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(TMZ)   Clay Aiken to become a father. Wait, WHAT?   (tmz.com) divider line 74
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2008-05-29 02:25:01 PM  
www.blogsmithmedia.comwww.ufpofsa.org
 
2008-05-29 02:30:14 PM  
She's 50? That's a bit unwise.
 
2008-05-29 02:35:02 PM  
FTFA:

We're told Foster was artificially inseminated.

It makes more sense now.
 
2008-05-29 02:38:02 PM  
Wait, is that his BABY mama...or HIS mama?
 
2008-05-29 03:10:32 PM  
She should have washed his thong before she decided to wear it.
 
2008-05-29 03:21:52 PM  
Just like Michael Jackson!
 
2008-05-29 04:00:17 PM  
We're told Foster was artificially inseminated

i224.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-29 04:01:48 PM  
The poll question on the page...

Better Dad?

Larry B
Clay A

Who the F is "Larry B"? Larry Bird?
 
2008-05-29 04:04:41 PM  
Clay Aiken to become a father.

Make that daddy... leather daddy.

/would post pic of Tobias here
//too scared to GIS "leather daddy" at work
///or at home
 
2008-05-29 04:05:04 PM  
Still no proof he's not gay!
 
2008-05-29 04:06:22 PM  
A 29 year old man who's best friend is a 50 year old woman? Well then it's official, he definitely can't be gay.
 
2008-05-29 04:08:51 PM  
did anyone else get the urge, when they first saw that picture, to punch him in the face?
 
2008-05-29 04:10:07 PM  
videodetective.com
Didn't think he had it in him.
 
2008-05-29 04:11:29 PM  
Yup. That does it.

/it *is* me.
 
2008-05-29 04:14:04 PM  
Bu-...but the people on the intertubes said he caught teh ghey. You mean they were wrong?
 
2008-05-29 04:15:18 PM  
We're told Foster was artificially inseminated.

img.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-29 04:18:56 PM  
We're told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm -- we're told he will have an active role in raising the child.

Nope. Still gay.

/no, I don't care that several people have already pointed this out
 
2008-05-29 04:19:34 PM  
...What the hell?
 
2008-05-29 04:23:01 PM  
Everything else aside, I bet Kathy Griffin is glad for the new material.
 
2008-05-29 04:24:04 PM  
No... thats... UNPOSSIBLE!
 
2008-05-29 04:24:24 PM  
srhp29: The poll question on the page...

Better Dad?

Larry B
Clay A

Who the F is "Larry B"? Larry Bird?



Larry Birkhead, in case you haven't watched cable news or Fark anytime in the past year or so.
 
2008-05-29 04:29:39 PM  
I won't believe it until it's on People.com
 
2008-05-29 04:31:06 PM  
Link
Well there goes his theory.
 
2008-05-29 04:35:30 PM  
Larry Birkhead, in case you haven't watched cable news or Fark anytime in the past year or so.

So, wait, I should have jumped right to Larry Birkhead based on that article? Why?

Yes, I know who Larry Birkhead is. I believe his child was inseminated the natural way, so what does he have to do with the story? Just as much as Larry Bird?

The question with no other reference to Larry Birkhead anywhere on the page is still a stupid one, but hell, I would expect nothing less from TMZ.
 
2008-05-29 04:45:18 PM  
Larry Bird inseminated Clay Aiken?
 
2008-05-29 04:45:42 PM  
But Clay is a lot more than sperm

You are what you eat.
 
2008-05-29 04:50:00 PM  
A 50 year old getting pregnant?

Let's wait and see what else about this situation is retarded.
 
2008-05-29 04:50:47 PM  
Moses To Sandy Koufax: Larry Bird inseminated Clay Aiken?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 
2008-05-29 04:50:55 PM  
emocomputerjock Are you in Northern Virginia?
 
2008-05-29 04:53:38 PM  
Minerva8918: emocomputerjock Are you in Northern Virginia?

Yep, been here for 8 years now. Damn time flies.
 
2008-05-29 04:57:23 PM  
Where at???
 
2008-05-29 05:00:24 PM  
Wendy's Chili: Make that daddy... leather daddy.

/would post pic of Tobias here
//too scared to GIS "leather daddy" at work
///or at home

Best I can do...at work as well.

/love AD
//just bought all 3 seasons
///excited for the movie
 
2008-05-29 05:01:00 PM  
Minerva8918: Where at???

Used to be out the Centreville way, recently moved farther up the parkway to the Reston area.
 
2008-05-29 05:02:08 PM  
Just one question, who/what the hell is this "Clay Aiken"?
 
2008-05-29 05:02:10 PM  
Ohh okay. Im originally fom Vienna. Those people are douchebags (like almost everyone else from NoVA).
 
2008-05-29 05:03:24 PM  
wow...that didn't work.

whatever I'm tired.
 
2008-05-29 05:07:36 PM  
Minerva8918: Ohh okay. Im originally fom Vienna. Those people are douchebags (like almost everyone else from NoVA).

Yep. Tysons, McLean, Vienna, Reston, all sparkling examples of Northern Virginia douchery. We've got easily as many douchebags per square mile as LA.
 
2008-05-29 05:17:12 PM  
hahaha so true.

Elitist assholes.
 
2008-05-29 05:18:40 PM  
Yep, gayer than a tennis helmet.
 
2008-05-29 05:23:49 PM  
i171.photobucket.com

spermalot?
 
2008-05-29 05:27:51 PM  
Moses To Sandy Koufax: Larry Bird inseminated Clay Aiken?
*snicker*
 
2008-05-29 05:31:42 PM  
50?! WHY? For the love of god, why?

/You're 29, bang a cute 20 something.
//The least you could have done was pick a cute 50 year old.
 
2008-05-29 05:33:30 PM  
i173.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2008-05-29 05:36:35 PM  
The Claiken has spawned!!!
 
2008-05-29 05:37:12 PM  
jake3988
50?! WHY? For the love of god, why?

/You're 29, bang a cute 20 something.
//The least you could have done was pick a cute 50 year old for a beard.



FTFY
 
2008-05-29 05:48:33 PM  
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20203048,00.html

noooooo!!!!

gross
 
2008-05-29 05:52:44 PM  
I'm not sure which image frightens me more: clay aiken humping a 50-year-old broad, or clay aiken masturbating into a cup.
 
2008-05-29 06:19:35 PM  
Larry Bowa inseminated Clay Aiken?
 
2008-05-29 06:25:35 PM  
Maybe it's a food baby.
 
2008-05-29 06:52:20 PM  
Um, alright, so uh, I'm just gonna go out in the hallway and throw up about something else. ...
 
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