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(HolyTaco)		Girl tragically afflicted with "open mouth" disease (holytaco.com)		123
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The Great EZE		2008-05-23 04:22:46 PM

That's not a disease. She just knows that Barack is coming.

eddyatwork		2008-05-23 04:44:42 PM

She needs something to fill her mouth. I have something in mind.

z_gringo		2008-05-23 04:46:09 PM

Wow.

Macular Degenerate		2008-05-23 06:58:05 PM

My boy parts have that effect on women. Sorry.

/lame repeat

Barakku		2008-05-23 06:59:30 PM

Fapfapfap...

candiru.fish		2008-05-23 06:59:49 PM

penis goes where?

Heamer		2008-05-23 07:00:40 PM

Reverse lockjaw?

Barakku		2008-05-23 07:01:08 PM

FTFA: Tags: girl, open mouth

Now where...where on earth have I seen this before?

ctobio		2008-05-23 07:01:12 PM

Subby's mom appears to be afflicted with the same malady, just in time for Fleet Week in NYC.

phlegmmo		2008-05-23 07:01:19 PM

That's the funniest thing I've seen all day.

moops		2008-05-23 07:02:13 PM

the_chief		2008-05-23 07:02:32 PM

Hillary has this too.

DrForrester		2008-05-23 07:02:41 PM

is it contagious? I'd like to have her cough on my wife.

LukeA		2008-05-23 07:03:22 PM

I know people like that.

lelio		2008-05-23 07:03:45 PM

Penis goes where?

EL_FABREZ		2008-05-23 07:04:09 PM

DrForrester: is it contagious?

What, being Asian?

Renegade Pancake		2008-05-23 07:04:42 PM

This got green-lit?

mjk42		2008-05-23 07:05:00 PM

EL_FABREZ: DrForrester: is it contagious?

What, being Asian?

no but yellow fever is

Heamer		2008-05-23 07:05:01 PM

Barakku		2008-05-23 07:05:24 PM

EL_FABREZ: DrForrester: is it contagious?

What, being Asian?

Yellow fever?

Monkey's Knuckle		2008-05-23 07:05:32 PM

The Great EZE: That's not a disease. She just knows that Barack is coming.

What a fine, flexible mind you must have.

Plug_Nickel		2008-05-23 07:05:33 PM

Cute, too. I think I may have the treatment.

/obvious

EJ25T		2008-05-23 07:05:44 PM

This is all over a car forum I visit from time to time. The 'shops are merciless.

schnarff		2008-05-23 07:05:53 PM

The Great EZE: That's not a disease. She just knows that Barack is coming.

Barakku		2008-05-23 07:06:24 PM

mjk42: EL_FABREZ: DrForrester: is it contagious?

What, being Asian?

no but yellow fever is

martin.hinchliffe.googlepages.com

...ya bastard.

schnarff		2008-05-23 07:08:10 PM

candiru.fish: lello: penis goes where?

/I love that picture, whoever created it wins 1 brazillion internets :-)

uknowzit		2008-05-23 07:08:19 PM

Incredible

Its like her sig.

Atharaenea		2008-05-23 07:08:20 PM

Awww, leave her alone, she's just a kid.

Mentat		2008-05-23 07:08:32 PM

Squirrel Nutkin		2008-05-23 07:08:50 PM

Okay, mildly funny I will admit. But really...greenlight?

schnarff		2008-05-23 07:10:02 PM

Squirrel Nutkin: Okay, mildly funny I will admit. But really...greenlight?

It's not so much the article that was greenlit, as the ridiculously awesome thread that it's sure to generate. :-)

techbuzz		2008-05-23 07:10:03 PM

Barnacles!		2008-05-23 07:11:18 PM

phlegmmo: That's the funniest thing I've seen all day.

same here.

heh

img186.imageshack.us

glenlivid		2008-05-23 07:11:23 PM

Atharaenea: Awww, leave her alone, she's just a kid.

images.nintendolife.com

grape_ape		2008-05-23 07:11:50 PM

keep in mind you are fapping over a girl that is probably only 16 or 17 at a junior prom...

-how did this get green lit?

No Such Agency		2008-05-23 07:12:59 PM

Jesus christ guys, she's like 14. And Asian, so she looks 12. You repellent perverts.

img.photobucket.com

retarded		2008-05-23 07:13:33 PM

rowrr

unholycode76		2008-05-23 07:13:49 PM

Heartbreaking. In 85% of cases this has been known to lead to spunkbreath syndrome.

BigHarv		2008-05-23 07:14:12 PM

Okay, so is this an attempt to repeat Von Krunk's douche-picture bonanza, except with a ton of 'open mouth' jokes?
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Because I'm totally down with that.

ultraholland		2008-05-23 07:15:25 PM

wasn't this submitted (greenlit perhaps) last week?

Cerebral Ballsy		2008-05-23 07:15:41 PM

Scraping the bottom of the barrel for stories, huh, Fark?

Phiro		2008-05-23 07:15:47 PM

I just came in here for pictures of princess beatrice. very very disappointed.

Mad Scientist		2008-05-23 07:19:18 PM

You 'pose to axe permission to open your mouth.

InternetLOL		2008-05-23 07:21:06 PM

Ahoytheship		2008-05-23 07:22:12 PM

/not impressed

JonnyBGoode		2008-05-23 07:22:43 PM

no "shut your whore mouth" pics yet?

/disappointed

Memoryalpha		2008-05-23 07:25:32 PM

With all these obama's coming jokes, it reminds me of what a lot of people said during clinton's husband's first campaign. "Which way do you plan on taking it in this election, up the a** or down the throat?" (this was well before the lewinski thing)

Tommy Moo		2008-05-23 07:26:18 PM

No Such Agency: Jesus christ guys, she's like 14. And Asian, so she looks 12. You repellent perverts.

How do you figure? She's at a prom, so she's at least 17.

Not that I'm into her, but I could certainly see how she'd have some appeal to some farkers.

Also, Mentat... is that pic the inspiration for the Shoop? It sure looks like it.