Rain-Monkey: Either way, she's definitely a hottie. If the boys got some of that, good on them.

I'd hit it.

wejash: THIS is how you support the troops.

THIS

I getting Paris Hilton to have sex with the enemy considered use of biological weapons?

The Australian government has already apologized for lying. But whatever, greenlight it, who cares about accuracy?

*is

I'd Tunak Tunak her up.

Two things: those shots are old, she's 37 now and it aint that nice any more. Secondly, as we say in Australia, she has a head like a robbers dog.

Dr.Knockboots: I'd Tunak Tunak her up.

Benny Lava even.

In related news, Australian army expected to smash recruitment targets this year.

Looks like Indian mixed with Louisianian.

theblackader: those shots are old, she's 37 now and it aint that nice any more.

Still pretty damned nice, though.

Having heard of Australian men's reputation towards women, I'm calling bullshiat. I'd wager she got down with the Limey's (No offense), Cannucks (no offense), or was at least involved in a few American flag raising ceremonies...

/USA!USA!USA!USA!

We won't be needing any Viagra for this one

Peaceboy: If it's all OK with you, we can probably do without pics of your brother-in-law's unit.

Farky'd.

yeah she did

She's not really a bollywood starlet, just a lowly actress who stars in horrible movies.

The Government now faces a potential compensation payout after she sought legal advice over the claims, which the document said had been made by Angry Anderson, a veteran Australian rock star and fellow tour performer.

Anybody got a picture of Ironbar?

A woman possibly has sex. Stop the presses immediately.

theblackader: Two things: those shots are old, she's 37 now and it aint that nice any more. Secondly, as we say in Australia, she has a head like a robbers dog.

in the US largely its butterface. She was hot but her face ...

Um, so what?
Is it illegal to have sex with soldiers in war zone?
I don't get this.

Monkey's Knuckle: A woman possibly has sex. Stop the presses immediately.

She must be stoned as a whore.
/apparently

It would be a bad thing if it were sex between Rosie O'Donnell and American Marines.

theblackader: Two things: those shots are old, she's 37 now and it aint that nice any more. Secondly, as we say in Australia, she has a head like a robbers dog.

Aw com'on. She isn't that bad.

And when I mean American Marines, I mean the whole company and a few other platoons thrown in.

FTA: "Pictures and a video were said to have been taken"

...nice, where are they?

Also: wouldn't really call a 37 year-old a starlet even if she is smoking hot

FTA: "A Bollywood starlet who made her name going beyond the call of duty in Who Dares Wins, an Australian TV stunt show, has been accused of having sex with soldiers while on a tour to entertain troops in Afghanistan."

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Were the troops entertained?

Mr Logo: theblackader: Two things: those shots are old, she's 37 now and it aint that nice any more. Secondly, as we say in Australia, she has a head like a robbers dog.

Aw com'on. She isn't that bad.

But her knees are too sharp and he has to go to the gym in 26 minutes.

you know I see big recruitment possibilities here.
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Congressional Medal of Honor!

"Me love you long time."

India needs to get the fark over their obsession with women having sex. Grow the fark up already you sand attractive and successful African-Americans.

This was discussed yesterday on a board that will remain uh.. ebaums.

Special Forces troops.
- Peak physical condition, conditioned for massive endurance and extreme strength.
- Deployed overseas and most likely lacking in the poon department.



This broad probably got the living daylights farked out of her and I bet those guys will be at the top of their game combat wise because of this huge morale boost.

Wanna support the troops? Send nekked wimminz.

Yeah this chick has a good press agent, need some pub? just "leak" a rumor that you had hot sex with some war heroes.

not a story.

there had been little opportunity to be alone with any soldier

/and we all know what that means.

slut... alright!

government lied? yeah right

Seriously, she's not that bad looking. She looks better than, say, their fellow male soldiers. I'd hit it, sharp knees and all.

/hopes Indian fiance doesn't read Fark when I'm not around
//Punjabi's can dance, I can't

Impudent Domain: Yeah this chick has a good press agent, need some pub? just "leak" a rumor that you had hot sex with some war heroes.

not a story.

Actually it wasn't her that leaked the story. This was on TV last night. The Australian Defence Force has a system of "hot memos" (their words) that it sends around internally via email. This was one of the stories. Apparently the leak got out of the ADF and into mainstream media.

So an Aussie Govt. Dept. leaked this story internally and then somehow externally.

She was on an Australian show called "Who Dares Wins" a decade ago.

On the show her and the host went up to people and challenged them to do something they'd never do in real life. Sky-diving, bungee etc.

The name comes from the SAS motto.

Now she's alleged to have had sex with an SAS trooper in Afghanistan.

Pretty funny really.

/Ironic???
//Aussie
///Didn't know until this news story that she was a Bollywood "actress".

PeeOnYou

India has more mud than sand, last time I went there. And slums for miles around more urban centers. Oh, and don't call a Muslim a Hindu or vice versa if you like your balls to stay attached. I think that's about it when it comes to India (and, by default, Pakistan).

But yes, they need to get over the sex issue big time. They have such hot women before they hit their prime, and it's not like you get a country that populous without sex. Hell, go to their redlight districts, it's not hard to find easy sex in India.

I think that reminds me, I need to book a flight and brush up on my Gujarati...

Riiiiiiight. Because placing an extremely hot female in the company of the most physically fit specimens of male virility has never resulted in a boning before.