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2008-05-23 08:51:04 AM
If you ever let anyone take naked pictures of you, you should assume they will show up somewhere that you don't want them to be seen. If you think otherwise, you are an idiot.
 
2008-05-23 09:15:05 AM
Sounds like a prime candidate for a slander case to me. Funny that the ex skedaddled to Cyprus, though. Think she might be trying to avoid the court system?
 
2008-05-23 10:10:10 AM
The poster really puts the "bare ass" in "embarrassing incident".

Of course, he could always retaliate with a tits pic of the ex. But then he'd be abusing women and we'd have to lynch him, right?
 
2008-05-23 10:13:13 AM
Oh, and here's a link with a pic (bare man ass - your call if it's sfw)
 
2008-05-23 11:28:54 AM
I'd hit it.
 
2008-05-23 11:54:52 AM
Wow even the British are so polite ... an American wife would have shot them both.
 
2008-05-23 11:55:35 AM
She posted someone else's picture without axing permission?

That's Fraud!
 
2008-05-23 11:55:49 AM
these fotos are mines right? you gotta have copyrights!
 
2008-05-23 11:56:29 AM
Is this really news? I am sorry Pasha is 'hurt' but so what? Take the farking pictures down and move on. Be happy that's all the crazy b*tch wanted to do.
 
2008-05-23 11:56:51 AM
Why did she have to be so anal about this. Just move on damnit!
 
2008-05-23 11:56:52 AM
icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com
more cat pictures
 
2008-05-23 11:57:24 AM
RQB1018 got me by 14 seconds!
 
2008-05-23 11:58:20 AM
He calls it the "last act of a spurned woman" and I must caution him against such rash optimism. That may not be the last shot in her locker.
 
2008-05-23 11:59:49 AM
 
2008-05-23 12:00:00 PM
The butt of all jokes? All jokes.
Fine, I got the memo, but I think it's a lousy idea?

How do you know when a woman reaches climax?
Pasha's butt.

What's worse than a dead baby in a blender?
Pasha's butt.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pasha's butt.
 
2008-05-23 12:00:47 PM
RQB1018: She posted someone else's picture without axing permission?

That's Fraud!


Finger51: these fotos are mines right? you gotta have copyrights!

I lol'd. Then I eezmailed him this thread.
 
2008-05-23 12:01:16 PM
Isn't being named Pasha punishment enough?
 
2008-05-23 12:01:36 PM
perryjo: Why did she have to be so anal about this.

She certainly had a lot of cheek.

He'll now be the butt of jokes in the neighborhood.

You should ass permission before distributing pictures like that.

/Okay, that'll do, Austin
 
2008-05-23 12:01:41 PM
This thread is entirely acceptable without pictures
 
2008-05-23 12:02:50 PM
I would be more embarrassed that my ex was acting like a psycho than the picture. You can go to any beach and see way more butt than that.
 
2008-05-23 12:03:15 PM
Finger51: these fotos are mines right? you gotta have copyrights!

haha well played
 
2008-05-23 12:03:18 PM
sleep lack: psychoexgirlfriend.com

That one has to be a red head
 
2008-05-23 12:04:04 PM
Adman12: The poster really puts the "bare ass" in "embarrassing incident".

Of course, he could always retaliate with a tits pic of the ex. But then he'd be abusing women and we'd have to lynch him, right?


NO. There's no double standard there at all. SO UNFAIR! DAMNIT!
 
2008-05-23 12:05:53 PM
BillCo: If you ever let anyone take naked pictures of you, you should assume they will show up somewhere that you don't want them to be seen. If you think otherwise, you are an idiot.


Hey don't say that to loud my GF is about ready to let me do this
 
2008-05-23 12:06:10 PM
Tuna Fingers, had I the authority to declare this, would win the thread.
 
2008-05-23 12:06:50 PM
Wow even the British are so polite ... an American wife would have shot them both

I believe the proper procedure is running him down with an SUV.
 
2008-05-23 12:07:14 PM
Yeah, I don't know. I'd NEVER post pictures of someone who did me wrong. And I've been done wrong, and had photos.

Its just low class.

My fiance's ex got all pissed when she started seeing me 2 full months after they split, and he had pics on his phone of her he was trying to show all around at the bar he/she hung out at.

Low class I says.
 
2008-05-23 12:09:20 PM
What does Chick McGee always say?

No video
Don't take any pictures
Don't write anything down
Deny
Deny
Deny
 
2008-05-23 12:09:39 PM
I've got a healthy collection of "ex" pictures, but on the other side of the coin, my cock 'n' balls are floating out there somewhere in the cyber-ether too. It's a very delicate balance.
 
2008-05-23 12:10:07 PM
My siblings and I used to take ass photos (or moon shots) if anyone left their camera unattended at a family function. It was always good for a laugh when a prudish sister-in-law had to pick up pictures at the developer's.

I no longer do that since we entered the digital/internets/photoshop era.
 
2008-05-23 12:10:31 PM
Lucidz: My fiance's ex got all pissed when she started seeing me 2 full months after they split, and he had pics on his phone of her he was trying to show all around at the bar he/she hung out at.

Low class I says.


Agreed. Most people will probably ignore him or just chuckle politely and then turn their back to him.

Most people probably just upload them to Dumpstersluts and be done with it.

/Have pictures
//Never uploaded them
 
2008-05-23 12:10:52 PM
The picture isnt really even embarrassing. Its just kinda stupid.

I would be more embarrassed that I had a psycho ex.
 
2008-05-23 12:11:10 PM
Belltower: perryjo: Why did she have to be so anal about this.

She certainly had a lot of cheek.
He'll now be the butt of jokes in the neighborhood.
You should ass permission before distributing pictures like that.
/Okay, that'll do, Austin


Yea, that lady is cracked out. She must have hit rock bottom. Falling behind with the times I guess.

Good times.
 
2008-05-23 12:11:19 PM
Aside from, you know, nude models, only a true moran allows someone else to take nude pictures of him or her, much less keep the pictures. Trusting any other human being to that degree is about the stupidest thing one could ever do.
 
2008-05-23 12:11:23 PM
sleep lack

Wow! All I can say is I think I dated that woman myself. Great in the sack, but CRAZY,

Got me looking over my shoulder now.
 
2008-05-23 12:11:54 PM
img136.imageshack.us
 
2008-05-23 12:12:29 PM
Not bad; he's kinda hot. Not sure why ex-wife felt it was punishing him to post the pictures (other than the part about being a cheater). Looks like free advertising to me.

If seeing pictures of himself everywhere for a day or two is the worst he gets, he's extremely lucky.
 
2008-05-23 12:16:47 PM
Just curious why the whole "scorned woman" defense is acceptable for most any behaviour on her part but if a man did the same thing, then OH NOES!!

I had an ex who thought my breaking up with her was justification to slash all my tires - on the one year anniversary of our breakup. Damn I miss her...

The older I get, the more I realize that it flies, floats or farks - it's better to rent than own. Chicks is crazy.

/why yes I am a lonely old guy, why do you ask?
 
2008-05-23 12:19:07 PM
LandOfChocolate:
Agreed. Most people will probably ignore him or just chuckle politely and then turn their back to him.

Most people probably just upload them to Dumpstersluts and be done with it.

/Have pictures
//Never uploaded them

Dumpstersluts? I gotta write that down.... Hrmmm, fiance working tomorrow till 2:30, I'll be home all alone.

Looks like I have some surfing to do!
 
2008-05-23 12:19:22 PM
RQB1018: She posted someone else's picture without axing permission?

That's Fraud!


You're my hero! Thread over.
 
2008-05-23 12:19:22 PM
TheKingOfMexico: Aside from, you know, nude models, only a true moran allows someone else to take nude pictures of him or her, much less keep the pictures. Trusting any other human being to that degree is about the stupidest thing one could ever do.

If you saw nude pictures of any one of us, would you really care? A few chuckles, sure, but not a real big deal. Maybe if you plan to run for president some day, but otherwise, meh.

Seriously, there's so many pictures of naked people around, a few more aren't going to make much difference. Perhaps a bit of embarrassment if your parents saw them or something. Heck, I wish I had a few from when I was at my hottest. (Ok, I don't care so much about the privates, but I've love to see exactly how buff I was.)

And if I did have those pictures, I wouldn't care if any of you saw them, even if anyone of either gender liked wanking to them.
 
2008-05-23 12:20:20 PM
SichuanPepper: The picture isnt really even embarrassing. Its just kinda stupid.

I would be more embarrassed that I had a psycho ex.


As opposed to a "sane" one?

What color is the sky in your world?
 
2008-05-23 12:21:59 PM
RE que.guero2008-05-23 12:16:47 PM
Just curious why the whole "scorned woman" defense is acceptable for most any behaviour on her part but if a man did the same thing, then OH NOES!!


Yeah, we never hear stories about men stalking and then murdering their exes. Only women are crazy enough to do shiat like that.

Wait...
 
2008-05-23 12:22:37 PM
Ow My Balls: What does Chick McGee always say?

No video
Don't take any pictures
Don't write anything down
Deny
Deny
Deny


Yea, I've had many friends that have shown me pictures of their naked girlfriends on there cell phone. I didn't even ask. They just flashed it out there. Personally, I don't care if everyone sees me naked or not. The one thing I will say, is I sure as hell wouldn't allow a nude pic of me to be taken if I didn't plan on having it posted on the front page of the Enquirer.
 
2008-05-23 12:24:40 PM
que.guero: Just curious why the whole "scorned woman" defense is acceptable for most any behaviour on her part but if a man did the same thing, then OH NOES!!

Don't you know anything? It's like the whole cheating thing:

1. If a man cheats, he's no good rotten scum
2. If a woman cheats, it's because her no good rotten scum of a man drove her to it

You're gonna have to learn these things if you wanna survive on Fark
 
2008-05-23 12:25:33 PM
cerberus9: SichuanPepper: The picture isnt really even embarrassing. Its just kinda stupid.

I would be more embarrassed that I had a psycho ex.

As opposed to a "sane" one?

What color is the sky in your world?


1. yes
2. blue
 
2008-05-23 12:26:07 PM
Punch her in the mouth and steal her groceries.
 
2008-05-23 12:30:07 PM
cerberus9: que.guero: Just curious why the whole "scorned woman" defense is acceptable for most any behaviour on her part but if a man did the same thing, then OH NOES!!

Don't you know anything? It's like the whole cheating thing:

1. If a man cheats, he's no good rotten scum
2. If a woman cheats, it's because her no good rotten scum of a man drove her to it

You're gonna have to learn these things if you wanna survive on Fark


or:
1. If a man cheats, the woman didn't have supper ready on time and she's lucky she didn't get a black eye.
2. If the woman cheats, she's a farking disease infested whore.

Not my personal views, but, yet, we have another Fark point of view.
 
2008-05-23 12:30:24 PM
I get a lot of compliments from the women about my ass so frankly if this were to happen to me I'd be okay with it.

/doing it myself would be vane
 
2008-05-23 12:31:13 PM
i saw this headline and about had a heartattack because my ex snapped a photo of my naked butt as i was ready to get into the shower once.

good thing she broke my heart, instead of the other way around.

/now that i think of it, i have racy pics of her in lingerie...
//no no... bad idea. one day though... one day
 
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