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(Rochester D&C)   Man attempts to pepper spray squirrel, manages to instead hit 5 humans. Squirrel leaves peacefully   (democratandchronicle.com) divider line 60
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2008-06-02 11:00:05 AM
Man that's nutty.
 
2008-06-02 11:18:43 AM
www.nutsack.com
/suckers!
 
2008-06-02 11:19:09 AM
I saw a guy try to break up a fight with mace...he had it pointed the wrong way and sprayed himself in the face. I laughed.
 
2008-06-02 11:19:11 AM
To be fair, the squirrel was pissed that Pam broke off the engagement.
 
2008-06-02 11:20:01 AM
BWAHAHAHHA!

Squirrel 5 | Humans -5

Go Squirrel!

I for one welcome our new cute and snuggly overlords.
 
2008-06-02 11:20:03 AM
Where can I get pepper spray? I've wanted some for a while but I don't see it anywhere.
 
2008-06-02 11:21:41 AM
Did anyone else read that headline as "pepper steak squirrel'? Maybe it's just too early on a Manday and I'm hungry...
 
2008-06-02 11:22:43 AM
EsteeFlwrPot: Where can I get pepper spray? I've wanted some for a while but I don't see it anywhere.

Step 1: Go to a gun store.
Step 2: Buy Pepper Spray.
Step 3: Blind friends and family when squirrels attack.

If you have any "spy stores" around, they will also carry them. You can also try Uniform stores that specialize in Police/Fire/Security uniforms, they will also carry it.
 
2008-06-02 11:22:51 AM
We had a deal!
 
2008-06-02 11:22:56 AM
Boris and Natasha are not impressed...
 
2008-06-02 11:23:00 AM
Wanted for questioning...

www.soton.ac.uk
 
2008-06-02 11:23:38 AM
SnoreCriminal: EsteeFlwrPot: Where can I get pepper spray? I've wanted some for a while but I don't see it anywhere.

Step 1: Go to a gun store.
Step 2: Buy Pepper Spray.
Step 3: Blind friends and family when squirrels attack.


It also makes a good taco, taste great!
 
2008-06-02 11:24:17 AM
It's not impossible, I used to bulls-eye "squirrels" in my T-16 back home, and they're not much bigger than two meters.
 
2008-06-02 11:24:56 AM
/obscure?
 
2008-06-02 11:25:12 AM
SnoreCriminal:
Step 1: Go to a gun store.
Step 2: Buy Pepper Spray.
Step 3: Blind friends and family when squirrels attack.


Step 4: Profit!!
 
2008-06-02 11:25:50 AM
SnoreCriminal: If you have any "spy stores" around, they will also carry them. You can also try Uniform stores that specialize in Police/Fire/Security uniforms, they will also carry it.

And thank you, i'll try that.
 
2008-06-02 11:26:23 AM
othersideoftheplanet.com

wanted for questioning...

//hotlinked
 
2008-06-02 11:27:27 AM
That squirrel is just full of win. Bravo, Mr. Squirrel!
 
2008-06-02 11:29:19 AM
turntable slave: wanted for questioning...

//hotlinked


Squirrels are the funniest damn animals. EVER.

My dads girlfriend raised some baby squirrels, and they were hillarious. They have an instinct to hide things, so they'd grab stuff around the house and just stick in strange places.

Their claws kind of suck. They would just sit on your shoulder while you walked around and just chill out. But when they wanted to jump off it felt like razorblades cutting through your skin.
 
2008-06-02 11:29:22 AM
I'll take it from here, nothing to see.. move along

www.sugarbushsquirrel.com
 
2008-06-02 11:30:36 AM
EsteeFlwrPot: Where can I get pepper spray? I've wanted some for a while but I don't see it anywhere.

Army surplus store? That's where I got mine.
 
2008-06-02 11:31:53 AM
holiday.fandango.com

The moments leading up to the attack.
 
2008-06-02 11:34:45 AM
EsteeFlwrPot: Where can I get pepper spray? I've wanted some for a while but I don't see it anywhere.

We have a couple of cans of this stuff in the house. LA Police Gear has a bunch of pepper spray brands, mail order.
 
2008-06-02 11:34:55 AM
bruce4bruce: It's not impossible, I used to bulls-eye "squirrels" in my T-16 back home, and they're not much bigger than two meters.

That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Squirrels are known to do that.
 
2008-06-02 11:35:46 AM
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2008-06-02 11:36:28 AM
bruce4bruce: It's not impossible, I used to bulls-eye "squirrels" in my T-16 back home, and they're not much bigger than two meters.

/obscure?

You're kidding, right?

media.canada.com

/would like a word with you.
 
2008-06-02 11:39:06 AM
www.sptimes.com

/got nothing
 
2008-06-02 11:51:51 AM
I don't know what else I should say,
Please call the A.S.P.C.A.
 
2008-06-02 11:51:52 AM
Damnation Peachpicker...

/grabs bleach
 
2008-06-02 11:53:33 AM
I lol'd. The mental image of this screw up is too awesome for words.
 
2008-06-02 11:54:44 AM
Chaos..panic...disorder; my job is done here.
 
2008-06-02 11:57:17 AM
I like squirrels.

/the ones I encountered on my weekend trip to Boston were quite friendly.
 
2008-06-02 11:59:23 AM
He should have tried squirrel fishing instead...

and dynascape that's hilarious! Same thing happened when our neighbour planted these huge bulbs in his garden; the squirrels dug them out, hid them in our front yard, and come May we had ourselves some nice orange-red tulips. I think he thought we stole them :)
 
2008-06-02 12:01:23 PM
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Die! Die!


So that you may know peace.


/Made me think of it
 
2008-06-02 12:03:43 PM
"I guess he figured his work there was done." - Deputy Fire Chief Scott Williams.

Classic!
 
2008-06-02 12:05:41 PM
There is no recipe for Squirrel Paprika for a reason.
 
2008-06-02 12:05:42 PM
i228.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-02 12:10:53 PM
Dynascape:
Squirrels are the funniest damn animals. EVER.


As someone who raised an orphaned squirrel, this is true.

Their claws kind of suck. They would just sit on your shoulder while you walked around and just chill out. But when they wanted to jump off it felt like razorblades cutting through your skin.

This is also true. But the worst part was waking up in the morning and the little bastard scaling up my leg like a tree. OUCH.
Best part was when Grandma tried to chase him out of a hanging fern, and he jumped on her head and rode her like he was in a rodeo!
 
2008-06-02 12:11:54 PM
Forget the pepper spray, this is what you want...

http://www.policesupplyonline.com/foxlapigrcrc.html

I went through 2 one pound cans on Saturday night at the nightclub that my company secures.

Flint Michigan for the lose.
 
2008-06-02 12:22:00 PM
Squirrels are messengers from God.
 
2008-06-02 12:23:42 PM
{begin squirrel talk} Don't taze me bro! {end squirrel talk}
 
2008-06-02 12:28:19 PM
My co-worker has raised quite a few squirrels. He has all sorts of story's of them getting into things that they shouldn't. He said having 3 of them at one time, and turning them loose in the house is the equivalent of unleashing a Tasmanian devil.. haha.
 
2008-06-02 12:32:00 PM
i209.photobucket.com
One squirt and you're south of the border!
Mmmmmmm, incapacitating...
 
2008-06-02 12:35:55 PM
i have raised a few squirrels. very fun. alot of work though. has anyone here ever gone squirrel fishing?....maybe its a southern thing.....
 
2008-06-02 12:36:52 PM
Trying to pepper spray a squirrel and hit five people instead?

Sure he was..
 
2008-06-02 12:38:47 PM
SnoreCriminal: BWAHAHAHHA!

Squirrel 5 | Humans -5

Go Squirrel!

I for one welcome our new cute and snuggly overlords.


Not for long....

*grabs .22lr and *
 
2008-06-02 12:41:40 PM
Epossumondas: ... rode her like he was in a rodeo!

Wha??? A squirrel rode your grams? That's just sick, dude. Bestiality ftl!
 
2008-06-02 12:42:36 PM
bruce4bruce: /obscure?

Terry Schiavo would have gotten that one.
 
2008-06-02 12:55:12 PM
Those squirrels can be quite dangerous.
Squirrel vs. Motorcycle (new window)
I read this one a while back and had to stop reading on occasion to be able to breath again.
 
2008-06-02 12:59:53 PM
"When the fire department went in and opened up all of the windows, the squirrel decided to leave," Williams said. "I guess he figured his work there was done."

Indeed. And a job well done at that.
 
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