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2008-06-10 04:56:02 AM
I'd hit it!
www.foxnews.com
 
2008-06-10 04:56:11 AM
Make it so porn is something that people can enjoy openly, with no need to hide it and no need to feel ashamed. Problem solved.

/never gonna happen
 
2008-06-10 04:58:56 AM
So then there's only one sign?
 
2008-06-10 04:59:11 AM
bhamv: Make it so porn is something that people can enjoy openly, with no need to hide it and no need to feel ashamed. Problem solved.

/never gonna happen


Clearly you have a problem.
 
2008-06-10 04:59:30 AM
I don't like her cleavage...
 
2008-06-10 04:59:59 AM
bonno: I'd hit it!

Like the fist of an angry god.
 
2008-06-10 05:00:37 AM
I fit four of the eight, does that mean I'm not completly addicted yet? Better fix that!
Off to look at w . w . w . tiava . com (VNSFW)
 
2008-06-10 05:00:41 AM
Visceral Realist: bhamv: Make it so porn is something that people can enjoy openly, with no need to hide it and no need to feel ashamed. Problem solved.

/never gonna happen

Clearly you have a problem.


And I enjoy it openly!
 
2008-06-10 05:02:02 AM
Solution to relationship problems caused by your man being addicted to porn:

Make porn of your own.

/it's just that easy!
//tomorrow's solution: The Israel/Palestine problem
///be sure to tune in!
 
2008-06-10 05:02:10 AM
I'd roughly, ... nitpick about that's appearance. While remaining emotionally distant.
 
2008-06-10 05:03:03 AM
Since I'm a pornographer, I invite all to enjoy pink tacos and meat swords. Huzzah!
 
2008-06-10 05:03:32 AM
reverend_frag: Solution to relationship problems caused by your man being addicted to porn:

Make porn of your own.

/it's just that easy!
//tomorrow's solution: The Israel/Palestine problem
///be sure to tune in!


Ya, because then I'll get to view it on the internet after your girlfriend dumps you.
 
2008-06-10 05:04:43 AM
Damn it, in the article I clicked on the picture of that chick and when the new window popped up, she was still clothed.. WTF??

/wants me some porn
/hide the kittens
 
2008-06-10 05:05:45 AM
bonno:

I'd hit it, too - me first. I didn't want to read the story, I wanted to find her name somewhere fast and google for her nude.
 
2008-06-10 05:08:21 AM
Visceral Realist: bhamv: Make it so porn is something that people can enjoy openly, with no need to hide it and no need to feel ashamed. Problem solved.

/never gonna happen

Clearly you have a problem.


Yeah, people look at you funny if you whip it out in a public internet cafe.
 
2008-06-10 05:15:03 AM
freakdiablo:
Yeah, people look at you funny if you whip it out in a public internet cafe.

So film it. Rule 37.
 
2008-06-10 05:16:41 AM
Oh man, it's rule 34. Damn it.
 
2008-06-10 05:19:07 AM
You're a Mean Drunk R2D2: freakdiablo:
Yeah, people look at you funny if you whip it out in a public internet cafe.

So film it. Rule 37.


Rule 37 is that every MacGuyver invention must involve at least one(1) paperclip.
 
2008-06-10 05:20:07 AM
Teh Article Many people are completely in the dark that their partner likes porn, much less has a serious relationship with it. Ignorant as to any issue, they trust their lover unconditionally. They assume their partner understands that using porn, at least beyond a magazine like Playboy, is the equivalent of having an actual affair.

Wait... what?
-J-
 
2008-06-10 05:22:30 AM
9. He has a Fark handle
 
2008-06-10 05:23:27 AM
I'd want to see porn of her...

www.foxnews.com
 
2008-06-10 05:27:00 AM
Sign number nine: he's a Total Fark subscriber.
 
2008-06-10 05:27:37 AM
Lemon-Lime Malthus: You're a Mean Drunk R2D2: freakdiablo:
Yeah, people look at you funny if you whip it out in a public internet cafe.

So film it. Rule 37.

Rule 37 is that every MacGuyver invention must involve at least one(1) paperclip.


No it's:
Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo. Link - NSFW (new window)
 
2008-06-10 05:31:47 AM
I'm a guy. I don't like porn and I never really have. I was talking to a friend when the topic came up and I mentioned that I don't have a porn folder, movies or a "stash." After inquiring about what I do and don't like he said, "You don't like porn, you like art."

I'm ok with that.
 
2008-06-10 05:40:48 AM
Eight signs your relationship has issues.

1. You can't talk about porn (or watch it together)

I'm not saying I would want to date someone whose homepage is fleshbot or something, but if I am dating someone I don't see how this could be a boundary area.

Hell, even just The L Word sometimes ventures into quasi-porn territory. (Sadly, all too rarely...)
 
2008-06-10 05:41:29 AM
I've been lucky in finding girls who are into porn, so no need to hide anything. Hell I even had one girl who wanted to make porn, and not private stuff, she wanted to go commercial.

The only thing odd that I've done is asked my woman to stand on a corner so I could drive by and pick her up in a bus.
 
2008-06-10 05:44:48 AM
bonno: I'd hit it!


A pretty smile and flapjack titties does not equal hittable.
 
2008-06-10 05:45:07 AM
Oh noes, p0rnz is the devils!

We should ban p0rnz on teh intarwebs, for the freedom of everyone!
/republican space rangers!
 
2008-06-10 05:45:20 AM
you are su ch a geek
 
2008-06-10 05:48:12 AM
i81.photobucket.com


All you big boys check out my other related articles.....


FOXSexpert: Can You Eat Your Way to Better Sex?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,327265,00.html

FOXSexpert: 8 Ways to Fight Erectile Dysfunction

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352024,00.html

FOXSexpert... heheh...
 
2008-06-10 05:50:45 AM
nhcfark: FOXSexpert: Can You Eat Your Way to Better Sex?

Yes. Yes you can.
 
2008-06-10 05:52:36 AM
"I know, Iknow"...

quoting Craig Ferguson....
 
2008-06-10 05:57:03 AM
Porn is a big part of my(our)income. Marketing takes up a huge amount of time and if you decide to take a day off it sets you back 2 weeks.
 
2008-06-10 05:57:11 AM
nesler: Yes. Yes you can.

Yep. No question about it.

/Mistress™ has mentioned something about having my tongue bronzed if I were to pass at an early age.

//Not addicted to pronz. And I have more than you. trust me, I have more than you.

///Ex-Empornium Admin. Now I consider myself a "collector" and I provide my friends with pronz. Would rather read it (or write it) than watch it though.
 
2008-06-10 05:59:19 AM
i81.photobucket.com

no comment necessary?...
 
2008-06-10 05:59:27 AM
From TFA: Note: While some men and women may enjoy porn, and both can develop a problem with it, I'm going to use the pronoun "he" from here on out. I'm not being sexist; I am acknowledging the fact that about 75 to 85 percent of porn Web browsers are males (although the percentage of females is growing).

All right, then.

Now, I'm not going to be sexist and say that all homemakers are female, but since the majority are, no one will mind if I use the pronoun 'she' exclusively when I'm talking about homemakers, right?

Just another one of those 'it's ok when I do it, but not when you do it' situations.

(for the record, I am not trying to make MORE PC bullshiat. I am simply pointing out one of the MANY double standards associated with PC bullshiat. For all I care, everyone can use 'he', 'she', or 'it' exclusively for everything.)

/Political Correctness is total bullshiat.
//No, I'm not 'sensitive'
///No, I don't want to be.
 
2008-06-10 05:59:46 AM
Charlie Random Name: flapjack titties

tbn0.google.com
 
2008-06-10 06:01:12 AM
Lesbian spank inferno is not porn!
 
2008-06-10 06:01:14 AM
Minus the Rough sex, and those symptoms could also be attributed to being a TOTALFARKER
 
2008-06-10 06:03:16 AM
beer. porn. good.
 
2008-06-10 06:03:33 AM
Lemon-Lime Malthus: Rule 37 is that every MacGuyver invention must involve at least one(1) paperclip.

Is there porn involving MacGuyver and a paperclip?

/rule 34
 
2008-06-10 06:05:14 AM
rga184
eye and brain bleach needed now
 
2008-06-10 06:07:10 AM
7. Your partner is practically wed to the Internet.

DAMN YOU FARK!!!

/Pr0nz FTW
 
2008-06-10 06:09:28 AM
nhcfark: eye and brain bleach needed now

sorry, I realize the trauma that came associated with that, but it's all in the interest of academics.
 
2008-06-10 06:15:45 AM
I tried reading the article, but it's hard to do while your whacking off.
 
2008-06-10 06:16:30 AM
"Your parter is addicted to porn" also seems to fit "your looks are slipping". Pick whichever one is not your fault.
 
2008-06-10 06:25:00 AM
They assume their partner understands that using porn, at least beyond a magazine like Playboy, is the equivalent of having an actual affair.

Tried to read TFA, was completely derailed by this clunker. The assertion that using porn is equal to having an affair is ludicrous enough, but to say so and then give Playboy a free pass? WTF?
 
2008-06-10 06:26:44 AM
Peaves: I tried reading the article, but it's hard to do while your whacking off.

Amateur.
 
2008-06-10 06:27:02 AM
Sign number 9: During sex your partner pulls out and drains his spuds in your navel.
 
2008-06-10 06:28:03 AM
i81.photobucket.com

I'm a big fan of fish oil(omega-3 fatty acid). This isn't simply because I'm Icelandic. I take two tablets every morning because there are so many health benefits. So I was delighted when I learned that animal and human studies show that fish oil raises dopamine levels in the brain.

Why should you care about dopamine?

This hormone not only is good for one's cardio health and in combating depression - factors that can affect one's sexual gusto - but this neurotransmitter triggers lust.


http://www.sexualitysource.com/
 
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