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2008-06-02 09:04:30 AM
Guess they should have thought twice about filling the pool with all that raw chicken meat.
 
2008-06-02 09:05:11 AM
fatbear: Bathia_Mapes: That's cute, but it's also scary & sad that mountain lions have pretty much lost their fear of man as we ever increasingly encroach on what was once their domain. It's a real problem in rural areas where I live.

Perhaps they've lost their fear of man since we stopped shooting them on sight. I suppose if we started hunting them again everything would be better for them.



Actually, we do still hunt them.

We just don't hunt them near other people.

So, those cougars who live in remote areas probably fear humans more than those who live closer to humans, which is the opposite of the way it used to be.

By the way, pretty much the *BEST* way to insure the continued survival of a species is to make them into a game animal. That lets you manage their populations in a controlled fashion, and there is a big economic incentive for both the state and for private groups to assure the continued existence of a species.

Of course, there are cases where the population is so small that it isn't possible to hunt them in a controlled fashion without diminishing the gene pool too much. But those cases are the exception, not the rule.
 
2008-06-02 09:08:52 AM
dittybopper: fatbear: Bathia_Mapes: That's cute, but it's also scary & sad that mountain lions have pretty much lost their fear of man as we ever increasingly encroach on what was once their domain. It's a real problem in rural areas where I live.

Perhaps they've lost their fear of man since we stopped shooting them on sight. I suppose if we started hunting them again everything would be better for them.


Actually, we do still hunt them.

We just don't hunt them near other people.

So, those cougars who live in remote areas probably fear humans more than those who live closer to humans, which is the opposite of the way it used to be.

By the way, pretty much the *BEST* way to insure the continued survival of a species is to make them into a game animal. That lets you manage their populations in a controlled fashion, and there is a big economic incentive for both the state and for private groups to assure the continued existence of a species.

Of course, there are cases where the population is so small that it isn't possible to hunt them in a controlled fashion without diminishing the gene pool too much. But those cases are the exception, not the rule.


I have no idea if your idea would work or not; if it does, I'd be all for it. However, considering that they're an endangered species, that's kinda tough right now I'd imagine.

Hunting them as a game animal would very likely make them an extinct species....think of the people that would intentionally kill them on sight because of it being a predatory animal....tigers in other countries fit that same boat.
 
2008-06-02 09:10:02 AM
All I see is

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:(
 
2008-06-02 09:10:46 AM
dittybopper: Maybe an airhorn. Or a Mariah Carey song. Anything to make them associate people with pain.

Might I recommend whichever one it is where she does that freestyle stretch for notes that kind of resembles an airhorn itself? Two cougars, one stone, so to speak.

/+1, would LOL again.
 
2008-06-02 09:13:23 AM
No kiddies, kitties go hungry.
 
2008-06-02 09:14:43 AM
ineedanap:

Lovin' those white thigh-high stiletto heel boots that woman is wearing. Those boots = sex. Got her phone number?
 
2008-06-02 09:17:24 AM
Did anyone actually go to the story expecting pictures of the old lady kind of cougars?
 
2008-06-02 09:20:05 AM
FLMountainMan: dittybopper: acanuck: Bathia_Mapes: That's cute, but it's also scary & sad that mountain lions
.....

No shiat. The Cave Bear, Smilodon, Ground Sloth, and Wooly Mammooth would tend to agree. The living-in-harmony-with-nature Native Americans were as bloodthirsty as anyone else.


I always admired how those living-in-harmony-with-nature Natives would stampede a herd of buffalo over a cliff. And you have to admire the skill and determination it takes to bring down an eagle in flight with a bow and arrow just to get the pretty feathers.
 
2008-06-02 09:20:18 AM
Farkers posting pics of MILFs obviously don't know the definition of a cougar.

FAIL.
 
2008-06-02 09:32:17 AM
bulok-Farkers posting pics of MILFs obviously don't know the definition of a cougar.

FAIL.


i201.photobucket.com

Better?
 
2008-06-02 09:33:45 AM
acanuck: Bathia_Mapes: That's cute, but it's also scary & sad that mountain lions have pretty much lost their fear of man as we ever increasingly encroach on what was once their domain. It's a real problem in rural areas where I live.

Those are teenagers...they have no idea what to fear and are just learning, at this age, to kill from mom...assuming she hasn't been shot and they're on their own with finding housecats, squirrels and rabbits.

A naked ape doesn't stand a chance against a cougar, so I don't get the "fear of man" hubris. "Fear of man with a gun", maybe, but a lion has absolutely no reason to fear mankind and never did.

Anyway, it's nice that these cats were shot with a camera instead of a gun - clearly by people that moved to the country, as opposed to people that moved away from the city.

==================================

Seconded. What always get me is when an animal is determined to be a "man eater".

The only difference between a man-eating tiger and a regular tiger is opportunity. You sir, are a pice of slow-moving, dull toothed, meat with no claws or armor. If you get in range, you are nothing more than a pie cooling on a windowsill to a lion, bear, or alligator.
 
2008-06-02 09:39:41 AM
farm3.static.flickr.com

So approves of the cougars being cougars.
 
2008-06-02 09:39:46 AM
Oh hai

we iz heer to cleen pool
 
2008-06-02 09:43:06 AM
Awww man, yer brat leaked!!! PLEH! -whips out gun- pew! pew! pew!
 
2008-06-02 09:44:41 AM
They sure look like pumas.
 
2008-06-02 09:45:07 AM
DROxINxTHExWIND:
Seconded. What always get me is when an animal is determined to be a "man eater".

The only difference between a man-eating tiger and a regular tiger is opportunity. You sir, are a pice of slow-moving, dull toothed, meat with no claws or armor. If you get in range, you are nothing more than a pie cooling on a windowsill to a lion, bear, or alligator.


Not to mention mostly hairless. If I didn't have working thumbs, the hair is what would annoy me the most.
 
2008-06-02 09:52:21 AM
TheGreyPiper, you are a narrow minded asshat. Native Americans did live in harmony with our earth. Your effort to reduce down one method of hunting, as an example of the disregard you believe these Americans had for nature, is dumb man. Especially in light of the obvious reverence you can see in Native American art and basic religious structures all across North America from the Chumash, to the Blackfoot, to the Iroquois. Crack a book, or visit a Museum. It ain't a conspiracy, and it isn't a bad thing to admire cultures that have had a better understanding of how and where we as Humans fit in the world.

//Cougars are so badass
 
2008-06-02 10:01:39 AM
Soup on?
 
2008-06-02 10:03:40 AM
for good or for awesome: dittybopper: Remember this: There is no animal living on this planet that man has not killed with nothing more complicated than a spear.

Or a bow and arrow. I've heard of a farker that knows all about them. If only I could remember his name.


A Number of us do, and have successfully taken game.
Next up is Coyote by bow. No Mt Lions in my state, officially.
 
2008-06-02 10:03:49 AM
"-1 to the douchebags who want 'someone' to take care of the cougar problem, so that they can go back to driving Sally Twatwaffle to soccer practice in their SUV while listening to Air America Rush Limbaugh."

Fixed that for you, you did specify douche bags.
 
2008-06-02 10:18:58 AM
farkingatwork: I have no idea if your idea would work or not; if it does, I'd be all for it. However, considering that they're an endangered species, that's kinda tough right now I'd imagine.

Hunting them as a game animal would very likely make them an extinct species....think of the people that would intentionally kill them on sight because of it being a predatory animal....tigers in other countries fit that same boat.


It actually has worked for alligators. The thing is having a large enough population to begin with. I'm not sure it would work for cougars though, since they have very large home ranges, whereas gators tend to pick a lake, lake chain, or river and stay there until they have some reason to leave. Their population has the resources to be large enough for a managed hunting program. Maybe if there was a -very- large tract of land (or decent size pieces with decent corridors between) that was completely uninhabited by humans. Problem is finding that kind of land, keeping it, and justifying the designation of more land when "you already have that really big piece for the cougars!" Poaching would also be a bigger problem than for gators since the population is already small because of their habits.

Only some cougars are endangered, Puma concolor concolor is actually considered common (just not as common as they used to be). And as a managed animal, unauthorized kills would be illegal. That's the point of management.
 
2008-06-02 10:19:41 AM
NYZooMan , That pic looks just like the kid in on the page's pic... too lazy to see if everyone already posted that
 
2008-06-02 10:23:01 AM
DROxINxTHExWIND: acanuck: Bathia_Mapes: That's cute, but it's also scary & sad that mountain lions have pretty much lost their fear of man as we ever increasingly encroach on what was once their domain. It's a real problem in rural areas where I live.

Those are teenagers...they have no idea what to fear and are just learning, at this age, to kill from mom...assuming she hasn't been shot and they're on their own with finding housecats, squirrels and rabbits.

A naked ape doesn't stand a chance against a cougar, so I don't get the "fear of man" hubris. "Fear of man with a gun", maybe, but a lion has absolutely no reason to fear mankind and never did.

Anyway, it's nice that these cats were shot with a camera instead of a gun - clearly by people that moved to the country, as opposed to people that moved away from the city.
==================================

Seconded. What always get me is when an animal is determined to be a "man eater".

The only difference between a man-eating tiger and a regular tiger is opportunity. You sir, are a pice of slow-moving, dull toothed, meat with no claws or armor. If you get in range, you are nothing more than a pie cooling on a windowsill to a lion, bear, or alligator.


For some reason, I am reminded of a pic from a cat thread a while ago. It showed a cheetah resting on the grass looking bored at the camera, and someone captioned: "Yeah, I'm fast. I'm not getting up, but I'm fast."

The attitude of "I can catch and kill you at any given moment, I'm just busy relaxing" seemed very humourous for some reason. Unless of course you were the one nearby when it got un-bored...
 
2008-06-02 10:23:30 AM
Wow, I feel old and stupid. I thought (assumed) that the definition of cougar (in the human sense) was women over FIFTY... now I see it's low-30's to low-40's...?!? So I could be a cougar?!?!?!? Double-yuck.
 
2008-06-02 10:25:12 AM
dittybopper: Remember this: There is no animal living on this planet that man has not killed with nothing more complicated than a spear.

Blue whale.
 
2008-06-02 10:29:51 AM
Uncle Pooky: dittybopper: Remember this: There is no animal living on this planet that man has not killed with nothing more complicated than a spear.

Blue whale.


harpoon?
 
2008-06-02 10:30:14 AM
amaranthe: Wow, I feel old and stupid. I thought (assumed) that the definition of cougar (in the human sense) was women over FIFTY... now I see it's low-30's to low-40's...?!? So I could be a cougar?!?!?!? Double-yuck.

*checks profile*

Yet.. you aren't.
 
2008-06-02 10:36:34 AM
amaranthe: Wow, I feel old and stupid. I thought (assumed) that the definition of cougar (in the human sense) was women over FIFTY... now I see it's low-30's to low-40's...?!? So I could be a cougar?!?!?!? Double-yuck.

A cougar is an older woman praying on a younger guy (ie, 35 year old preying on an 19 year old). You're not a cougar if you're not preying on youngins.
 
2008-06-02 10:38:44 AM
i86.photobucket.com

Must have been poolside drinking a Bud.

Waaaazzzzzuuuuupppppp!!!!1!
 
2008-06-02 10:45:07 AM
amaranthe: Wow, I feel old and stupid. I thought (assumed) that the definition of cougar (in the human sense) was women over FIFTY... now I see it's low-30's to low-40's...?!? So I could be a cougar?!?!?!? Double-yuck.

Checks profile. Nice. I'm not brave enough to post real pictures of myself but I actually look a bit like your husband. (Had the long red hair and glasses just like that.)
So you can think about that next time I post something stupid.
 
2008-06-02 10:53:41 AM
uhmm "cougars".... i love me some cougars!!!!
 
2008-06-02 10:55:31 AM
Rottenrob: TheGreyPiper, you are a narrow minded asshat. Native Americans did live in harmony with our earth. Your effort to reduce down one method of hunting, as an example of the disregard you believe these Americans had for nature, is dumb man. Especially in light of the obvious reverence you can see in Native American art and basic religious structures all across North America from the Chumash, to the Blackfoot, to the Iroquois. Crack a book, or visit a Museum. It ain't a conspiracy, and it isn't a bad thing to admire cultures that have had a better understanding of how and where we as Humans fit in the world.

//Cougars are so badass


I was at Glacier national park listening to a presentation/speech from a native. Can't remember the tribe up there. Anyhow, one of us city whities asked, "what did your people do about bears?" He responded, "uh, we didn't go walking around the woods for no good reason, we stayed in our groups. Then once we got the 30-ot-6 (no idea how to write it, the big gun), we would take that out with us." He was light in tone, but the point was: we left them alone and stayed away.
 
2008-06-02 11:00:23 AM
I was mauled by a cougar when I was in my twenties, but now that I'm older they don't seem so interested for whatever reason...
 
2008-06-02 11:07:08 AM
letdogsvote

I was mauled by a cougar when I was in my twenties, but now that I'm older they don't seem so interested for whatever reason...

Just hang around 'til closing time, when they've had a chance to put a few more Cosmopolitans down their throats. You'll magically get younger.
 
2008-06-02 11:08:45 AM
farkingatwork:
I have no idea if your idea would work or not; if it does, I'd be all for it. However, considering that they're an endangered species, that's kinda tough right now I'd imagine.


No. Currently they are hunted in several western states.

I don't know where you got the idea that they are an endangered species, by the way. Their conservation status is "Least Concern".


Hunting them as a game animal would very likely make them an extinct species....think of the people that would intentionally kill them on sight because of it being a predatory animal....tigers in other countries fit that same boat.


Actually, that's not true, at least as far as sport hunting is concerned.

Consider that the following species are now more plentiful than they have been in the last 100 years, and all of them are game species that are actively hunted and managed:

Whitetail deer
Wild Turkeys
Black Bear
Brown Bear
Elk
Bison

In all cases, they were decimated by commercial market hunting. When that was stopped, and controlled and managed game hunting was allowed, the numbers increased, sometimes quite dramatically.

Of that list, only one species is higher than "Least Concern", and that is the Bison. It's status is one higher, at "Near Threatened".

Like I said, when you make something a game animal as opposed to a market commodity, those people who hunt them for the enjoyment instead of for the almighty dollar have a huge incentive to keep them around. States have a huge interest in effectively managing the populations, because hunting brings in big bucks (heh). This is especially true if you have a "rare" species, and out-of-state hunters will pay through the nose to hunt them. That allows you to buy up habitat, put more rangers in the woods to monitor the take, etc.

That doesn't even touch on the private sector. When you have organizations like Ducks Unlimited, National Wild Turkey Federation, Boone and Crockett Club, Pope and Young Club, etc. that work to protect and expand the habitat for game species (to the benefit of all species in those habitats, not just the game species), then it's pretty clear that hunters do more than their fair share.

I didn't even mention the Pittman-Robertson tax, an 11% tax on much hunting gear like guns, ammunition, bows, and arrows.
 
2008-06-02 11:09:27 AM
Uncle Pooky: dittybopper: Remember this: There is no animal living on this planet that man has not killed with nothing more complicated than a spear.

Blue whale.



Ever hear of a harpoon? It's a fancy spear.
 
2008-06-02 11:11:52 AM
rogmac: I was at Glacier national park listening to a presentation/speech from a native. Can't remember the tribe up there. Anyhow, one of us city whities asked, "what did your people do about bears?" He responded, "uh, we didn't go walking around the woods for no good reason, we stayed in our groups. Then once we got the 30-ot-6 (no idea how to write it, the big gun), we would take that out with us." He was light in tone, but the point was: we left them alone and stayed away.

Probably Blackfeet, since they're the dominant tribe at this point, but could have been anything from Salish to Cheyenne or even Cree from Canada.

It's pronounced 30-ought6 but you simply write 30.06.
 
2008-06-02 11:17:18 AM
progmac: Then once we got the 30-ot-6 (no idea how to write it, the big gun)

Technically, it's .30'06. It stands for caliber .30", 1906 (year of introduction).

You can also use .30-06, or write it "thirty aught six". Personally, I don't like the .30-06 construction because it confuses. Many cartridges, like the .30-30 and the .45-70 have the dash and a second number, that number being the number of grains of powder. So a .30-30 would be a .30 caliber with (nominally) 30 grains of powder. Using the terminology of .30-06 makes it seem like a .30 caliber propelled by an anemic 6 grains of powder, and make it seem to be less powerful than the .30-30 when the exact opposite is true.

/TMYK
 
2008-06-02 11:20:45 AM
dittybopper: progmac: Then once we got the 30-ot-6 (no idea how to write it, the big gun)

Technically, it's .30'06. It stands for caliber .30", 1906 (year of introduction).

You can also use .30-06, or write it "thirty aught six". Personally, I don't like the .30-06 construction because it confuses. Many cartridges, like the .30-30 and the .45-70 have the dash and a second number, that number being the number of grains of powder. So a .30-30 would be a .30 caliber with (nominally) 30 grains of powder. Using the terminology of .30-06 makes it seem like a .30 caliber propelled by an anemic 6 grains of powder, and make it seem to be less powerful than the .30-30 when the exact opposite is true.

/TMYK


i use 220...221. whatever it takes.
 
2008-06-02 11:21:27 AM
Korangulation: amaranthe: Wow, I feel old and stupid. I thought (assumed) that the definition of cougar (in the human sense) was women over FIFTY... now I see it's low-30's to low-40's...?!? So I could be a cougar?!?!?!? Double-yuck.

A cougar is an older woman praying on a younger guy (ie, 35 year old preying on an 19 year old). You're not a cougar if you're not preying on youngins.


I was 19 when I hooked up with my 34 year old girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

/cougars are the best
 
2008-06-02 11:22:30 AM
Cougar Den (new window)
 
2008-06-02 11:29:02 AM
I want to find me a cougar. Seriously, Totalfarketes?
 
2008-06-02 11:31:03 AM
dittybopper: progmac: Then once we got the 30-ot-6 (no idea how to write it, the big gun)

Technically, it's .30'06. It stands for caliber .30", 1906 (year of introduction).

You can also use .30-06, or write it "thirty aught six". Personally, I don't like the .30-06 construction because it confuses. Many cartridges, like the .30-30 and the .45-70 have the dash and a second number, that number being the number of grains of powder. So a .30-30 would be a .30 caliber with (nominally) 30 grains of powder. Using the terminology of .30-06 makes it seem like a .30 caliber propelled by an anemic 6 grains of powder, and make it seem to be less powerful than the .30-30 when the exact opposite is true.

/TMYK


Wow. You really do learn something new everyday.
 
2008-06-02 11:32:47 AM
xxBirdMadGirlxx: Wow. You really do learn something new everyday every day.

Now, it's two things.

Take tomorrow off, sweetie.
 
2008-06-02 11:32:56 AM
mooseyfate:
I was 19 when I hooked up with my 34 year old girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

/cougars are the best

i216.photobucket.com
 
2008-06-02 11:33:11 AM
Bartleby the Scrivener:

i use 220...221. whatever it takes.



My personal favorite is the .54-90:

img236.imageshack.us

That's 90 grains of 2F black powder (GOEX, by preference) behind a .535" patched round ball.

/The joke is that it's not a cartridge.
 
2008-06-02 11:37:56 AM
Now you see Yossarian, it's not a good idea to pass on a cougar like that to your young'uns. They don't stay fresh, and their utility fades as their temperature gets closer to room temperature.

A good gun, on the other hand, can be used for over 100 years with minimal maintainence.
 
2008-06-02 11:42:02 AM
Cougars go where the living is easy, not because people are invading their space. In April the cops shot one in Chicago for the first time in history. (new window) It probably had a nice diet of cats and poodles although there was home security video back in the nineties from Rancho Cucamonga of a cougar killing a 90 pound Rottie and jumping a six foot vertical bar metal fence with it.
 
2008-06-02 11:51:37 AM
dittybopper: Now you see Yossarian, it's not a good idea to pass on a cougar like that to your young'uns. They don't stay fresh, and their utility fades as their temperature gets closer to room temperature.

A good gun, on the other hand, can be used for over 100 years with minimal maintainence.




/not my cougar
 
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