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(The Morning News)   Ever wonder what that sultry voice on the other end of your favorite 1-900 number looks like? Wonder no more   (themorningnews.org) divider line 196
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2008-06-12 01:30:48 AM
i128.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-12 01:46:07 AM
Rainbow scarf girl is the only doable one in the bunch.

The Britney lookalike freaks me out big time, and not in a good way.

I definitely could have done without the asparagus story. Ewwwwwww.
 
2008-06-12 01:59:38 AM
spidermann: Mr Knifey Facey image

I hear ya on that one.

/'cept maybe purple shirt after a good showering.
 
2008-06-12 02:06:44 AM
p the boiler: YixilTesiphon: I'd hit it and so would you. Eagerly.

no... no, I would not. I would be afraid she would put on a Smiths album, start crying and then begin cutting herself.


Win.
 
2008-06-12 02:13:35 AM
www.themorningnews.org

Ok, She totally has a Chicken McNugget stuck to her left arm. I think I'd notice that.
 
2008-06-12 02:15:27 AM
1 3 & 6 look like they're doing this to pay for their degree in women's studies.
 
2008-06-12 02:43:18 AM
i26.tinypic.com
 
2008-06-12 02:44:47 AM
Well, there goes another fantasy up in smoke. I always figured they kept a bag of Tootsie Pops near never dreamt it was asparagus.

/miss meth
//lost 90 lbs in 4 months
///had visions
 
2008-06-12 04:02:34 AM
I read phone sex can pay $25-$30/hr for established pros. That's not exactly f-you money, but it's not bad.
 
2008-06-12 04:05:02 AM
All laughs and hit it/wouldn't hit its aside, it was a really interesting read. I like seeing "behind the scenes" and into the reality of things. And the stories and views were priceless.
 
2008-06-12 04:15:34 AM
i144.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-12 04:15:44 AM
i26.tinypic.com

I didnt know Carnie Wilson was into this?
 
2008-06-12 04:29:34 AM
Meh. I'd hit 'em all but the smoker.

/is Gargantua the Pie Destroyer
//really doesn't like pie
 
2008-06-12 05:08:41 AM
Once one of the daytime talk shows featured a married couple. He was tired of her; he'd found the perfect woman online. He had a picture of her--redhead model, looong legs. He'd talked to her over the phone, loved her voice, everything. His wife was shocked, humiliated, devastated by this. She wasn't a model, but she wasn't bad either. He was maybe 5'8' & chunky.

So after telling his wife he's leaving her today for the model, the host brought her out to meet them.

'She' was 6'2" +, at least 450 lbs, and a tranny. Think Harry Knowles without a beard & wearing a dress and you'll be close.

Everyone yelled at each other for a few minutes. The model said she picked a photo of a girl & redid the hair. The husband accused her of being a crook, tricking him out of his money. Finally the host got everyone to calm down.

The husband went over to his wife, went down on his knees, and said, "Take me back!"

She said "NO" and walked off the stage.

That, my friends, was the day I learned that there is a God.
 
2008-06-12 05:37:50 AM
Aerosmith unavailable for comment (look for the Sweet Emotion video on YouTube and watch it to the end if you don't get it)
 
2008-06-12 06:13:35 AM
#4...

/stabs self then jumps out of a window.
 
2008-06-12 07:19:10 AM
I know a lady who answered a newspaper ad for "telephone work." When she called, they asked if she was "open minded" and didn't mind "suggestive" work--it was obvious in a minute or two that it was a phone sex job. She just laughed and hung up. And yes, she is over 300 lbs. and has serious glory rolls. She looks nothing like her voice. I can't believe, Khazar-Khum, that anybody is dumb enough to leave a spouse for a fantasy, but it takes all kinds.
 
2008-06-12 07:30:26 AM
Think about it, everyone responds differently to different stimuli. You've got some people who flip over perfumes or other scents, others who respond to different levels of physical stimulation --spank me, spank me -- and tastes. Aural stimulation is going to work for some people too. Sure, everyone able is going to respond at some point to visual stimulus, but often when there's a voice that just hits the right tone, the right cadence, there's going to be a spark.

I used to temp and I covered phones, and this one guy came in and left a message, and his voice was so hot, I had to look up his area code just to find out where that dialect, where that accent was from. I think it was inland north carolina. Even now, there's a guy at work who is amusing and reasonably intelligent, but his voice somehow trips something. Usually I just email coworkers, but him I'll pick up the phone for.

ciocia: I know a lady who answered a newspaper ad for "telephone work." When she called, they asked if she was "open minded" and didn't mind "suggestive" work--it was obvious in a minute or two that it was a phone sex job. She just laughed and hung up.

Are you kidding?? That would totally be soooo cool. Put the kid to bed, go somewhere she won't hear me, and chat on the phone for a few hours. That would be an awesome job.

/no, that's not asthma, i'm just excited to hear from you.
 
2008-06-12 07:31:21 AM
dhamack: /Have no eye bleach
//Next best option


Thank you for saving this thread...

/more Evangeline please!!!
 
2008-06-12 07:48:27 AM
Chow Mein Street: Those two are definitely hittable. Of course, that's only 2/9. You have a 7/9 chance of getting gargantua the pie destroyer.

/I like those odds


WANT

Great Janitor: So...how much to talk to her and her kid?

I lol'd
 
2008-06-12 08:12:19 AM
Jeff Paine: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby."
"Rocko?"
"Mrs. Bighead?"


ABSOLUTE WIN!
 
2008-06-12 08:26:31 AM
anyone think the first girl looks like britney spears?
 
2008-06-12 08:29:04 AM
True Story - Swear To FSM:

I have a very attractive red-haired, green-eyed, female friend who was a phone sex operator for a few weeks. She does, indeed, look like she sounds. (no, I won't post a picture - I have my reasons for not doing so)

She was making pretty decent money, but quit when she got a call from a guy whose fantasy was not doing her, but doing the 12 year old boy next door while she watched.

She's an open-minded girl - up for pretty much anything at least once - but that caller was too creepy, too real. She bailed that night.

Some guys are freaks, and not in the good way.
 
2008-06-12 08:32:35 AM
That Fat Black Woman with the nugget stuck to her has the dumbest sign on her door....read it....


FAIL!!!!

One friend I talk to now does that and she is HOTT and very doable. Doing in a week actually. NO pix, privacy and all. Maybe after we do it I will.
 
2008-06-12 08:39:07 AM
img88.imageshack.usi4.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-12 09:30:58 AM
ponknjonk: anyone think the first girl looks like britney spears?

Nope, try Lisa Loopner, (Gilda Radner's character on the original SNL).
 
2008-06-12 10:03:38 AM
natedogtx

I was waiting for someone to post that comparison picture. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that ugly cow from Kingpin!
 
2008-06-12 10:14:35 AM
h3llsminion: I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that ugly cow from Kingpin!

She looks a lot like the landlady from "spaced" too.

www.friedgold.co.uk
 
2008-06-12 10:24:18 AM
OMG!!! Glory Rolls chick has a tramp stamp.

/or is that an ownership branding?
//property of Earl.
 
2008-06-12 10:48:06 AM
i289.photobucket.com

I'd hit that... and the librarian chick in the docs. The fact that they both have a good imagination and don't mind indulging a bit in fantasies just makes it hotter.
 
2008-06-12 10:51:52 AM
i193.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-12 10:57:15 AM
wax66: I'd hit that... and the librarian chick in the docs. The fact that they both have a good imagination and don't mind indulging a bit in fantasies just makes it hotter.

I'd probably hit it, but from the back. She looks like Elliott Smith or Alan Rickman.
 
2008-06-12 11:11:07 AM
magical_mystery_meat: wax66: I'd hit that... and the librarian chick in the docs. The fact that they both have a good imagination and don't mind indulging a bit in fantasies just makes it hotter.

I'd probably hit it, but from the back. She looks like Elliott Smith or Alan Rickman.


Yeah, Alan Rickman I'd say. But I think that's mostly from the angle/lighting/all that crud.

But my wife and I both agree that the librarian girl is the hottest.
 
2008-06-12 11:20:39 AM
TigerzDad: (no, I won't post a picture - I have my reasons for not doing so)

You mean aside from the fact that this is Fark?
 
2008-06-12 11:24:39 AM
The librarian looking chick and the stick figure both look like they could be a lot of fun for a little while. You can tell they have enough crazy in them to be fun in the sack, but might be intelligent enough to keep you semi entertained out of it.
 
2008-06-12 11:45:13 AM
TheHearshotKid: You know you're an art-fark when the things you're focused most on is the dramatic lighting and wondering if the photographer considers himself in the vein of the "Yale School" of photography.

That was the first thing I noticed.
/photo nerd
 
2008-06-12 12:17:38 PM
godiluvbeer: so yeah...as someone asked earlier...where do I sign up?


I'll tell you if you really want to know. I don't do it personally, but there's decent money to be made if you're willing to do the job. A lot of mothers do it so they can stay home with their kids. The looks don't matter a bit, it's not a videoconference. You have to be creative and have personality, keep work separate from your real life, and not let sick shiat get to you.
 
2008-06-12 01:21:47 PM
img73.imageshack.us
looks a bit like:
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2008-06-12 01:42:35 PM
OW MY EYES!!!!!!

Okay, Im going to go read everyone elses comments now.
 
2008-06-12 01:48:28 PM
OUCH, I need some eye bleach now. Damn you subby.
 
2008-06-12 02:51:15 PM
Why do people pay for this stuff??

/internet is for _ _ _ _
 
2008-06-12 03:07:50 PM
st.theresa:

I used to temp and I covered phones, and this one guy came in and left a message, and his voice was so hot, I had to look up his area code just to find out where that dialect, where that accent was from. I think it was inland north carolina.


I just came in to say that boys with Western Carolina/Piedmont accents make me melt too...Something about that particular drawl just twists me around! Sigh...
 
2008-06-12 03:27:41 PM
ace in your face if i'm not too late, please forward cousin contact info to the yahoo accout in profile.

thanks in advance!
 
2008-06-12 03:44:58 PM
There's a legit call center business where I live. A lot of informercial 800 number traffic is routed here. I had a friend who worked there, and she said she was amazed at how many guys would call, panting, and when she finished her "script" would just go..."uh...uh...keep talkin'".
 
2008-06-12 05:20:46 PM
Interesting article. The presence of generously-proportioned ladies did not surprise me, but I should have known that some of them have clientele who are looking for generously-proportioned ladies.

Phone sex is like radio serials: there's an imaginative component that is probably essential for those who prefer it.
 
2008-06-12 07:15:02 PM
i3.photobucket.com
 
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