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(Washington Post)   Actual headlines appearing on the same page of the newspaper: "Clinton pullout likely Saturday"; "Decline in tenn sex levels off, survey shows". Submitter wants to know if the two have anything to do with one another   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 111
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2008-06-05 04:36:50 PM  
So this means people in Tennessee have found their happy place as far as how much sex to have?
 
2008-06-05 04:47:55 PM  
Is tenn sex from Tennessee, or some new kind of group thing?
 
2008-06-05 04:49:56 PM  
oldebayer: Is tenn sex from Tennessee, or some new kind of group thing?

Group sex in Tennessee only happens when you can get the whole herd in the barn.
 
2008-06-05 04:54:13 PM  
Lane83: Group sex in Tennessee only happens when you can get the whole herd in the barn.

"Tennessee group sex" is also generally referred to as "a family reunion."
 
2008-06-05 04:56:06 PM  
Cyberluddite: Lane83: Group sex in Tennessee only happens when you can get the whole herd in the barn.

"Tennessee group sex" is also generally referred to as "a family reunion."


www.musicremedy.com

Would like to have a word with you.
 
2008-06-05 04:57:28 PM  
All of the 12 year old boys who frequent Fark will be very pleased with this clever headline.
 
2008-06-05 04:57:37 PM  
EriksMom: Would like to have a word with you.

they look angry

must be Hillary supporters
 
2008-06-05 04:58:17 PM  
Isn't it fun when the headline is better with a typo than it would have been without it?
 
2008-06-05 04:58:19 PM  
Pulling out is the tinfoil hat atheists wear.....
 
2008-06-05 04:58:39 PM  
Githerax: All of the 12 year old boys who frequent Fark will be very pleased with this clever headline.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH HEADLINE IS TEH FUNNAY
 
2008-06-05 04:58:40 PM  
tenn sex? guess the cousins will be lonely from now on :(
 
2008-06-05 04:59:22 PM  
i prefer 1/tenn sex.
 
2008-06-05 04:59:31 PM  
SUBMITTER: You try way, way, WAY too hard.


/gtfbacktoschool
 
2008-06-05 04:59:52 PM  
Githerax: All of the 12 year old boys who frequent Fark will be very pleased with this clever headline.

Do you come to this site for the highbrow content?

If so you're doing it wrong.
 
2008-06-05 04:59:58 PM  
submitter: "Clinton pullout likely Saturday"; "Decline in tenn sex levels off, survey shows". Submitter wants to know if the two have anything to do with one another

The marriages where one spouse is a Clinton supporter and the other is an Obama supporter will stop withholding sex from each other.
 
2008-06-05 05:00:16 PM  
medius
EriksMom: Would like to have a word with you.

they look angry

must be Hillary supporters


I misplaced by hillary supporter. Had to go back to an athletic supporter.
 
2008-06-05 05:01:19 PM  
When a clinton pulls out, cover your dress.

/hooray 90's jokes!
 
2008-06-05 05:01:22 PM  
People from Tennessee may want to start working on their sex drive.
 
2008-06-05 05:02:10 PM  
larrimo: People from Tennessee may want to start working on their sex drive.

Speak for yourself buddy.
 
2008-06-05 05:02:37 PM  
"Clinton pullout likely Saturday"
"Note to self: bring blue dress to dry cleaners Monday"
 
2008-06-05 05:03:32 PM  
Cyberluddite: Lane83: Group sex in Tennessee only happens when you can get the whole herd in the barn.

"Tennessee group sex" is also generally referred to as "a family reunion."


I think there's a porn movie called like that.
 
2008-06-05 05:03:43 PM  
 
2008-06-05 05:04:41 PM  
EriksMom: larrimo: People from Tennessee may want to start working on their sex drive.

Speak for yourself buddy.


I'm not your buddy, guy
 
2008-06-05 05:06:10 PM  
At first she was going to concede on Tuesday, then it was Friday, now it's Saturday. Anyone honestly believe that she'll ever pull out?

Anyone honestly believe she'll have a career with the Dems after this?
 
2008-06-05 05:06:28 PM  
So, that means Bill Clinton will be leaving Tennessee now? That's good. We have enough poor, working-class, white americans; we don't need him making more.
 
2008-06-05 05:06:55 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

Nom goes where?!?

/hotlinked out of spite
 
2008-06-05 05:07:08 PM  
You said "pull". Heh.
 
2008-06-05 05:07:47 PM  
larrimo: EriksMom: larrimo: People from Tennessee may want to start working on their sex drive.

Speak for yourself buddy.

I'm not your buddy, guy


I'm not your guy! friend.
 
2008-06-05 05:08:37 PM  
This is the first time i've ever posted anything like this, but that is one shiatty headline, shiattyheadlinemitter
 
2008-06-05 05:08:38 PM  
Great Janitor: At first she was going to concede on Tuesday, then it was Friday, now it's Saturday. Anyone honestly believe that she'll ever pull out?

Anyone honestly believe she'll have a career with the Dems after this?


all this time the librual right-wing media has been telling me she's a woman....
 
2008-06-05 05:09:27 PM  
larrimo: EriksMom: larrimo: People from Tennessee may want to start working on their sex drive.

Speak for yourself buddy.

I'm not your buddy, guy


ummm...something's not right here
 
2008-06-05 05:10:07 PM  
Great Janitor: Anyone honestly believe she'll have a career with the Dems after this?

I think she will with the crazy broads on Hillaryis44 or whatever that site is. They can all have cheescake and compare cankles together.
 
2008-06-05 05:11:21 PM  
I'm going to make a prediction: Obama is going to lose to McCain.
 
2008-06-05 05:11:26 PM  
Decline in tenn sex levels off, survey shows

So, I'm not the only one in the Volunteer State who seems unable to get laid. Good to know.
 
2008-06-05 05:11:47 PM  
culebra: hotlinked

Why do people keep validating their pictures with that? Did somebody get in trouble for something or is it a cliche now?
 
2008-06-05 05:12:47 PM  
This isn't quite as bad as the story that work at home moms are worth $110,000 a year on the front page of CNN right under the projections that Obama would win the nomination. I wishiatook a pic of that.
 
2008-06-05 05:13:03 PM  
EriksMom: larrimo: EriksMom: larrimo: People from Tennessee may want to start working on their sex drive.

Speak for yourself buddy.

I'm not your buddy, guy

I'm not your guy! friend.


I'm not your friend, pal.
 
2008-06-05 05:16:47 PM  
jaylectricity: Why do people keep validating their pictures with that?

It's just a way of saying we were too lazy to download and rehost and it gives y'all fair warning in case some funny and/or pornographic image shows up pwning us.

At least, that's why I do it.

farm2.static.flickr.com

/hot links
 
2008-06-05 05:17:03 PM  
Lane83-Group sex in Tennessee only happens when you can get the whole herd in the barn.

That's funny right there; I don't care who ya are.
 
2008-06-05 05:17:05 PM  
You can not have epic thread. Not yours.
 
2008-06-05 05:17:57 PM  
airplayne: EriksMom: larrimo: EriksMom: larrimo: People from Tennessee may want to start working on their sex drive.

Speak for yourself buddy.

I'm not your buddy, guy

I'm not your guy! friend.

I'm not your friend, pal.


I'm not your pal, mate.
 
2008-06-05 05:19:49 PM  
medius: jaylectricity: Why do people keep validating their pictures with that?

It's just a way of saying we were too lazy to download and rehost and it gives y'all fair warning in case some funny and/or pornographic image shows up pwning us.


Ah, a pre-emptive pwning.
 
2008-06-05 05:19:52 PM  
slideaway: airplayne: EriksMom: larrimo: EriksMom: larrimo: People from Tennessee may want to start working on their sex drive.

Speak for yourself buddy.

I'm not your buddy, guy

I'm not your guy! friend.

I'm not your friend, pal.

I'm not your pal, mate.


That's pretty funny, want to see something really scary though?
 
2008-06-05 05:20:08 PM  
airplayne: EriksMom: larrimo: EriksMom: larrimo: People from Tennessee may want to start working on their sex drive.

Speak for yourself buddy.

I'm not your buddy, guy


Buddy Guy?
 
2008-06-05 05:20:10 PM  
slideaway: airplayne: EriksMom: larrimo: EriksMom: larrimo: People from Tennessee may want to start working on their sex drive.

Speak for yourself buddy.

I'm not your buddy, guy

I'm not your guy! friend.

I'm not your friend, pal.

I'm not your pal, mate.


I'm not your mate, chum.
 
2008-06-05 05:21:30 PM  
slideaway: airplayne: EriksMom: larrimo: EriksMom: larrimo: People from Tennessee may want to start working on their sex drive.

Speak for yourself buddy.

I'm not your buddy, guy

I'm not your guy! friend.

I'm not your friend, pal.

I'm not your pal, mate.


I'm not your biatch, biatch!

/Sorry - my wife had Project Runway on the tube when I was in the room, and I still haven't gotten over it.

//I like Buddy Guy.
 
2008-06-05 05:22:18 PM  
airplayne: slideaway: airplayne: EriksMom: larrimo: EriksMom: larrimo: People from Tennessee may want to start working on their sex drive.

Speak for yourself buddy.

I'm not your buddy, guy

I'm not your guy! friend.

I'm not your friend, pal.

I'm not your pal, mate.

I'm not your mate, chum.


I'm not your chum, fisherman.

/I might be doing it wrong
 
2008-06-05 05:24:01 PM  
skabbo: airplayne: slideaway: airplayne: EriksMom: larrimo: EriksMom: larrimo: People from Tennessee may want to start working on their sex drive.

Speak for yourself buddy.

I'm not your buddy, guy

I'm not your guy! friend.

I'm not your friend, pal.

I'm not your pal, mate.

I'm not your mate, chum.

I'm not your chum, fisherman.


I'm not your fisherman, architect.

/now we are all doing it wrong
 
2008-06-05 05:25:05 PM  
airplayne: skabbo: airplayne: slideaway: airplayne: EriksMom: larrimo: EriksMom: larrimo: People from Tennessee may want to start working on their sex drive.

Speak for yourself buddy.

I'm not your buddy, guy

I'm not your guy! friend.

I'm not your friend, pal.

I'm not your pal, mate.

I'm not your mate, chum.

I'm not your chum, fisherman.

I'm not your fisherman, architect.

/now we are all doing it wrong


I'm not your architect, messiah.
 
2008-06-05 05:25:14 PM  
skabbo: airplayne: slideaway: airplayne: EriksMom: larrimo: EriksMom: larrimo: People from Tennessee may want to start working on their sex drive.

Speak for yourself buddy.

I'm not your buddy, guy

I'm not your guy! friend.

I'm not your friend, pal.

I'm not your pal, mate.

I'm not your mate, chum.

I'm not your chum, fisherman.

/I might be doing it wrong


I'm not your friend-o, Anton.
 
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