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(Some Guy)   Introducing, in the red corner, fighting with black and gold trunks... Evander, the Real Deal, Homelessmaaaaaan   (wsbtv.com) divider line 61
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2008-06-06 06:25:45 AM
An ex-boxer blowing all his money? That's unpossible!
 
2008-06-06 06:25:52 AM
Holyfield has done the impossible. He is now more of a laughing stock than Mike Tyson.
 
2008-06-06 06:29:35 AM
media1.msnbc.com
 
2008-06-06 06:37:36 AM
Holyshiat...
 
2008-06-06 07:25:47 AM
Boxing's been good to me, Howard...
 
2008-06-06 08:02:22 AM
eerie.
 
2008-06-06 08:04:59 AM
how much of that "child support" actually spent raising that child? My guess is about 0.5%. The rest is spent on fake nails and weave
 
2008-06-06 08:05:44 AM
john_d_corr: An ex-boxer blowing all his money? That's unpossible!

I dunno, George Foreman seems to be doing pretty well for himself.
 
2008-06-06 08:12:03 AM
He's always been a dick.

The reverend
 
2008-06-06 08:17:51 AM
And now the hookers and hoes know how he feels.
 
2008-06-06 08:43:22 AM
FTFA: The 104-room, 54,000-square-foot home...

WTF? A 104 room house? My wife and I have a five bedroom house with a finished basement and there has got to be at least 2 rooms I never go into. They aren't even for storage, just... there. How the fark does a guys buy a 104 room house? I'm all for letting people blow their own money but get a grip man!
 
2008-06-06 09:27:09 AM
The farking twat has NINE children, 5 out of wedlock.


I have no sympathy for him. For them, yes. For him, ZERO.
 
2008-06-06 09:38:42 AM
The sad part is he'll get a title shot in a few months, bank several million dollars and we'll be reading the "repeat" of this article again by 2010.
 
2008-06-06 09:41:06 AM
Bring back breakfast buddies!
 
2008-06-06 09:42:15 AM
Ha, I've been in that house. My son was on one of his son's football teams. Go to go there for a birthday party. Evander made an apperance for about 10 minutes and then disapperaed back upstairs. He's got a security house at the gate, someone is there 24/7. It is a HUGE house.

Don't feel sorry for his kids. They seemed to be well taken care of.
 
2008-06-06 09:42:31 AM
First Ed McMann now Holyfield? This is Bush's fault.
 
2008-06-06 09:46:17 AM
TeddyBallGame: FTFA: The 104-room, 54,000-square-foot home...

WTF? A 104 room house? My wife and I have a five bedroom house with a finished basement and there has got to be at least 2 rooms I never go into. They aren't even for storage, just... there. How the fark does a guys buy a 104 room house? I'm all for letting people blow their own money but get a grip man!


I've got a 3 bedroom house with two rooms I never go into. What the hell do you do w/ 104 rooms?
 
2008-06-06 09:47:01 AM
He makes MC Hammer look smart.
 
2008-06-06 09:53:23 AM
I should head over to the court house, maybe they will take $150,000.
 
2008-06-06 09:59:25 AM
Played football with a few of his nephews, and met him a few times. He's *tiny*. He's just as mumble mush mouth dumb in person as he is on TV. Hell of a fighter though, one of the best ever. You'd never know standing next to him he was once the baddest man on the planet.

The article says at *least* 9 kids, which I am sure is a conservative estimate.

I grew up a mile from his house, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

/obligatory
 
2008-06-06 10:00:25 AM
Go Fast Turn Left: TeddyBallGame: FTFA: The 104-room, 54,000-square-foot home...

WTF? A 104 room house? My wife and I have a five bedroom house with a finished basement and there has got to be at least 2 rooms I never go into. They aren't even for storage, just... there. How the fark does a guys buy a 104 room house? I'm all for letting people blow their own money but get a grip man!

I've got a 3 bedroom house with two rooms I never go into. What the hell do you do w/ 104 rooms?


Maybe he was just planning ahead for his future kids.
 
2008-06-06 10:01:26 AM
Tom_Slick: I should head over to the court house, maybe they will take $150,000.

Oh they will. Every month for the property taxes....
 
2008-06-06 10:02:25 AM
www.gameland.ru

Last seen laughing his balls off ............... again.
 
2008-06-06 10:05:19 AM
ksig112: I grew up a mile from his house, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

His Christmas lights were great weren't they? You cant buy class.
 
2008-06-06 10:09:52 AM
debug: Oh they will. Every month for the property taxes....

I don't think the taxes in Fayette County are that bad. Certainly not as high as mine are in Buford.
 
2008-06-06 10:17:49 AM
mikemoto: Holyfield has done the impossible. He is now more of a laughing stock than Mike Tyson.

Umm, no. They're pretty much in the same position, except Holyfield hasn't done jail time, and, more to the point, he kicked Mike's ass twice.

/Tyson = most overrated athlete of all time
 
2008-06-06 10:18:32 AM
Tom_Slick: His Christmas lights were great weren't they?

My best friend lives at most 2 miles from his place in the Fayette County direction. The friend said the lights are a sight and that I needed to see them. Shame I won't get to see them. I've seen the house a few times and all I can think is I wish I could even imagine owning a place that big.
 
2008-06-06 10:25:14 AM
peachy92: My best friend lives at most 2 miles from his place in the Fayette County direction. The friend said the lights are a sight and that I needed to see them. Shame I won't get to see them. I've seen the house a few times and all I can think is I wish I could even imagine owning a place that big.

I went to high school in PTC, my parents still live there, his lights would win a tacky contest in any state.
 
2008-06-06 10:26:04 AM
You know who else was a stressed-out fighter living in Fayetteville, GA...
 
2008-06-06 10:30:19 AM
the biggest redneck here: Tyson = most overrated athlete of all time

Ummm....No.
50-6, the youngest title holder ever, won his first 19 pro bouts by knockout (12 of them in the first round), and beat nearly every single top contender in his generation.

He's an emotional mess, but up until Holyfield/Tyson I, he was one of the best fighters of all-time.

If he had been surrounded by a higher quality of people (who helped him make better decisions), he would have been without a doubt the greatest fighter ever in the history of the sport, IMO.

Still, given his past and future troubles, there's no way he is or was overrated
 
2008-06-06 10:38:18 AM
Tom_Slick: I went to high school in PTC, my parents still live there, his lights would win a tacky contest in any state.

He didn't say they were great. He just said they were a sight. No matter what, still a shame I can't see them to judge for myself.

Wananah: You know who else was a stressed-out fighter living in Fayetteville, GA...

LOL And it's such a shame that dysfunctional sports stars is what that county is best known for in the national public eye. I've enjoyed my visits up there and can't wait to return there this weekend.
 
2008-06-06 10:38:34 AM
The Bestest: I dunno, George Foreman seems to be doing pretty well for himself.

Actually, George Foreman was on the verge of bankruptcy once as well.

Link (new window)
 
2008-06-06 10:44:52 AM
peachy92: He didn't say they were great. He just said they were a sight. No matter what, still a shame I can't see them to judge for myself.

That was the point they were horrible, they looked like he hired the local trailer park to decorate.
 
2008-06-06 10:46:33 AM
No one, I repeat NO ONE needs a 104 room 54,000 sq ft. home.

Suck it up Holyfield
 
2008-06-06 10:53:57 AM
Foreclosure != Homeless

/Just sayin'
 
2008-06-06 10:56:42 AM
I'm looking forward to Holyfield's return to the ring...

blog.bingpool.com
 
2008-06-06 11:02:30 AM
I gotta say.... $10 mill seems like a pretty reasonable deal for a 54,000sf house.
 
2008-06-06 11:03:39 AM
mar19: Ummm....No.
50-6, the youngest title holder ever, won his first 19 pro bouts by knockout (12 of them in the first round), and beat nearly every single top contender in his generation.

He's an emotional mess, but up until Holyfield/Tyson I, he was one of the best fighters of all-time.


Name a single historically significant win Tyson had. Just one. And blown up middleweights that peed themselves on the way to the ring don't count. You can't do it, because he doesn't have one.

Like I said, most overrated athlete of all time, the very notion that Tyson is a historically significant boxer is a joke. He beat only tomato cans, and was beaten by tomato cans himself.
 
2008-06-06 11:37:59 AM
the biggest redneck here: Name a single historically significant win Tyson had. Just one. And blown up middleweights that peed themselves on the way to the ring don't count. You can't do it, because he doesn't have one.

I need a definition of tomato can.
Surely you don't think Trevor Berbick, Tony Tubbs, Francois Botha, Tony Tucker, Larry Holmes and Michael Spinks are tomato cans. There are more but I'll stop there for now.

Historical significance: Tyson knocked out Michael Spinks in the first round. Spinks only loss of his career. Spinks is also ranked by Ring Magazine as a Top 50 fighter of all time.
Historical significance: Tyson/Seldon fight was the site of Tupac's murder. Not the kind of historical significance you're looking for but significant nonetheless.
Historical significance: Tyson beat Tyrell Biggs, a two-time Olympic Gold Medalist.

I'm sure you don't agree with any of this, because you obviously know very little about boxing, other than what you read in USA Today.
Look, I'm not a Tyson fan but I am a boxing fan. To say Mike Tyson is a historically insignificant fighter is absurd. He's easily a Top 20 Heavyweight of all-time. No Question. Ring Magazine has him at No. 14. In several others, he's a Top 10. Larry Holmes, ranked above Tyson in all of them, was beat by Tyson.
It's your opinion that he's overrated, but you're wrong.
 
2008-06-06 11:40:48 AM
barneyfifesbullet: He makes MC Hammer look smart.

i lol'd
 
2008-06-06 11:44:16 AM
just out of curiosity to those of you in the know, is this what 54,000 sf looks like from above?
 
2008-06-06 11:45:22 AM
Link (new window)

/must learn to preview
 
2008-06-06 11:53:42 AM
media1.msnbc.com


Aw Jeez, not this shiat again.
 
2008-06-06 11:56:44 AM
You have GOT to be kidding. Frans Botha? Jesus. Tyrell Biggs?!?! Yeah, there's a historically significant victory.

And don't mention that Tyson was getting his ass beat by Tucker until he broke his hand.

And like I said, middleweights (Spinks) don't count.

Seriously, when you pull "one of his fights happened where a rapper got shot" as one of your main points of his historical significance... well, that says it all.

Your quote was that Tyson "was one of the best fighters of all-time." Of course, when asked for historically significant wins, you pull out Botha, Spinks, and Tucker (who a lot think he lost to). Oh, and he was once in a building where a rapper got shot. Right. Historical credentials if there ever were some.

The fact is that Tyson never beat a single fighter of historical significance (unless you count Larry Holmes' geriatric shell) that was anywhere close to truly being in his weight class. Spin it any way you want, but that's just truth. Oh, and he got his ass whooped by a bunch of tomato cans.
 
2008-06-06 12:18:19 PM
When you have utility bills that total over 1.2 million every year, it's bound to catch up with you.

My grandparents, at one time, owned the water system that ran to Holyfield's guest house (a mansion once belonging to Dr. Gupta), his gym, dog pen, stables, and the first security gate. We couldn't extend the system to his new mansion because his new fountain/house would drop the pressure for all the inhabitants of the subdivision across the street (Dix Lee 'On). He paid my grandparents over 100k every year for the water used on his old property... we got more than his kids.
 
2008-06-06 12:28:13 PM
So, this time it was Holyfield who bit off more than he could chew?
 
2008-06-06 02:29:47 PM
the biggest redneck here: The fact is that Tyson never beat a single fighter of historical significance (unless you count Larry Holmes' geriatric shell) that was anywhere close to truly being in his weight class. Spin it any way you want, but that's just truth. Oh, and he got his ass whooped by a bunch of tomato cans.

Out of curiosity, who COULD Tyson have fought in his era that you would consider a "historically significant" win?
 
2008-06-06 02:40:50 PM
Lewis, Holyfield, and Bowe would all qualify. Of course, he stepped in the ring with two of these guys a total of three times and got rolled. Bad.
 
2008-06-06 03:10:00 PM
the biggest redneck here: Lewis, Holyfield, and Bowe would all qualify. Of course, he stepped in the ring with two of these guys a total of three times and got rolled. Bad.

The Lewis and Holyfield fights were well after Tyson was out of his prime.

I think Don-King era Tyson was very over-rated. Pre-King Tyson would have destroyed Holyfield. Maybe not Lewis because Lewis had a nine thousand inch reach advantage.
 
2008-06-06 03:44:28 PM
Daniels: The Lewis and Holyfield fights were well after Tyson was out of his prime.

This is a common ridiculous argument made by Tyson apologizers. What they fail to realize is that Lewis is one year older and Holyfield older than Tyson by FOUR years. When they first met, Tyson was barely 30, and Holyfield was 34. And Holyfield beat him like a drum. Same thing a year later, when Tyson was 31 and Holyfield was 35, only Tyson found a way to run out of the ring. And all this was after Holyfield had been through absolute wars with Bowe (three times), Moorer, Foreman, and the like. So that argument not only doesn't hold water, but it's laughable and flies in the face of reality. One of those fighters might have had an excuse about being old and worn down when they fought, but it sure as hell wasn't Tyson.

Lewis was also obviously older than Tyson when they met. And despite having somewhat of a glass chin (one punch knockout losses at the hands of all-time legends Hasim Rahman and Oliver McCall), he has ZERO fear of Tyson and kept him standing up for target practice just to prove a point.

Pre-King Tyson has enough problems with James "Bunkin' Donuts" Douglas and Tony Tucker. He did beat Pinklon Thomas, though. And a "heavyweight" titleholder who was fighting at 170 a couple years earlier.

Seriously, there's just no way anyone who's being intellectually honest with themselves can say that Tyson is anything even close to a historically significant heavyweight based on his record and not all the hype around knocking around a bunch of guys like Pinklon Thomas.
 
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