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2008-05-23 01:27:40 PM
And they are yummy too!

Link (new window)
 
2008-05-23 01:37:30 PM
We don't get them down here. But growing up in NJ as a kid, I used to catch them, tie fishing line around their legs, and fly them like a toy airplane.
 
2008-05-23 01:44:11 PM
Meh. We had our 17-year invasion in 2004.
 
2008-05-23 01:47:05 PM
After molting, males gather in "chorusing trees" and lure females with courtship songs...

"Hey baby, are you shedding your exoskeleton or are you just happy to see me?"
 
2008-05-23 02:00:49 PM
RREEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr
 
2008-05-23 02:51:40 PM
I've heard of this.
 
2008-05-23 02:52:23 PM
Cicadas = sluts
 
2008-05-23 03:27:04 PM
Speak for yourself, prudemitter.

*sprays binaca*
 
2008-05-23 04:01:15 PM
They are some ugly, ugly bugs.

I think. I was nine last time they were here.
 
2008-05-23 04:03:01 PM
They're gonna squash good...
 
2008-05-23 04:03:26 PM
Brood IX (2004) rules! All the rest are just a curiosity.
 
2008-05-23 04:08:41 PM
i197.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-23 04:12:29 PM
I brought one of these monsters to school once when I was in grade 1. It was probably ten inches long. Scared all the little girls good.

Now I've got a different ten incher that scares the little girls.
 
2008-05-23 04:14:17 PM
Walker: Meh. We had our 17-year invasion in 2004.

Meh meh. Our neighborhood was dug up and created shortly after one of the cycles, and we were cicada-free.

/had to go to Towson for shells
 
2008-05-23 04:15:35 PM
OtherLittleGuy

I grew up in Towson.
 
2008-05-23 04:17:15 PM
hockeyfarker: I brought one of these monsters to school once when I was in grade 1. It was probably ten inches long. Scared all the little girls good.

Now I've got a different ten incher that scares the little girls.


A 10" cicada, eh?
 
2008-05-23 04:22:36 PM
hockeyfarker: I brought one of these monsters to school once when I was in grade 1. It was probably ten inches long.

10"?!?! That pretty impressive considering the usual size is 1-2 inches with only Pomponia imperatoria getting larger (up to ~6")

If you would have kept it, the bug would have made you a lot of money... or at least some fame.
 
2008-05-23 04:28:45 PM
Dingus_Egg: hockeyfarker: I brought one of these monsters to school once when I was in grade 1. It was probably ten inches long.

10"?!?! That pretty impressive considering the usual size is 1-2 inches with only Pomponia imperatoria getting larger (up to ~6")

If you would have kept it, the bug would have made you a lot of money... or at least some fame.


Although his "10-incher" may actually be the size of a cicada.
 
2008-05-23 04:34:11 PM
Ecobuckeye: Dingus_Egg: hockeyfarker: I brought one of these monsters to school once when I was in grade 1. It was probably ten inches long.

10"?!?! That pretty impressive considering the usual size is 1-2 inches with only Pomponia imperatoria getting larger (up to ~6")

If you would have kept it, the bug would have made you a lot of money... or at least some fame.

Although his "10-incher" may actually be the size of a cicada.


well we all know the E-peen is always compensating for the real-peen...

/plus it was brought up unprovoked...
//cicadas haven't a thing against Kabutomushi's
///buying one when it gets warm
 
2008-05-23 04:41:20 PM
My Bad... I meant Brood X


/sorry if I caused any distress among the FARK posters.
 
2008-05-23 04:49:29 PM
2004 brood was really awesome.

/cicadas are a cool bug
 
2008-05-23 04:55:14 PM
i176.photobucket.com

Trap?
 
2008-05-23 05:28:14 PM
INTERNET SEX PARTY?!
 
2008-05-23 05:29:41 PM
Ecobuckeye: hockeyfarker: I brought one of these monsters to school once when I was in grade 1. It was probably ten inches long. Scared all the little girls good.

Now I've got a different ten incher that scares the little girls.

A 10" cicada, eh?


that should give some indication of the actual length of the alleged "10 incher" he is sporting now
 
2008-05-23 05:36:05 PM
Krymson Tyde

Ecobuckeye: hockeyfarker: I brought one of these monsters to school once when I was in grade 1. It was probably ten inches long. Scared all the little girls good.

Now I've got a different ten incher that scares the little girls.

A 10" cicada, eh?

that should give some indication of the actual length of the alleged "10 incher" he is sporting now

I LOL'd
 
2008-05-23 05:39:42 PM
A Flickr search for "bug pr0n" does turn up results. The label "insex" also appeares to be in vogue.
 
2008-05-23 06:11:34 PM
Ecobuckeye: A 10" cicada, eh?

This happened in Malaysia. I guess their bugs are a little bigger over there.
 
2008-05-23 06:30:45 PM
Ecobuckeye: hockeyfarker: I brought one of these monsters to school once when I was in grade 1. It was probably ten inches long. Scared all the little girls good.

Now I've got a different ten incher that scares the little girls.

A 10" cicada, eh?


Penis. There. 10" Penis.

/you're all thinking the same thing. Stop pretending you're not.
 
2008-05-23 07:10:20 PM
The things are farking annoying. Noise, Noise. farking bugs everywhere.
 
2008-05-23 07:32:57 PM
Don't eat them. Many carry a nasty fungus that can land you in the hospital.

/The fungus makes them gay
//You too
///Maybe
 
2008-05-23 07:38:07 PM
Randal2477: Ecobuckeye: A 10" cicada, eh?

Penis. There. 10" Penis.

/you're all thinking the same thing. Stop pretending you're not.


I think he's actually disputing the claim of a 10" cicada...but way to go on catching the innuendo, you're definitely on top of that 10" penis...
 
2008-05-23 08:33:10 PM
Dingus_Egg2008-05-23 04:08:41 PM
i197.photobucket.com

img219.imageshack.us

Respek Knuckles for bringing the lolslug love. You're the only one I've seen still pushing the lolslug agenda.

/lolslugz
//I can haz them?
 
2008-05-23 08:39:28 PM
i2.photobucket.com

Gang bang guy is disappointed.
 
2008-05-23 10:44:22 PM
I don't care about their sex parties, it's the subsequent baby booms that need to stop.

A couple years ago we had one of those 17-year (or whatever) cycles and I'd never heard so much racket, ever.
 
2008-05-23 10:56:39 PM
Well played, subby.
 
2008-05-24 08:04:21 AM
from the '04 Cincinnati invasion.
farkshots.890m.com
they rode 5 miles on the back of my truck like this.
 
2008-05-24 04:15:56 PM
 
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