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(Denver Post)   Reporter and wife discuss their recent quest to have sex every day for 100 days. OMG LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER HAND   (origin.denverpost.com) divider line 772
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2008-06-10 03:48:09 PM  
CougarJeff: That hand looks perfectly normal... compared to his freaking head!

OMG - what on earth is wrong with his head?!?! I didn't notice until you pointed it out. That photographer needs a new lens or something...
 
2008-06-10 03:48:18 PM  
PanicAttack: I love how most of the comments in here are men complaining about women not giving it up, how guys are horny all the time and not afraid of a little blood.

Somehow if you met a woman that was interested in giving it up as frequently as you claim you need it, I seriously doubt any of you would cash in.

I swear married men just like to biatch about their wives for the sake of biatching.


I cook the meals, do the handiwork, do the dishes, and generally pull my weight around the house. I haven't gotten laid in a month, and it's averaging once every three months right now, for the past two years. My wife cringes when I kiss her.

Fark you.
 
2008-06-10 03:48:46 PM  
ptr2void: technicolor-misfit: I am NEVER getting married. Not that I'm having tons of sex every day... but I'm not locked into NOT having sex either.

Smart move. Because once they've got you, it's more blue balls than blue moons.


That just means you married the wrong woman. How very sad for you. :(
 
2008-06-10 03:49:22 PM  
I bet his wife is great at fisting him which explains the wonderful sex for 100 days.
 
2008-06-10 03:49:30 PM  
pavel0:
umm, was I the only person who thought about what they do when it's "her time of the month" isn't the cringe factor pretty high there?

i67.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-10 03:49:37 PM  
Some of you are reading my comments wrong. I will do anything but go down on my girlfriend when she is on her period. All else is fair game.
 
2008-06-10 03:50:08 PM  
This PanicAttack: I love how most of the comments in here are men complaining about women not giving it up, how guys are horny all the time and not afraid of a little blood.

Somehow if you met a woman that was interested in giving it up as frequently as you claim you need it, I seriously doubt any of you would cash in.

I swear married men just like to biatch about their wives for the sake of biatching.

I cook the meals, do the handiwork, do the dishes, and generally pull my weight around the house. I haven't gotten laid in a month, and it's averaging once every three months right now, for the past two years. My wife cringes when I kiss her.

Fark you.


Time to trade in for a new model...
 
2008-06-10 03:50:14 PM  
nonamejoe: and your mom's visiting.

With your priest.
 
2008-06-10 03:50:22 PM  
My marriage is kinda like it...only we do it once every 100 days
 
2008-06-10 03:50:32 PM  
PanicAttack: Somehow if you met a woman that was interested in giving it up as frequently as you claim you need it, I seriously doubt any of you would cash in.


Some of us dated women like that and loved it.

Some of us thought we were marrying a woman just like that...
 
2008-06-10 03:50:48 PM  
Sarcastica75: /"hey, hey, hey, hey..."
//course I don't has teh crabs. i no sleepy wit you.
///now *I* keed. I dunno if you have teh crabs or nots.


only one way to find out (looks down)

hmmm....

I can't tell if they are crabs or lice?
 
2008-06-10 03:51:00 PM  
aesc: I remember having sex everyday...16 years later I'm married to a fat chic with no sex drive.

/stay single


Your perception of her is likely obvious to her as well. She doesn't want sex because she's fat and she thinks you find her repulsive. Your cunning plan... well thought-out.

Or you watch too much TV, especially right before bed. That is a proven libido-killer.
 
2008-06-10 03:51:20 PM  
This: Join the club. I hate it when people talk about the 24/7 foreplay thing. I make dinner, pour on the wine and the charm and carry her up the stairs to bed. I still get nothin'.

Yet somehow, if you didn't woo her like that every so often, you'd be accused of being unromantic/not caring/etc., and you'd get even less lovin'. How is it that it's ended up like this, guys? How is it that married women have such complete control?
 
2008-06-10 03:51:47 PM  
Falin: ptr2void: technicolor-misfit: I am NEVER getting married. Not that I'm having tons of sex every day... but I'm not locked into NOT having sex either.

Smart move. Because once they've got you, it's more blue balls than blue moons.

That just means you married the wrong woman. How very sad for you. :(


Considering how many guys get the bait-and-switch, basically "marrying the wrong woman" seems to be mostly a matter of luck.

Look at it this way: you've a set of plates in front of you. Some of them hold pie. Some of them hold boxes. Some of those boxes hold pie. Other boxes hold fire-ants. Do you take a plate with pie on it? Or a plate with a box?
 
2008-06-10 03:51:49 PM  
img181.imageshack.us
 
2008-06-10 03:52:02 PM  
This: PanicAttack: I love how most of the comments in here are men complaining about women not giving it up, how guys are horny all the time and not afraid of a little blood.

Somehow if you met a woman that was interested in giving it up as frequently as you claim you need it, I seriously doubt any of you would cash in.

I swear married men just like to biatch about their wives for the sake of biatching.

I cook the meals, do the handiwork, do the dishes, and generally pull my weight around the house. I haven't gotten laid in a month, and it's averaging once every three months right now, for the past two years. My wife cringes when I kiss her.

Fark you.


Oh This:, will you just STOP kissing her! If she doesn't appreciate you, find someone who does. Be honest about it. Teach your kids to stand up for themselves.

/I know, I know. Easy for me to say...
 
2008-06-10 03:52:25 PM  
i170.photobucket.com

/best I could do since work's crazy.
//that man knows about swimming in red seas...
///...face-first, too.
 
2008-06-10 03:52:54 PM  
chaesar: you got to hand it to him, its a lofty goal

For the love of fark, please give us some backstory. How did that Legendary Hand come to be?
 
2008-06-10 03:53:01 PM  
aesc: I remember having sex everyday...16 years later I'm married to a fat chic with no sex drive.

/stay single


Maybe she has no sex drive because you refer to her as a fat chick - if I weren't married I would tag her ass and videotape it just to show you what kind of sex drive she has
 
2008-06-10 03:53:20 PM  
vonspringer I lol'd. Again.

/This thread is full of win
 
2008-06-10 03:53:28 PM  
playdate: Vacation Bible School

Bonk book

Hey, I got that for my husband for Father's day. Have you read it yet?
We have fark every day (even during that time of the month, towels or in the shower FTW!)


Haven't gotten a chance to read it yet. enjoyed her last book though.
 
2008-06-10 03:54:02 PM  
This: I hate it when people talk about the 24/7 foreplay thing. I make dinner, pour on the wine and the charm and carry her up the stairs to bed. I still get nothin'.

Did you take out the recycling? It's not foreplay, but it's still important.

/Makin' love...
//Makin' love for two...
///Makin' love for two... minutes.
////Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.
 
2008-06-10 03:54:25 PM  
docilej: My marriage is kinda like it...only we do it once every 100 days


Lucky bastard...
 
2008-06-10 03:54:36 PM  
This: I cook the meals, do the handiwork, do the dishes, and generally pull my weight around the house. I haven't gotten laid in a month, and it's averaging once every three months right now, for the past two years. My wife cringes when I kiss her.

Fark you.


Sounds like an external (I hope) source of trauma. Have you asked her about this? It is unreasonable for her to expect you to have such a negligible sex drive, but have you had a conversation about it in which insults, accusations, and threats were actually avoided?

There has got to be a reason that your wife is, um, repulsed by your affection. I think your best friend owes you an explanation.
 
2008-06-10 03:54:47 PM  
Like I am not insecure enough about size. That hand would make me look even smaller.
 
2008-06-10 03:55:15 PM  
playdate: Vacation Bible School

Bonk book

Hey, I got that for my husband for Father's day. Have you read it yet?
We have fark every day (even during that time of the month, towels or in the shower FTW!)


Whoops, have sex or fark, damn preview, I fail
 
2008-06-10 03:55:26 PM  
Cervantes, that's all nice of you to say and stuff. Maybe we can have once-every-six-months type sex someday.

Also, oral during period sounds pretty disgusting unless you've just washed and that shiat is plugged up.
 
2008-06-10 03:55:41 PM  
Oberon: Some of you are reading my comments wrong. I will do anything but go down on my girlfriend when she is on her period. All else is fair game.

She pretty much lets me do whatever I want to her, whenever I want.
 
2008-06-10 03:55:45 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net


one can always dream, one can always dream...

 
2008-06-10 03:55:55 PM  
Oberon:
Some of you are reading my comments wrong. I will do anything but go down on my girlfriend when she is on her period. All else is fair game.

yep, that's what the dark towels are for.
 
2008-06-10 03:55:56 PM  
i209.photobucket.com
I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when...
 
2008-06-10 03:56:12 PM  
Tallow'nbits: This: PanicAttack: I love how most of the comments in here are men complaining about women not giving it up, how guys are horny all the time and not afraid of a little blood.

Somehow if you met a woman that was interested in giving it up as frequently as you claim you need it, I seriously doubt any of you would cash in.

I swear married men just like to biatch about their wives for the sake of biatching.

I cook the meals, do the handiwork, do the dishes, and generally pull my weight around the house. I haven't gotten laid in a month, and it's averaging once every three months right now, for the past two years. My wife cringes when I kiss her.

Fark you.

Oh This:, will you just STOP kissing her! If she doesn't appreciate you, find someone who does. Be honest about it. Teach your kids to stand up for themselves.

/I know, I know. Easy for me to say...


I persist because I've tried just giving up - she doesn't notice. So I persist because I want our relationship to work. I can either go on or leave. And if I leave, I have to compromise my relationship with my son after the inevitable divorce - and I'm not willing to do that. This isn't some insurmountable mound where I hate my wife. I love her, and I want things to work out, and if everything magically got better tomorrow there wouldn't be any hard feelings. So I won't leave.
 
2008-06-10 03:56:18 PM  
www.tvgasm.com

"Dude, my hands are huge."
 
2008-06-10 03:56:27 PM  
p the boiler: pavel0:And it is only high cringe factor when you swallow a clot

I think I just threw up a little.
 
2008-06-10 03:56:28 PM  
i124.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-10 03:56:44 PM  
Uzzah: Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.

Is that it?
 
2008-06-10 03:57:08 PM  
Ack_Ack:

It felt like she was angry at my penis. Like my penis had wronged her in a previous life or something.

"ow ow ow!! hey, lighten up there."

It was tragic.


Had a girl like that once. Swore she was trying to rip it off at the base. Ow, Ow, OW!!! She asked if I had a condom, I said no even though one was sitting in the door cubby of my car. She'd made me too sore, I don't think it would work properly.

/earned his reds
//am single dad who doesn't go out so no nubbins for Samjay
 
2008-06-10 03:57:20 PM  
Uzzah: Did you take out the recycling? It's not foreplay, but it's still important.

/Makin' love...
//Makin' love for two...
///Makin' love for two... minutes.
////Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.


Have you pointed out that you're wearing your business socks? My wife knows that when I'm down to my socks, its time for business. That's why they call them "business socks."

/my band covers that song
//parents sure can blush hard!
 
2008-06-10 03:57:28 PM  
This: Falin: ptr2void: technicolor-misfit: I am NEVER getting married. Not that I'm having tons of sex every day... but I'm not locked into NOT having sex either.

Smart move. Because once they've got you, it's more blue balls than blue moons.

That just means you married the wrong woman. How very sad for you. :(

Considering how many guys get the bait-and-switch, basically "marrying the wrong woman" seems to be mostly a matter of luck.

Look at it this way: you've a set of plates in front of you. Some of them hold pie. Some of them hold boxes. Some of those boxes hold pie. Other boxes hold fire-ants. Do you take a plate with pie on it? Or a plate with a box?


If you marry a woman you don't really know, you get what you deserve.

If your woman can fool you about her true nature long enough for you to marry her, you get what you deserve.
 
2008-06-10 03:57:37 PM  
pwhp_67: PanicAttack: Somehow if you met a woman that was interested in giving it up as frequently as you claim you need it, I seriously doubt any of you would cash in.


Some of us dated women like that and loved it.

Some of us thought we were marrying a woman just like that...


Yep. That's just it. Men's interest in sex doesn't generally change much after marriage. If a guy wants sex daily before he's married, he'll likely want it daily after he's married, too.

However, the same cannot always be said for women. So, a guy is somehow supposed to know that his fiancee, who enjoyed getting it from behind while making dinner, would become his wife who only wants to have sex, missionary position, one time a month, in months starting with the letter 'A'.
 
2008-06-10 03:58:21 PM  
duchovny.net

Hand models, mama. Different breed.
 
2008-06-10 03:58:29 PM  
This:

Look at it this way: you've a set of plates in front of you. Some of them hold pie. Some of them hold boxes. Some of those boxes hold pie. Other boxes hold fire-ants. Do you take a plate with pie on it? Or a plate with a box?

What? You lost me at the plates with Pie, vs the plates with boxes and fire ants..
 
2008-06-10 03:58:38 PM  
PeriRies- "She pretty much lets me do whatever I want to her, whenever I want."

I thought I saw some dude whose face looked like a basket of bloody of assholes skulking around last time ... enjoy!
 
2008-06-10 03:58:46 PM  
This: Tallow'nbits: This: PanicAttack: I love how most of the comments in here are men complaining about women not giving it up, how guys are horny all the time and not afraid of a little blood.

Somehow if you met a woman that was interested in giving it up as frequently as you claim you need it, I seriously doubt any of you would cash in.

I swear married men just like to biatch about their wives for the sake of biatching.

I cook the meals, do the handiwork, do the dishes, and generally pull my weight around the house. I haven't gotten laid in a month, and it's averaging once every three months right now, for the past two years. My wife cringes when I kiss her.

Fark you.

Oh This:, will you just STOP kissing her! If she doesn't appreciate you, find someone who does. Be honest about it. Teach your kids to stand up for themselves.

/I know, I know. Easy for me to say...

I persist because I've tried just giving up - she doesn't notice. So I persist because I want our relationship to work. I can either go on or leave. And if I leave, I have to compromise my relationship with my son after the inevitable divorce - and I'm not willing to do that. This isn't some insurmountable mound where I hate my wife. I love her, and I want things to work out, and if everything magically got better tomorrow there wouldn't be any hard feelings. So I won't leave.



Fine. What's her email? I'ma forward this to her.
 
2008-06-10 03:59:05 PM  
www.ddtdigest.com
www.ddtdigest.com

/handlinked
 
2008-06-10 03:59:23 PM  
idrow: I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when...

EXACTLY what I thought of but couldn't source the pic.

/+1 for you
 
2008-06-10 03:59:35 PM  
EngineerBoy: You know who else had huge hands?

www.ddtdigest.com

That's Fezzik's hand on Lord Alfred Hayes.
 
2008-06-10 03:59:51 PM  
MyrnaMinkoff: My manhands are in my profile and none of you farkers are having racuous sex twenty times fortnightly.

Do you really expect any of us to be paying attention to your hands in that photo?
 
2008-06-10 04:00:02 PM  
i209.photobucket.com
Her giant freak hands remind me of:
i53.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-10 04:00:20 PM  
Tell us how hot and how often you get it. Bring the steam.



My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo. I like to sink her with my pink torpedo.
 
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