Looks pretty natural too. Thank God somebody famous doesn't have lips that now look like sausages.

/sausages.

Hmm...

4 beers, then lemme at her.

I'll see your 4 beers and do it in 2.

I'd let er gum me.

Cougar.

/rowrrrr

I'd hit it, but it would creep me out a little.


NinjaZX
My buddy told me a story one time about how he rented a porn titled "___ on me". He told me he got some strange looks from the video place. When he watched it, he was thoroughly grossed out. Then he looked at the title again and it said "Gum on me".

Still makes me laugh whenever I recall the story.

She sure as hell doesn't look 73. Too bad everyone can't age that gracefully.

OK subby, even I find this kinda creepy.

Dennis Miller on Homosexuality : If you're a twelve-year old boy and you're watchin' the movie Boy on a Dolphin, and Sophia Loren crawls up outta the Aegean Sea after sponge-diving. She's twenty-eight years old, she's standin' there on the deck of that boat in that see-thru gauze top, drippin' wet, all over the boat deck...

If you're a twelve year old boy and you can watch that, and you still wanna fark the captain...you're gay!"

Mamie Van Doren is 77 and still looks like this.

She still looks pretty good. Raquel Welch has aged pretty well too.

I don't care how hot a woman was in her youth, none are hittable at 73.
Yeah she still looks good, but come on. Her chesticles would hit the floor and cooch probably hangs like a wizards sleeve (sorry about the Borat reference).

Here she is at 19...in 1953.



They don't make 'em like that anymore.

Cyberluddite: This thread is worthless without a pic of Sophia Loren topless as a young woman (link pops, NSFW).



At work....soooo tempted......

ugh.

Ok, fair enough, we can all agree she was hawt as a young woman. Now? Leaving aside the age difference, she looks like Dustin Hoffman in a wig.





Both shamelessly hotlinked

Inihilus: Ok, fair enough, we can all agree she was hawt as a young woman. Now? Leaving aside the age difference, she looks like Dustin Hoffman in a wig.



Only to the ghey.

Whatthefark: I don't care how hot a woman was in her youth, none are hittable at 73.
Yeah she still looks good, but come on. Her chesticles would hit the floor and cooch probably hangs like a wizards sleeve (sorry about the Borat reference).

Here she is at 19...in 1953.



They don't make 'em like that anymore.

Oh... my. That's some hard-hitting sexy right there. Then, of course, I saw Cyberluddite's like. Man... that just might make up for the lack of hot crazy sex-obsessed teachers.

Fist, angry god, meet Sophia.

Dammit... Cyberluddite's link

Stupid preview.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Only to the ghey.

Don't get me wrong, in either the 28 year old pic, or the 19 year old - giggity. 73? Um, no thanks Tootsie.

Brigitte Bardot is also 73 and.... AARRRGHHH, MY EYES!!

InihilusOk, fair enough, we can all agree she was hawt as a young woman. Now? Leaving aside the age difference, she looks like Dustin Hoffman in a wig.

I hate to counter you in defense of old women, but where in Sophia Loren's face is there gaunt skin on bone like Dustin Hoffman? What we're saying is she's still got those plump contours in her complexion, particularly on the upper cheeks, which are as plump as ever.

As a man, shouldn't those features be obvious to you? She ain't nothing close to Hoffman, and you better leave her alone!

Cyberluddite: This thread is worthless without a pic of Sophia Loren topless as a young woman (link pops, NSFW).

Damn you Man!

Inihilus: Marla Singer's Laundry: Only to the ghey.

Don't get me wrong, in either the 28 year old pic, or the 19 year old - giggity. 73? Um, no thanks Tootsie.

Reality alert: People get older.

One day you will be married to a 73 year old. Would you have her look like your Tootsie, or would you rather have her look like the old crone you will be married to in real life?

Trick question...you don't have this choice.

Inihilus: Ok, fair enough, we can all agree she was hawt as a young woman. Now? Leaving aside the age difference, she looks like Dustin Hoffman in a wig.



It would still be the greatest hookup story ever told. Seriously.

Think of all the women, or men, you've ever been with. Assuming you're like 99% of Americans, there's not much to brag about. Some of them may have been technically hotter, but they're nobodies. Also, there's probably a few dogs in there you did while you were drunk.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Reality alert: People get older.

One day you will be married to a 73 year old. Would you have her look like your Tootsie, or would you rather have her look like the old crone you will be married to in real life?

Trick question...you don't have this choice.

Can I answer the question when I'm 73?

At the moment, my tastes just don't extend to septagenerians. I'm sure she's in great condition for her age, but she doesn't remotely ring my ding.
To flip it around - if she was 73, and still looked like the 28 year old version, I'd be in the "hit it" camp, but she doesn't, and I'm not.

ArgusRun: It would still be the greatest hookup story ever told. Seriously.

Think of all the women, or men, you've ever been with. Assuming you're like 99% of Americans, there's not much to brag about. Some of them may have been technically hotter, but they're nobodies. Also, there's probably a few dogs in there you did while you were drunk.

Ok, I'll add those to the rules of attractiveness - ignore if you find them attractive if they're famous, or you're drunk.

Actually #2 is probably in there already.

Flourence Henderson, sure. Barbara Walters, sure. Sophia Loren? Not so much.

You better believe I'd be all over that. Woman is just damn sexy.

Sure she was absolutely BEAUTIFUL when she was young but she still LOOKS great at 73. She aged gracefully and let me tell you, if I look like that at 73 I would be VERY happy...hell if you looked like that at 73 Im sure you would be happy too.

But to want to hit it? To each their own.

cowsspinach: Sure she was absolutely BEAUTIFUL when she was young but she still LOOKS great at 73. She aged gracefully and let me tell you, if I look like that at 73 I would be VERY happy...hell if you looked like that at 73 Im sure you would be happy too.

But to want to hit it? To each their own.

This is almost what I wanted to say, only I'm more of a jerk.

cowsspinach: hell if you looked like that at 73 Im sure you would be happy too.

Since I'm a male, I'd be more than a little distressed if I look like that when I'm 73.

dude she may be 70 but i would still run all thru that schit

Cyberluddite: This thread is worthless without a pic of Sophia Loren topless as a young woman (link pops, NSFW).

Hot DAMN! It really is sad they don't make em like that anymore.
Nowadays you have someone that hot in Hollywood, they'll be so farked up by the time they are half Sophia's age you wouldn't want to touch them with someone elses junk.

/would hit it(as she is now) if I were 20 years older
//she's almost the same age as my grandmother....
///needs help

Inihilus: Marla Singer's Laundry: Reality alert: People get older.

One day you will be married to a 73 year old. Would you have her look like your Tootsie, or would you rather have her look like the old crone you will be married to in real life?

Trick question...you don't have this choice.

Can I answer the question when I'm 73?

At the moment, my tastes just don't extend to septagenerians. I'm sure she's in great condition for her age, but she doesn't remotely ring my ding.
To flip it around - if she was 73, and still looked like the 28 year old version, I'd be in the "hit it" camp, but she doesn't, and I'm not.

If your grandma had balls she'd be your granddad.

cowsspinach: But to want to hit it? To each their own.

I could tell people that I knocked boots with SL without being specific about age.

carmody: Mamie Van Doren is 77 and still looks like this.

Oh my...

...I'll be in my bunk.

/Still, Sophia Loren looks pretty damned good.

Tat'dGreaser: rickycal78: Hot DAMN! It really is sad they don't make em like that anymore.

?

They stopped making breasts?

Nah, they just don't have the overall sex appeal now. Sure they're hot and all, but tend to be vapid cheezeburger needing wastes. Also they tend to ruin themselves at a young age.

Okay, maybe not everyone's first choice, but you can zip on down to the WalMart and approximately one brazillion women who are much younger and much much much less hittable.

/Unless you like to roll them in flour
//or maybe you can't get enough of blotchy boob tats.
///Tweety bird? Are you farking kidding me???

cowsspinach: Sure she was absolutely BEAUTIFUL when she was young but she still LOOKS great at 73. She aged gracefully and let me tell you, if I look like that at 73 I would be VERY happy...hell if you looked like that at 73 Im sure you would be happy too.

But to want to hit it? To each their own.

I want to hit cowsspinach.

Come on, girl, do it for the Farkers.