff like this makes me want to homeschool my daughter. That way, at least, she'll be able to marry someone with really white teeth one day.

/A father can dream can't he?
 
2008-06-12 12:58:32 PM  
A kindergarten teacher at Chickamauga Elementary is facing five child sex charges in Catoosa County

I dunno subby, Chattanooga is in Hamilton county.
 
2008-06-12 12:59:06 PM  
Chickamauga is in Gerogia. About 10 Miles outside Chattanooga.
 
2008-06-12 12:59:19 PM  
Gravyguts: Teacher is hittable if drunk.

You drunk? Or her?
 
2008-06-12 12:59:51 PM  
CarolynLibrarian: digitally penetrating

Still not as good as analog.
 
2008-06-12 12:59:53 PM  
Does this mean the teacher won't get killed via train...the Chattanooga choo-choo.
 
2008-06-12 12:59:59 PM  
You know who else lives in Tennessee?
amishrakefight.org
 
2008-06-12 01:00:20 PM  
Fact Man: Based on Fark experience, we'll assume the girl was 16 and just look at the mugshot to judge hittability.
/That's what I did.


I went for the hittable pic as well but "5 year old girls" kind of stood out.
 
2008-06-12 01:00:41 PM  
What does "Digitally penetrating" mean? I don't want to google that while at work
 
2008-06-12 01:00:41 PM  
T-Boy: tweekster: Fap fap fap.

I guess you didn't read the article? Kindergarten, dude, kindergarten. These are not eligible girls. They are not even jailbait yet. Hell, they aren't bait of any kind except for alligators.


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2008-06-12 01:00:54 PM  
Dude! She's 5!
 
2008-06-12 01:01:05 PM  
digitally penetrating little girls
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"She's so relieved and she's a strong baby. I know there's a much bigger purpose in all this for her."
If I was a DA, I'd try and charge the parent for saying crap like this to the media. Trying to justify it? Seriously WTF. Your an unfit parent for this garbage.

Yea... "higher purpose". Yea... God was bored. He got high and wanted to watch girls gone wild. Got a little "creative".

Sigh.
 
2008-06-12 01:01:07 PM  
Ohhhh.... so that's what they mean by Digital Underground. I finally get it.

/Humpty-dance and all that.
//"big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid"
 
2008-06-12 01:01:12 PM  
XTeacher: Stuff like this makes me want to homeschool my daughter. That way, at least, she'll be able to marry someone with really white teeth one day.

/A father can dream can't he?


I LOL'd. In public. At work. teehee!
 
2008-06-12 01:01:26 PM  
Ringtailed79: What does "Digitally penetrating" mean? I don't want to google that while at work

Using your digits, or fingers, to penetrate.
 
2008-06-12 01:01:32 PM  
tweekster: T-Boy: tweekster: Fap fap fap.

I guess you didn't read the article? Kindergarten, dude, kindergarten. These are not eligible girls. They are not even jailbait yet. Hell, they aren't bait of any kind except for alligators.


LOL!
 
2008-06-12 01:01:38 PM  
Boritom

wait, there are people that trust priests?
 
2008-06-12 01:01:46 PM  
Bulllllshiat.

I bet the kids were led to some kind testemony by an inexpert cop and a doll saying "where did teacher hurt you? Was it in naughty place?"

Gut feeling, this one will be not guilty.

The weird quote by the Mom may be flavoring this opinion.

There is weirdness here, and it's probably not a kindergarten diddling teacher.
 
2008-06-12 01:02:01 PM  
i303.photobucket.com


/Thankfully she's ugly--that means she'll actually go to prison for this.
 
2008-06-12 01:02:07 PM  
T-Boy:
tweekster: Fap fap fap.

I guess you didn't read the article? Kindergarten, dude, kindergarten. These are not eligible girls. They are not even jailbait yet. Hell, they aren't bait of any kind except for alligators.


Apparently for tweekster they are master-bait.
*rim-shot*
 
2008-06-12 01:02:08 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: "digitally penetrating"?
I admit, I didn't at first think of fingers, I thought of ..well.. digital.

Lawnmower Woman


It sounds like something whoopty came up with.

/eye rape
 
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