Damn, I'll never be able to forget this.

I hate you.

Mostly because I didn't think of it myself. Bravo, subby. +1

Clap

Ah, I see what you did there...

*groan*

I hate you so much.

/+1

faux paw indeed.
well done, subby!

Worst....pun.....ever.

The headline should have been trunk-cated.

haha, nice.

My Uncle entered a spitting contest but didn't win. It's okay though because he didn't expect to rate.

Kinda like

*snerk*

/milk in nose

Now, subby, I don't use the term hero very often. But you are the greatest hero in American history.

damn you

Good headline.

Another fine selection from the category of "rejected Jay Leno jokes."

I just imagine the headline as read by Mitch Hedburg. And I think, "alright".

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But I laughed so +1.

Brilliant subby!

equal parts face palm and win

Mrbogey: I just imagine the headline as read by Mitch Hedburg. And I think, "alright".

Thanks for fixin that for me!

lawl pewp

Fox pas?

I LOVE YOU SUBBY

you can have buttsecks w/ my gf. i've not laughed like that at a headline in ages!


rofl lmao etc

Leave subby alone! That was a funny headline.

oy!

Don't think you can pass this off under the umbrella of elitist foreign language humor--this pun shall not stand.

You're reaching a bit too far with that one subby.

I am ambivalent about the pun.

I came for baby elephant pics.

Thank you megarobotsloot.

No, no...Subby gets the applause sign.

/clap

This wasn't an accident. I ordered an elephant leg sandwich.

Nice, subby, nice.

It's cool that they got that to work.
I know the two animals walk differently, so its not simply the same problems, but still, with all the additionall money/technology the racing industry has access to, you'd think some sort of splint or prosthetic limb (or heck, one of those wheel deals that canine amputees get) or whatever could be made for a racehorse with a broken leg, instead of just killing it like they did.


/Why yes, I eat hamburgers, why do you ask?

Headline is win, that is all.

Who gets the wastebasket?

Subby gave me a contusion on my Punny bone.

Genevieve Marie: This lame ass joke went green?

Punching yourself for not thinking of it?

+1

haha, i thought the the previous submitter with the Phuc'n Bich headline was good.....

Subby is chock full of feel good WIN.

Thanks.

gross^^