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10202 clicks; posted to Video » on 03 Jun 2008 at 4:19 PM (8 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2008-06-03 02:59:19 PM  
Wow. The aftermath is straight from a Warner Brothers cartoon.
 
2008-06-03 03:00:55 PM  
Such massive video editing fail. Any one care to point out the enormous continuity error?
 
2008-06-03 03:04:26 PM  
Funny, but fake as hell.

/Blue shirt into black shirt
//lights off then lights on
 
2008-06-03 03:10:31 PM  
Firecracker wasn't quite big enough...
 
2008-06-03 03:11:26 PM  
Apparently explosions can cause the lights to turn on.
 
2008-06-03 03:12:00 PM  
Dueling Banjos always freaks me out.
 
2008-06-03 03:13:57 PM  
This video is funny. Somebody submitted it a couple of weeks ago.
 
2008-06-03 03:20:59 PM  
GoDeep: Dueling Banjos always freaks me out.

It makes me want to play the banjo.

You're just afraid somebody's going to take your fark name too seriously.
 
2008-06-03 03:27:32 PM  
DrySocket: Apparently explosions can cause the lights to turn on.

Shock waves, man, shock waves.

Λ + ỉ = ж )))) = ● >> ☼
 
2008-06-03 03:31:26 PM  
And a fake goes green.....
 
2008-06-03 03:31:41 PM  
Shock waves have been known to remove clothing, enter your dresser, select another shirt, and place it on your body, all while turning on the lights, dabbing some soot on your face and drinkin' a WHOLE LOTTA PBR!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2008-06-03 03:36:15 PM  
Worst comp ever. That's a large outdoor explosion from the Pyromania collection.(p)
 
2008-06-03 03:38:31 PM  
In the High School drama club we used to try and come up with new and more spectacular explosions than what you could get with good old flash powder.

Our Chemistry teacher gave us a roll of magnesium and a bunch of other chemicals that greatly added to our enjoyment.

We set all sorts of shiat on fire under the excuse of "art".

Can you imagine that happening in a public school now?

Good times.
 
2008-06-03 03:39:52 PM  
Even the explosion sounds like something you'd make with your mouth really close to the microphone.
 
2008-06-03 04:17:41 PM  
That was so fake, I actually thought it was hilarious. The dude is trying to hold back laughter, as well. And then, the blowing on the charred remains... +1
 
2008-06-03 04:32:47 PM  
He blew the lights back on!
 
2008-06-03 04:33:32 PM  
Freeze frame the fire/explosion. You'll see the fail right there.

/What? No closeups of a small fire/explosion?
 
2008-06-03 04:33:35 PM  
Who lites fireworks for Halloween?

Thats just crazy talk right there. Other than that it looked pretty real to me.

And he sure did have a purty mouth.
 
2008-06-03 04:38:46 PM  
Not to mention he only has soot on his face -- none on his hands/arms. Admit it, it was kinda funny.

/Not Subby
 
2008-06-03 04:45:50 PM  
I guess his glasses are made of transparent aluminum.
 
2008-06-03 04:55:48 PM  
I think he is a Canadian Redneck.

They do not tend to celebrate the 4th of July up there. Too cold.

/and please please please tell me you got the joke as to why he switched to a black t-shirt. My sarcasm meter is on empty this afternoon.
 
2008-06-03 04:56:50 PM  
The next time he does this he may want to actually char his shirt a bit instead of changing into a black one.
 
2008-06-03 05:00:40 PM  
Ugh. I was hoping those were his dying words. One less bottom-feeder in the great Darwinian chain.
 
2008-06-03 05:13:12 PM  
I was hoping that would happen for real.
 
2008-06-03 05:30:52 PM  
DrySocket: Apparently explosions can cause the lights to turn on.

And change the color of your shirt.
 
2008-06-03 05:50:51 PM  
Huh. It was fake last time and it's still fake! Who woulda thunk it?
 
2008-06-03 06:34:45 PM  
That was stupid.
 
2008-06-03 07:03:48 PM  
TylerEaves: Such massive video editing fail. Any one care to point out the enormous continuity error?

He turns out the light, then the light is on after the explosion.

FAIL
 
2008-06-03 07:04:08 PM  
iscariot40: Who lites fireworks for Halloween?

I do. Halloween, 4th of July, birthdays, Christmas, MLK Jr Day, President's Day. I even light them on the 9/11 Anniversary.

A holiday just isn't a holiday without fireworks.
 
2008-06-03 07:14:16 PM  
Jamdug!: That was stupid.

Beat me to it.
 
2008-06-03 07:30:43 PM  
And it got his face black, but not the lenses of his glasses.
 
2008-06-03 07:31:12 PM  
Whatthefark: iscariot40: Who lites fireworks for Halloween?

I do. Halloween, 4th of July, birthdays, Christmas, MLK Jr Day, President's Day. I even light them on the 9/11 Anniversary.

A holiday just isn't a holiday without fireworks.


9/11 is a holiday? I could have sworn we "celebrated" holidays. I'm probably wrong though :-/
 
2008-06-03 07:33:49 PM  
that was fake and funny. But, what I expected was a video of some one who had eaten too much medical magnesium. I thought I was going to see a video of some guy wobble, then collapse as a geyser of diarrhea erupted from his anus.
 
2008-06-03 07:37:26 PM  
scruffrough: that was fake and funny. But, what I expected was a video of some one who had eaten too much medical magnesium. I thought I was going to see a video of some guy wobble, then collapse as a geyser of diarrhea erupted from his anus.

bwahahahaha. That was much funnier than the video!
 
2008-06-03 08:55:05 PM  
Whatthefark: iscariot40: Who lites fireworks for Halloween?

I do. Halloween, 4th of July, birthdays, Christmas, MLK Jr Day, President's Day. I even light them on the 9/11 Anniversary.

A holiday just isn't a holiday without fireworks the possibility of massive hand trauma or unintentionally setting something on fire.


FTFY
 
2008-06-03 09:29:33 PM  
I thought magnesium burned with a bright flame, not blew up...
 
2008-06-03 09:30:39 PM  
They have rednecks in Canada?
 
2008-06-03 11:47:51 PM  
"My youtube video" 10 seconds on screen, 5 second fadeout
"scrolling credits" another 10 seconds.

Mother of God, people.

Youtube has descriptions.
The sites linking to your video will inevitably have descriptions.

Even the complete illiterates who post youtube comments can read faster than that.
 
2008-06-03 11:59:02 PM  
hell i didn't even see the shirt change. I was more amazed that the fuse burn was so instantaneous nd he had fingers left that I thought it was fake fromthat.
 
2008-06-04 12:03:48 AM  
scruffrough: that was fake and funny. But, what I expected was a video of some one who had eaten too much medical magnesium. I thought I was going to see a video of some guy wobble, then collapse as a geyser of diarrhea erupted from his anus.

Please, PLEASE, be careful what you wish for...
 
2008-06-04 01:00:38 AM  
1: Fake as hell.
2: Too much foreplay for such a lame joke.

Is it too much to ask that people get to the farking point?
 
2008-06-04 01:04:08 AM  
scruffrough: that was fake and funny. But, what I expected was a video of some one who had eaten too much medical magnesium. I thought I was going to see a video of some guy wobble, then collapse as a geyser of diarrhea erupted from his anus.

Apparently rule 34 even applies to metal.
 
2008-06-04 01:51:38 AM  
LOL I was thinking that the magnesium would catch and burn the table/ even trailer.

/used to make thermite from ACB.
//burned up some stumps good mmm hmmm
 
2008-06-04 01:55:35 AM  
T.M.S.: scruffrough: that was fake and funny. But, what I expected was a video of some one who had eaten too much medical magnesium. I thought I was going to see a video of some guy wobble, then collapse as a geyser of diarrhea erupted from his anus.

Apparently rule 34 even applies to metal.


Oh dear lord good catch.
 
2008-06-04 03:08:16 AM  
T.M.S.: In the High School drama club we used to try and come up with new and more spectacular explosions than what you could get with good old flash powder. Our Chemistry teacher gave us a roll of magnesium and a bunch of other chemicals that greatly added to our enjoyment.
We set all sorts of shiat on fire under the excuse of "art".
Can you imagine that happening in a public school now?
Good times.



My high school chemistry teacher blew off all of his fingers with us sitting there watching. We got peppered with phalanges shrapnel and temporarily deafened.

Still can't make myself eat Vienna sausages or cocktail hotdogs.
 
2008-06-04 04:00:28 AM  
Note to self: Homemade fireworks can cause your shirt to change color... and your sleeves to shrink.

And yeah, turn on your lights.
 
2008-06-04 02:37:33 PM  
I dont care it made me laugh i demand slo-mo
 
2008-06-04 05:16:48 PM  
Hey! His blue shirt didn't switch to a black one.... it's the SOOT!


DUH!
 
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