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(My Fox DC)   Man assaults stranger with fish. Victim unsure if it was battered   ( myfoxdc.com) divider line
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2008-06-02 03:56:47 PM  
Nice headline, subby, it gave me an instant grin.
 
2008-06-02 04:41:36 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2008-06-02 05:13:42 PM  
Sounds like he needs a good sturgeon talking to.
 
2008-06-02 05:51:37 PM  
That's one halibut face.
 
2008-06-02 05:54:31 PM  
Dude was charged with "malicious wounding," so the fish may have either been frozen or been some bad-ass Long John Silver's that was left in the car a few weeks ago.
 
2008-06-02 06:02:57 PM  
Will someday wish he Haddock to do all over again.
 
2008-06-02 06:03:05 PM  
If someone did that to me, I'd have to kick their bass.
 
2008-06-02 07:10:46 PM  
/it was either this or the Monty Python one... Lorelle beat me to it
www.winostuff.com
 
2008-06-02 07:11:09 PM  
This story seems a little fishy to me!
 
2008-06-02 07:11:29 PM  
Poor guy... He was just trying to put gas in his gar.
 
2008-06-02 07:11:48 PM  
A man so mean he once shot a man just for the halibut.
 
2008-06-02 07:11:55 PM  
TheTurtle: Dude was charged with "malicious wounding," so the fish may have either been frozen or been some bad-ass Long John Silver's that was left in the car a few weeks ago.
All LJS is bad-ass.
Whatever fish they catch that tastes like that should be helped into extinction
 
2008-06-02 07:11:57 PM  
Don't laugh you guys. I've seen enough cartoons to know that you can do some serious damage with a sawfish.
 
2008-06-02 07:12:24 PM  
//Came here for Lorelle:
 
2008-06-02 07:12:29 PM  
Does this mean the Seafood Asault Trifecta is in play?
 
2008-06-02 07:12:51 PM  
Over in 2...
 
2008-06-02 07:12:59 PM  
/me slaps $$1 around a bit with a large trout.
 
2008-06-02 07:13:11 PM  
Oh my cod Subby, some people would flounder trying to come up with a headline, but I like the tuna the song you're singing.
 
2008-06-02 07:13:39 PM  
This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2008-06-02 07:13:40 PM  
Lorelle: upload.wikimedia.org

Yes, that's what I came here for. Thank you.
 
2008-06-02 07:14:11 PM  
Looks like that boy's got sole
 
2008-06-02 07:14:40 PM  
I heard that after the attack the victim felt eel
 
2008-06-02 07:14:56 PM  
That sort of misbehavior probably carries a punishment to the tuna 3-5 years.
 
2008-06-02 07:15:36 PM  
a95.ac-images.myspacecdn.com
/gif'd for your pleasure
 
2008-06-02 07:17:00 PM  
I guess he had to flounder around after he got his bass kicked. This story is just crappie if you ask me.
 
2008-06-02 07:17:40 PM  
came in here for a Monty Python reference was was not disappointed.
 
2008-06-02 07:17:42 PM  
The victim will probably flounder on the witness stand, and allow the assailant to walk away. Does anemone think that he won't?
 
2008-06-02 07:18:01 PM  
sterben: If someone did that to me, I'd have to kick their bass.

Stop your carping. Such violence is against social morays. Salmon like you could get knocked off your perch. Thank cod, trout history peace has been the answer.

/Is that a fish stick in your pants, or are you happy sashimi?
 
2008-06-02 07:18:21 PM  
That's called pulling a "Led Zeppelin".
 
2008-06-02 07:18:54 PM  
Man assaults stranger with fish. Victim unsure if it was battered

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2008-06-02 07:19:21 PM  
I think the victim is hard of herring
 
2008-06-02 07:20:29 PM  
This is not the right plaice for this sort of thing.
 
2008-06-02 07:20:55 PM  
My Grandfather on two separate occasions smacked two different people with fish.

Once when a charter boat captain wouldn't let his "Jap friend" on his charter boat, and once when my cousin kept mucking around with the fish he caught on a fishing trip.

He was a pretty cool guy...
 
2008-06-02 07:21:21 PM  
It was all a misunderstanding. He asked him if his girlfriend had blown a seal.
 
2008-06-02 07:21:32 PM  
he should have smelt it coming
 
2008-06-02 07:22:02 PM  
Fluff Girl: Stop your carping. Such violence is against social morays. Salmon like you could get knocked off your perch. Thank cod, trout history peace has been the answer.

/me slaps Fluff Girl around a bit with a large trout for stealing ALL the fish puns. Dolphinetely not a nice thing to do.
 
2008-06-02 07:22:38 PM  
forresttriax: It was all a misunderstanding. He asked him if his girlfriend had blown a seal.

No, she had eaten an ice cream sandwich.
 
2008-06-02 07:27:11 PM  
He did it on porpoise.
 
2008-06-02 07:27:34 PM  
Wanted for Questioning.......
i148.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-02 07:28:59 PM  
forresttriax: It was all a misunderstanding. He asked him if his girlfriend had blown a seal.


"I took my Stingray into the shop because it was acting funny. The mechanic said I'd blown a seal.

I said 'Fix the damn thing and leave my personal life out of it.'"
 
2008-06-02 07:29:32 PM  
Life's a beach.
 
2008-06-02 07:29:47 PM  
$10 it was a catfish.
 
2008-06-02 07:31:15 PM  
He just made himself anemone.
 
2008-06-02 07:32:07 PM  
This guy is gonna get sent up the river for a while unless he finds a good lawyer that can get him off the hook.
 
2008-06-02 07:34:52 PM  
While he's in jail there will probably be plenty of inmates urchin to get after his starfish.
 
2008-06-02 07:36:51 PM  
too many puns make this a crappie thread.
 
2008-06-02 07:37:33 PM  
2 nuts were walking down the street when suddenly, one was a salted.
 
2008-06-02 07:40:17 PM  
It was April the Forty-first, being a quadruple leap year;
I was driving in downtown Atlantis.
My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was overheating.
So I pulled into a Shell station; they said I'd blown a seal.
I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?"
 
2008-06-02 07:42:09 PM  
I award the Kaiser Wilhelm Germam Humour Award to that joke.--Sincerely, Earnest Scribbler (deceased).
 
2008-06-02 07:42:15 PM  
If I told you once I told you twice to leave harpoon alone
 
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