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(The Morning News)   Ever wonder what that sultry voice on the other end of your favorite 1-900 number looks like? Wonder no more   (themorningnews.org) divider line 196
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2008-06-11 10:39:04 PM
Chow Mein Street: Those two are definitely hittable.

oh hell yeah.
 
2008-06-11 10:39:27 PM
i289.photobucket.com

I actually kinda dig this one. Comb your hair, darlin', and you're my type o' lass.

/call me
 
2008-06-11 10:40:02 PM
TenUp: This one sounds like she's fulfilling her lifelong goal. Wouldn't it just be easier to be a bar slut?

/better too?



Gah....she looks like Joe Perry from Aerosmith.
 
2008-06-11 10:40:03 PM
Hold the phone (no pun intended)

You can get paid as a dude talking to lonely chicks who can't get laid? Jebus on a stick, I end up doing that with most of the girls in my life i'm not attracted to for free. And they sound like they make bank. Where do I sign?
 
2008-06-11 10:40:14 PM
Chow Mein Street: Those two are definitely hittable. Of course, that's only 2/9. You have a 7/9 chance of getting gargantua the pie destroyer.

/I like those odds


If you only scroll halfway down the first chick's picture, it looks like there's someone under her skirt chowing down on some carpet. The second chick is plainly either Tim Burton or that guy from My Chemical Romance, and they're not even trying to conceal it.
 
2008-06-11 10:40:25 PM
Ooohh... Plus now next time I come I'm going to get a flash of an Architect patting a big sweaty Contractor on the back...

Jesus.

/wife's gonna love this one
 
2008-06-11 10:40:37 PM
www.themorningnews.org

So...how much to talk to her and her kid?
 
2008-06-11 10:40:58 PM
Uh-huh, you've got King-Kong balls. Your balls are so large, just big balls, I don't care. You just got big balls.
 
2008-06-11 10:41:43 PM
my cousin does this. She is like 200lbs and looks pretty butch (shes bi) she has gigantic tits and red hair though if that helps you guys out. And shes freaky in real life too.
 
2008-06-11 10:41:48 PM
Dayum. Dayum, the correct answer.

/lack of looks *and* lack of ambition, mmmmm yeah that's the stuff
 
2008-06-11 10:42:36 PM
Will log off in 3...2...1....asplode!
 
2008-06-11 10:42:53 PM
Great Janitor: So...how much to talk to her and her kid?

pedobear....seat...over there...
 
2008-06-11 10:43:25 PM
ace in your face: my cousin does this. She is like 200lbs and looks pretty butch (shes bi) she has gigantic tits and red hair though if that helps you guys out. And shes freaky in real life too.

Two part follow up question to the section in bold:

1:) Freaky how?

2:) How do you know? (If you are from West Virginia, please disregard question 2)

\help myself, I cannot
 
2008-06-11 10:46:45 PM
When the caller comes, it is positive feedback. Like an architect patting his contractor on the back."

Well...

um...

she really likes her job.
 
2008-06-11 10:47:09 PM
The Grinch:The second chick is plainly either Tim Burton or that guy from My Chemical Romance, and they're not even trying to conceal it.

I would apparently totally hit Tim Burton like the fist of an angry god.

/Not that there's anything wrong with that
 
2008-06-11 10:47:17 PM
www.phonesexdivas.com

this is who i call.
 
2008-06-11 10:48:15 PM
These numbers still exist and people persist in calling them? Help me Jebus, don't they realize the consistently burgeoning population of free Internet fap sites?
If you're still calling 900 numbers, you fail at fapping.
 
2008-06-11 10:48:26 PM
fappomatic: T'wat did you say? I cun't here you, I have an ear infuction.

I said, "IT WOULD QUEER UP IN A FEW GAYS!"

/jeesh - at least finish it. :)
 
2008-06-11 10:48:50 PM
I would so tap that big girl - you can have your sad looking little girls, but me I want the happy round bottom

Smack it, smack it, smack it, back it up, back it up, back it up
 
2008-06-11 10:49:18 PM
Oh Jesus. Any eye candy in that link doesn't make up for the rest. F-U subby. And that's coming from someone who's never called a chat line. If I had, I'd put a contract out on you.
 
2008-06-11 10:49:41 PM
Chow Mein Street: "...gargantua the pie destroyer."

The most feared denizen of Monster Island.

/either that or the best luchadore name ever
 
2008-06-11 10:51:00 PM
www.themorningnews.org

"I am a straight male who speaks to women." Not holding that kind of dog you aint.

Of course this just makes that 1991 re-release video of Sweet Emotions so much more believable.
 
2008-06-11 10:52:07 PM
y'know...sometimes it just works out that the most unattractive people have some of the most sexy, sensual voices. my roommate tells me the sexiest voice he's ever heard comes from one of the most unattractive women ever. I'm fugly as hell, but used to have this lady constantly tell me how sexy I sound on the phone.

so yeah...as someone asked earlier...where do I sign up?
 
2008-06-11 10:52:36 PM
Tacoby Bellisbury: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Tattoo: RIP Barry '03 - eaten alive?
 
2008-06-11 10:53:08 PM
InferiousX: ace in your face: my cousin does this. She is like 200lbs and looks pretty butch (shes bi) she has gigantic tits and red hair though if that helps you guys out. And shes freaky in real life too.

Two part follow up question to the section in bold:

1:) Freaky how?

2:) How do you know? (If you are from West Virginia, please disregard question 2)

\help myself, I cannot


1. Dominatrix, anal, swinging, shes bi, she does that pasty tassel twirling on her nipples. She's into piercings. She has tons of toys. She likes to tell stories about it (mostly trying to one up anything I think I did that was scandalous- which never compares to her). I really don't know all the extent of it (or care to). I think her boobs are 40HH btw

2. I'm 23 and she's 29. We grew up like sisters and so when I wanted to lose my virginity/ know about sex I talked to her. No west virginia action. I am not bi anyway.
 
2008-06-11 10:53:36 PM
The Grinch: Only one thing can possibly rescue this thread now.

Oh thank God.
 
2008-06-11 10:54:34 PM
dennysgod: "I am a straight male who speaks to women." Not holding that kind of dog you aint.

Of course this just makes that 1991 re-release video of Sweet Emotions so much more believable.


That's a dog!?? I thought it was some kind of bastardized rat/chincilla.
 
2008-06-11 10:55:01 PM
The Condoleezza Rice Temple Rub: this is who i call.

Dude, would you please stop calling my mom?
 
2008-06-11 10:56:45 PM
Didn't Montel Williams cover this back in the 80s?
 
2008-06-11 10:58:09 PM
www.themorningnews.org

I'd hit it and so would you. Eagerly.
 
2008-06-11 10:58:57 PM
LOL. Back in the early 1980's I worked maintenance in an apartment complex in south Jersey (just across the river from Philly). The asftyer-hours call service had a very sexy sounding woman who worked there; she drove my coworker/friend nuts with her voice. He spent 6 hours on the phone with her one night (we were both doing a lot of crystal meth and had a lot of excess energy). He finally invited her over for a date; being the good friend I was I found a reason to go over and check her out. She must have weighed 300 lbs. The voice and body definitely did not match. I razzed him good and proper over that for a long time afterwards.

/Crystal meth is a hell of a drug.
 
2008-06-11 11:00:04 PM
 
2008-06-11 11:00:36 PM
www.themorningnews.org

Would engage in tender (read: not tender) coitus with this young lady. Definitely. I like those moody, dark-featured girls. They're crazy in the sack, and they know how to go away after a couple months.
 
2008-06-11 11:00:41 PM
YixilTesiphon: I'd hit it and so would you. Eagerly.

no... no, I would not. I would be afraid she would put on a Smiths album, start crying and then begin cutting herself.
 
2008-06-11 11:01:15 PM
Chow Mein Street: Those two are definitely hittable. Of course, that's only 2/9. You have a 7/9 chance of getting gargantua the pie destroyer.

/I like those odds


The search for my 08 Halloween costume is now over.

/cheers.
 
2008-06-11 11:03:22 PM
www.themorningnews.org

DO WANT. You know she likes slasher flicks and might actually care about my level 70 Blood Elf Warlock. She probably rolls Alliance though... oh well.
 
2008-06-11 11:05:31 PM
Well. I'm glad to see that the male operators aren't forgotten about.

/He's hot
 
2008-06-11 11:05:43 PM
ActualFarkal: DO WANT. You know she likes slasher flicks and might actually care about my level 70 Blood Elf Warlock. She probably rolls Alliance though... oh well.

I think she is missing an eye
 
2008-06-11 11:06:42 PM
That girl in the docs and the librarian chain glasses looks like she would be a super fun time, for reals. She actually looks like a cultural lit TA I had years ago.
 
2008-06-11 11:07:31 PM
Trucker clock! Who wants it?
 
2008-06-11 11:09:26 PM
boobsrgood Quote 2008-06-11 10:27:34 PM
i242.photobucket.com

I always picture Lyndie, no matter how she sounds.


You,Sir, have just violated the Geneva Convention,
and will be impeached soon!
 
2008-06-11 11:09:29 PM
I've had 'em all. Including the dog.
 
2008-06-11 11:10:51 PM
guarantor: I've had 'em all. Including the dog.

There was a 2 year old in one of those pics you sick sick bastard
 
2008-06-11 11:10:55 PM
p the boiler: YixilTesiphon: I'd hit it and so would you. Eagerly.

no... no, I would not. I would be afraid she would put on a Smiths album, start crying and then begin cutting herself.


Isn't that "scarf" she's wearing around her neck a Cub Scout or Webelo (sp?) Scout kerchief?

/freaky
//especially in context
 
2008-06-11 11:11:23 PM
ActualFarkal: DO WANT. You know she likes slasher flicks and might actually care about my level 70 Blood Elf Warlock. She probably rolls Alliance though... oh well.

Not with that kickass pitchfork behind her, shes definitely an undead player, but that mole or whatever that is in the smile wrinkle has to go
 
2008-06-11 11:11:24 PM
p the boiler: ActualFarkal: DO WANT. You know she likes slasher flicks and might actually care about my level 70 Blood Elf Warlock. She probably rolls Alliance though... oh well.

I think she is missing an eye


Even better. She's a four-holer than.
 
2008-06-11 11:12:54 PM
www.esquire.com

www.mathies.com

www.stylecritics.com

/Have no eye bleach
//Next best option
 
2008-06-11 11:13:16 PM
Insertwitty Namehere: This should help to take the edge off those pictures. (new window)

Should be SFW.


damnit she looks like my german teacher

thanks
 
2008-06-11 11:13:54 PM
ActualFarkal: DO WANT. You know she likes slasher flicks and might actually care about my level 70 Blood Elf Warlock. She probably rolls Alliance though... oh well.

I LOL'd. No way, though. Those are Tauren boots if I ever saw them.

/70 Tauren Druid.
 
2008-06-11 11:13:59 PM

"I got into phone sex because I thought: 'Why not get paid for talking dirty, instead of doing it for free?' It brings up my self-esteem so much, knowing guys are looking at my somebody else's pics and wanting to talk with me. Wanting me to take them to a whole other place, filling their fantasies... painting that picture in their mind for them."


ftfh
 
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