M will be so hurt.

that's ok, because pop music fans don't like michael jackson.

or maybe they view him as some sort of UNNATURAL FREAK! naah.

THE KING OF POOP DOESNT LIKE POP

wait der minute, read the article again, where in says that he doesnt like pop music. YOU LIED TO ME YOU YOU YOU.....

Well, so much for dream of pop stardom. If Michael Jackson won't like me, then it just doesn't matter does it?

RTFA

No, he likes the musical popping of young boy's cherries.

*POP*
(there goes another one)

No mention of him disliking pop music. Maybe you parsed "dislikes pop music" for "likes holding his progeny over railings several feet from the ground."

for people wondering wtf the headline has to do with the article....


Jackson, who has sold more than 210 million records in his career, made an astonishing revelation in a rare interview published in a German magazine November 27 - 'I don't like pop music.' Jackson was explaining to Bunte magazine why he bought two classical music compact discs, but no pop, during a shopping excursion in Berlin.

Godamnlimey

Bah, you beat me to the paedophilia joke. Now my wicked stepmother will punish me.

you had to click the picture of him covering his nose to see the part about him not liking pop.


this submitter sucks and is a disgrace to any farker, esp us oft rejected farkers

I was walking downtown one day, and I saw to guys making out on a park bench... and it was the gayest thing i'd ever seen... and then, I read that article.

Well, he certainly has a nose for it!

Weird??

so he's not an idiot. go him.

MICHAEL JACKSON IS THE BEST LOOKING GUY ALIVE.

And he's been turning other people away from it in droves.

Where the hell does it say he doesn't like pop music?

I loathe Gloria Allred. She is the classic publicity-chasing attorney that most people have come to despise. In my book she ranks above "interminable rush hour traffic" on the list of reasons NOT to live in Los Angeles.

MJ on the other hand is just a sad case of what happens when you have too much money, become paranoid and cut off from civilization and suffer from raging insecurity. At least he has talent, although apparently not for raising kids.

where the fahk does it say he doesn't like pop music?

Nah, he shuoldn't be prosecuted for what he did to his child, but convicted to what he did to that other child.

Well now he's just cut off his nose to spite his face!

HA!

Actual Link:

King of Pop Ain't No Pop-Lover

Animataard
hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahh!
rofl rofl

"I'd like to go shopping again for CDs in Berlin," Jackson said, adding: "It's just unbelievable. No matter where I am I'm always being followed ... I need the experience that I can walk into a store as a completely normal person going shopping."

Evidence that MJ is totally off his nut! Maybe he suffered from brain damage when his hair caught fire during that pepsi commercial.

That's because "pop" these days just sucks. Bring back the old days when Steely Dan, Yes, Boston, and other REAL musicians were considered "pop".
Nowadays it's all rap crap and so-called R & B which is whiter than Wonder Bread. Nobody has balls anymore. At least not the typical snot-nosed, pimple-faced record buyer.

Who does? Anyone? Bueller?

anyone seen his new feature full length video "Ghosts" .. i think thats what its called.. pretty cool video. good choreography and special effects.

I swear this Micheal guy could scratch his rut nut with his left hand and it would make the "news".

"This just in, Dustin Diamond thinks Saved by the Bell sucked"

Gloria Alred has demanded LAPD investigate crimes in Germany...? Maybe the LAPD should prosecute Hitler for the holocaust and Pope Pius V for the Spanish Inquisition...

Go Glo Girl!

does Michael Jackson still have ears?

Who cares?
Why isn't he dead?
If there was a god he would be rotting in the ground where he belongs.

I is wonder if Jacko will take advantage of the new developments in face transplants coming soon to a surgeon near you.

I is also thinked that Jacko already bought the new CRAZY TOWN CD.

I wanna' see Miley go through boot camp.

Maybe they can make a man out of him.

Nah.

So seriously whats with him holding onto his anamatronic baby with only one hand, looks like around his neck. What a farking weirdo.

Why does anyone want to bother protecting his kid anyway? The kid's a waste of stem cells. You can clean asphalt off DNA in a centerfuge, no problem.

Come on...That child is going to grow up even more freakish than Michael regardless.... Best let him be a baby-splat and save us from having to read about him when we're 70.

"It's just unbelievable. No matter where I am I'm always being followed ... I need the experience that I can walk into a store as a completely normal person going shopping."

I always feel like, somebody's waaaatchin' me.

You go, Rockwell!

Is it just me, or is Michael Jackson's baby a little porker?

You said it, CableGuy. Gloria Allred give publicity whore ambulance chasers a bad name.

This is a pathetic, ridiculous attempt to get her name in the press.

MICHAEL JACKSON: A psychiatrists dream patient!!

BUZ: he has a nose???? where the fark is he hiding it? maybe in his crotch and thats why he always grabs it. he keeps his spare noses there

Sexorcisst:
Obvious Pornochio reference acknowledged
(except in this version, it's a rotting expanding nose)
Ewwww!

BlueBrit: a dream patient if you dont have kids...