I lol'd

Fark needs a FAIL tag

Good luck getting the $5G you need for bail.

That reminds me of a story where this woman who was working a 7-11 stole a $2 lottery ticket and won $25k. Later on the store fired her and the winnings were taken because they were stolen. All she had to do was put that $2 into the register...

She should pull a 'dan rather' and say even though the document is fraudlent the information on it is correct.

Guess she'll be seeing REAL BARS now... whhhhaaaaaa!!!!!

I love it when idiots don't understand the world around them, yet think themselves really smart for trying something like this.

wpmulligan: *doing it wrong*

I'd gladly poke any of Hayden's holes.

As a lottery vendor employee I am getting a kick out of this.

cut and paste?
on a LOTTERY ticket?

wowzers


i do it with those metro transit day passes
cut and paste the date to squeak and extra day outta the ripoff price

but a million dollar lottery ticket?


ONLY IN AMERICA, MAN

I guess the notion that if it were that easy everyone would be doing it never crossed her mind.

oh.. wait.

drjekel_mrhyde

That is photoshop thread worthy.

Can we continue the redneck idiocy in this thread?

Charged with obtaining property with false pretenses? What property did she obtain? Did they give her the million dollars? Shouldn't it be attempting to obtain property?

wpmulligan
I think that's one of the best "doing it wrong" pictures ever.

Stoopid b*tch.

That's probably the smartest thing she's done in life to date.

BigSnatch Quote 2008-06-04 08:31:41 PM
Nickelback: Fark needs a FAIL tag

I agree.


I third this call.


Can we have a campaign to put it on a ballot?

A simple $50.00 barcode reader could have saved her a lot of trouble.
Some people are just too retarded for words.

DOH! There goes my retirement plan!

Wait...she cut and pasted numbers and they needed the BARCODE to tell them something was fishy?!

Scutter: Wait...she cut and pasted numbers and they needed the BARCODE to tell them something was fishy?!

Cut the numbers, soak in water, apply it to the ticket you are defacing.
Works best with 0 and 8, but with some creativity you can mangle other numbers to look printed

I'm hearing "The Price is Right fail theme."

Bump-bump-bump-baaaa whaaaaaa.....

I love when I see a link from WYFF. I know I'm gonna be so proud.

And she's one of the smarter lottery players.

At least she aimed big. I mean, the charges would have been the same if she would have went for $1,000.

Wamphyr: Good luck getting the $5G you need for bail.

Food stamps, baby!

Someone here stole 50k lottery tickets, obviously with the intent to win off of them. They either didn't know about the bar coding or didn't think it would be applied to the tickets they would try to collect on. Of course the newspapers had to mention the bar coding and that when the person tries to collect they will be arrested. However, this may not stop the thief from trying to collect...morons that they are.

She doesn't have a bright future in criminal activity.

Officials said Ryans cut and pasted numbers from non-winning tickets to match the winning number.

Oh, wait, I'm having an idea. Wait, wait, ... I could ... cut numbers out of lotto tickets ... and ... paste them ... onto another ticket!

Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

rcain: Scutter: Wait...she cut and pasted numbers and they needed the BARCODE to tell them something was fishy?!

Cut the numbers, soak in water, apply it to the ticket you are defacing.
Works best with 0 and 8, but with some creativity you can mangle other numbers to look printed

Somewhere there's a district attorney who may want to talk with you.

The Bionic Woman remake wasn't that bad, was it?


/oh, with an s

No need to explain.

Holy farking fail.

Officials said Ryans cut and pasted numbers from non-winning tickets to match the winning number.

lol! What a fu*king retard! That's someone who thinks a million dollars can just fall through the cracks. Sorry, you're going to have to fool more than the clerk at 7-11 to scam that much money.

Did you notice this happened in Buncombe County? Buncombe is where the word for empty or insincere talk comes from, because a nineteenth century Congressman felt obliged to "make a speech for Buncombe," which was included in his district. And while some think bunco, a swindle involving cards or a lottery, is from the Spanish word for bank, I suspect it is -- perhaps also -- related to Buncombe.

Her bff will change the bar code to get her bail money.

I (insert next number here)th the need for a FAIL tag...
or a "Stupid Redneck" tag, there's always a wealth of material coming out of South Kakalaky.

/Any IQ will drop 60 points when you cross the state line into SC
//wasn't born a Texan, but got here fast as I could

What could POSSIBLY go wrong here?

Reminds me of the assholes in Eugene who beat a convenience store clerk to death (and another clerk nearly to death). They caught them because they stole lottery tickets and then later cashed them. Dumbasses.

/hung out once with all four of those guys
//friends of a friend

As a resident of Asheville, I'm really gettin' a kick out of these here re-plies....


/Anyone got some scissors and glue?
//No really...
///What?

Ro: BigSnatch Quote 2008-06-04 08:31:41 PM
Nickelback: Fark needs a FAIL tag

I agree.


I third this call.


Can we have a campaign to put it on a ballot?

Put me down as a vote for the affirmative.