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(People Magazine)   Stephanie from "Full House" lives out Bob Saget punchline   (people.com ) divider line
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2008-06-05 02:49:33 PM  
Link (new window)
 
2008-06-05 02:49:59 PM  
Well you know meth addicts give good helmet. No teeth.

/though since she had a baby she must be doing it wrong
 
2008-06-05 02:50:06 PM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2008-06-05 02:50:10 PM  
Not just crazy: Meth crazy!
 
2008-06-05 02:50:16 PM  
She banged him?
 
2008-06-05 02:50:28 PM  
TFA: You look at your baby and think, 'Wow, I did that.' It's really amazing...

Kinda like sea monkeys.
 
2008-06-05 02:50:40 PM  
How rude!
 
2008-06-05 02:50:45 PM  
"how rude!"
 
2008-06-05 02:50:47 PM  
BOB SAGET!!!!
 
2008-06-05 02:50:47 PM  
Good story, but this better be populated with some Sweet(in) pics by the time I get back!

/not from her Full House days, perv
 
2008-06-05 02:51:04 PM  
*yawn*
 
2008-06-05 02:51:04 PM  
"You look at your baby and think, 'Wow, I did that.' It's really amazing,"

Hello? You didn't do it, God/nature did.
 
2008-06-05 02:51:25 PM  
What the hell type of name is "Zoie"? Celebs, please, please, PLEASE, GOD pick real names for your crotch fruit!
 
2008-06-05 02:51:52 PM  
that could've been a simul-post, but i forgot my password....
 
2008-06-05 02:52:32 PM  
I'll believe it when she writes a tell all about how she went ass to ass with a bar skank at 3 in the morning in the dorm room of some shady private catholic school.

As far as child TV stars go though, nothing will top the written out of the show, end up in porn, and then a born again christian. Sorry dear, I cannot take you seriously when I've seen you sealed up tighter than a tupperware container
 
2008-06-05 02:52:36 PM  
Culkin syndrome... cute as a little kid, but just plain awkward looking after puberty.
 
2008-06-05 02:52:37 PM  
I bet it was like birthing an Olsen twin.
 
2008-06-05 02:52:49 PM  
It's from MSNBC, so it's ok, right?
msnbcmedia1.msn.com
 
2008-06-05 02:53:33 PM  
If you can't handle being a meth addict and a mother, then by God what can you handle?!
 
2008-06-05 02:54:20 PM  
Cut.
It.
Out.
 
2008-06-05 02:54:43 PM  
was the baby on meth too? it's might've hit some ugly branches on the way down.
 
2008-06-05 02:54:46 PM  
I wonder if I could sneak in front of the kid for the 5 o'clock breast feeding
 
2008-06-05 02:54:49 PM  
Etchy333: It's from MSNBC, so it's ok, right?

I'd impregnate it.
 
2008-06-05 02:54:51 PM  
Etchy333: It's from MSNBC cups, so it's ok, right?

FTFY
 
2008-06-05 02:55:01 PM  
shes still alive?
 
2008-06-05 02:55:05 PM  
"You look at your baby and say, 'I'll let you finger her for a dollar.'"

Now there's a Saget punchline!
 
2008-06-05 02:55:09 PM  
Not so Sweet

i152.photobucket.com">
 
2008-06-05 02:55:53 PM  
Got it. If you destroy your life and the lives of those that care about you and somehow return to normalcy one day, you're an amazing survivor with a story that needs to be told.

If, on the other hand, you never destroy your life in the first place, you're just just boring.

Any tips on interesting ways to destroy my life?
 
2008-06-05 02:55:54 PM  
My god. I just clicked on a "People" link. For like, a second.

/dnrtfa
 
2008-06-05 02:56:13 PM  
Wrath of Heaven: Culkin syndrome... cute as a little kid, but just plain awkward looking after puberty.

msnbcmedia1.msn.com

Awkward? I can think of a lot of words, but awkward isn't one of them.

/MILF comes to mind
 
2008-06-05 02:56:30 PM  
why does the thought of her addicted to meth just make me laugh?
 
2008-06-05 02:56:33 PM  
and taking a break from acting when she first tried the drug.

At what point do you say "Yeah, I think I'll try the meth today"??
 
2008-06-05 02:56:59 PM  
Whoopidy-doo! Hey I'm impressed. There are hundreds of young skanks drugging it up then getting pregnant. I don't see people magazine trying to give any of them a mother of the year award.
 
2008-06-05 02:57:28 PM  
Prank Call of Cthulhu: "You look at your baby and say, 'I'll let you finger her for a dollar.'"

Now there's a Saget punchline!


I came in here to say that...
 
2008-06-05 02:57:29 PM  
Doing the math...

The baby is 7 weeks, or roughly two months. Add 9 for pregnancy.
She's been married 10 months.

So... basically she got married three or four weeks after getting knocked-up. Very classy. Not soon enough to be sure that you're pregnant and that the baby will be okay, but quick enough that you're not too big at the wedding.
 
2008-06-05 02:57:38 PM  
ultraholland: and taking a break from acting when she first tried the drug.

At what point do you say "Yeah, I think I'll try the meth today"??


I was thinking about trying it today for the first time actually. But then I reconsidered.
 
2008-06-05 02:57:43 PM  
tothekor: What the hell type of name is "Zoie"?

It's for people who think Zoë looks too metal with the umlaut.
 
2008-06-05 02:58:09 PM  
PuffDarryl: Cut.
It.
Out.


No one ever knows what the hell I'm talking about when I say that, hand motions and everything.
 
2008-06-05 02:58:28 PM  
Was the baby on meth too? It might've hit some ugly branches on the way down.

/ew
//eww
 
2008-06-05 02:59:50 PM  
ultraholland: At what point do you say "Yeah, I think I'll try the meth today"??

I think the pic hiltinuts2 posted sums it up pretty much.

...freaky, she looks like one of my cousins in that pic. Like twins almost.
 
2008-06-05 02:59:51 PM  
ultraholland: and taking a break from acting when she first tried the drug.

At what point do you say "Yeah, I think I'll try the meth today"??


It was that day they closed Starbucks at 5 for training.
 
2008-06-05 03:00:20 PM  
didn't she used to host 'Pants off, Dance off' on Fuse?

/is this really news?
//i've known this about her for a while
 
2008-06-05 03:00:29 PM  
7-week-old daughter Zoie....
Sweetin's husband of 10 months Cody Herpin,


www.berettausa.com
/hotlinked
 
2008-06-05 03:00:59 PM  
Prank Call of Cthulhu: "You look at your baby and say, 'I'll let you finger her for a dollar.'"

Now there's a Saget punchline!


Horrible. Yet I can't stop giggling.

(Have change for a $50?)
 
2008-06-05 03:01:14 PM  
Think those are her real teeth? Or post-meth replacements.

I think I just threw up a little.
 
2008-06-05 03:01:19 PM  
i29.tinypic.com
 
2008-06-05 03:02:25 PM  
Damn, If that's the kind of tail a Transportation Coordinator - former meth addict lands, I sure blew it by going to college and staying off drugs.
 
2008-06-05 03:04:20 PM  
Ed Finnerty: (Have change for a $50?)

Sorry. How about I just let you use both hands, five times?
 
2008-06-05 03:04:26 PM  
Harry Freakstorm: Damn, If that's the kind of tail a Transportation Coordinator - former meth addict lands, I sure blew it by going to college and staying off drugs.

She's probably levels of crazy you've never even imagined.
 
2008-06-05 03:05:38 PM  
Perducci: Doing the math...

The baby is 7 weeks, or roughly two months. Add 9 for pregnancy.
She's been married 10 months.

So... basically she got married three or four weeks after getting knocked-up. Very classy. Not soon enough to be sure that you're pregnant and that the baby will be okay, but quick enough that you're not too big at the wedding.


Hell, the way things are any more, I give them credit for getting married at all. These days, by the time a couple is on their third or fourth kid, they're almost as good as engaged!
 
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