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(Some Boulderite)   "I was drinking alcohol there, and then I don't remember what happened after that." Cops remember assault, unlawful sexual contact, obstruction of a telephone, indecent exposure and Chicago Bears Crocs   (dailycamera.com) divider line 122
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2008-06-06 03:43:21 PM  
Hey look an ITG in the article's comments

Posted by holyshiattake on June 6, 2008 at 9:26 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Man, that was just about the time I was getting off of work driving down Broadway. If i woulda seen the poor kid he would have seen my concealed weapon come unconcealed. More people in this town need to carry cause of shiattakes like this kid.
 
2008-06-06 03:43:25 PM  
PCP is a helluva drug.
 
2008-06-06 03:46:10 PM  
i32.photobucket.com
PCP makes people act strangely.
 
2008-06-06 03:46:24 PM  
benlonghair: Yep, it's a damned good thing that the law of the land keeps the devil marijuana off the street while alcohol is legal.

[/threadjack]


Look at that picture and tell me that guy didnt smoke pot at the party before he went out on the streets for his after-party..
 
2008-06-06 03:46:24 PM  
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
 
2008-06-06 03:46:55 PM  
duke sucks
 
2008-06-06 03:47:15 PM  
Okay, okay... Who would win: Ditka or a hurricane named Ditka?
 
2008-06-06 03:47:23 PM  
Farkin'round: Cheba Hut?

That. Uh, dude. Yeah.....
 
2008-06-06 03:47:54 PM  
Farkin'round: Cheba Hut?

Great, I really needed an old "Tone Loc" song in my head on a Friday afternon....
 
2008-06-06 03:48:12 PM  
In other words...Friday night in Boulder.
 
2008-06-06 03:48:49 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic - I used to knock crocs for the obvious reasons till I put some on and it felt better than being barefoot. I didn't think anything felt better than being barefoot.

QFT. I still think they're ugly as sin. I consider them one of the few function over form items I own.
 
2008-06-06 03:49:11 PM  
how come this kinda thing never happens to me? :(

/jealous
//of the chick
///woof
 
2008-06-06 03:50:41 PM  
Suicidal Writer: Boulder police

One of the most inept police departments in the country. Find out who killed Jon Benet!


It was suicide. Get over it.
 
2008-06-06 03:50:51 PM  
Cagey B: People who wear Chicago Bears Crocs are proof that we are utterly alone in a meaningless cosmos, hurtling inevitably towards imminent oblivion as God just stares.

I lol-ed.

And then cried.
 
2008-06-06 03:51:21 PM  
ScottMpls: Suicidal Writer: Boulder police

One of the most inept police departments in the country. Find out who killed Jon Benet!

It was suicide. Get over it.


I lol'd.

At work.

That makes you a double asshat
 
2008-06-06 03:53:37 PM  
Dip Sheeeeeeit...

Looks like the Cheba Hut may well be the High Point of his now Farked career...

I guess his new Major will be in Butt Sects with a Minor in Lip Service.

-NM
 
2008-06-06 03:54:57 PM  
TheNewJesus: I apparently really jacked up my tailbone Sat. night. I have no idea how I did it.

Blacked out buttsex. A bunch of guys didnt know if they were gay or not so they tried it out. You are now a video star.
 
2008-06-06 03:55:22 PM  
If I saw a hippy attacking a women in the street, Im quite sure I would gain incredible super powers and then would absolutely beat the ever loving crap out of the hippy. I hope this kid goes to jail for a long time. I dont are how drunk you get, you dont do that kind of thing to somebody unless your sick or violent minded.
 
2008-06-06 03:55:33 PM  
The aristocrats?
 
2008-06-06 03:55:46 PM  
He does NOT have the look of marijuanna!
His eyes are clear - it's more likely PCP.
 
2008-06-06 03:55:52 PM  
UnderMyThumb221: PCP is a helluva drug.

I posted that on the original Camera story http://www.dailycamera.com/news/2008/jun/02/man-arrested-threatening-driver-stri pping-naked/

Same story, different comments
 
2008-06-06 03:56:37 PM  
Party on Wayne.
 
2008-06-06 03:57:11 PM  
Honestly though, I bet the girl learned a good lesson about shutting the hell up. A single girl alone at 2am and you are going to roll down the window and scream at some drunk guys. Darwin would be happy.
 
2008-06-06 03:58:22 PM  
Constance Velocity: BobtheFascist: WTF? Violent hippies?

Psst. I'll let you in on a little secret. People co-opt the hippie culture to mask their internal rage.

True!


/ftfy
 
2008-06-06 03:59:29 PM  
I blame his invisible friend Dave.
 
2008-06-06 03:59:41 PM  
Boulder Colorado. A couple square miles of hallucination surrounded by reality.
 
2008-06-06 03:59:54 PM  
jacqofhearts: He does NOT have the look of marijuanna!
His eyes are clear - it's more likely PCP.


Or both. He looks like a case of "What was it ? I took it" to me.
 
2008-06-06 04:00:43 PM  
Honestly though, I bet the girl learned a good lesson about shutting the hell up. A single girl alone at 2am and you are going to roll down the window and scream at some drunk guys. Darwin would be happy.

wow seriously?

I mean yea you gotta be careful, but hes a hippy ass dude wearing a tie dye shirt. Thats not exactly threatening. Im sure the worst she expected was perhaps having to endure the stench of marijuana all over his body. But to attack her. If shes stupid about anything, its not driving the car away when the guys comes at you. maybe take him for little ride.
 
2008-06-06 04:02:40 PM  
Disselhorst is suspected of reaching in the woman's open driver-side window, grabbing her chest, choking her and then dragging her out of the vehicle.

i38.photobucket.com
approves
 
2008-06-06 04:03:57 PM  
+10

This deserves to be entered as one of the nominees for 2008 Fark headline of the year.
 
2008-06-06 04:05:03 PM  
tuna fingers: Anyone else realize that his eyebrows are exactly one disposable razor width apart?

hehe good catch.
 
2008-06-06 04:05:54 PM  
emocomputerjock: Obstruction of a telephone?

yeah I was wondering about that also. WTF does that mean?
 
2008-06-06 04:06:42 PM  
EWreckedSean: Honestly though, I bet the girl learned a good lesson about shutting the hell up. A single girl alone at 2am and you are going to roll down the window and scream at some drunk guys. Darwin would be happy.

She didnt deserve what she got, but yeah. You do enough stopping rolling down your window and screaming at drunks something is eventually going to happen. And it probably wont be good. Same goes for screaming at sber people but it will likely take longer to see results.
 
2008-06-06 04:07:48 PM  
nrdgrl: Cagey B: People who wear Chicago Bears Crocs are proof that we are utterly alone in a meaningless cosmos, hurtling inevitably towards imminent oblivion as God just stares.

I lol-ed.

And then cried.


Well played. Well played indeed.
 
2008-06-06 04:08:44 PM  
MacNasty: emocomputerjock: Obstruction of a telephone?

yeah I was wondering about that also. WTF does that mean?


He probably grabbed her cellphone (in between handfulls of tit and throat) to prevent her from calling the cops.
 
2008-06-06 04:09:06 PM  
MacNasty: emocomputerjock: Obstruction of a telephone?

yeah I was wondering about that also. WTF does that mean?


You don't remember from high school? We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Rollover Minutes?
I guess it was throwing her cell phone on the ground.
 
2008-06-06 04:10:23 PM  
i257.photobucket.com

are these his parents?
 
2008-06-06 04:10:28 PM  
TA DA!
 
2008-06-06 04:14:16 PM  
Cagey B: People who wear Chicago Bears Crocs are proof that we are utterly alone in a meaningless cosmos, hurtling inevitably towards imminent oblivion as there is no God just stares.

Much better.
 
2008-06-06 04:15:33 PM  
The only thing worse than kitchen workers wearing their crocs for a night out on the town store is Yuppy women wearing their riding boots to buy groceries.


farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2008-06-06 04:18:28 PM  
uknowzit: The only thing worse than kitchen workers wearing their crocs for a night out on the town store is Yuppy women wearing their riding boots to buy groceries.

Close, Uggz are worse.
 
2008-06-06 04:19:39 PM  
Suicidal Writer: Boulder police

One of the most inept police departments in the country. Find out who killed Jon Benet!


Some Puerto Rican guy.
 
2008-06-06 04:20:28 PM  
the attack happened when the victim asked Disselhorst and another man - after they walked in front of her car - "Do you guys want to get killed?"

The woman said she thought, "This will be the end of me," according to police.

Disselhorst, whom the victim described as a "hippie" wearing a tie-dye shirt, khaki shorts and Chicago Bears Crocs


Not saying this cro-mag is innocent, but I'm sure someone who makes judgments on another university students dress would be so dispationate when involved in an argument over who had the right of way.

Let me propose an alternate theory. Drunk idiot and friend step out onto a dead street at 2am, woman, driving home from bar while on the phone nearly misses them. Heated argument ensues, he reaches into the car to grab her phone, she accusses him of grabbing breast. He struggles with passerbyes and in the struggle his shirt is torn off, others report seeing him naked.

That or PCP, which probably seems more likely. However, I hate it when someone involved in an argument but on the right side of the law says something like "it was then I raelized I'd never be able to feed and educate orphans again" when you know they're really thinking "if I had a gun."
 
2008-06-06 04:20:58 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic: Cagey B: People who wear Chicago Bears Crocs are proof that we are utterly alone in a meaningless cosmos, hurtling inevitably towards imminent oblivion as God just stares.


I used to knock crocs for the obvious reasons till I put some on and it felt better than being barefoot. I didn't think anything felt better than being barefoot.


I made fun of them too..mercilessly.. then I put them on. I have had almost crippling foot pains for 3 years, the crocs make them disappear.
 
2008-06-06 04:21:48 PM  
Captain Darling: Suicidal Writer: Boulder police

One of the most inept police departments in the country. Find out who killed Jon Benet!

Some Puerto Rican guy.


I think they were asian...


/nothing is obscure on fark
 
2008-06-06 04:22:19 PM  
He'll have plenty of time to remember what happened when he is in jail, and then when he presumably spends the rest of his post-jail life as a registered sex offender.
 
2008-06-06 04:22:51 PM  
Is PCP even a real drug? I've done lots of different drugs in my past but I've never had or seen PCP. If I did, I would've tried it.
 
2008-06-06 04:26:47 PM  
airzonk: Is PCP even a real drug? I've done lots of different drugs in my past but I've never had or seen PCP. If I did, I would've tried it.


www.wichitagov.org

I had to look it up.

I'd heard of it obviously.. but I don't know how it's taken, or what it makes you feel like.
 
2008-06-06 04:29:49 PM  
Wearing Bears Crocs? The woman should have just hit him and put him out of his misery.
 
2008-06-06 04:30:20 PM  
MissFarksAlot: airzonk: Is PCP even a real drug? I've done lots of different drugs in my past but I've never had or seen PCP. If I did, I would've tried it.


I'd heard of it obviously.. but I don't know how it's taken, or what it makes you feel like.

People dip weed in it. Referred to as "getting wet" like in Training Day. Slows things down.
 
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