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(ESPN)   Medical examiner rules death of steroid dealer who named NFL names a suicide. First he shot himself in the abdomen so he could do a little suffering before he ended it with a shot to the head. Ray Lewis still unavailable for comment   (sports.espn.go.com) divider line 110
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2008-06-06 02:55:21 PM  
Suicide*
 
2008-06-06 03:07:21 PM  
Oh god damn. Come on.
 
2008-06-06 03:09:35 PM  
Fishy conclusion is fishy.
 
2008-06-06 03:09:35 PM  
sssssssuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee
 
2008-06-06 03:10:44 PM  
Unlikely tag pouting.

Subby's headline accurate. Gutshooting oneself guarantees a little extra agony during your suicide efforts. I'm not really seeing the logic on that one here.

'Course, then again, a big strong muscly guy can stick a gun in your hand, grab your hand, force you to shoot yourself in the belly, then force you to shoot yourself in the head. You'd have powder residue on your hand and your fingerprints on the gun. Ta-da!

Just a hypothesis.
 
2008-06-06 03:11:18 PM  
strangeguitar: Suicide*

LOL
 
2008-06-06 03:11:18 PM  
He blew his brains out which made him dumb enough to shoot his stomach.
 
2008-06-06 03:24:28 PM  
Um...
 
2008-06-06 03:26:14 PM  
He got suicide lessons from the DC Madame
 
2008-06-06 03:29:12 PM  
Vince Foster would be getting a kick out of these replies b...b...but Clinton...
 
2008-06-06 03:43:53 PM  
It was probably a bank shot.
 
2008-06-06 03:58:52 PM  
srhp29: Vince Foster would be getting a kick out of these replies b...b...but Clinton...

I see my work here is done.
 
2008-06-06 04:00:33 PM  
letdogsvote:

A big strong muscly guy can stick a gun in your hand, grab your hand, force you to shoot yourself in the belly, then force you to shoot yourself in the head. You'd have powder residue on your hand and your fingerprints on the gun. Ta-da!

Just a hypothesis.


For the record, this guy juiced himself so I could see him killing the gal with him, but a suicide that starts with a self inflicted gut shot and ends with a bullet to the dome? I don't think so Tim...
 
2008-06-06 04:15:16 PM  
Of course he ruled it was suicide. Medical Examiners don't want to commit suicide either.
 
2008-06-06 04:24:22 PM  
oooh how cute, His and Her Myspace pages!

He looks like my old boss, and she looks like someone who once had severe self esteem issues...actually now that I think about it, they both do.
 
2008-06-06 04:30:10 PM  
oooh how cute, His and Her Myspace pages!

Was his nickname really "Bulletproof" or did someone actually change that after he "killed himself" with bullets? That's either an ironic nickname, or a fairly sick joke. Either way. I like it.
 
2008-06-06 04:36:59 PM  
well her page had been changed to reflect her death, his hadn't...Also how do people get their dead loved ones myspace & facebook passwords to update the pages after death?
 
2008-06-06 04:37:48 PM  
my guess would be that they either have a piece of paper taped under their keyboard, or it's a scene out of spaceballs.
 
2008-06-06 04:51:27 PM  
The medical examiner said Jacobs suffered a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the abdomen and the head. The final report is expected in the next 48 hours.

Oh come on. Do they really think anyone is gonna fall for this!?
 
2008-06-06 04:55:49 PM  
That's like the guy they found in Indiana in the cornfield a few years ago with 2 rifle rounds in his back. Suicide, yup.
 
2008-06-06 05:46:36 PM  
Good thing they found his body before it buried itself in a shallow grave.
 
2008-06-06 05:58:43 PM  
letdogsvote: 'Course, then again, a big strong muscly guy can stick a gun in your hand, grab your hand, force you to shoot yourself in the belly, then force you to shoot yourself in the head. You'd have powder residue on your hand and your fingerprints on the gun. Ta-da!

Just a hypothesis.


Reportedly, there's audiotape of the killer repeatedly saying "stop shooting yourself! stop shooting yourself!".

Chilling.
 
2008-06-06 05:58:47 PM  
mehtajr: Good thing they found his body before it buried itself in a shallow grave.

Or tried to dissolve itself in a playground sand box using lye.

/Both CSI and SVU used this plot... I saw them both on the same week in Spike and USA.
 
2008-06-06 06:28:11 PM  
Oh come on, he could just as well accidentally fell on those bullets ...
 
2008-06-06 06:28:37 PM  
I'd love to make a Vince Foster joke, but that would be tasteless.
 
2008-06-06 06:29:19 PM  
Tragic. When does Training Camp start?
 
2008-06-06 06:29:44 PM  
What the hell, is this being investigated by the Boulder police department?
 
2008-06-06 06:31:19 PM  
The headline gave me a headache. Now I need a drink to self medicate.
 
2008-06-06 06:31:31 PM  
capefeare.com
Unavailible to comment
/Hot-linked
//Obscure?
 
2008-06-06 06:31:53 PM  
mehtajr: Good thing they found his body before it buried itself in a shallow grave Giant's Stadium.

FTFY
 
2008-06-06 06:32:16 PM  
img501.imageshack.us
 
2008-06-06 06:32:26 PM  
How bout them Cowboys...

www.counterbias.com

Take a seat. St Peter quit.
 
2008-06-06 06:33:11 PM  
Ray Lewis's weapon of choice is a knife.
 
2008-06-06 06:33:13 PM  
I need a headline translator.
 
2008-06-06 06:33:17 PM  
ScottMpls

Oh come on, he could just as well accidentally fell on those bullets ...

Whatever. I'm not tasteless. I taste like chicken.
 
2008-06-06 06:33:45 PM  
Yes.... Suicide........

That makes perfect sense.
 
2008-06-06 06:35:53 PM  
Thakh: Unavailible to comment
/Hot-linked
//Obscure?/i> I demand responses!

 
2008-06-06 06:37:14 PM  
Foaming: Of course he ruled it was suicide. Medical Examiners don't want to commit suicide either.

LOL. This
 
2008-06-06 06:37:23 PM  
strangeguitar: Suicide*

Win.
 
2008-06-06 06:39:58 PM  
Cagey B: letdogsvote: 'Course, then again, a big strong muscly guy can stick a gun in your hand, grab your hand, force you to shoot yourself in the belly, then force you to shoot yourself in the head. You'd have powder residue on your hand and your fingerprints on the gun. Ta-da!

Just a hypothesis.

Reportedly, there's audiotape of the killer repeatedly saying "stop shooting yourself! stop shooting yourself!".

Chilling.


I lol'd
 
2008-06-06 06:40:30 PM  
Maybe he had his head up his butt when he shot himself?

/That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
//Hillary, is the chicken done yet?
 
2008-06-06 06:42:13 PM  
Suicide my ass.

Nobody can shoot himself in the head, then kill himself with a gut shot.
 
2008-06-06 06:42:56 PM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: Thakh: Unavailible to comment
/Hot-linked
//Obscure?/i> I demand responses!


Louie Beans
 
2008-06-06 06:43:31 PM  
My bad on the misquote...My quote should have been of...

McManus_brothers

I'd love to make a Vince Foster joke, but that would be tasteless.
 
2008-06-06 06:43:41 PM  
They need to tap the phone of the medical examiner and see who's twisting his arm.
 
2008-06-06 06:43:42 PM  
Are they sure he didn't fall down an elevator shaft, onto some bullets?

img387.imageshack.us
 
2008-06-06 06:46:52 PM  
Just saw her Myspace page.

What a waste of a hot dame.

/I'll have a seat over there
 
2008-06-06 06:47:28 PM  
Darlene Duffy, 57, who lives around the corner from Jacobs, said she was in her backyard around 2:30 Wednesday afternoon when she heard what sounded like six gunshots.

"It was like a pop, pop, pop and then a pop, pop, pop," Duffy said. "It was rapid and kind of quick."


http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/06/sports/football/06jacobs.html?ref=sports
 
2008-06-06 06:51:46 PM  
But I must know: how was the anus?
 
2008-06-06 06:56:11 PM  
The U.S. has nothing on the Russians when it comes to "suicides".
 
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