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2008-05-22 01:34:24 PM
These photos are mines, right?
You posed to axe for permission


he's dumber than the plastic that went into those idiotic glasses he's wearing
 
2008-05-22 01:42:28 PM
Oh no! I hate being held up to redicule! Its no fun when popular websites laugh at your add!
 
2008-05-22 01:45:51 PM
Wow. He's got at least $600 there. He's like, a hundredaire. He could probably afford *two* gym memberships and just alternate needing to get to each one in 26 minutes.
 
2008-05-22 01:50:45 PM
The Weeners, "I hate you for the fact that I can't listen to this at work."

That is EXACTLY how I feel right now.
 
2008-05-22 01:52:12 PM
This guy deserves to be the next Star Wars Kid.
 
2008-05-22 01:55:03 PM
Wow. What a tard.
 
2008-05-22 01:56:37 PM
Oh man. The tape is hilarious. His legal arguments are just awesome.
 
2008-05-22 01:59:34 PM
I bet he gets all the chicks. I wanna hang out with him!
 
2008-05-22 02:00:58 PM
Hilarious. This guy is going to have a really bad week.
 
2008-05-22 02:01:03 PM
He's gonna his lawyer. If he takes all the cash he is waving around, he can maybe get a lawyer to send a strongly worded letter.
 
2008-05-22 02:03:30 PM
He's single and looking, ladies!


But the question remains: Did he go to an Ivy league school?
 
2008-05-22 02:05:18 PM
I had a roommate who was like this. So proud of himself for getting a job, living on his own, and paying rent. Waved his money around enthusiastically.

Then his balls dropped and he got over it.
 
2008-05-22 02:09:35 PM
EvilEggHe's gonna his lawyer. If he takes all the cash he is waving around, he can maybe get a lawyer to send a strongly worded letter.

His lawyer works for the U.N.?
 
2008-05-22 02:14:20 PM
albo: he's dumber than the plastic that went into those idiotic glasses he's wearing

holy crap. those are real? i thought they were photoshopped. LOL

/and just wait until this goes green and FARK goes after him
//gym in 26 minutes. bbl.
 
2008-05-22 02:15:44 PM
Pocket Ninja: Wow. He's got at least $600 there. He's like, a hundredaire. He could probably afford *two* gym memberships and just alternate needing to get to each one in 26 minutes.

You know what I'd do if I were a thousandaire?
Two hookers at one time.
 
2008-05-22 02:18:19 PM
xtex: holy crap. those are real? i thought they were photoshopped. LOL

You, I completely thought those were Photoshopped, too.
 
2008-05-22 02:18:54 PM
er, should have been "you know, I completely thought..."

bleh.
 
2008-05-22 02:21:49 PM
Is that what it takes today to get the ladies? Fanning out currency?

Psh, I prefer to do it the white man's way:

"Baby, look at all these credit cards! Mastercard, Discover and three Visas - My credit limit is so fly I can shop at Pier 1!"
 
2008-05-22 02:22:10 PM
gawker.com


You know he is loaded because they are the new 20s.
 
2008-05-22 02:26:49 PM
Obviously this guy is quite a catch for any young lady. He can definitely keep you in style...if that style is, what?, two for one pizza night and Natty Lights.

Aim high, girls.
 
2008-05-22 02:30:24 PM
letdogsvote: He can definitely keep you in style...if that style is, what?, two for one pizza night and Natty Lights.

Don't be hatin'. With that kind of $20 dolla cash flow, he can easily afford the high-end stuff like Budweiser Select.
 
2008-05-22 02:35:25 PM
All right all you smartasses, I want to see pictures of you with all your cash on hand fanned out. I bet he has more.
 
2008-05-22 02:37:13 PM
EvilEgg: All right all you smartasses, I want to see pictures of you with all your cash on hand fanned out. I bet he has more.

Well yes, because those of us who are financially solvent don't get paid in cash.
 
2008-05-22 02:37:14 PM
EvilEgg: All right all you smartasses, I want to see pictures of you with all your cash on hand fanned out. I bet he has more.

Ooh, ooh, even better! Let's all post pictures of ATM receipts showing our bank account balances!
 
2008-05-22 02:38:01 PM
Pocket Ninja: EvilEgg: All right all you smartasses, I want to see pictures of you with all your cash on hand fanned out. I bet he has more.

Ooh, ooh, even better! Let's all post pictures of ATM receipts showing our bank account balances!


Actually, why not just post pictures of our credit cards? Front and back so we know there real!!

-you first.
 
2008-05-22 02:40:00 PM
what_now: Actually, why not just post pictures of our credit cards? Front and back so we know there real!!

No, just a list of SSNs and full names will do, I want to check your credit scores
 
2008-05-22 02:41:13 PM
gawker.com

Whats on the top shelf in the background all the way on the right?
 
2008-05-22 02:42:19 PM
EvilEgg: All right all you smartasses, I want to see pictures of you with all your cash on hand fanned out. I bet he has more.

i'm going to fan out the mortgage documents on my house in the suburbs and my wisely invested 401(k).
 
2008-05-22 02:43:03 PM
Chuck Wagon: Whats on the top shelf in the background all the way on the right?

It's not a personal massager, if that's what you're asking.
 
2008-05-22 02:43:51 PM
Chuck Wagon: Whats on the top shelf in the background all the way on the right

pic of jebus. and either a remote or a vibrator.

love the water pipes in the background.
 
2008-05-22 02:45:29 PM
albo: love the water pipes in the background.

It's called modern architecture, along with the window A/C unit. You'd understand all this if you's was ballin' like him.
 
2008-05-22 02:45:38 PM
what_now: Well yes, because those of us who are financially solvent don't get paid in cash.

You do if you are bad-ass. You like stickin it to the man.
 
2008-05-22 02:48:22 PM
This isn't a bookmark to listen to this later.
 
2008-05-22 02:48:38 PM
albo: Chuck Wagon: Whats on the top shelf in the background all the way on the right

pic of jebus. and either a remote or a vibrator.

love the water pipes in the background.


If you notice, there isn't even enough room to pull out that chair. That might be his bed on the left.
 
2008-05-22 02:49:54 PM
Chuck Wagon: That might be his bed on the left.

that's where the magic happens
 
2008-05-22 02:50:28 PM
I want to know what's inside that clear case on his desk...looks like some kind of yellow wrapper.
 
2008-05-22 02:50:42 PM
i8.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-22 02:54:28 PM
His desk and chair combo looks like it was swiped from a holiday inn.
 
2008-05-22 03:01:50 PM
I would like to point out that the Ed Hardy tee he is wearing costs at least $60. How many of you folks have >$60 tee-shirts? Yeah, that's what I thought.
 
2008-05-22 03:02:15 PM
As Gawker readers already noted, he's clearly in either his mom's house, or a grandma's house: why else would that photo feature (a) a girl'd-up photo frame, a young girl's school photo, (c) that piece of CLEARLY old-lady-style furniture, (d) a plant in the corner that's not an illegal substance, etc.
 
2008-05-22 03:02:53 PM
Pocket Ninja: I want to know what's inside that clear case on his desk...looks like some kind of yellow wrapper.

a model car
 
2008-05-22 03:04:50 PM
albo: a model car

Wow...you're right. That's funny, because it seems perfectly obvious now. But my mind was seeing the stripe down the middle as some sort of gap between small, individual packages. It's like one of those hidden image posters...now I can't see anything but the car.
 
2008-05-22 03:05:52 PM
With a bible open on the micro-desk. Yep, he's living with mommy.
 
2008-05-22 03:08:10 PM
2wolves: With a bible open on the micro-desk. Yep, he's living with mommy.

Maybe he's devout and prays every day and that's why he's been blessed with so much success and happiness.
 
2008-05-22 03:16:03 PM
Oh, this guy just made my whole day.
 
2008-05-22 03:18:02 PM
Pocket Ninja: Maybe he's devout and prays every day and that's why he's been blessed with so much success and happiness.

I'm praying for him.
 
2008-05-22 03:18:23 PM
Yes, it's a vibrator, a vibrator for JESUS.

img229.imageshack.us
 
2008-05-22 03:21:47 PM
PEOPLE ARE JOKIN' ON ME!!!
 
2008-05-22 03:25:25 PM
Man...

I totally couldn't walk down to the ATM and get THAT much money out. This guy's a total baller!
 
2008-05-22 03:35:30 PM
dillenger69: Yes, it's a vibrator, a vibrator for JESUS.

Hamilton's the 10, dude...
 
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