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(OmahaChannel)   10-year old steals car; leads police on 90mph car chase.   ( divider line
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2040 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Aug 2001 at 12:10 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-15 12:22:01 AM  
What the hell, was he sitting on phone books or something? I dont think I could reach the pedals when I was ten. I blame video games, mainly GTA2. Wont somebody think of he children?
2001-08-15 12:30:50 AM  
*brushes away tears* "That's my boy!"
2001-08-15 12:58:22 AM  
this kid is my new hero. he has the TRUE spirit of america going through him! RUN FROM THE PIGS!
2001-08-15 01:51:50 AM  
How exactly does a 10 year old steal a new mustang? The owner of the dealership must be a moron.
2001-08-15 02:26:22 AM  
Oh, i'm sure when Johnnie Cochran is finished on this shark case the will help the boy and his family sue the dealership.
2001-08-15 03:13:21 AM  
It's nice to see car theives starting their careers early these days.
2001-08-15 08:43:49 AM  
And everyone thought Weeping Water, Nebraska was a dull town.
2001-08-15 09:33:34 AM  
Call me crazy, but I don't see how a ten year old's complete disregard for the safety of other people is "cool". I must be getting old.. or smart.
2001-08-15 09:42:45 AM  
Onnnnly a laaad...
2001-08-15 09:47:16 AM  
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2001-08-15 10:20:07 AM  
BassetHound : I've been there. It is. Whole damned state is boring.
2001-08-15 10:28:58 AM  
Agreed...except in Lincoln in the fall on football Saturdays. Hellacious parties and the corn (chicks) are ripe for picking.
2001-08-15 11:24:15 AM  
Future getaway driver in the making.
2001-08-15 11:26:22 AM  
Sethor: Maybe you're just boring.
2001-08-15 11:44:13 AM  
You think that's boring? In Arizona I swear you can drive for 4 hours and see literally NOTHING but ugly plants and sand.
2001-08-15 11:44:42 AM  
Of course, if you go for 5, you get to the Grand Canyon.
2001-08-15 11:55:24 AM  
How appropriate! The Ford Mustang is one of the more popular cars to wreck! Way to go, junior!

-he who stacks pork
2001-08-15 12:01:21 PM  
this is not COOL... this should have been labeled SCARY!

i guess i'm getting old and smarter too *sigh*
2001-08-15 12:48:08 PM  
At the hospital he tried to bribe the officers with $5,000.00, that he made in a recent cocaine deal.
2001-08-15 12:58:57 PM  
am i the only one who sees this link as uh..not working? eh..well i've had probs w/my connection lately anyway. sux.
2001-08-15 01:09:06 PM  
I didn't think they had black people in Nebraska.
2001-08-15 01:22:58 PM  
IckyMettle: the cool part, i think, is that he completely nearly wiped himself out in the process. dumb kids. ignorant parents.
2001-08-15 01:26:14 PM  
BassetHound : Ok, I agree about football Saturdays. They were pretty cool. You take that out though, and you got zip. Nothing ever happened besides football during the few years I was at Lincoln.

Max Load : Awwwwww ... did I offend you? Go ahead and bury your head in a cornfield, the same way the rest of the state does, and let the mean old nasty world just pass you on by. I dared to say something against Nebraska, surely I must be some evil anti-football and anti-corn person. Heaven farking forbid you see any perspective but your own. Classic Nebraskan closed-mindedness.
2001-08-15 01:53:24 PM  
I lived in Ct/Ny for 10 years and hitchhiked through Europe.
Lived in San Diego a year.
There is a million people in the Lincoln/Omaha/Council Bluffs Area.
Been to Baltimore and and DC at least 20 times.
How is the world passing me by?
It was passing me by more in NY than it is here.
I couldn't give a crap about football.
Anti-corn? They grow more corn in Illinois than in Nebraska. Go make fun of chicagoans as corn people.
I love Fritoes.
Wait a minute, you must be a junky anyway, being from Baltimore and all.
2001-08-15 02:27:02 PM  
Max Load- if you have been to Baltimore and D.C. 20 times then you have let the world pass you by. I have lived between the two cities my whole life and it sucks! Except for exploding manholes that is cool.
2001-08-15 02:52:26 PM  
I am seeing alot of Nebraska plates down here in Missouri. Not near the border but in KC. I saw about 30 of them at Oceans of Fun here. I guess there is nothing to do in Nebraska until the Cornhuskers rough up some no-hoper schools in September.

Nebraskans (and Iowans), you have your own state, use it. Only use Missouri for vacations, not for unoffical residence.

and Kansans, learn to drive on a Missouri street.
2001-08-15 04:55:02 PM  
Can't we all just give-this-little-fark-a-good-baton-
shampoo-befo-he-kill-someone-with-his-tv-fried-haid along?
2001-08-15 08:41:43 PM  
Madame, of course, quotes the final chase scene from "Blues Brothers".
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