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(The Sun)   Poodle shaved and dyed to look like a cockerel. Your dog will bite you in the ass if you do this. The Sun is there. (With pic)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 111
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2008-06-05 07:20:42 AM
My dog would quickly run off and proceed to make sure as many things as possible shared in his dyed fun.
 
2008-06-05 07:30:14 AM
I wonder if Larry would hit it?
 
2008-06-05 07:33:04 AM
It's the "brainchild" of Sandy Hartness, top dog of the mad fad known as creative grooming. And, yes, she lives in California.

Sandy Hartness wanted more cock.

/penis
 
2008-06-05 08:09:04 AM
Dog's face says: "Dude, like, WTF. No, really. I mean, WTF"?
 
2008-06-05 08:09:41 AM
Note that the groomer dresses up like the dog. It's just an excuse for the groomer to dress up. Fail.
 
2008-06-05 08:11:15 AM
That dog looks like a banana split actually.

To see more dyed dogs, click on the slideshow below.

Dear God, there's more of these?

/Poor things
 
2008-06-05 08:11:20 AM
Haha poodle got what it deserves
 
2008-06-05 08:11:27 AM
Please to add pic? New firewall at work laughs in the face of The Sun.

:o(
 
2008-06-05 08:12:25 AM
It's the "brainchild" of Sandy Hartness, top dog of the mad fad known as creative grooming.

Attention: The code has been changed. Brainchild now means the outward effect of extreme brain damage.
 
2008-06-05 08:12:45 AM
Please, I beg you... Look at the slideshow - I like where she is dressed as cleopatra with the camel poodle
 
2008-06-05 08:16:08 AM
That slideshow is the most amazing thing I've seen all day.

Of course, it's 5 am, and I haven't slept yet. But still.
 
2008-06-05 08:16:21 AM
When I see dogs like this, I remind them that they're descended from wolves, and that their ancestors would be ashamed. The yorkshire terriers in carry bags generally take it worst.
 
2008-06-05 08:16:34 AM
p the boiler: Please, I beg you... Look at the slideshow - I like where she is dressed as cleopatra with the camel poodle

I missed that. That is one sick woman. WHat the hell is wrong with her?

I wonder how many hours of dying and hair clipping, etc. this poor dog has endure for each one of these "costumes?"

Poor dog.
 
2008-06-05 08:16:42 AM
Fi freinds and some of di girls say hi win di hairstyle contest, and buy him a box a guiness.
 
2008-06-05 08:17:13 AM
Does anyone have the photo of the poodle clipped like a Ninja Turtle?
 
2008-06-05 08:17:17 AM
Where are the DO NOT WANT pics?
 
2008-06-05 08:17:42 AM
Dahne: hat slideshow is the most amazing thing I've seen all day.

The camel one wins.
 
2008-06-05 08:20:04 AM
Wow...that looks nothing like anything but a really farked up poodle.
 
2008-06-05 08:20:29 AM
Actually the camel was the best one. Therest were so farking retarded even a farking retard would look at them and say "Wha..?"
 
2008-06-05 08:20:30 AM
i18.photobucket.com

We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what, though... I'll lop its back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot.
 
2008-06-05 08:20:34 AM
Wanted for questioning:

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Douche Ventura: Pet Infective
 
2008-06-05 08:21:45 AM
Why does that dog look like something you'd order at Friendly's?
 
2008-06-05 08:22:06 AM
Poodle ninja turtle in 3...2...1...
 
2008-06-05 08:22:13 AM
I have a black standard poodle. He's named Gandy Dancer, and if anyone can get that reference, I'll never doubt FARK again.

/not cut like that.
//insanely smart dog.
 
2008-06-05 08:23:05 AM
zenarche: Does anyone have the photo of the poodle clipped like a Ninja Turtle?

*snorts*

img159.imageshack.us

BWAAAAAAAhaaahhaahaaa....
 
2008-06-05 08:24:28 AM
 
2008-06-05 08:25:13 AM
The_Wilde_Yoh: have a black standard poodle. He's named Gandy Dancer, and if anyone can get that reference, I'll never doubt FARK again.

Moose Turd Pie?
Wiki
 
2008-06-05 08:28:19 AM
These were bred as hunting dogs.

Women can destroy anything.
 
2008-06-05 08:28:25 AM
i4.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-05 08:28:31 AM
 
2008-06-05 08:29:20 AM
ExJerseyGirl: p the boiler: Please, I beg you... Look at the slideshow - I like where she is dressed as cleopatra with the camel poodle

I missed that. That is one sick woman. WHat the hell is wrong with her?

I wonder how many hours of dying and hair clipping, etc. this poor dog has endure for each one of these "costumes?"

Poor dog.


Unlike most dogs, Poodles don't shed. Their hair grows constantly, just like sheep & people. Therefore, they will be groomed every few weeks for their entire lives, and they are started early--3 weeks or so, when their faces are trimmed. They appreciate the
attention & brushing that goes with the groom.

Grooming contest dogs are usually allowed to grow coat for 6 months or more. They are clipped & dyed at the contest. White or cream Poodles are ideal, as they show the colors well. Backdrops & costumes are part of the groom.

/has Poodles
//sister is a groomer
 
2008-06-05 08:30:52 AM
Khazar-Khum: Unlike most dogs, Poodles don't shed. Their hair grows constantly, just like sheep & people. Therefore, they will be groomed every few weeks for their entire lives, and they are started early--3 weeks or so, when their faces are trimmed. They appreciate the
attention & brushing that goes with the groom.

Grooming contest dogs are usually allowed to grow coat for 6 months or more. They are clipped & dyed at the contest. White or cream Poodles are ideal, as they show the colors well. Backdrops & costumes are part of the groom.


Stop. Just... stop.
 
2008-06-05 08:32:21 AM
Khazar-Khum: ExJerseyGirl: p the boiler: Please, I beg you... Look at the slideshow - I like where she is dressed as cleopatra with the camel poodle

I missed that. That is one sick woman. WHat the hell is wrong with her?

I wonder how many hours of dying and hair clipping, etc. this poor dog has endure for each one of these "costumes?"

Poor dog.

Unlike most dogs, Poodles don't shed. Their hair grows constantly, just like sheep & people. Therefore, they will be groomed every few weeks for their entire lives, and they are started early--3 weeks or so, when their faces are trimmed. They appreciate the
attention & brushing that goes with the groom.

Grooming contest dogs are usually allowed to grow coat for 6 months or more. They are clipped & dyed at the contest. White or cream Poodles are ideal, as they show the colors well. Backdrops & costumes are part of the groom.

/has Poodles
//sister is a groomer


Are there any AT-AT walker poodles? That would rock (by fark ideals)
 
2008-06-05 08:32:35 AM
The_Wilde_Yoh: I have a black standard poodle. He's named Gandy Dancer, and if anyone can get that reference, I'll never doubt FARK again.

/not cut like that.
//insanely smart dog.


I got it.

/railroad/uppity n*gger
 
2008-06-05 08:32:40 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

I really didn't need to see her dressed as a belly dancer, now I won't ever be able to look at I Dream of Jeanie quite in the same light again.


/Sun your right-click blocker FAILED SUCKAS!
 
2008-06-05 08:37:17 AM
Does she groom bikini area's for humans?
 
2008-06-05 08:42:10 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-05 08:43:17 AM
Smarshmallow: Khazar-Khum: Unlike most dogs, Poodles don't shed. Their hair grows constantly, just like sheep & people. Therefore, they will be groomed every few weeks for their entire lives, and they are started early--3 weeks or so, when their faces are trimmed. They appreciate the
attention & brushing that goes with the groom.

Grooming contest dogs are usually allowed to grow coat for 6 months or more. They are clipped & dyed at the contest. White or cream Poodles are ideal, as they show the colors well. Backdrops & costumes are part of the groom.

Stop. Just... stop.


Why?

Dogs love attention, and Poodles crave it. Grooming them makes them feel & look good, and they know when they look good.

Mine don't get groomed like that. It's too time-consuming & expensive to do outside of a grooming competition. But the contests are fascinating to watch. It's like sculpture.
 
2008-06-05 08:44:11 AM
1st - WTF?

2nd - What kind of drugs has this lady taken to decide that this is a good idea?

3rd - Where can I get some of these drugs?

4th - What will I create...??? (This is a tough one)
 
2008-06-05 08:47:48 AM
I am stunned there is not some "Nanny-State" law against this sorta thing over there.....
 
2008-06-05 08:51:08 AM
Poor dogs.. I hate when a house pet is a victim of the owners stupidity..
 
2008-06-05 08:53:00 AM
That is one ugly dog. She grins like she's just been handed a turd by a toddler as a gift.
 
2008-06-05 08:57:03 AM
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/obscure?
 
2008-06-05 08:59:41 AM
I had a friend refer to poodles as "topiary dogs"... that slide show takes that to the next level. The looks on their faces says it all.
 
2008-06-05 09:00:28 AM
That poor farking animal. I'd love to take him out to the farm, shave off that crap, and let him run with the other dogs, get dirty, eat some roadkill, chase rabbits, and act like a dog.

The mistress ought to be selectively liposuctioned until she looks like a frigging parrot.
 
2008-06-05 09:03:07 AM
cubsfan07: /obscure?

From where I'm sitting... Yes, very.
 
2008-06-05 09:05:10 AM
Jasika: I had a friend refer to poodles as "topiary dogs"...

Anything like bonsai cats?
 
2008-06-05 09:05:13 AM
I'm not a big fan of poodles, but damn, they were supposed to be trained as hunting dogs, smart as hell, not foofy dress-up dolls. What the heck is wrong with people?
 
2008-06-05 09:07:05 AM
Xerxes99: I am stunned there is not some "Nanny-State" law against this sorta thing over there.....
"she lives in California"
We have entirely too much taste.
 
2008-06-05 09:08:35 AM
cubsfan07: /obscure?

I had one of those.
 
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