If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(CNN)   Obama wins Oregon; Hillary loses three oxen fording the river, and two members of her party have dysentery   (cnn.com) divider line 730
    More: Followup  
•       •       •

9349 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 May 2008 at 11:22 PM (6 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



730 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Last | Show all
 
2008-05-20 11:15:59 PM  
Yet she chooses to continue on rather than rest.
 
2008-05-20 11:18:15 PM  
+1 for the Oregon Trail reference
 
2008-05-20 11:20:00 PM  
I was going to say that she broke and axle but, alas, I was too late.

On the bright side, yesterday marked my very first green light.
 
2008-05-20 11:21:56 PM  
Same as Bathia_Mapes.

+1 for the Trail reference.

Dysentery will get you everytime.
 
2008-05-20 11:22:09 PM  
golf clap, subby.
 
2008-05-20 11:23:13 PM  
This is the greatest headline in Fark history. I'm super cereal here. You win the internets.
 
2008-05-20 11:23:38 PM  
Man-how long has Subby been sitting on THAT one?
 
2008-05-20 11:24:16 PM  
You've been waiting months to submit this, haven't you?
 
2008-05-20 11:24:20 PM  
Hillary is likely to be eaten by a grue.
 
2008-05-20 11:24:21 PM  
A headline with all of the dignity and gravitas that this process deserves.

Props, smitty.
 
2008-05-20 11:24:27 PM  
Once again, I must apologize for my state. Can't help the fact that a bunch of hillbilly racists live in the boonies...

/Or can I?
 
2008-05-20 11:24:31 PM  
Yeah, going to have to jump on the +1 bandwagon. Oregon Trail, the "Mass Effect" of my adolescence.
 
2008-05-20 11:24:40 PM  
+1 subby
 
2008-05-20 11:24:41 PM  
Luckily for her party, they did not stop at a small lake to the north of Lake Tahoe to rest for the winter. However, some members of Hillary's party are missing, and Hillary has not been seen eating from her hardtack rations.
 
2008-05-20 11:24:51 PM  
golf clap sir...

I certainly did not submit this with a better headline
 
2008-05-20 11:25:01 PM  
And so it begins......
 
2008-05-20 11:25:15 PM  
+1 nicely played
 
2008-05-20 11:25:20 PM  
Always caulk the wagon and float it across, will you never learn?
 
2008-05-20 11:25:24 PM  
i32.tinypic.com


/Too lazy to change it
 
2008-05-20 11:25:25 PM  
+1 Subby. Great reference. :)
 
2008-05-20 11:25:35 PM  
*chuckle*
 
2008-05-20 11:25:39 PM  
BravadoGT: Man-how long has Subby been sitting on THAT one?

I'm glad that wasn't a simulpost, or we'd be busy sucking each others' cocks right now.
 
2008-05-20 11:25:43 PM  
She needs to press RETURN and size up the situation.
 
2008-05-20 11:25:43 PM  
But are her dogs unruly?

/oops, South Pole
 
2008-05-20 11:26:00 PM  
The dems have a candidate that is strong in all their usual states! YAAAAY!
 
2008-05-20 11:26:02 PM  
i202.photobucket.com
 
2008-05-20 11:26:10 PM  
Awesome, subby. How long ago did you think up that one?
 
2008-05-20 11:26:17 PM  
Obama seen celebrating with a dinner of peperony and chease.
 
2008-05-20 11:26:18 PM  
Neither candidate is expected to reach the 2,026 delegates needed to win the Democratic nomination.

That means the race is likely to be settled by "superdelegates" -- party leaders and officials who will cast votes at the Democratic convention in August.


my guess is that she is not dropping out yet. Its a long time until August. That is ample time to dig up dirt.
 
2008-05-20 11:26:25 PM  
+1 subby

/golf clap
 
2008-05-20 11:26:36 PM  
Wow, they just said "Oregon is better educated and has a higher per capita income that Kentucky."

Some cutting edge commentary there Wolf!
 
2008-05-20 11:26:43 PM  
g'Obama!
 
2008-05-20 11:26:46 PM  
www.gamesetwatch.com
 
2008-05-20 11:26:55 PM  
At Clinton's speech there was a guy behind her with a sign that said "Count the Votes", and once in awhile a lady's head would get in the way and the big sign behind Hillz would read "C*UNT".

If someone posted a screencap of that, I believe I'd not stop laughing until the convention in August.
 
2008-05-20 11:27:01 PM  
Inaditch: You've been waiting months to submit this, haven't you?

This. Still amazing though.
 
2008-05-20 11:27:12 PM  
With this, Huffington Post is now reporting that he's won a majority of pledged delegates and has already returned to Iowa for a speech. Transcript (new window)
 
2008-05-20 11:27:58 PM  
What a choice the dems have - a woman or a devout Muslim (http://web.israelinsider.com/Articles/Politics/12745.htm)
At least in November when I hold my nose and vote for McCain, it will be for a man who has served his country and understands the danger of Islamofacists.
 
2008-05-20 11:28:12 PM  
Bob Ondeeznuts : pic.

brilliant.
 
2008-05-20 11:28:23 PM  
damn, and I thoght my "Obama plays with his Oregon" headline was funny. Subby beat me.
 
2008-05-20 11:28:27 PM  
Donald_McRonald: /Too lazy to change it

I'm sleepy, and I very nearly pressed spacebar. Stupid confusing properties of real life.

/I also try to do wall jumps after playing too much Metroid
 
2008-05-20 11:28:46 PM  
Subby wins 1000 internets, but can only carry 200 back to the wagon.
 
2008-05-20 11:28:57 PM  
MorningBreath: my guess is that she is not dropping out yet. Its a long time until August. That is ample time to dig up dirt hope that Obama kicks a puppy on live television.

Those must be some really nice straws for her to spend so much time grasping them.
 
2008-05-20 11:29:06 PM  
WFern: With this, Huffington Post is now reporting that he's won a majority of pledged delegates and has already returned to Iowa for a speech. Transcript (new window)

welcome to an hour ago.
 
2008-05-20 11:29:07 PM  
TruBluBaptist: What a choice the dems have - a woman or a devout Muslim (http://web.israelinsider.com/Articles/Politics/12745.htm)
At least in November when I hold my nose and vote for McCain, it will be for a man who has served his country and understands the danger of Islamofacists.


Your troll is weak young (checking) man.
 
2008-05-20 11:29:10 PM  
the biggest redneck here: The dems have a candidate that is strong in all their usual states! YAAAAY!

The "usual states" being Virginia, North Carolina, and the like. Right.
 
2008-05-20 11:29:14 PM  
Applauds Subby and Obama
 
2008-05-20 11:29:14 PM  
Duke sucks?
 
2008-05-20 11:29:15 PM  
It saddens me that the young'uns won't grasp the awesomeness of that headline.
 
2008-05-20 11:29:15 PM  
Man. This headline. So good.
 
2008-05-20 11:29:15 PM  
I wonder what Fark is going to be like on the night of the actual election.

/probably drunk
 
Displayed 50 of 730 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report