Bet you $10 the 'half-naked man cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal' is that video of a guy trying to take a dump in a field and getting attacked by a donkey that we've all seen a zillion times on every goddamn "FUNNY VIDEOS LOL" website ever.

nude-fox: furry's confuse me but whatever

Furries don't bother me in the slightest, but people who can't use the plural form correctly are freaks.

/dresses up as a grammar Nazi at weekends

sleeps in trees: muck4doo: sleeps in trees: EsteeFlwrPot:

Bullshiat. I was born in 1985 and I never heard that sex with people gives you aids crap, and I dont have any of that weird animal fetish shiat.
Estee, that's because you were "born" in 1985. I was a teenager in 1985 when AIDS was first becomeing an issue. No one understood it.

An example of how insane it was at the time, we were taught the four H's in sex ed. Homosexuality, Haitians, Heroin, and Hemopheliacs.

That then morphed into having sex with more than one person. Even kissing someone, using a public toilet, shaking hands etc. were batted around. Religious people had a field day.

A few nitwits were saying that. That wasn't the majority of the talk and you know it.

Well, in grade 8 it was taught as part of sex ed in BC schools. Mind you, I was also raised by a strict religious family so no, I don't know it.

I grew up in San Jose, so maybe there was a difference in where you came from. The first few years no one knew what was cuasing it, other than they knew it was showing up a lot from users of the Turkish bath houses(mainly gays), and intravenous drug users. They never told us handshakes or hugging caused AIDS. The whole multiple partner thing makes sense wether you are gay or straight. You fark more people, your chances increase.

NeverDrunk23:
Damn you! I was going to post the reference. Didn't you read the memo!?

It didn't have a cover sheet, so I ignored it.

I'm into whatever the girls into. If she wants me to wear a scuba suit and a viking helmet or a pair of speedos and a sombrero then I shall dutifully don these articles. But I better damn well get a sammich made before she leaves. And do some dishes while your at it.

EsteeFlwrPot: sleeps in trees: As far as I'm concerned, being a furry is no weirder than wanting your spouse to dress up like a french maid or a cowboy.

THOSE ARE PEOPLE!!
So you can have an opinion on what is weird but, I cannot? I see, carry on.

I've got a couple odd paraphilias, so I can't look down on these folks. Heck, everyone's got some little kink.

That being said, the pics in this thread of the people doing the nasty monkey dance in animal costumes cracked me up.

FTA: The images included a video of a "half-dressed man cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal," the newspaper reported.

"Cavorting?" "Cavorting with?" I don't have time to sift through the usual furry debate - does anyone, anywhere actually know what the pictures showed? I've been a paralegal, I only ask because it could be complete BS, something he has to do simply to avoid any appearance of a conflict of interest.

On the other hand, he might have been having an all out barnyard lovefest.



/Hippity Hop!

EsteeFlwrPot: muck4doo: Yeah, Beoswulf is yanking bullshiat out of his ass. And probably snorting it and using it as jack off lube too,

Hey sugar pants, hows it goin?

Yeah that was all bullshiat. Carebears never made me want to dress up as a horse and bang a wolfman.

Some people are just itching for any kind of excuse for their weird fantasies.

If someone could please explain furries to me, I would really appreciate it.

The horsies scare me
/might be kinky, but just reallly can't understand this.

The whole baby diaper adults thing freaks me out too.
/Don't put me in a corner

it said there were tranny pics on there too.
that guy was out there

Wow. This thread is the most entertaining thing I've read in weeks. Good job, everyone. Anyways, I may not get you furries, but It really doesn't concern me. I know I hate it when people give me shiat for my lifestyle choices.

/Lives in the same dorm as a furry.
//The guy seems pretty normal, considering all the /b/tards I know.

Shadow Blasko: Those are not cat girls.
Thats a catgirl(p)

Why, yes - yes it is.

/she is also MAI WAIFU!

You know, considering how much of Fark hates furries, I find it interesting how many farkers gather in these threads to seemingly laugh and ... post pictures of furries.

/hmmm indeed

sleeps in trees: EsteeFlwrPot: sleeps in trees: As far as I'm concerned, being a furry is no weirder than wanting your spouse to dress up like a french maid or a cowboy.

THOSE ARE PEOPLE!!
So you can have an opinion on what is weird but, I cannot? I see, carry on.

No. Farking animals is sick. People farking people with whatever fantasy costume they want, not nearly as much. Thanks for trying though.

Ringshadow: You know, considering how much of Fark hates furries, I find it interesting how many farkers gather in these threads to seemingly laugh and ... post pictures of furries.

/hmmm indeed

We hate fat people too...and we go to the fatty threads and laugh at them the same as in these threads.

It doesn't mean we want to do fatties.

DWitchiewoman: If someone could please explain furries to me, I would really appreciate it.

The simple answer is it's a play on roles and power relationships, just like a BDSM relationship, or "playing Doctor", or cowboys or French maids. It's all about mindset and interaction. It's no different than being attracted to hot alien chicks or to porn stars with unhumanly large breasts or dicks.

NiceBeaver
It doesn't mean we want to do fatties.

...if anyone was ever going to find out about it.

I wanna fark you like an animal?
You get me closer to god?

/heads back to the Trent Reznor thread for a lil while

So, for all "furries" or "zoophiles"...where is the line drawn? At what point would you consider it weird or disturbed? At what point do you go, "Yeah, that's just batshiat crazy"?

Ringshadow: You know, considering how much of Fark hates furries, I find it interesting how many farkers gather in these threads to seemingly laugh and ... post pictures of furries.

/hmmm indeed

Are they secret furries, or just uncommitted ones?

muck4doo:

I grew up in San Jose, so maybe there was a difference in where you came from. The first few years no one knew what was cuasing it, other than they knew it was showing up a lot from users of the Turkish bath houses(mainly gays), and intravenous drug users. They never told us handshakes or hugging caused AIDS. The whole multiple partner thing makes sense wether you are gay or straight. You fark more people, your chances increase.



The schools taught the 4Hs but later that took on a life of its own. I personally think that the Red Cross (Canadian Blood Services) purposefully tried to deflect the blame and put out misinformation or not correct said information so they wouldn't have to take responsibility for keeping it under wraps for so long.

Sorry, couldn't resist this one:

Really? 270 posts and no Cheetara?



You're all slackers.

NeverDrunk23:
I'd hit that....with a mallet since I don't like mice in the house.

Dude! Never. Ever. Try to hit a cartoon mouse with a mallet.

Nothing good can come of it.

Trust me on this one.

muck4doo: sleeps in trees: EsteeFlwrPot: sleeps in trees: As far as I'm concerned, being a furry is no weirder than wanting your spouse to dress up like a french maid or a cowboy.

THOSE ARE PEOPLE!!
So you can have an opinion on what is weird but, I cannot? I see, carry on.

No. Farking animals is sick. People farking people with whatever fantasy costume they want, not nearly as much. Thanks for trying though.
See now that's your opinion. Oh, and furries do not fark animals. The dress in fantasy costumes and fark each other. We've gone over this.

NiceBeaver: So, for all "furries" or "zoophiles"...where is the line drawn? At what point would you consider it weird or disturbed? At what point do you go, "Yeah, that's just batshiat crazy"?

When a physical act is committed with a creature that cannot give informed consent.

sleeps in trees: muck4doo: sleeps in trees: EsteeFlwrPot: sleeps in trees: As far as I'm concerned, being a furry is no weirder than wanting your spouse to dress up like a french maid or a cowboy.

THOSE ARE PEOPLE!!
So you can have an opinion on what is weird but, I cannot? I see, carry on.

No. Farking animals is sick. People farking people with whatever fantasy costume they want, not nearly as much. Thanks for trying though.
See now that's your opinion. Oh, and furries do not fark animals. The dress in fantasy costumes and fark each other. We've gone over this.

All this furry business aside, it's not a minority opinion that farking animals is disgusting. If you think otherwise, then you're sick.

I can understand someone wanting to do kinky stuff - even though I think it may be disturbing - but farking an animal is a true sign of a mental health problem.

NiceBeaver: So, for all "furries" or "zoophiles"...where is the line drawn? At what point would you consider it weird or disturbed? At what point do you go, "Yeah, that's just batshiat crazy"?

Personally? I'm not attracted to animals, hell I'm not even really all that intrigued by Taurics. I don't have a fursuit and if I did I wouldn't be yiffing in it. I do, however, find anthropomorphism attractive (hence my above pics I guess?), even if I'm aware I'll never find that in real life.

Ringshadow: You know, considering how much of Fark hates furries, I find it interesting how many farkers gather in these threads to seemingly laugh and ... post pictures of furries.

/hmmm indeed

Most farkers don't really hate people, they just love judging them - there is a difference. Judging people and making no effort to accommodate them is a favorite hobby here. You just enjoy being your furry self, and don't let what other people think bother you.

dcigary: Where the hell is this court where the picture in the article was taken? On the "Match Game" set?

Gene: Weird Judge Kozinski was so weird...

Audience: How weird was he?!

Gene: He was so weird, he had pictures of ________ on his computer.

NiceBeaver: sleeps in trees: muck4doo: sleeps in trees: EsteeFlwrPot: sleeps in trees: As far as I'm concerned, being a furry is no weirder than wanting your spouse to dress up like a french maid or a cowboy.

THOSE ARE PEOPLE!!
So you can have an opinion on what is weird but, I cannot? I see, carry on.

No. Farking animals is sick. People farking people with whatever fantasy costume they want, not nearly as much. Thanks for trying though.
See now that's your opinion. Oh, and furries do not fark animals. The dress in fantasy costumes and fark each other. We've gone over this.

All this furry business aside, it's not a minority opinion that farking animals is disgusting. If you think otherwise, then you're sick.

I can understand someone wanting to do kinky stuff - even though I think it may be disturbing - but farking an animal is a true sign of a mental health problem.


This we can agree upon. Usually people "farking" animals have serious control issues and low self esteem. Somewhat the same as a pedophile. It's not the attraction, it is either self degradation or the degradation of another. Usually the latter has participated in the former before moving on to children.

fanbladesaresharp: Sorry, couldn't resist this one:

what. the. fark.

muck4doo:

You never replied to my sugar pants comment! You are no longer farky'd as sugar pants!

Torc:

Thanks for your reply.
Although I do think it's different.
As in not at all the same.

like chocolate & vanilla?
like human or animal?
Not.

no thanks.

To each his/her own, but I'd stampeding outta there

sleeps in trees: As far as I'm concerned, being a furry is no weirder than wanting your spouse to dress up like a french maid or a cowboy.

I hate to be that guy, but 'this'.

Everyone has their own thing they're into. Some people like latex, some people like handcuffs, and some of us are furries.

wut?

CtrlAltDelete: To each their own, I guess. Not my scene, but whatever makes you happy.

The important thing is do we want all our judges to be holy-rolling motherf*ckers or do we want people that are just as f*cked up as the rest of us?

Word.

Ringshadow: Personally? I'm not attracted to animals, hell I'm not even really all that intrigued by Taurics. I don't have a fursuit and if I did I wouldn't be yiffing in it. I do, however, find anthropomorphism attractive (hence my above pics I guess?), even if I'm aware I'll never find that in real life.

What is yiffing and what is anthropomorphism?

EsteeFlwrPot: fanbladesaresharp: Sorry, couldn't resist this one:

what. the. fark.

muck4doo:

You never replied to my sugar pants comment! You are no longer farky'd as sugar pants!

You know I like it when you call me sugar pants, but then that makes me want to call you sugar lips in return, and I just don't know if that is appropraite at fark. Let's get a private room. ;)

Ringshadow: You know, considering how much of Fark hates furries, I find it interesting how many farkers gather in these threads to seemingly laugh and ... post pictures of furries.

/hmmm indeed

Denial....

He's blaming the pr0n on his kid and his own poor understanding of the 'tubes:

As for the other matter, the server was maintained by my son, Yale, for the entire family. Pictures, documents, music, audio and other items of personal and family interest are stored there so various family members can reach them from wherever they happen to be. Everyone in the family stores stuff there, and I had no idea what some of the stuff is or was -- I was surprised that it was there. I assumed I must have put it there by accident, but when the story broke, Yale called and said he's pretty sure he uploaded a bunch of it. I had no idea, but that sounds right, because I sure don't remember putting some of that stuff there.

I consider the server a private storage device, not meant for public access. I'd have been more careful about its contents if I had known that others could access it.

Link (new window)

EsteeFlwrPot: Ringshadow: Personally? I'm not attracted to animals, hell I'm not even really all that intrigued by Taurics. I don't have a fursuit and if I did I wouldn't be yiffing in it. I do, however, find anthropomorphism attractive (hence my above pics I guess?), even if I'm aware I'll never find that in real life.

What is yiffing and what is anthropomorphism?

Straight from the most reliable source on the interwebs, Wiki:
Anthropomorphism is the attribution of uniquely human characteristics to non-human creatures and beings, natural and supernatural phenomena, material states and objects or abstract concepts.

EsteeFlwrPot: Ringshadow: Personally? I'm not attracted to animals, hell I'm not even really all that intrigued by Taurics. I don't have a fursuit and if I did I wouldn't be yiffing in it. I do, however, find anthropomorphism attractive (hence my above pics I guess?), even if I'm aware I'll never find that in real life.

What is yiffing and what is anthropomorphism?

Yiffing is sex with furries.
Anthropomorphism is making things human shaped. (compare Mickey Mouse to Ratatouie)

EsteeFlwrPot: Ringshadow: Personally? I'm not attracted to animals, hell I'm not even really all that intrigued by Taurics. I don't have a fursuit and if I did I wouldn't be yiffing in it. I do, however, find anthropomorphism attractive (hence my above pics I guess?), even if I'm aware I'll never find that in real life.

What is yiffing and what is anthropomorphism?

I thought that the definition of anthropomorphism was applying human characteristics to non-human objects, but I don't think that's what we're doing here. It feels more like applying animal characteristics to humans.

/I assume yiffing is sex while in a furry suit

Yiff in hell, furfags. All furfags should go in the oven.