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2008-06-10 04:39:19 PM
Coolboy55: starskysbored: Falin: ereiv: Falin: Your sex-crazed fiance becoming your abstinent wife isn't a change, it's a DECEPTION. One that you should have seen through before it happened.

Being married is different than being single. I doubt women mean to deceive anyone...

/married

I disagree. What changes in a woman when you put a ring on her finger that would cause her to want sex so much less or not at all? The answer is "nothing", unless she was being less than honest about her sexual needs before she got the ring, and was using sex as a tool to get something she wanted (like said ring, maybe?)

or you've been married for years and got kids running around all the time and a house to take care of and a job where you work all day and you're freaking exhausted. and you've both lost some of that attractiveness that once made you so hot for eachother due to all the stress and routine.

which is why i'm never getting married or having kids.

Nah, there are exactly zero legitimate excuses for getting being fat. Zero. If you're fat, it's because you are a lazy, good-for-nothing slob that shoves chips and junk food down your gaping pie hole while watching completely stupid TV shows all night long, 7 nights a week. Fat people have no willpower whatsoever and tend to shirk personal responsibility and blame all of their self-inflicted problems on some imaginary cause that is completely unrelated.

Even if a fat person woke up one morning with the perfect body, they would be obese again in no time flat, because they aren't only fat physically, THEY HAVE FAT PERSONALITIES. What is a fat personality? I just told you in the first paragraph you retard.


OMG I love you!
 
2008-06-10 04:39:27 PM
LandOfChocolate: In regards to quickies, all the girls I've been with take some time to orgasm so a "quicky" really isn't quick.

I guess that might be a comment on my technique but I've heard that its more difficult to for girls to have an orgasm vaginally vs orally. Any thoughts?


Pretty much this, its something 70% can't have one vaginally btw.
Quickies are ok every once in a while, but unless your one of those "magic" girls that can climax within a few minutes of in/out (for realsies no faking it), well getting farked and not getting off gets old real quick.
 
2008-06-10 04:39:39 PM
Serraxor: What the FARK is up with this?????

Well he appears to be pointing down at something by his shoe in a WTF-manner, but unfortunately the photographer didn't catch it in the frame. I'm dying to know as well: WTF is that guy pointing at??!
 
2008-06-10 04:40:02 PM
Shocktopus: MyrnaMinkoff: I already made my position clear: all sex is gross.

What are you, twelve?


Twelve kinds of awesome.
 
2008-06-10 04:40:12 PM
Sarcastica75: Tank u.

A million pardons my lady.
 
2008-06-10 04:40:18 PM
Sarcastica75: ok, this is depressing me.
/cause now it's zeros all around.


What was the nine inches you spoke of recently?

/remembrance of thingies past?
 
2008-06-10 04:40:22 PM
She's got man hands.
 
2008-06-10 04:40:23 PM
Coolboy55: starskysbored: Falin: ereiv: Falin: Your sex-crazed fiance becoming your abstinent wife isn't a change, it's a DECEPTION. One that you should have seen through before it happened.

Being married is different than being single. I doubt women mean to deceive anyone...

/married

I disagree. What changes in a woman when you put a ring on her finger that would cause her to want sex so much less or not at all? The answer is "nothing", unless she was being less than honest about her sexual needs before she got the ring, and was using sex as a tool to get something she wanted (like said ring, maybe?)

or you've been married for years and got kids running around all the time and a house to take care of and a job where you work all day and you're freaking exhausted. and you've both lost some of that attractiveness that once made you so hot for eachother due to all the stress and routine.

which is why i'm never getting married or having kids.

Nah, there are exactly zero legitimate excuses for getting being fat. Zero. If you're fat, it's because you are a lazy, good-for-nothing slob that shoves chips and junk food down your gaping pie hole while watching completely stupid TV shows all night long, 7 nights a week. Fat people have no willpower whatsoever and tend to shirk personal responsibility and blame all of their self-inflicted problems on some imaginary cause that is completely unrelated.

Even if a fat person woke up one morning with the perfect body, they would be obese again in no time flat, because they aren't only fat physically, THEY HAVE FAT PERSONALITIES. What is a fat personality? I just told you in the first paragraph you retard.


DO NOT FEED THE TROLL
 
2008-06-10 04:40:26 PM
Witchydiva: If each orgasm was minutes long, I might be impressed. Those tiny little ones don't count.

I'm not counting peaks as individual orgasms. Somewhere between 15 seconds and a minute for each.We joked about wanting to get a stopwatch and timing them.

TENSCfarkette: I'd say so. Your newsletter....would like to send you my husbands name for it

We turned each other on psychologically...it just...worked...on a mental level. I could just look at her, and she would get a grin on her face. Secondly, she had had problems in the past with guys that dedicated zero time to foreplay. So I spent a lottttt of time playing around with that. That helps.

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: 11 times in 24 hours? Sheeeyit, if you're counting just her orgasms it's something like 5 in the span of 20 minutes.

Wow. That's pretty nice.

i've had two lovers who just came like they were on a cycle; the longer it went they more times they came.

Exactly. You get the ball rolling, and it just keeps picking up speed. That mood is self-sustaining.

i could see this guy, if he had a lover with a similar ability to cum, having given his lover 11 in a night/next morning.

Exactly. Except I don't need to drink to do it. It's a gift and a curse. :p
 
2008-06-10 04:40:34 PM
Father_Jack 2008-06-10 04:37:17 PM
This:
I cook the meals, do the handiwork, do the dishes, and generally pull my weight around the house. I haven't gotten laid in a month, and it's averaging once every three months right now, for the past two years. My wife cringes when I kiss her.

Fark you.

Life. You're doing it wrong.
SERIOUSLY!
Seek counseling or seriously GET THE Ffark OUT of there!
 
2008-06-10 04:41:35 PM
MyrnaMinkoff: Shocktopus: MyrnaMinkoff: I already made my position clear: all sex is gross.

What are you, twelve?

Twelve kinds of awesome.




oooooh snap!
 
2008-06-10 04:41:42 PM
TheSignPost: Well, if it was a joke, it was a pretty tired and overused joke. And since this is a thread rife with people complaining about their sex life, there was really no way to know if you were one of them.

But good for you, for being so darn funny. Well done.


I think you're just upset because, objectively, any sex with you involved IS gross.
 
2008-06-10 04:41:46 PM
TheSignPost: You need to own up to the fact that merely being on the internet does not give you license to fail to recognize a joke when you see it.


Well, if it was a joke, it was a pretty tired and overused joke. And since this is a thread rife with people complaining about their sex life, there was really no way to know if you were one of them.

But good for you, for being so darn funny. Well done.



I thought it was funny. Then again, what stupid women do to perpetuate their misery has no bearing on me, as I can do math and am therefore not female.

semantics. you can has some.
 
2008-06-10 04:41:49 PM
Serraxor: What the FARK is up with this?????

That dude would deliver a DEVASTATING shocker.
 
2008-06-10 04:42:25 PM
Shocktopus: MyrnaMinkoff: I already made my position clear: all sex is gross.

What are you, twelve?


HAWT!
 
2008-06-10 04:43:27 PM
MyrnaMinkoff: Shocktopus: MyrnaMinkoff: I already made my position clear: all sex is gross.

What are you, twelve?

Twelve kinds of awesome.


Thank you for making me crack a big grin on a boring workday. :D
 
2008-06-10 04:43:30 PM
LandOfChocolate: So you were asleep while farking her? Some session

*Facepalm* No. She woke me up a couple times in the middle of the night to fark more.

Maybe a combo of the two. Some women need simultaneous stimulation on both the G and the C.
And just because its "quick" and she doesn't hit the big "O" doesn't necessarily mean she didn't enjoy it. Most women don't get there every time. For those who do, please let me in on your little secret

I kind of have the same experience. It's always pleasurable, but rarely do I come. But even then, it's not really a priority...I don't have a particularly overwhelming orgasm. I get wayyyy more pleasure out of the experience as a whole.
 
2008-06-10 04:43:31 PM
Belltower: Sarcastica75: ok, this is depressing me.
/cause now it's zeros all around.

What was the nine inches you spoke of recently?

/remembrance of thingies past?


LOLs.

Nah, I just say 9 inches for the laughs.

Isuldirs: Sarcastica75: Tank u.

A million pardons my lady.


No worries, good sir!
 
2008-06-10 04:43:35 PM
Just so everyone's clear, MM doesn't really think sex is gross.


/ this has been a Pubic Service Announcement
// do not adjust your sets
 
2008-06-10 04:43:49 PM
Coolboy55: starskysbored: Falin: ereiv: Falin: Your sex-crazed fiance becoming your abstinent wife isn't a change, it's a DECEPTION. One that you should have seen through before it happened.

Being married is different than being single. I doubt women mean to deceive anyone...

/married

I disagree. What changes in a woman when you put a ring on her finger that would cause her to want sex so much less or not at all? The answer is "nothing", unless she was being less than honest about her sexual needs before she got the ring, and was using sex as a tool to get something she wanted (like said ring, maybe?)

or you've been married for years and got kids running around all the time and a house to take care of and a job where you work all day and you're freaking exhausted. and you've both lost some of that attractiveness that once made you so hot for eachother due to all the stress and routine.

which is why i'm never getting married or having kids.

Nah, there are exactly zero legitimate excuses for getting being fat. Zero. If you're fat, it's because you are a lazy, good-for-nothing slob that shoves chips and junk food down your gaping pie hole while watching completely stupid TV shows all night long, 7 nights a week. Fat people have no willpower whatsoever and tend to shirk personal responsibility and blame all of their self-inflicted problems on some imaginary cause that is completely unrelated.

Even if a fat person woke up one morning with the perfect body, they would be obese again in no time flat, because they aren't only fat physically, THEY HAVE FAT PERSONALITIES. What is a fat personality? I just told you in the first paragraph you retard.


and you, sir, have a shining personality to which all of us see as a beacon of hope.

/i'd be fat if i wasn't hungry all the god damn time
//douche
 
2008-06-10 04:43:56 PM
TENSCfarkette: Most women don't get there every time. For those who do, please let me in on your little secret

My wife does, but it takes 15-20 minutes or so.

I'd feel like I was using her just nailing her for three minutes and then leaving her with a mess in her pants and no orgasm.
 
2008-06-10 04:43:58 PM
TheSignPost: You need to own up to the fact that merely being on the internet does not give you license to fail to recognize a joke when you see it.


Well, if it was a joke, it was a pretty tired and overused joke. And since this is a thread rife with people complaining about their sex life, there was really no way to know if you were one of them.

But good for you, for being so darn funny. Well done.


I'll jump in here...

Actually, if you had read any of Myrna's other posts, it would have been immediately obvious to you that it was a sarcastic post.

/The more you know
 
2008-06-10 04:44:23 PM
MyrnaMinkoff-I think you're just upset because, objectively, any sex with you involved IS gross.

Why do you think sex is gross? Did I miss that further up in the thread?
 
2008-06-10 04:44:47 PM
p the boiler: crabs or lice

Angelina Jolie would know!
:D
/South Park rules.
 
2008-06-10 04:44:55 PM
I think you're just upset because, objectively, any sex with you involved IS gross.


Oh, TOUCHE!

/ touche me harder
// you're right though
/// gross is the new hawtness
 
2008-06-10 04:44:59 PM
Tallow'nbits: I thought it was funny. Then again, what stupid women do to perpetuate their misery has no bearing on me, as I can do math and am therefore not female.

semantics. you can has some.


Okay, the fake or not misogyny is funny and all but you have crossed a line. NEVER insinuate that I could not kick your ass at math.
 
2008-06-10 04:45:13 PM
TENSCfarkette:
DO NOT FEED THE TROLL


Coolboy55 isn't a troll. He's a farking genius. I won't stand for these disparaging remarks.
 
2008-06-10 04:46:05 PM
chechcal - I thought I was the only one on earth who had seen that film!
 
2008-06-10 04:46:25 PM
www.playdevil.com
 
2008-06-10 04:46:39 PM
Tallow'nbits: TENSCfarkette:
DO NOT FEED THE TROLL

Coolboy55 isn't a troll. He's a farking genius. I won't stand for these disparaging remarks.


Calm down and take a seat.
 
2008-06-10 04:46:51 PM
Actually, if you had read any of Myrna's other posts, it would have been immediately obvious to you that it was a sarcastic post.



I didn't.... I just scanned through all the complaints and that one happened to jump out at me.

But I see it all now... see what was done there, very funny, etc.


/ sex with me is like masturbating with a cheese grater
// lots of rubbing, lots of bleeding cheesy shreds of pulp
 
2008-06-10 04:47:07 PM
Count me in as a new member of MyrnaMinkoff's fanclub.

And, since I do swing that way... how you doin'.
 
2008-06-10 04:48:10 PM
Sarcastica75: Nah, I just say 9 inches for the laughs.

Well thanks a lot, I have carpal tunnel from all the jelqing I've been trying...
 
2008-06-10 04:48:36 PM
TheSignPost:
But I see it all now... see what was done there, very funny, etc.


/ sex with me is like masturbating with a cheese grater
// lots of rubbing, lots of bleeding cheesy shreds of pulp



Are you trying to imply that you are sharp?

/long day at work, need to get the snark out
 
2008-06-10 04:48:59 PM
nesler: LandOfChocolate: So you were asleep while farking her? Some session

*Facepalm* No. She woke me up a couple times in the middle of the night to fark more.

Maybe a combo of the two. Some women need simultaneous stimulation on both the G and the C.
And just because its "quick" and she doesn't hit the big "O" doesn't necessarily mean she didn't enjoy it. Most women don't get there every time. For those who do, please let me in on your little secret

I kind of have the same experience. It's always pleasurable, but rarely do I come. But even then, it's not really a priority...I don't have a particularly overwhelming orgasm. I get wayyyy more pleasure out of the experience as a whole.


Jerk off every day. Practice. Practice. Practice.

That is all.

MyrnaMinkoff: Tallow'nbits: I thought it was funny. Then again, what stupid women do to perpetuate their misery has no bearing on me, as I can do math and am therefore not female.

semantics. you can has some.

Okay, the fake or not misogyny is funny and all but you have crossed a line. NEVER insinuate that I could not kick your ass at math.


I can only think in 29.97 timecode. Besides, I has the poon, so your win would be a hollow one.

/The dishes?
 
2008-06-10 04:49:00 PM
Daffydil: Why do you think sex is gross? Did I miss that further up in the thread?

Apparently.

Thanks for the backup, Witchydiva. If I believed in action stars I'd do something like *fistbump* right now.
 
2008-06-10 04:49:02 PM
www.skye-rangers.net
 
2008-06-10 04:49:14 PM
lionfish: 100 days of sex? Big deal. I've had sex with my wife possibly hundreds of consecutive days.

lyinfish?
 
2008-06-10 04:49:31 PM
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Coolboy55:

Nah, there are exactly zero legitimate excuses for getting being fat. Zero. If you're fat, it's because you are a lazy, good-for-nothing slob that shoves chips and junk food down your gaping pie hole while watching completely stupid TV shows all night long, 7 nights a week. Fat people have no willpower whatsoever and tend to shirk personal responsibility and blame all of their self-inflicted problems on some imaginary cause that is completely unrelated.

Even if a fat person woke up one morning with the perfect body, they would be obese again in no time flat, because they aren't only fat physically, THEY HAVE FAT PERSONALITIES. What is a fat personality? I just told you in the first paragraph you retard.

Meh. 3/10


3? I couldn't give it more than a 1.5 at best.
 
2008-06-10 04:49:51 PM
tallguywithglasseson: She's still have to use both hands for mine, but then the gravitational pull would be so strong we'd need a jeep and a winch to pull her off.

Wow, my mom only made PB & J for me ...
 
2008-06-10 04:49:57 PM
Witchydiva: Tallow'nbits: TENSCfarkette:
DO NOT FEED THE TROLL

Coolboy55 isn't a troll. He's a farking genius. I won't stand for these disparaging remarks.

Calm down and take a seat.


NO! SITTING WILL MAKE ME FAT!

:D
 
2008-06-10 04:50:02 PM
Are you trying to imply that you are sharp?

/long day at work, need to get the snark out



Sharp as a well grated block of New England Cheddar, baby.
 
2008-06-10 04:50:55 PM
This: Whoa. TF'd??? Thanks, Banned

Wow, a reversal of cause and effect!
 
2008-06-10 04:51:44 PM
MyrnaMinkoff:
Thanks for the backup, Witchydiva. If I believed in action stars I'd do something like *fistbump* right now.


Heh. I thought it was funny that THAT post was the only one of yours they saw/quoted. Though it did stand out for a skim-reader...

Well, I'm getting a kick....blahblah... :)

Its been entertaining.
 
2008-06-10 04:51:52 PM
Whodat: More to the point, why is this news?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
 
2008-06-10 04:52:06 PM
Cervantes3773
/Now the girl who pretended it was a creamsicle was dreamy...

You mean "Creamy" ?

...
 
2008-06-10 04:52:12 PM
Tallow'nbits: I can only think in 29.97 timecode. Besides, I has the poon, so your win would be a hollow one.

/The dishes?


Oh shiat, you're a woman. Okay we can probably do math equally as we are both liberated math-savvy mavens. I thought you were some dude wielding his math-dick at me and I couldn't stand for that. As a liberated, math-savvy maven.
 
2008-06-10 04:53:32 PM
MyrnaMinkoff:
Twelve kinds of awesome.


how YOU doing?

/say howdy to Austin for me please - one at a time.
 
2008-06-10 04:53:53 PM
Tallow'nbits: I won't stand for these disparaging remarks.

Calm down and take a seat.

NO! SITTING WILL MAKE ME FAT!

:D


I thought all Farkettes and TFettes were already fat?


/tfette
//I keed
///not about being a TFette
 
2008-06-10 04:54:40 PM
TheCharmerUnderMe:

img299.imageshack.us

Approves.

Came here for the Foo, was not disappointed.
 
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