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(Wall Street Journal)   Caption Barack Obama pointing something out   ( divider line
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2008-06-11 11:00:46 PM  
"I'll prove it. Smell my finger."
2008-06-11 11:00:47 PM  
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am..."
2008-06-11 11:04:48 PM  
2008-06-11 11:05:34 PM  
"I was enrolled in a Wahabi school in Jakarta. Wahabism is the teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world."
2008-06-11 11:06:34 PM  
"Look where my finger is pointing, but be discreet... Ceiling Cat is right...up...there!"
2008-06-11 11:09:31 PM  
"Point of order, Mr Chairman - you're a big poopy-head."
2008-06-11 11:12:37 PM  
"Boogers. They're delicious. I enjoy a nice cigarette after eating one."
2008-06-11 11:13:26 PM  
Gimme a Stella - I won't veto it.
2008-06-11 11:14:48 PM  
"One is one of three possible values of the Möbius function: it takes the value one for square-free integers with an even number of distinct prime factors..."

*sigh* "Yes, President Bush, it is the loneliest number."
2008-06-11 11:16:06 PM  
"John, even my finger is longer than yours."
2008-06-11 11:19:42 PM  
"The technical term is 'UFIA'."
2008-06-11 11:22:30 PM

That's one, Lieberman... you don't wanna see me to get to three
2008-06-11 11:23:15 PM  
"I got 99 problems but Hillary ain't one."
2008-06-11 11:24:22 PM  
"One more puff, Cheech, but after that I gotta quit"
2008-06-11 11:24:26 PM  
Focus on my finger. You're getting sleepy. Annnnnnnd...I have just enslaved all the white people.
2008-06-11 11:27:00 PM  
"Does this smell like pussy to you?"
2008-06-11 11:35:16 PM  
Let me remind you of where my poll numbers are in relation to McCain's...
2008-06-11 11:49:01 PM  
"I believe.... i am about to sneeze"
2008-06-11 11:49:02 PM  
As my good friend Bob Dole once said..."Tacoby, you're a moran. You know it. I know it. The American people know it."
2008-06-11 11:50:25 PM  
Scho I said ta Higgery... Billera... Hill-la-ry... I will not biatch-schlap you, thish time... but choo... you... uh... we got anymore bourbon? Yeah. Scho I said... You got ta show... schlow... You got ta know wut ah mean, biatch.
2008-06-11 11:50:35 PM  
"And then i put my finger up Dubya's nose, pulled it out, checked it, and it was clean. no coke to be found".
2008-06-11 11:51:37 PM  
"And then I put my finger up Stevie Nicks' butt, pulled it out, checked it, no coke to be found. ..... I *did* find some S***, though."
2008-06-11 11:54:21 PM  
"Could you repeat that? I can't hear you over how awesome I am."
2008-06-12 12:15:08 AM  
"Unless the Palestinians are liberated from the Zionists, inshallah, I will have salmonella put in the white devil's tomatoes...."
2008-06-12 12:22:58 AM  
"What I'm you smell it?"
2008-06-12 12:26:30 AM  
Bah, I fail at enabling voting.

"You will shut your whore mouth when the men are talking."
2008-06-12 12:26:53 AM  
Fifteen's my limit on Schnitzengruben...
2008-06-12 12:28:42 AM  
"And FOX News, if I catch you calling my beloved wife of 16 years a "Baby Mama (new window)" again, you're going to pray that Al-Qaeda gets to you before I do. Do you understand?"
2008-06-12 12:40:22 AM  
"Now, the reason I asked you white women to meet with me here, is that I know at least some of you idiots frequented"
2008-06-12 12:44:17 AM  
Presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) reenacts his favorite scene from the 1991 movie City Slickers.
2008-06-12 01:29:18 AM
I like Photoshop contests better.
2008-06-12 01:53:53 AM  
"Excuse me, may I go to the bathroom please?"

(think Ruprecht from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)
2008-06-12 02:02:07 AM  
My mother voted Republican once. ONCE.

/I'm holding my dork in my hands!
//It's an 88 magnum.
2008-06-12 02:06:43 AM  
As you can see, there are no pancakes on my head.
2008-06-12 07:31:38 AM  
"Dude! Wait...what?"
2008-06-12 08:36:32 AM  
Hey, you've got a pancake on your head.
2008-06-12 08:37:01 AM  
"well, it's the same color of a cigar Mrs. Clinton"
2008-06-12 08:39:51 AM  
"Excuse me...yes...over here. I do have a question for the committee. Where all de white wimmen at?"

/and if any of you are offended by that, you need to tell that biatch to chill, proverbially.
2008-06-12 08:40:18 AM  
"Pizza? Yo, over here dude."
2008-06-12 08:40:29 AM  
No, no, stop right there. I didn't call you "honky-ass honkies", I called you "cracker-ass crackers". My WIFE called you "honky-ass honkies".
2008-06-12 08:40:55 AM  
"Angelina Jolie? Oh *I* would definately hit it."
2008-06-12 08:43:25 AM  
"I am the anti american, I am a true muslim leader, America will fall, If I'm elected president."
2008-06-12 08:44:30 AM  
"you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose..."
2008-06-12 08:45:03 AM  
e.t. phone home
2008-06-12 08:46:52 AM  
"Excuse Barack one second...."
2008-06-12 08:49:56 AM  
I'ma shove this finger IN YOUR CANDY ASS.
2008-06-12 08:50:55 AM  

"Hold that fart a second please, sweetie. I need to take this question."

2008-06-12 08:52:52 AM  
Barack Obama just before he took out the finger puppet that destroyed his campaign for presidency.
2008-06-12 08:53:22 AM  
2008-06-12 08:53:51 AM

"Yes, I only had one joint, man. But it was rockin' strong dude."

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