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2008-05-23 08:51:04 AM
If you ever let anyone take naked pictures of you, you should assume they will show up somewhere that you don't want them to be seen. If you think otherwise, you are an idiot.
 
2008-05-23 09:15:05 AM
Sounds like a prime candidate for a slander case to me. Funny that the ex skedaddled to Cyprus, though. Think she might be trying to avoid the court system?
 
2008-05-23 10:10:10 AM
The poster really puts the "bare ass" in "embarrassing incident".

Of course, he could always retaliate with a tits pic of the ex. But then he'd be abusing women and we'd have to lynch him, right?
 
2008-05-23 10:13:13 AM
Oh, and here's a link with a pic (bare man ass - your call if it's sfw)
 
2008-05-23 11:28:54 AM
I'd hit it.
 
2008-05-23 11:54:52 AM
Wow even the British are so polite ... an American wife would have shot them both.
 
2008-05-23 11:55:35 AM
She posted someone else's picture without axing permission?

That's Fraud!
 
2008-05-23 11:55:49 AM
these fotos are mines right? you gotta have copyrights!
 
2008-05-23 11:56:29 AM
Is this really news? I am sorry Pasha is 'hurt' but so what? Take the farking pictures down and move on. Be happy that's all the crazy b*tch wanted to do.
 
2008-05-23 11:56:51 AM
Why did she have to be so anal about this. Just move on damnit!
 
2008-05-23 11:56:52 AM
icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com
more cat pictures
 
2008-05-23 11:57:24 AM
RQB1018 got me by 14 seconds!
 
2008-05-23 11:58:20 AM
He calls it the "last act of a spurned woman" and I must caution him against such rash optimism. That may not be the last shot in her locker.
 
2008-05-23 11:59:49 AM
 
2008-05-23 12:00:00 PM
The butt of all jokes? All jokes.
Fine, I got the memo, but I think it's a lousy idea?

How do you know when a woman reaches climax?
Pasha's butt.

What's worse than a dead baby in a blender?
Pasha's butt.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pasha's butt.
 
2008-05-23 12:00:47 PM
RQB1018: She posted someone else's picture without axing permission?

That's Fraud!


Finger51: these fotos are mines right? you gotta have copyrights!

I lol'd. Then I eezmailed him this thread.
 
2008-05-23 12:01:16 PM
Isn't being named Pasha punishment enough?
 
2008-05-23 12:01:36 PM
perryjo: Why did she have to be so anal about this.

She certainly had a lot of cheek.

He'll now be the butt of jokes in the neighborhood.

You should ass permission before distributing pictures like that.

/Okay, that'll do, Austin
 
2008-05-23 12:01:41 PM
This thread is entirely acceptable without pictures
 
2008-05-23 12:02:50 PM
I would be more embarrassed that my ex was acting like a psycho than the picture. You can go to any beach and see way more butt than that.
 
2008-05-23 12:03:15 PM
Finger51: these fotos are mines right? you gotta have copyrights!

haha well played
 
2008-05-23 12:03:18 PM
sleep lack: psychoexgirlfriend.com

That one has to be a red head
 
2008-05-23 12:04:04 PM
Adman12: The poster really puts the "bare ass" in "embarrassing incident".

Of course, he could always retaliate with a tits pic of the ex. But then he'd be abusing women and we'd have to lynch him, right?


NO. There's no double standard there at all. SO UNFAIR! DAMNIT!
 
2008-05-23 12:05:53 PM
BillCo: If you ever let anyone take naked pictures of you, you should assume they will show up somewhere that you don't want them to be seen. If you think otherwise, you are an idiot.


Hey don't say that to loud my GF is about ready to let me do this
 
2008-05-23 12:06:10 PM
Tuna Fingers, had I the authority to declare this, would win the thread.
 
2008-05-23 12:06:50 PM
Wow even the British are so polite ... an American wife would have shot them both

I believe the proper procedure is running him down with an SUV.
 
2008-05-23 12:07:14 PM
Yeah, I don't know. I'd NEVER post pictures of someone who did me wrong. And I've been done wrong, and had photos.

Its just low class.

My fiance's ex got all pissed when she started seeing me 2 full months after they split, and he had pics on his phone of her he was trying to show all around at the bar he/she hung out at.

Low class I says.
 
2008-05-23 12:09:20 PM
What does Chick McGee always say?

No video
Don't take any pictures
Don't write anything down
Deny
Deny
Deny
 
2008-05-23 12:09:39 PM
I've got a healthy collection of "ex" pictures, but on the other side of the coin, my cock 'n' balls are floating out there somewhere in the cyber-ether too. It's a very delicate balance.
 
2008-05-23 12:10:07 PM
My siblings and I used to take ass photos (or moon shots) if anyone left their camera unattended at a family function. It was always good for a laugh when a prudish sister-in-law had to pick up pictures at the developer's.

I no longer do that since we entered the digital/internets/photoshop era.
 
2008-05-23 12:10:31 PM
Lucidz: My fiance's ex got all pissed when she started seeing me 2 full months after they split, and he had pics on his phone of her he was trying to show all around at the bar he/she hung out at.

Low class I says.


Agreed. Most people will probably ignore him or just chuckle politely and then turn their back to him.

Most people probably just upload them to Dumpstersluts and be done with it.

/Have pictures
//Never uploaded them
 
2008-05-23 12:10:52 PM
The picture isnt really even embarrassing. Its just kinda stupid.

I would be more embarrassed that I had a psycho ex.
 
2008-05-23 12:11:10 PM
Belltower: perryjo: Why did she have to be so anal about this.

She certainly had a lot of cheek.
He'll now be the butt of jokes in the neighborhood.
You should ass permission before distributing pictures like that.
/Okay, that'll do, Austin


Yea, that lady is cracked out. She must have hit rock bottom. Falling behind with the times I guess.

Good times.
 
2008-05-23 12:11:19 PM
Aside from, you know, nude models, only a true moran allows someone else to take nude pictures of him or her, much less keep the pictures. Trusting any other human being to that degree is about the stupidest thing one could ever do.
 
2008-05-23 12:11:23 PM
sleep lack

Wow! All I can say is I think I dated that woman myself. Great in the sack, but CRAZY,

Got me looking over my shoulder now.
 
2008-05-23 12:11:54 PM
img136.imageshack.us
 
2008-05-23 12:12:29 PM
Not bad; he's kinda hot. Not sure why ex-wife felt it was punishing him to post the pictures (other than the part about being a cheater). Looks like free advertising to me.

If seeing pictures of himself everywhere for a day or two is the worst he gets, he's extremely lucky.
 
2008-05-23 12:16:47 PM
Just curious why the whole "scorned woman" defense is acceptable for most any behaviour on her part but if a man did the same thing, then OH NOES!!

I had an ex who thought my breaking up with her was justification to slash all my tires - on the one year anniversary of our breakup. Damn I miss her...

The older I get, the more I realize that it flies, floats or farks - it's better to rent than own. Chicks is crazy.

/why yes I am a lonely old guy, why do you ask?
 
2008-05-23 12:19:07 PM
LandOfChocolate:
Agreed. Most people will probably ignore him or just chuckle politely and then turn their back to him.

Most people probably just upload them to Dumpstersluts and be done with it.

/Have pictures
//Never uploaded them

Dumpstersluts? I gotta write that down.... Hrmmm, fiance working tomorrow till 2:30, I'll be home all alone.

Looks like I have some surfing to do!
 
2008-05-23 12:19:22 PM
RQB1018: She posted someone else's picture without axing permission?

That's Fraud!


You're my hero! Thread over.
 
2008-05-23 12:19:22 PM
TheKingOfMexico: Aside from, you know, nude models, only a true moran allows someone else to take nude pictures of him or her, much less keep the pictures. Trusting any other human being to that degree is about the stupidest thing one could ever do.

If you saw nude pictures of any one of us, would you really care? A few chuckles, sure, but not a real big deal. Maybe if you plan to run for president some day, but otherwise, meh.

Seriously, there's so many pictures of naked people around, a few more aren't going to make much difference. Perhaps a bit of embarrassment if your parents saw them or something. Heck, I wish I had a few from when I was at my hottest. (Ok, I don't care so much about the privates, but I've love to see exactly how buff I was.)

And if I did have those pictures, I wouldn't care if any of you saw them, even if anyone of either gender liked wanking to them.
 
2008-05-23 12:20:20 PM
SichuanPepper: The picture isnt really even embarrassing. Its just kinda stupid.

I would be more embarrassed that I had a psycho ex.


As opposed to a "sane" one?

What color is the sky in your world?
 
2008-05-23 12:21:59 PM
RE que.guero2008-05-23 12:16:47 PM
Just curious why the whole "scorned woman" defense is acceptable for most any behaviour on her part but if a man did the same thing, then OH NOES!!


Yeah, we never hear stories about men stalking and then murdering their exes. Only women are crazy enough to do shiat like that.

Wait...
 
2008-05-23 12:22:37 PM
Ow My Balls: What does Chick McGee always say?

No video
Don't take any pictures
Don't write anything down
Deny
Deny
Deny


Yea, I've had many friends that have shown me pictures of their naked girlfriends on there cell phone. I didn't even ask. They just flashed it out there. Personally, I don't care if everyone sees me naked or not. The one thing I will say, is I sure as hell wouldn't allow a nude pic of me to be taken if I didn't plan on having it posted on the front page of the Enquirer.
 
2008-05-23 12:24:40 PM
que.guero: Just curious why the whole "scorned woman" defense is acceptable for most any behaviour on her part but if a man did the same thing, then OH NOES!!

Don't you know anything? It's like the whole cheating thing:

1. If a man cheats, he's no good rotten scum
2. If a woman cheats, it's because her no good rotten scum of a man drove her to it

You're gonna have to learn these things if you wanna survive on Fark
 
2008-05-23 12:25:33 PM
cerberus9: SichuanPepper: The picture isnt really even embarrassing. Its just kinda stupid.

I would be more embarrassed that I had a psycho ex.

As opposed to a "sane" one?

What color is the sky in your world?


1. yes
2. blue
 
2008-05-23 12:26:07 PM
Punch her in the mouth and steal her groceries.
 
2008-05-23 12:30:07 PM
cerberus9: que.guero: Just curious why the whole "scorned woman" defense is acceptable for most any behaviour on her part but if a man did the same thing, then OH NOES!!

Don't you know anything? It's like the whole cheating thing:

1. If a man cheats, he's no good rotten scum
2. If a woman cheats, it's because her no good rotten scum of a man drove her to it

You're gonna have to learn these things if you wanna survive on Fark


or:
1. If a man cheats, the woman didn't have supper ready on time and she's lucky she didn't get a black eye.
2. If the woman cheats, she's a farking disease infested whore.

Not my personal views, but, yet, we have another Fark point of view.
 
2008-05-23 12:30:24 PM
I get a lot of compliments from the women about my ass so frankly if this were to happen to me I'd be okay with it.

/doing it myself would be vane
 
2008-05-23 12:31:13 PM
i saw this headline and about had a heartattack because my ex snapped a photo of my naked butt as i was ready to get into the shower once.

good thing she broke my heart, instead of the other way around.

/now that i think of it, i have racy pics of her in lingerie...
//no no... bad idea. one day though... one day
 
2008-05-23 12:37:20 PM
BillCo: If you ever let anyone take naked pictures of you, you should assume they will show up somewhere that you don't want them to be seen. If you think otherwise, you are an idiot.

Sadly, you are probably right, and that's a shame. People like to get frisky and have fun, but knowing that you could be involved or even married to a vengeful or weird person can put a damper on it. BTW, Tammy Wynette was once married to a nutjob like that. He liked to take naked pics of her and swap them via mail with strangers. One showed up at an early concert and showed her pics of herself. How creepy.
 
2008-05-23 12:38:22 PM
If the woman cheats, she's a farking disease infested whore.

Until it's your turn.
 
2008-05-23 12:42:11 PM
que.guero: I had an ex who thought my breaking up with her was justification to slash all my tires - on the one year anniversary of our breakup.



images.eonline.com

approves.
 
2008-05-23 12:42:45 PM
culebra: If the woman cheats, she's a farking disease infested whore.

Until it's your turn.


Indeed sir.

What's the difference between a whore and a biatch?

-The whore farks everyone at the party.

-The biatch farks everyone at the party but you.
 
2008-05-23 12:43:01 PM
That is why one must never, I repeat never, save comprimising pictures!
 
2008-05-23 12:43:58 PM
There really can be such things as sane ex'es. Honestly until my current relationship I had never had to deal with a crazy ex.

GOD they suck.
 
2008-05-23 12:43:59 PM
For the love of little green apples, people.

When we marry - or just have a longterm commitment - we trust our partners with stuff that is far more important than an image. I've trusted my husband with my deepest fears, my insecurities, the trust I've given him in return. And yes, he's got nude photos of me, and there are images of him as well. Whoop-te-frickin'-do. Supposing I went batshiat insane and ran away to bang the entire Raptors' lineup, I know him well enough to know that he would just close that chapter of his life - not post shiat on utility poles or websites.

/trust, or trust not
//a trust violated says more about the offender than about the victim
///take the high road - always
 
2008-05-23 12:46:08 PM
I never cheated, but if she were to plaster pics of my ass around it would be doing a service to society.
 
2008-05-23 12:47:08 PM
same old song and dance...
 
2008-05-23 12:48:22 PM
i say Pasha had it cummings.
 
2008-05-23 12:51:05 PM
Actually speaking of psychos...

My fiance has this one friend who slept with a dude and "hung out" over the course of about 3 weeks, around 8 months ago. She still mentions him constantly, and we get updates on whoever he's had sex with ever since. She sort of stalked him for a while, and even made a point of sleeping with his friends, I guess as some kind of ammo to present to him if she got pissed enough.

Turns out one of the girls he banged once, like 5 months ago is actually a pretty sweet girl and fun to hang out with.

My fiance kinda ended up liking her as a friend, and we invited her to dinner. Apparently my fiance's friend found out, and calls up my fiance going, "Why are you hiding things from me!"
 
2008-05-23 12:54:10 PM
jst3p: I never cheated, but if she were to plaster pics of my ass around it would be doing a service to society.

If she used plaster as a mold, then we could create a life-sized bronze bust. Or would that be a butt?
 
2008-05-23 12:57:35 PM
FrancoFile: more cat pictures

Dude, if you think that is a cat you need to get your eyes checked.
 
2008-05-23 12:57:42 PM
Lucidz Sounds like a true life fairy tale.

/Dr. Laura where are you when we need you?
 
2008-05-23 12:57:52 PM
techmom: For the love of little green apples, people.

When we marry - or just have a longterm commitment - we trust our partners with stuff that is far more important than an image. I've trusted my husband with my deepest fears, my insecurities, the trust I've given him in return. And yes, he's got nude photos of me, and there are images of him as well. Whoop-te-frickin'-do. Supposing I went batshiat insane and ran away to bang the entire Raptors' lineup, I know him well enough to know that he would just close that chapter of his life - not post shiat on utility poles or websites.

/trust, or trust not
//a trust violated says more about the offender than about the victim
///take the high road - always


Back in the day when camcorders used VHS tapes,(yeah, my lawn, etc), my 1st wife and I played around with one we had.
She found some tapes several monthes after we seperated, told me she burned them. I looked, had some too, did the same.

Classy lady, we had a great kid together, he and his wife have given us twin grandsons.
 
2008-05-23 12:59:21 PM
techmom: jst3p: I never cheated, but if she were to plaster pics of my ass around it would be doing a service to society.

If she used plaster as a mold, then we could create a life-sized bronze bust. Or would that be a butt?


Whichever, it would be epic.
 
2008-05-23 01:01:15 PM
FTA: "Mrs. Cummings was not available for comment."

hehe...Mrs. Cummings...
 
2008-05-23 01:01:31 PM
G.I.R.B.: techmom: For the love of little green apples, people.

When we marry - or just have a longterm commitment - we trust our partners with stuff that is far more important than an image. I've trusted my husband with my deepest fears, my insecurities, the trust I've given him in return. And yes, he's got nude photos of me, and there are images of him as well. Whoop-te-frickin'-do. Supposing I went batshiat insane and ran away to bang the entire Raptors' lineup, I know him well enough to know that he would just close that chapter of his life - not post shiat on utility poles or websites.

/trust, or trust not
//a trust violated says more about the offender than about the victim
///take the high road - always

Back in the day when camcorders used VHS tapes,(yeah, my lawn, etc), my 1st wife and I played around with one we had.
She found some tapes several monthes after we seperated, told me she burned them. I looked, had some too, did the same.

Classy lady, we had a great kid together, he and his wife have given us twin grandsons.



I have a couple compromising pics of my wife, we are separated. I have asked her a couple times if she wants me to delete them, she has said I can keep them if I want.

Even if things don't work out they will never go farther than my eyes. Even if things got really confrontational I can't imagine going to that level of douchary.
 
2008-05-23 01:01:37 PM
G.I.R.B.: She found some tapes several monthes after we seperated, told me she burned them. I looked, had some too, did the same.

That's how folks with class behave; the general public isn't (aren't?) used to such things anymore.
 
2008-05-23 01:03:47 PM
cache.gawker.com
 
2008-05-23 01:06:58 PM
RokuSanNi

I don't get it; that's not an ass, that's a...

Oh.

/gets it
 
2008-05-23 01:07:01 PM
There are two americas. Those with Ed Hardy tshirts and holding money fans. And those who would/will never wear an Ed Hardy tshirt with a fan made out of their tax refund money.
 
2008-05-23 01:10:31 PM
sleep lack

I'd rather have pictures of my butt plastered to telephone poles in my neighborhood.
 
2008-05-23 01:11:31 PM
His last name IS plural, after all.

Fair warning.
 
2008-05-23 01:13:20 PM
I have pictures of my naked butt.
When I get mad at myself, I post them on the Internet.
 
2008-05-23 01:13:50 PM
Cummings and going...going and Cummings
 
2008-05-23 01:16:03 PM
G.I.R.B.: techmom: For the love of little green apples, people.

When we marry - or just have a longterm commitment - we trust our partners with stuff that is far more important than an image. I've trusted my husband with my deepest fears, my insecurities, the trust I've given him in return. And yes, he's got nude photos of me, and there are images of him as well. Whoop-te-frickin'-do. Supposing I went batshiat insane and ran away to bang the entire Raptors' lineup, I know him well enough to know that he would just close that chapter of his life - not post shiat on utility poles or websites.

/trust, or trust not
//a trust violated says more about the offender than about the victim
///take the high road - always

Back in the day when camcorders used VHS tapes,(yeah, my lawn, etc), my 1st wife and I played around with one we had.
She found some tapes several monthes after we seperated, told me she burned them. I looked, had some too, did the same.

Classy lady, we had a great kid together, he and his wife have given us twin grandsons.


Thats class and respect.

//gets off his lawn.
 
2008-05-23 01:19:05 PM
Count me in the "that's all she did? You lucky sonofabiatch!" category...

My psycho ex would laugh at his psycho ex for letting him off easy!

/how dare I be happy with another woman I met 2 years after we broke up!?!
// clearly, I must pay (along with my new, pregnant fiancee, and the people who own the house where we met at a party and the guy who invited me to the party, etc)
/// really wishes I was kidding
 
2008-05-23 01:21:12 PM
perryjo: Yea, I've had many friends that have shown me pictures of their naked girlfriends on there cell phone. I didn't even ask. They just flashed it out there. Personally, I don't care if everyone sees me naked or not. The one thing I will say, is I sure as hell wouldn't allow a nude pic of me to be taken if I didn't plan on having it posted on the front page of the Enquirer.

Likewise... my wife keeps naked pics of me and my schlong on her phone and she flashes to everyone.

It's even a conversation starter for her at times

"wanna see my husbands dick?"
 
2008-05-23 01:22:46 PM
tuna fingers, you make me lol.
 
2008-05-23 01:24:58 PM
ciocia: que.guero: I had an ex who thought my breaking up with her was justification to slash all my tires - on the one year anniversary of our breakup.

approves.


oh gods, is that the chick who sings that horrible song?

"carved my name into his leather seeeeeeeeeeeats!"

/hates that song with a passion. fiancee loves it...
 
2008-05-23 01:25:12 PM
highendmighty: I have pictures of my naked butt.
When I get mad at myself, I post them on the Internet.


i LOLed
 
2008-05-23 01:25:55 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: perryjo: Yea, I've had many friends that have shown me pictures of their naked girlfriends on there cell phone. I didn't even ask. They just flashed it out there. Personally, I don't care if everyone sees me naked or not. The one thing I will say, is I sure as hell wouldn't allow a nude pic of me to be taken if I didn't plan on having it posted on the front page of the Enquirer.

Likewise... my wife keeps naked pics of me and my schlong on her phone and she flashes to everyone.

It's even a conversation starter for her at times

"wanna see my husbands dick?"


new keyboard, etc....
 
2008-05-23 01:26:30 PM
gorgor: Punch her in the mouth and steal her groceries.

Around here, that's called Tuesday.
 
2008-05-23 01:26:55 PM
What's up with the dude and the cash?
So, I can walk to the bank and pull twenty 1000's and fan them out. Big whoop.

or is it the mustache? What am I missing?
 
2008-05-23 01:30:26 PM
BHShaman: What's up with the dude and the cash?
So, I can walk to the bank and pull twenty 1000's and fan them out. Big whoop.

or is it the mustache? What am I missing?


lol http://gawker.com/392686/craigslist-cash+waver-threatens-to-punch-sue-us
 
2008-05-23 01:30:30 PM
SichuanPepper: G.I.R.B.: techmom: For the love of little green apples, people.

When we marry - or just have a longterm commitment - we trust our partners with stuff that is far more important than an image. I've trusted my husband with my deepest fears, my insecurities, the trust I've given him in return. And yes, he's got nude photos of me, and there are images of him as well. Whoop-te-frickin'-do. Supposing I went batshiat insane and ran away to bang the entire Raptors' lineup, I know him well enough to know that he would just close that chapter of his life - not post shiat on utility poles or websites.

/trust, or trust not
//a trust violated says more about the offender than about the victim
///take the high road - always

Back in the day when camcorders used VHS tapes,(yeah, my lawn, etc), my 1st wife and I played around with one we had.
She found some tapes several monthes after we seperated, told me she burned them. I looked, had some too, did the same.

Classy lady, we had a great kid together, he and his wife have given us twin grandsons.

Thats class and respect.

//gets off his lawn.


And stay off!

/Pesky kids, I'll sic the dog on 'em next time, I swear to God!

;-)
 
2008-05-23 01:31:18 PM
techmom: And yes, he's got nude photos of me

That's funny. So do I.
 
2008-05-23 01:31:18 PM
BHS -- long and hilarious gawker thread waay back last yesterday.

An instant fark classic.
 
2008-05-23 01:32:04 PM
perryjo

Don't you know anything? It's like the whole cheating thing:

1. If a man cheats, he's no good rotten scum
2. If a woman cheats, it's because her no good rotten scum of a man drove her to it

You're gonna have to learn these things if you wanna survive on Fark

or:
1. If a man cheats, the woman didn't have supper ready on time and she's lucky she didn't get a black eye.
2. If the woman cheats, she's a farking disease infested whore.

Not my personal views, but, yet, we have another Fark point of view.


Nicely done ...
 
2008-05-23 01:34:20 PM
gorgor: Punch her in the mouth and steal her groceries.

Interesting idea, but it lacks the style of the khitbash.

/for the uninformed - kick her in the box and shove her
 
2008-05-23 01:37:46 PM
Okay, so you shouldn't post 'em on the web. But you could email 'em.

Like the squirrel above: Trust me, baby.
 
2008-05-23 01:37:51 PM
She plastered the pics all around town and then left town? I thought the purpose of an act like that was to see the look on his face. What a waste of scorn!
 
2008-05-23 01:39:15 PM
tuna fingers: The butt of all jokes? All jokes.
Fine, I got the memo, but I think it's a lousy idea?

How do you know when a woman reaches climax?
Pasha's butt.

What's worse than a dead baby in a blender?
Pasha's butt.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pasha's butt.


*ghsnkkhkhkh*
That's the sound of lol muffled by a mouthful of microwaveable burrito. I'm damn lucky I didn't choke to death.

/Yes, it really was just a microwaveable burrito. I know how you all are.
 
2008-05-23 01:41:12 PM
I'd like to have some 'glamour shots' of my wife for when I'm on long business trips. I understand that part.

What I don't understand? Nearly EVERY lost cell phone I've ever returned to the owner has the same story. I think to myself "Now that I see you in person, I have to say I almost didn't recognize you with clothes on."

What's up with that? If you need to see it, just look in the mirror! There's no point in taking a picture of your own nekkid self.

Funniest story: I found a cell phone on the ground at an outdoor concert. Since I know the folks that run the events, I went over to them with the phone. We came up with the idea to look through the photos and see if any of us knew who's phone it was by the pictures. As expected, nude photos. So, we get on stage and hold up the phone. The MC was going to say "WE HAVE A PHONE WITH LOTS OF PICTURES..." But before he could say a word, some old feller comes tearing out of the audience to get his phone.
 
2008-05-23 01:41:48 PM
I've had my heart broken so many times I drink neosporin just so I don't die.
 
2008-05-23 01:44:18 PM
Manticore1023:
Yup, it's the screecher, Carrie Underwood.
 
2008-05-23 01:47:40 PM
Clandestine digital operative: I've had my heart broken so many times I drink neosporin just so I don't die.

Aww.

Damn, I nearly choked to death laughing at one comment, only to nearly cry at another one. This thread makes me bipolar.
 
2008-05-23 01:50:03 PM
Double dog dare people to post naked pics of their exes.
 
2008-05-23 01:50:27 PM
mathmonkey: techmom: And yes, he's got nude photos of me

That's funny. So do I.


I hope you got my good side.
 
2008-05-23 01:50:53 PM
BHShaman: or is it the mustache? What am I missing?

While you're missing...he be Rolling.
 
2008-05-23 01:52:57 PM
Clandestine digital operative
I've had my heart broken so many times I drink neosporin just so I don't die.

AWWWWW:( (new window)
 
2008-05-23 01:53:29 PM
techmom: I hope you got my good side.

I think every side is the good side.....allright!

/giggity
 
2008-05-23 01:53:33 PM
It's people like this biatch that ruin things for the rest of us amateur photographers.

"I just want to capture your beauty."
 
2008-05-23 01:55:15 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: Likewise... my wife keeps naked pics of me and my schlong on her phone and she flashes to everyone.

It's even a conversation starter for her at times

"wanna see my husbands dick?"


Mine did that.

They kept asking if she could zoom in some...:-(

/not really
//Not saying exactly which bit is the not really
 
2008-05-23 01:55:18 PM
techmom: mathmonkey: techmom: And yes, he's got nude photos of me

That's funny. So do I.

I hope you got my good side.


Me and the Mrs tend to believe you don't have a "bad" side.

BTW: Look to the right of your Fark handle.

/MrsGIRB insisted
 
2008-05-23 01:56:44 PM
Belltower: Mine did that.

They kept asking if she could zoom in some...:-(


She had me hold a big size slurpee cup next to it for perspective.

/yes that means my cawk is huge
//It'll put your eye out
 
2008-05-23 01:57:08 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: perryjo: Yea, I've had many friends that have shown me pictures of their naked girlfriends on there cell phone. I didn't even ask. They just flashed it out there. Personally, I don't care if everyone sees me naked or not. The one thing I will say, is I sure as hell wouldn't allow a nude pic of me to be taken if I didn't plan on having it posted on the front page of the Enquirer.

Likewise... my wife keeps naked pics of me and my schlong on her phone and she flashes to everyone.

It's even a conversation starter for her at times

"wanna see my husbands dick?"


Classy!
 
2008-05-23 01:57:43 PM
gorgor: Clandestine digital operative
I've had my heart broken so many times I drink neosporin just so I don't die.

AWWWWW:( (new window)


What? When I'm home here expecting something real dicey, I click as always and you have a cute PuPPy pic????????
/Always clicks at the office
 
2008-05-23 01:58:00 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: Belltower: Mine did that.

They kept asking if she could zoom in some...:-(

She had me hold a big size slurpee cup next to it for perspective.

/yes that means my cawk is huge
//It'll put your eye out


Pics or GTFO!
 
2008-05-23 02:02:02 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: Belltower: Mine did that.

They kept asking if she could zoom in some...:-(

She had me hold a big size slurpee cup next to it for perspective.

/yes that means my cawk is huge
//It'll put your eye out


Pshhhh, if it were "big" it wouldn't fit in the eye socket.
 
2008-05-23 02:07:22 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: Belltower: Mine did that.

They kept asking if she could zoom in some...:-(

She had me hold a big size slurpee cup next to it for perspective.

/yes that means my cawk is huge
//It'll put your eye out


And you Sir, have only one eye left.......
sorry
 
2008-05-23 02:07:55 PM
G.I.R.B.: Pics or GTFO!

I'll have to txt them to you.. remember on the phone
 
2008-05-23 02:09:08 PM
I remember back in high school after getting dumped and being bitter I Xerox'd my butt, wrote "Have you seen me? If so, call xxx-xxxx" with her phone number on it and put it up on a couple free boards in super markets in our part of town.
I actually do feel pretty bad about all that now but still have to admit some it was pretty funny/lame.
 
2008-05-23 02:13:16 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: She had me hold a big size slurpee cup next to it for perspective.

Mine too.

Oh wait, my mistake, that's a Dixie cup.

/sob
 
2008-05-23 02:15:18 PM
Belltower: IdBeCrazyIf: She had me hold a big size slurpee cup next to it for perspective.

Mine too.

Oh wait, my mistake, that's a Dixie cup.

/sob


It's all good, just say you can breathe through your ears and have a tounge like gene simmons
 
2008-05-23 02:17:36 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: Belltower: IdBeCrazyIf: She had me hold a big size slurpee cup next to it for perspective.

So ummm does it hold as much "juice" as a big slurpee??

/I know I know, but someone had to ask
 
2008-05-23 02:18:55 PM
FarkKitty: So ummm does it hold as much "juice" as a big slurpee??

"Drowning, in a sea of 'love'..."
 
2008-05-23 02:18:59 PM
i'd rather people see naked pictures of me than read my posts. because i am dumb but i'm really freaking cute.
 
2008-05-23 02:19:08 PM
Belltower: IdBeCrazyIf: She had me hold a big size slurpee cup next to it for perspective.

Mine too.

Oh wait, my mistake, that's a Dixie cup.

/sob


Which ones cup? There seems to be some variation.

www.wbir.com
 
2008-05-23 02:20:04 PM
mayberebecca: i'd rather people see naked pictures of me than read my posts. because i am dumb but i'm really freaking cute.

You sound like a perfect candidate to be my next ex-wife.
How YOU doin?
 
2008-05-23 02:22:11 PM
G.I.R.B. [TotalFark] Quote 2008-05-23 12:57:52 PM


She found some tapes several monthes after we seperated, told me she burned them. I looked, had some too, did the same.

Classy lady, we had a great kid together, he and his wife have given us twin grandsons.


Aww geez, if I'd known you were a farker, I wouldn't have sold your amateur vids to Money Shot Productions. They put 'em their "chubby and hairless" anthology.
 
2008-05-23 02:22:33 PM
mayberebecca: i'd rather people see naked pictures of me than read my posts. because i am dumb but i'm really freaking cute.

That EIP is there for a reason, you know.

jst3p: Which ones cup? There seems to be some variation.

You aren't just whistling, um, Dixie...
 
2008-05-23 02:24:02 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: It's all good, just say you can breathe through your ears and have a tounge like gene simmons

S'Okay, I make up for the lack of length by it being so pleasantly soft.
 
2008-05-23 02:24:36 PM
FarkKitty: So ummm does it hold as much "juice" as a big slurpee??

/I know I know, but someone had to ask


Not nearly as much, but it does taste like a mocha frappacino
 
2008-05-23 02:25:18 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: FarkKitty: So ummm does it hold as much "juice" as a big slurpee??

/I know I know, but someone had to ask

Not nearly as much, but it does taste like a mocha frappacino


I would see a doctor if I were you.
 
2008-05-23 02:28:17 PM
jst3p: IdBeCrazyIf: FarkKitty: So ummm does it hold as much "juice" as a big slurpee??

/I know I know, but someone had to ask

Not nearly as much, but it does taste like a mocha frappacino

I would see a doctor if I were you.


I hear Kevorkian is available.
 
2008-05-23 02:29:17 PM
AlwaysRightBoy
What? When I'm home here expecting something real dicey, I click as always and you have a cute PuPPy pic????????
/Always clicks at the office


SORRY (new window)
 
2008-05-23 02:29:46 PM
jst3p: Belltower: IdBeCrazyIf: She had me hold a big size slurpee cup next to it for perspective.

Mine too.

Oh wait, my mistake, that's a Dixie cup.

/sob

Which ones cup? There seems to be some variation.


Three Chicks, one Dixie cup?
 
2008-05-23 02:30:24 PM
My ass should be in pictures so I am getting a kick, etc. Here, I will prove it:

i170.photobucket.com


Isn't he darling?!
 
2008-05-23 02:30:42 PM
mtsofthemoon: Three Chicks, one Dixie cup?

I'd pay for that
 
2008-05-23 02:33:54 PM
mayberebecca can i see these pics?
 
2008-05-23 02:34:48 PM
MBR: i'd rather people see naked pictures of me than read my posts. because i am dumb but i'm really freaking cute.

No, apparently you wouldn't.
 
2008-05-23 02:36:34 PM
gorgor: AlwaysRightBoy
What? When I'm home here expecting something real dicey, I click as always and you have a cute PuPPy pic????????
/Always clicks at the office

SORRY (new window)


Much better, safe for home........SFH
 
2008-05-23 02:37:13 PM
they're out there. you just have to find them.
 
2008-05-23 02:39:27 PM
mayberebecca: they're out there. you just have to find them.

....the ones with the bacon were my personal favorites
 
2008-05-23 02:39:38 PM
mayberebecca: they're out there. you just have to find them.

I think I found one, are you the one behind the donkey, or the one in front of him?
 
2008-05-23 02:40:53 PM
Adman12: The poster really puts the "bare ass" in "embarrassing incident".

Of course, he could always retaliate with a tits pic of the ex. But then he'd be abusing women and we'd have to lynch him, right?


John Fox sez, "Archibald Barisol-You asked for it, farker"
 
2008-05-23 02:43:04 PM
jst3p: I think I found one, are you the one behind the donkey, or the one in front of him?

i am the donkey.
 
2008-05-23 02:44:03 PM
so you gonna make it hard for me?
 
2008-05-23 02:44:07 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: FarkKitty: So ummm does it hold as much "juice" as a big slurpee??

/I know I know, but someone had to ask

Not nearly as much, but it does taste like a mocha frappacino


I LOL'd. I'll never be able to order a mocha cappuccino without giggling again.
 
2008-05-23 02:46:07 PM
My ex and I both have naked pics of each other. So far, to my knowledge, neither one has let them get out, and it's been a year.
 
2008-05-23 02:46:25 PM
mayberebecca: jst3p: I think I found one, are you the one behind the donkey, or the one in front of him?

i am the donkey.


I'd tap that ass!
 
2008-05-23 02:47:54 PM
jst3p: mayberebecca: they're out there. you just have to find them.

I think I found one, are you the one behind the donkey, or the one in front of him?


It's the one with bort? Cute shoulder.
 
2008-05-23 02:48:03 PM
Samsaran:

Nicely done ...

Thank you sir. By the way, you're profile is the shiat. Lovin' it. Stereotypical yes, but nicely and accurately done.
 
2008-05-23 02:49:47 PM
FLMountainMan: My ex and I both have naked pics of each other. So far, to my knowledge, neither one has let them get out, and it's been a year.

So what are you waiting for?
 
2008-05-23 02:49:58 PM
jst3p: mayberebecca: jst3p: I think I found one, are you the one behind the donkey, or the one in front of him?

i am the donkey.

I'd tap that ass!


I watched a donkey fark a horse last night, so I'm getting a kick...

/mules FTW
 
2008-05-23 02:50:30 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: Not nearly as much, but it does taste like a mocha frappacino

I thought that depends on what you ate the night before.

Isn't that why they call you the peener barista?
 
2008-05-23 02:51:47 PM
highendmighty: It's the one with bort? Cute shoulder.

:) thanks.
 
2008-05-23 02:52:59 PM
Belltower: IdBeCrazyIf: Not nearly as much, but it does taste like a mocha frappacino

I thought that depends on what you ate the night before.

Isn't that why they call you the peener barista?


That would be a Fapaccino.
 
2008-05-23 02:55:12 PM
Belltower: Isn't that why they call you the peener barista?

If I go sun tanning the day before it changes to a carmel macchiato
 
2008-05-23 02:57:53 PM
mtsofthemoon: jst3p: mayberebecca: jst3p: I think I found one, are you the one behind the donkey, or the one in front of him?

i am the donkey.

I'd tap that ass!

I watched a donkey fark a horse last night, so I'm getting a kick...

/mules FTW


Sarah Jessica Parker made a bestiality flick?
 
2008-05-23 02:58:23 PM
Now those same rules apply to the BIE I sent for my TF, right?
They won't end up anyplace embarassing I hope.
 
2008-05-23 03:00:25 PM
playdate: Now those same rules apply to the BIE I sent for my TF, right?
They won't end up anyplace embarassing I hope.


I see a lot boobies on the net. Send me the BIE and I will tell you if someone posted them anywhere. All for the sake of your peace of mind of course.
 
2008-05-23 03:01:59 PM
sleep lack: psychoexgirlfriend.com

those were gold
 
2008-05-23 03:02:39 PM
tvmedia.ign.com
 
2008-05-23 03:03:15 PM
b1ackh013: FLMountainMan: My ex and I both have naked pics of each other. So far, to my knowledge, neither one has let them get out, and it's been a year.

So what are you waiting for?


We're both attorneys, the legal shiatstorm would be a fiasco and I would likely lose. She's a much better litigator than me and her reserves of hate are far greater.
 
2008-05-23 03:04:27 PM
FLMountainMan: b1ackh013: FLMountainMan: My ex and I both have naked pics of each other. So far, to my knowledge, neither one has let them get out, and it's been a year.

So what are you waiting for?

We're both attorneys, the legal shiatstorm would be a fiasco and I would likely lose. She's a much better litigator than me and her reserves of hate are far greater.


Note to self: Don't marry a lawyer.
 
2008-05-23 03:07:03 PM
jst3p: FLMountainMan: b1ackh013: FLMountainMan: My ex and I both have naked pics of each other. So far, to my knowledge, neither one has let them get out, and it's been a year.

So what are you waiting for?

We're both attorneys, the legal shiatstorm would be a fiasco and I would likely lose. She's a much better litigator than me and her reserves of hate are far greater.

Note to self: Don't marry a lawyer.



Note to self: Don't marry a lawyer.
 
2008-05-23 03:07:07 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: I use your naked pics as a conversation starter too. I ask if anyone wants to see Crazy's penis and everyone always says yes.

/and not all redheads are psycho
 
2008-05-23 03:08:18 PM
jst3p: mtsofthemoon: jst3p: mayberebecca: jst3p: I think I found one, are you the one behind the donkey, or the one in front of him?

i am the donkey.

I'd tap that ass!

I watched a donkey fark a horse last night, so I'm getting a kick...

/mules FTW

Sarah Jessica Parker made a bestiality flick?


Thanks, now I have coffee coming out of my nose! Seriously, I will name the mule SJP if its a girl.
 
2008-05-23 03:08:36 PM
jst3p: FLMountainMan: b1ackh013: FLMountainMan: My ex and I both have naked pics of each other. So far, to my knowledge, neither one has let them get out, and it's been a year.

So what are you waiting for?

We're both attorneys, the legal shiatstorm would be a fiasco and I would likely lose. She's a much better litigator than me and her reserves of hate are far greater.

Note to self: Don't marry a lawyer.


I hope my anecdote is not the only reason you've made that decision.
 
2008-05-23 03:08:54 PM
Erin Go Braless: IdBeCrazyIf: I use your naked pics as a conversation starter too. I ask if anyone wants to see Crazy's penis and everyone always says yes.

/and not all redheads are psycho


heh. you said penis.
 
2008-05-23 03:09:41 PM
SichuanPepper: I say it often.
 
2008-05-23 03:11:20 PM
Erin Go Braless: IdBeCrazyIf: I use your naked pics as a conversation starter too. I ask if anyone wants to see Crazy's penis and everyone always says yes.

My Penis North American Tour 2008
 
2008-05-23 03:12:12 PM
Erin Go Braless: SichuanPepper: I say it often.

thats hot.
 
2008-05-23 03:13:09 PM
Damn. Exactly how psychotic did call 31 have to be for it to be removed?

By the way, I don't condone the insane revenge schemes that my gender seems so fond of, but you have to figure that any pictures of yourself naked will eventually be seen by people who you never intended to see them.
 
2008-05-23 03:14:50 PM
techmom

/trust, or trust not
//a trust violated says more about the offender than about the victim
///take the high road - always


I came here to say something along these lines. I've never had a crazy ex and, probably 75% of my ex's have digital pics of me that they could post, but they were decent guys for the most part (I don't waste my time with anything else, and certainly wouldn't provide evidence if I did) so I felt pretty comfortable when I provided the pics and still do.

As for me, when a relationship ends, I dump all that stuff. If we're not on good terms, I don't talk to them any more. There's no need to make a scene or be psycho, it only wastes your time and keeps the wound open. A guy I dated last year was a bit of a jerk and I remember smirking to myself after he dumped me that I still had his apartment key. Oh the things I could do with this... What did I do? I mailed it back to him along with all the crap he gave me, deleted all his contact info and went to the movies with my girlfriends. I was fine by the end of the weekend.
 
2008-05-23 03:15:21 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: You should go on tour and sign autographs...not with ink.

SichuanPepper: I'm 100% Yankee and have been on a farm twice in my life...but you're tracker's hot.
 
2008-05-23 03:15:23 PM
He should have taken all of the nudie pics of himself before leaving his wife. That way, she would have no access to them, unless she took extra copies of the pictures.

/either way he got owned
 
2008-05-23 03:17:04 PM
Erin Go Braless: You should go on tour and sign autographs...not with ink.

For the right venue I too can make stops in your home town!

And I'll even do two shows a night.
 
2008-05-23 03:17:19 PM
Erin Go Braless: IdBeCrazyIf: I use your naked pics as a conversation starter too. I ask if anyone wants to see Crazy's penis and everyone always says yes.

/and not all redheads are psycho


How you doin?
 
2008-05-23 03:19:00 PM
IdBeCrazyIf:

And I'll even do two shows a night.


only two?

your getting old IBCI
 
2008-05-23 03:20:40 PM
ciocia: Manticore1023:
Yup, it's the screecher, Carrie Underwood.



so that's her name! I throw a "bah!" and dismissive wave in her general direction!
 
2008-05-23 03:24:03 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: Have your people call my people and we'll book you for a weekend.
Btw, do you provide your own props???
 
2008-05-23 03:25:12 PM
tiamet4: I've never had a crazy ex and, probably 75% of my ex's have digital pics of me that they could post

How YOU doin?

but they were decent guys for the most part (I don't waste my time with anything else

Nevermind.
 
2008-05-23 03:26:57 PM
Erin Go Braless:

thx! if you ever want to come to a farm...let me know!
 
2008-05-23 03:28:34 PM
G.I.R.B.: Me and the Mrs tend to believe you don't have a "bad" side.

BTW: Look to the right of your Fark handle.

/MrsGIRB insisted


I am late with this (darned 'work'!) - but I thank you anyway. Both of you.
 
2008-05-23 03:29:51 PM
techmom:
I am late with this (darned 'work'!) - but I thank you anyway. Both of you.


all i got from this thread is that there are naked pics of techmom... i must see these
 
2008-05-23 03:30:41 PM
overlord_mike: only two?

your getting old IBCI


I was doing three or four shows a night, but after that many performances I found the audience can just go numb to it for awhile.

Erin Go Braless: IdBeCrazyIf: Have your people call my people and we'll book you for a weekend.
Btw, do you provide your own props???


Yes...I can even bring my own live band. But my rider clause ensures that only brown MnMs are in the dressing rooms.

My Penis North American Tour 2008
Future stops in Kentucky!
 
2008-05-23 03:38:50 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: No problem, I can accommodate. Tell me, do you care how your M&M's get brown?

SichuanPepper: Thx for the invite. I honestly wouldn't know what to do on a farm. I'm very much a city girl. I prefer an alarm clock (that you can set) over roosters at the buttcrack of dawn.
 
2008-05-23 03:42:40 PM
Erin Go Braless: IdBeCrazyIf: No problem, I can accommodate. Tell me, do you care how your M&M's get brown?

SichuanPepper: Thx for the invite. I honestly wouldn't know what to do on a farm. I'm very much a city girl. I prefer an alarm clock (that you can set) over roosters at the buttcrack of dawn.


eh, we just smoke pot and drink wine while listening to music. Pretty much everything right-wing farkers hate.
 
2008-05-23 03:45:25 PM
jst3p: Sarah Jessica Parker made a bestiality flick?

Here's my SJP story, I lived next door to her and her family for about 6 years in Englewood, NJ when she was doing Annie on Broadway. She came home one day, I was having a party and there were a bunch of people having you know what on the pool table and she walked up on her porch and looked over at what was going on and just watched the whole time.
/true story
//she was about 12 0r 13 at the time
///naughty times
 
2008-05-23 03:46:38 PM
SichuanPepper: Oh, well that happens here too. Do they have good coffee on farms too? Coffee is important to me.
 
2008-05-23 03:47:30 PM
Erin Go Braless: SichuanPepper: Oh, well that happens here too. Do they have good coffee on farms too? Coffee is important to me.

email me and I'll tell ya!
 
2008-05-23 03:49:49 PM
Erin Go Braless: IdBeCrazyIf: No problem, I can accommodate. Tell me, do you care how your M&M's get brown?

SichuanPepper: Thx for the invite. I honestly wouldn't know what to do on a farm. I'm very much a city girl. I prefer an alarm clock (that you can set) over roosters at the buttcrack of dawn.


Also the name of my first album. In stores soon.
 
2008-05-23 03:55:06 PM
Wendy's Chili: That's awesome! I'd buy it.
 
2008-05-23 03:55:09 PM
Erin Go Braless: IdBeCrazyIf: I use your naked pics as a conversation starter too. I ask if anyone wants to see Crazy's penis and everyone always says yes.

/and not all redheads are psycho


Heh.

Penis.
 
2008-05-23 03:56:44 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: I was doing three or four shows a night, but after that many performances I found the audience can just go numb to it for awhile.

Always leave them wanting more, that's what I say.

And my girlfriends would tell you that I certainly did.

Erin Go Braless: /and not all redheads are psycho

Bummer.
 
2008-05-23 03:58:24 PM
Erin Go Braless: Wendy's Chili: That's awesome! I'd buy it.

I'll send you an advance copy for the low low price of BIE.
 
2008-05-23 03:58:38 PM
Erin Go Braless: Wendy's Chili: That's awesome! I'd buy it.

its 8 tracks of him shouting Penis and words that are used instead of penis

except the song "i like to masturbate to your picture"

that one has gold written all over it

and the other hit on it "im sorry i got semen in your panty drawer"
 
2008-05-23 03:58:57 PM
cowsspinach: either way he got owned

Eh, what would be the big deal, anyone would know the picture distributor was psycho. And if was a backside like yours they'd be asking if there was more in the series, and if it was one like mine they'd be wondering why someone took a picture of two hairy canned hams.
 
2008-05-23 04:02:08 PM
overlord_mike: Erin Go Braless: Wendy's Chili: That's awesome! I'd buy it.

its 8 tracks of him shouting Penis and words that are used instead of penis

except the song "i like to masturbate to your picture"

that one has gold written all over it

and the other hit on it "im sorry i got semen in your panty drawer"


Actually, I changed the title to "I'm sorry I got semen in your sock drawer" after recently discovering my foot fetish.
 
2008-05-23 04:04:13 PM
Erin Go Braless: IdBeCrazyIf: No problem, I can accommodate. Tell me, do you care how your M&M's get brown?

For the North American Tour yeah I do.

But if you want you can save that for our stops in Germany
 
2008-05-23 04:13:16 PM
It would have been more cool if in the article he just flipped a nonchalant, "Meh, she was lame in the sack. And her sister (and/or Mom) was prettier"
 
2008-05-23 04:18:47 PM
My junk is on the Internet, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies..
 
2008-05-23 04:21:40 PM
www.cheaters.com
 
2008-05-23 04:26:24 PM
img402.imageshack.us
 
2008-05-23 04:28:21 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: I ask b/c this would determine if I outsource or not. I'll definitely outsource for the European tour...unless you would like a different color there?

Wendy's Chili: Of course you will. But my BIE is worth more than your album. So now you're gonna owe me...an album, WIE, and something yet to be determined....
 
2008-05-23 04:30:04 PM
Erin Go Braless:

Wendy's Chili: Of course you will. But my BIE is worth more than your album. So now you're gonna owe me...an album, WIE, and something yet to be determined....


is there a standard rate for the rest of us?
 
2008-05-23 04:30:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8yLK_fnpS0&NR=1

"He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus! "
 
2008-05-23 04:32:19 PM
Erin Go Braless: IdBeCrazyIf: I ask b/c this would determine if I outsource or not. I'll definitely outsource for the European tour...unless you would like a different color there?

Wendy's Chili: Of course you will. But my BIE is worth more than your album. So now you're gonna owe me...an album, WIE, and something yet to be determined....


WIE? oh thats just gross.
 
2008-05-23 04:35:27 PM
Erin Go Braless: I ask b/c this would determine if I outsource or not. I'll definitely outsource for the European tour...unless you would like a different color there?

Aha, well we can determine repeat showings and riders once we book the first gig ;)

/giggity
 
2008-05-23 04:50:27 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: Ok. I have a feeling there will be demand for repeat performances.

SichuanPepper: If you're a fan of penis, like I am, it's not gross at all. Unless yours is gross, then you still owe me WIE just someone else's.

overlord_mike: Nope. No standard rate. Case by case basis.
 
2008-05-23 04:54:12 PM
Erin Go Braless:

overlord_mike: Nope. No standard rate. Case by case basis.


ok, email me my case by case basis
 
2008-05-23 05:04:18 PM
 
2008-05-23 05:16:04 PM
Wanted for questioning:
totousa.com
 
2008-05-23 05:24:59 PM
sleep lack

Thanks for the link. I feel much better about myself now.
 
2008-05-23 05:25:02 PM
Erin Go Braless: IdBeCrazyIf: Ok. I have a feeling there will be demand for repeat performances.

SichuanPepper: If you're a fan of penis, like I am, it's not gross at all. Unless yours is gross, then you still owe me WIE just someone else's.

overlord_mike: Nope. No standard rate. Case by case basis.


I would like for you to share some BIE. I can pay you back of course ;)
 
2008-05-23 05:28:33 PM
sleep lack

I was referring to the psychotic exgirlfriend...didn't see that you'd posted a couple 'o links.
 
2008-05-23 05:48:27 PM
fredbox: My junk is on the Internet, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies..

*ahem*
 
2008-05-23 06:02:25 PM
"Cardinal #14367: graciously, gratefully, discreetly accepting BIE on fark since 2001."
 
2008-05-23 07:00:41 PM
xanadian: Sounds like a prime candidate for a slander case to me. Funny that the ex skedaddled to Cyprus, though. Think she might be trying to avoid the court system?

I thought slander was basically classed as lies spoken about you that could damage your reputation.
 
2008-05-23 07:00:48 PM
I asked my boyfriend to send me a pic of his face, so I could keep on my phone. Guess what I got? Yup a full on peener shot. Glad my daughter did not grab the phone (she was asleep) to see the "new message". I have a kid that plays with my phone, so I had to delete it. Sobs....
 
2008-05-23 07:03:49 PM
Hey, I guess that means he trusts me!
 
2008-05-23 07:15:06 PM
mortimer_ford: I believe the proper procedure is running him down with an SUV.

Twice.
 
2008-05-23 07:15:48 PM
www.ualberta.ca
 
2008-05-23 07:51:50 PM
lotus: the cause of action, at least in the States, would be for invasion of privacy -- public disclosure of private(s) facts.

You could look it up.
 
2008-05-24 12:23:31 AM
Cardinal: would be for invasion of privacy -- public disclosure of private(s) facts.

Sounds more like a case of public disclosure of private cracks to me..
 
2008-05-24 10:00:08 AM
Cardinal: lotus: the cause of action, at least in the States, would be for invasion of privacy -- public disclosure of private(s) facts.

You could look it up.


Maybe true, but this is a UK story so maybe you could also look it up.

From wikipedia though;
In law, defamation (also called vilification, slander, and libel) is the communication of a statement that makes a false claim, expressively stated or implied to be factual, that may give an individual, business, product, group, government or nation a negative image. Slander refers to a malicious, false, and defamatory statement or report, while libel refers to any other form of communication such as written words or images.
 
2008-05-24 02:33:31 PM
SichuanPepper, Erin Go Braless: I'm left wing, and think you are both despicable individuals for smoking illegal marijuana!

/fist-shake
 
2008-05-24 05:45:37 PM
mayberebecca: jst3p: I think I found one, are you the one behind the donkey, or the one in front of him?

i am the donkey.


goo goo ga joob
 
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