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(Some Guy)		Neiman Marcus is selling some interesting Xmas ornaments this year (neimanmarcus.com)		98
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SoulAssassin		2002-11-24 01:47:21 PM

Fvck or treat?

irockalot		2002-11-24 01:47:26 PM

wow. that took me about a minute to see, but that is really funny.

Downer		2002-11-24 01:47:31 PM

Geez, wrong holiday, moron...

...It says WHAT?

AnArChY		2002-11-24 01:47:40 PM

Woah, a Halloween Christmas ornament

Backgroundnoise		2002-11-24 01:47:43 PM

i got a spooky surprise, just look in the bag!

SoulAssassin		2002-11-24 01:47:57 PM

Given a choice, I'd rather fvck anyday.

Drumblestunk		2002-11-24 01:48:38 PM

StrongSad?

BuzzLightyear		2002-11-24 01:49:08 PM

wow i picked up on that right away, best double take i've done in a long time :)

rockhound2k2		2002-11-24 01:49:32 PM

Which one is the treat?

clevershark		2002-11-24 01:50:01 PM

LOL... Quality control, anyone? :-)

TheBookPolice		2002-11-24 01:50:10 PM

Amazing...the more you look at it, the less it looks like what it's supposed to look like. How could this have gone unnoticed?

Backgroundnoise		2002-11-24 01:50:23 PM

hehhheh-heh they said mouth blown

TheBookPolice		2002-11-24 01:51:02 PM

And besides, this is so out-of-date...

I mean, who writes cursive anymore, anyway?

Pixieberry		2002-11-24 01:51:14 PM

Oooh, I'll take a fark please! I have enough treats!

Christian Bale		2002-11-24 01:51:19 PM

I'm sending this to everyone I know this holiday season.

Well, all the chicks at least.

Backgroundnoise		2002-11-24 01:51:55 PM

what is a Fuat, and why would i choose it over a fvck anyway?

brianna		2002-11-24 01:52:44 PM

$46.00?!?!?

insane_idoru		2002-11-24 01:53:12 PM

Damn, $46.00 for that crap ornament! It's almost worth it, though, for the giggle value.

Malinois		2002-11-24 01:53:14 PM

Sweet. Except for that Neiman Marcus pricetag...

Cookies anyone?

insane_idoru		2002-11-24 01:53:47 PM

lol, Brianna...

RileyGirl85		2002-11-24 01:54:03 PM

oh, before i thought this was just a stupid ordament, but now i see how incredaby funny it is.

Gotohell		2002-11-24 01:55:02 PM

fark or treat! Oh brother! That neiman marcus...They could be offering just what it sounds like, aren't these the dolts who offer insane gifts every year like submarines and trips to the moon? This year it's an intimate meeting with a ghost! BOOO-YA!

I got to go take a poop.

AChimp		2002-11-24 01:58:27 PM

The font that they chose to write "Trick or Treat" has unforeseen consequences. Hilarity ensues. :)

TigoleBitties		2002-11-24 01:59:41 PM

HAHAHAHAHAH

God I am crying...I need to get one before they realize it

Baahston		2002-11-24 01:59:46 PM

Needless Markups......?

Hotlips		2002-11-24 02:03:39 PM

$46.00??

I'll take two please. Best use of $100.00 I can think of.

Warchild		2002-11-24 02:04:02 PM

HEHE!! That is a good one! And they are probably gonna wonder why the server crashed.

bigredlemon		2002-11-24 02:08:45 PM

Magnified for your pleasure

Abroz		2002-11-24 02:09:20 PM

maibloatem! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(maibloatem=my @$$ is being laughed off at this exact moment)

monroeski		2002-11-24 02:09:50 PM

wow, didn't even notice the label part. I just thought it was linked for being a halloween christmas ornament, and wondered how such stupid posts get in there.

Greenchair		2002-11-24 02:11:25 PM

hahahahhahh thats a good one

JonathanChance		2002-11-24 02:14:44 PM

• Made in Poland

This just makes this article all that more hilarious.

Valkhorn		2002-11-24 02:15:24 PM

I wish I had 46 bucks for that, if so it would so be going on my tree.

Although being an Atheist with an Xmas tree is a novelty in of itself I might as well mix some holidays up to boot.

gudel		2002-11-24 02:16:40 PM

stupid, fark or treat, well well, shouldn't this be in fark ad anyway?

9/10		2002-11-24 02:17:06 PM

It sure does look like "Fvck or Treat." I guess that's what you get when people who can't speak or read English try to write in English(i.e. cheap Chinese import).

9/10		2002-11-24 02:17:50 PM

Or rather a Polish import.

No matter.

Pornosaur		2002-11-24 02:17:50 PM

If I had a xmas tree that was bigger than a foot tall, I would definetly buy this ornament.

JonathanChance		2002-11-24 02:18:40 PM

9/10

Actually if you read my above post, it's a cheap Polish import, not a cheap Chinese import.

No Such Agency		2002-11-24 02:19:16 PM

I have a hard time reading it as anything BUT "F.ck or Treat". It doesn't even look a little not-rude! [Stupid]

Zap_Rowsdower		2002-11-24 02:19:19 PM

Ha ha!

I smell a new Photoshop cliche.

Valkhorn		2002-11-24 02:23:37 PM

Still laughing... hehehehe

insane_idoru		2002-11-24 02:25:24 PM

Of course, because this got linked on Fark, N.M. is going to sell a million of these before someone actualy looks and realises what's wrong. I'm also thinking that some snickering web designer is fully aware of the problem and put it up anyway. At least, that's what I would do...

nunyuz		2002-11-24 02:26:32 PM

I dunno, if it says "Fvck or treat", what are those bats going into.....eeeewwww.

irockalot		2002-11-24 02:26:52 PM

is shepard smith their designer?

Pathighgate		2002-11-24 02:28:35 PM

What's 'Xmas'? Extreme mas? I don't get it.

Warchild		2002-11-24 02:29:26 PM

Who puts Halloween stuff on a Christmas tree anyway?

GCD		2002-11-24 02:30:38 PM

I wonder if they'd give a discount for a bulk order.

wydok		2002-11-24 02:32:37 PM

That was damn funny. I'm going to sit down and order one while enjoying a Neiman Marcus cookie and a cold can of Dr Pepper.

wydok		2002-11-24 02:39:17 PM

If you look at the bigger image, it's pretty obvious what is says. But from far away, which is how most people would see it on the tree, it is hilarious.