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2008-05-23 08:07:36 PM
I toad him that was a bad idea.
 
2008-05-23 08:23:34 PM
TrixieDelite: I toad him that was a bad idea.

Is it any surprise that he croaked?
 
2008-05-23 08:23:35 PM
He croaked.

/sorry
 
2008-05-23 09:19:20 PM
This is what happens when you do "toad"
i227.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-23 09:41:16 PM
He must have gotten real "hopped" up to do that. But all he did was get a "jump" on dying.
 
2008-05-23 10:42:06 PM
That slimy prick.
 
2008-05-23 11:17:34 PM
Subby:

toad /= frog
 
2008-05-23 11:17:39 PM
can someome list the differences between a frog and bear?
 
2008-05-23 11:18:20 PM
jhum101: He must have gotten real "hopped" up to do that. But all he did was get a "jump" on dying.

You don't have to use the "quotes"...we "get" it.
 
2008-05-23 11:19:04 PM
thecia.com.au

(Mr.) Toad?

/obscure?
 
2008-05-23 11:19:41 PM
NeuroticRocker: can someome list the differences between a frog and bear?

France & Russia

co-pilot seat please...
 
2008-05-23 11:21:10 PM
That stuff is one of the ingredients in zombie powder. Seriously.
 
2008-05-23 11:23:58 PM
Sex is a whole lot of fun. But it's not poison yourself fun.
 
2008-05-23 11:25:47 PM
Why would you use a frog-aphrodisiac if you're a person? You should be using people-aphrodisiacs due to the different anatomy.

/Horse tranquilizers work just fine on us though.
//... not that I have any personal experience with that.
 
2008-05-23 11:30:22 PM
Smellvin: Why would you use a frog-aphrodisiac if you're a person? You should be using people-aphrodisiacs due to the different anatomy.
Right.
Human horn anyone?
 
2008-05-23 11:30:58 PM
Miss Piggy approves.
 
2008-05-23 11:35:50 PM
Smellvin: Why would you use a frog-aphrodisiac if you're a person? You should be using people-aphrodisiacs due to the different anatomy.

/Horse tranquilizers work just fine on us though.
//... not that I have any personal experience with that.


Following your logic...
There's a restaurant in China you would be interested in dining at? Serves nothing but dishes made with various animal penis and testes, supposedly very good for virility.
 
2008-05-23 11:36:28 PM
Man uses frog aphrodisiac, winds up stiff

Man uses frog aphrodisiac, winds up croaking it

Subby -1
 
2008-05-23 11:37:27 PM
Fart_Machine: Miss Piggy approves.

That's 'cause she always loved a horny toad.
 
2008-05-23 11:40:42 PM
Miss Piggy cannot respond at this time. She has a frog in her throat.
 
2008-05-23 11:42:34 PM
AliasUndercover: That stuff is one of the ingredients in zombie powder. Seriously.

I see what you did there...

/+1 for the reference
 
2008-05-23 11:44:06 PM
What an odd way to get horny.
 
2008-05-23 11:46:19 PM
LOL
 
2008-05-23 11:47:43 PM
this and a bottle of wine can get you arse.
farm1.static.flickr.com

nguyen nguyen
 
2008-05-23 11:52:09 PM
that goes in the favorite pile for the year.
 
2008-05-24 12:00:55 AM
The aphrodisiac was supposed to have been applied to the skin, not eaten

haha! FAIL!
next time RTFM
 
2008-05-24 12:01:08 AM
They should just make Viagra cheap and OTC. That would do away with 90 percent of this asshattery.

This and the endangered bear spleens or whatever.
 
2008-05-24 12:01:08 AM
Lando Griffin warned us.
 
2008-05-24 12:01:29 AM
I tried to use a frog aphodisiac on my girlfriend but when I went to put on a standard condom she said, "rib it."

/for her pleasure
 
2008-05-24 12:03:15 AM
ozzie_stu: Man uses frog aphrodisiac, winds up stiff

Man uses frog aphrodisiac, winds up croaking it


Subby -1


Man uses frog aphrodisiac, croaks.

Get it?
Get it?

Was subby going for subtelty?

The world may never know.
 
2008-05-24 12:05:20 AM
Rub it, rub it.
 
2008-05-24 12:37:25 AM
Come on, i was drunk and thought i was being witty.

/subby
 
2008-05-24 12:51:24 AM
Mr. Toad's Wild Ride?
 
2008-05-24 12:52:16 AM
How 'bout them toad suckers, ain't they clods?
Sittin' there suckin' them green toady frogs!

Suckin' them hop toads, suckin' them chunkers,
Suckin' them a leapy type, suckin' them flunkers.

Look at them toad suckers, ain't they snappy?
Suckin' them bog frogs sure make's 'em happy!

Them hugger mugger toad suckers, way down south,
Stickin' them sucky toads in they mouth!

How to be a toad sucker, no way to duck it,
Get yourself a toad, rear back, and suck it!
-- Mason Williams
 
2008-05-24 12:55:38 AM
NeuroticRocker: can someome list the differences between a frog and bear?

Um...bears wear hats?
 
2008-05-24 12:59:03 AM
so nobody got the hedberg reference?!

this bit is where he says "and now I will list the differences between bears and frogs"

and goes on

-with frogs, when I go camping I don't have to hang my farking sandwiches from a tree

-when I see one, I don't have to play dead

-i don't squeeze honey from a plastic frog

etcetcetc
 
2008-05-24 01:01:52 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: TrixieDelite: I toad him that was a bad idea.

Is it any surprise that he croaked?


Wart are you guys talking about? It seems a ribbiting conversation.
 
2008-05-24 01:02:45 AM
OK, RTFA...
says the stuff was made from toads of the genus Bufo.
Uh...aren't ALL toads of the genus Bufo?

I mean, if you see 'Bufo' in the classification, that tells you right there "This critter is a TOAD."

/ not a frog
// so don't kiss it
/// or lick it
 
2008-05-24 01:16:36 AM
It must have been the lark's vomit.
 
2008-05-24 01:20:08 AM
That's a shame. He should have stayed dry in rubber boots while watching out for fruits and mutes.
 
2008-05-24 01:20:19 AM
syzygy whizz: NeuroticRocker: can someome list the differences between a frog and bear?

Um...bears wear hats?


THAT'S what ballet means??!! Aw man!!
 
2008-05-24 01:23:52 AM
But was it inside a peach? You need a really good frog, and a damn fine peach. "Peche ala frog" we called it when I was young.
 
2008-05-24 02:18:22 AM
marsgwar: Come on, i was drunk and thought i was being witty.

/subby


I'm drunk too and you were witty!!
 
2008-05-24 02:39:03 AM
Was is it a ... crunchy frog?
 
2008-05-24 02:39:22 AM
I came here for FailDay and I was disappointed by the lack of FarkTV thread...
 
2008-05-24 02:42:49 AM
Was is it a ... crunchy frog?

Argh...never post in the morning without coffee in the system
 
2008-05-24 02:48:37 AM
www.whatheck.com
 
2008-05-24 03:04:09 AM
I came for the Family Guy references. I wasn't disappointed.
 
2008-05-24 03:36:47 AM
Man this thread sucks. I want to pay respect to subby for his awesome tag!
 
2008-05-24 05:30:45 AM
If you want to see the affects of doing toad venom, vid search for the film "Magical Death".

/html ineptitude
 
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