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2008-06-05 08:32:34 PM  
"Girl, you need to take that weave back to the pawnshop."
2008-06-05 08:46:32 PM  
Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
2008-06-05 09:03:52 PM  
"biatch stole my fish"
2008-06-05 09:10:39 PM  
Please! Please! Ladies! Marquess of Queensberry rules!
2008-06-05 09:28:02 PM  
In other news, the Obama campaign suffered some setbacks today...
2008-06-05 09:36:54 PM  
"You stay the HELL away from Lootie, biatch! He MY man now!"
2008-06-05 10:16:27 PM  
My granny taught me this technique of getting gum out....
2008-06-05 11:51:42 PM  
There can be only one!

One "Peaches," that is. Otherwise, it gets confusing.
2008-06-06 12:28:10 AM  
"So I was braiding her hair, and somehow mine got caught up in it..."
2008-06-06 12:46:57 AM  
Hold still or I'll cross-thread your neck and we'll never get your head back on.
2008-06-06 01:34:42 AM  
For those without health insurance in America's inner cities, the separation of conjoined twins is a dangerous and often brutal procedure.
2008-06-06 02:01:02 AM  
"You got your peanut butter in my chocolate!" "You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!"
2008-06-06 06:44:26 AM  
2008-06-06 06:48:10 AM  
Left Foot Red

Right Hand Orange!
2008-06-06 06:49:27 AM  

2008-06-06 06:49:58 AM  
"No matter how hard you try, you ain't gunna fit in my ear!!"
2008-06-06 06:49:59 AM  
...and this is why you don't use arm pit hair for weaves

/next week, we'll explore the dangers of pubic weaves
2008-06-06 06:52:21 AM  
Philosophy debates are a little different at community college.
2008-06-06 06:52:42 AM  
"Hillary! Hillary! Hillary!" "No, biatch, Barack!"
2008-06-06 06:55:20 AM  
It was at that very moment when Monique and Unique ruefully comprehended the warning on the boxes containing their new, high-fashion earrings:

Caution! Contains neodymium. Use with care.
2008-06-06 07:06:58 AM  
Tellz mey ... Howz I lookz wit a beard?

Wrong an-sa biatch
2008-06-06 07:09:18 AM  
Ladies and Gentlemen in attendance and those watching around the world

Welcome to tonights WWE MAIN EVENT...

In the dark shirt and tan shorts, Fe'male the twisted neck hunchback

Her opponent in the yellow shirt with one nip pointing up and the other pointing down, Weavine the blind hair taster

This cage match is for the WWE Inner City Trailer Park Champion of World

2008-06-06 07:11:22 AM  
When keeping it real goes wrong
2008-06-06 07:12:45 AM  
Dammit biatch I saids to serve da WHITE wine wit da fish!
2008-06-06 07:13:09 AM  

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"I already tol' you Evelyn Waugh wents to Hertford college, Oxford, not Oriel College, now I won' axe you a'gin TAKE IT BACK!"

2008-06-06 07:23:48 AM  
"But if a butterfly flaps its wings over Tibet it can change the weather here and for all time. This is all due to the theory of chaos. Why can't you just accept it for what it is? I insist that you concede your position."
2008-06-06 07:29:18 AM  
"Porsha is da Name Da Streets Aint Da Same Beef If You Wont U Get Put In A Frame Obituary Funeral U Dont Look Da Same So Chill Wit Dat Beef"

/From here (new window)
//It's not hard to be ashamed of this city
2008-06-06 07:35:47 AM  
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2008-06-06 07:36:12 AM  
"It's pronounced 'shrimp', not 'skrimp' you walking stereotype!"
2008-06-06 07:49:24 AM  
2008-06-06 08:07:42 AM  
Demons, you'd better get the hell outta my child!
2008-06-06 08:08:08 AM  
Left feets teefs red
2008-06-06 08:08:27 AM  
"biatch! where di' you get my old weave at?"

//when I read the headline, I was hoping for an early start to caturday!
2008-06-06 08:20:03 AM  
"Soul Glow!"..."Jheri Curl!".."Soul Glow!"...Jheri Curl!"
2008-06-06 08:24:44 AM  
2008-06-06 08:30:45 AM  
"Beeeyatch, those Lipizzaner stallions are from Spain, not Portugal!"
2008-06-06 08:35:35 AM  
"You...*scuffle scuffle* are a most uncouth Patagonian! Good day, biatch!"

*slap* "I SAID GOOD DAY!!!"
2008-06-06 08:55:27 AM  
"Look be-ach I done CARRIED you to the damn store, now get off it's my turn for a piggy back ride!"
2008-06-06 09:01:20 AM  
You posed to axe permission!
2008-06-06 09:02:48 AM  
Damn right biatch, I'm going to vote for that white guy republican just to piss you off...
2008-06-06 09:07:54 AM  
"Girl, you stole my food stamps... They is important to my 6 kids"

"Biatch, I has my own food stamp"
2008-06-06 09:08:41 AM  
Keynes did not favor lower capital gains taxes, biatch!
2008-06-06 09:13:24 AM  
We'll be back with more of The View, after these messages....
2008-06-06 09:14:42 AM  
It's still real to me, damnit!!!
2008-06-06 09:16:08 AM  
When someone said that Sequeesha had "rocks in her head", LaChanterelle got the wrong idea.
2008-06-06 09:17:21 AM  
"Pitt the Elder!"
"Lord Palmerston!"
"Pitt the Elder!"
"Lord Palmerston!"
2008-06-06 09:22:03 AM  
You shut your whore mouth when biatches be talkin'!
2008-06-06 09:30:49 AM  
"Nom nom nom..."

"Pitt the Elder!"
"Lord Palmerston!"
"Pitt the Elder!"
"Lord Palmerston!"

gets my vote
2008-06-06 09:36:37 AM  
2008-06-06 09:38:29 AM  
"She's in an excellent position here. Her ground and pound is very strong." -Joe Rogan
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